Duhism – The Impractical Wisdumb of Bob Tzu

Visualization makes me sleepy

Bob Tzu — Sat, 03 Nov 2018 13:30:08 +0000

IF…

Breakfast + Lunch = Brunch

THEN…

Spiritual + Not Religious = SNORE

QED

Bob Tzu — Sat, 03 Nov 2018 04:52:01 +0000

Your true nature is timeless. But breakfast is only served until 11.

Bob Tzu — Thu, 16 Jul 2015 14:14:09 +0000

Whether you think you can, or think you can’t… you’re doing too much thinking.

Bob Tzu — Sat, 04 Jul 2015 15:58:49 +0000

Once again, it’s time to boogie in your adult diapers.

That’s right, today is In Depends Dance Day!

Bob Tzu — Tue, 09 Jun 2015 22:11:06 +0000

Live the way of The Duh and you will love all humanity.

Humans, on the other hand, will continue to annoy the crap out of you.

Bob Tzu — Tue, 02 Jun 2015 04:16:41 +0000

How can I believe in “intelligent design” when I meet so many idiots?

Bob Tzu — Sun, 28 Jul 2013 23:14:47 +0000

Seize The Day After Tomorrow!

Bob Tzu — Tue, 07 May 2013 00:52:24 +0000

I’m working on a new invention: it’s a spray that eliminates the smell of room deodorizer.

Bob Tzu — Sun, 21 Apr 2013 04:02:44 +0000

My Higher Self has the munchies.

Bob Tzu — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 20:21:59 +0000

Do New Age pirates wear third-eye patches?