dubiousMa

Shit I May or May Not Resolve To Do in 2010

dubiousma — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 23:51:02 +0000

Resolution, Schmesalution….well you get the picture. Seriously, I’m not one to make New Year’s resolutions because I’ll admit that I never keep them. Ever. It’s too much responsibility and pressure and really, why would I vow to do something in January that I wasn’t willing to do in July? This year, however, I feel compelled [...]

We Totally Could Have Been Killed…

dubiousma — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 05:34:30 +0000

I like to joke around (ya think?) and kind of tongue-in-cheek wonder why my kid is so freaking dramatic, when I know exactly from whence it came. I am guilty. I can’t help it. Just like some statements are better punctuated by a good “fuck” or “motherfucker” to get your point across, so also is [...]

dubiousMa Scores the Interview of the Year!

dubiousma — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:49:56 +0000

That is, if anyone else were trying to score the same interview…then it’d be the interview of the year and all….but I don’t think my subject was being chased through tunnels by the paparazzi or anything…still and all, I interviewed Santa (he wasn’t all that merry OR cooperative) and you can read it in its [...]

No Elves Were Seriously Injured in the Making of This Post

dubiousma — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:01:31 +0000

While writing my Top 5 Christmas Gifts I Better Never Receive post, I started to think about the top 5 Christmas gifts I would love to receive….practical gifts, gifts everyone should have, really. These are the gifts that someone gives you if they really give a shit. These are the gifts that no self-respecting elf [...]

Dear Santa, Let’s Be Reasonable…

dubiousma — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:35:44 +0000

ow incredibly arbitrary of you to keep only two lists: Naughty OR Nice. WTF? There’s no in between at all?? I know you must’ve come up with this whole “list” thing all by yourself because Mrs. Claus would never think in such black and white terms. I’d like to think that she’s way more liberal [...]

Top 5 Christmas Gifts I’ll Never Buy….And I Better Never Receive

dubiousma — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:06:19 +0000

Every year, it seems, there’s a “must have” gift, or a “must get” gift, I suppose, depending on who’s telling the story, and every year, it’s something I won’t buy simply on principle. I hate being told what to do in any given situation as it is, let alone how to line the pockets of [...]

Has That EVER Worked For You Dude?

dubiousma — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:50:28 +0000

get hit on a lot. I can’t help it….I’m just walking around being me and BAM! There goes another one….some of these guys use some really great lines….ones that deserve an answer. Whether that answer is yay or nay, their creativity and cleverness is often rewarded with at least a response. But some are [...]

What the Hell I’m Grateful For

dubiousma — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:46:27 +0000

It’s that time of year again….when we post on Facebook and Twitter about how grateful and thankful we are for our blessed friends and plentiful bounties, while simultaneously wishing friends safe travel and warm hearths…..and all that bullshit. It’s my belief that if we really expressed what we were truly grateful for, the list would [...]

dubiousMa Gets Randomly Ranty

dubiousma — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 05:38:20 +0000

The thing is, sometimes shit just gets on my nerves. The things people say, the things they do, the things they wear, the awesomeness of everything, people who make commercials, the sun, the damn leaves….the list goes on and on. * I hate the fact that after watching a commercial for [...]

You’re Welcome, God

dubiousma — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:16:21 +0000

For those of you who are friends with me on Facebook, I posted about this already, but here, in my own little dubious fiefdom, I’m going to expand upon it. A freaking pastor hit on me! Why is this such news you ask? Hi, I’m Michele…have we met?? Here’s what happened: I went into Dunkin Donuts [...]