Stupid News Stories: The Dumbass Daily

Video: Workout Video Catches Man on Toilet

2013-05-17T07:06:00.000-04:00

Nothing like producing a slick, high quality workout video in your home, only to have a guy dropping a deuce in the background. How do you miss something like that? And how takes a crap in the dark with a door open . . . and nothing to read? Then again, this attractive young lady is a bit distracting. See if you can spot the hidden pooper in this video:

Female Teacher Accused of Kissing, Cuddling With Boy, 16 - Amanda Brennan

2013-05-16T07:30:00.001-04:00

School may be out, but the female teacher are still on the prowl.This time we have a Las Vegas English teacher at Foothill High, Amanda Brennan, 24, who reportedly went to the gated community to pick up a male student in her class to go out. Mom and dad said no, but he went anyway and they ended up in the back seat of her car NOT having sex.But, acccording to Brennan, they are in love.Awww. That

Mothers of the Year? Two Moms Leave Kid With Stranger at Bar to Go on Booze Cruize

2013-05-16T06:54:00.001-04:00

It takes all kind to be a mother, but apparently it must be pretty easy 'cause you can just leave your kids with any old stranger so you can go on a booze cruise.On Mother's Day. Both returned an hour later from their cruise pretty drunk, falling into the water as they disembarked. One mom yelled at her son for calling the police, told them the children had been left in the car of a "godfatther"

Video: Birthday Prank Goes Horribly Wrong

2013-05-13T20:37:00.000-04:00

Birthday pranks are great, aren't they? The cake that's actually a box covered in frosting, the present that's just an empty box, and the candles that won't blow out. Then there's the giant candle that burns like a road and sets your face on fire. That one gets me every time! Birthday Prank Goes Horribly Wrong - Watch More Funny Videos

Video: Skydiving Onto Slip-N-Slide

2013-05-11T09:04:00.001-04:00

Skydiving? Awesome! Giant Slip-N-Slide? Also awesome! Skydiving onto a giant Slip-N-Slide? No words to describe it, so just watch the video and enjoy, stupid. Skydiving Onto A Slip-N-Slide - Watch More Funny Videos

Road Rager Tells Victim: "I Work for DMV. I Have Good Insurance!"

2013-05-10T07:08:00.001-04:00

What causes road rage? Well, apparently, in California one of the factors could be whether you have good insurance or not.Jessica Singh said last March she was driving north in the left-hand lane on Stockton Boulevard with her 4-year-old daughter and 3-year-old niece in the backseat when a man started tailgating her. She said before she could get over, the man pulled into the turning lane to pass

Student Tells Health Teacher There's "Something Wrong With My Penis", She Allegedly Performs Sex Act on Him - Marlena Mints

2013-05-09T07:40:00.001-04:00

Well, it doesn't get anymore graphic than this Female Teacher Sex Scandal. Basically we have one coach driving some kids around in his car when one of the occupants, a 13-year-old boy claims he told his female health teacher (and also a coach) that there was "something wrong with his penis." The teacher, Marlena Mints, 31, allegedly responded as any teacher would, asking the lad to come to her

CNN Anchors Do "Satellite Interview" of Each Other From 30 Feet Apart

2013-05-09T06:46:00.001-04:00

If you ever wondered how desperate the news networks were getting to have things "look" just a certain way, look no further than the "interview" conducted Tuesday by Nancy Grace of HLN of Ashleigh Banfield of CNN . . . both owned by Time Warner. They are talking to each other from about 30 feet apart in a parking lot. Watch the video below. Shameful, just shameful Producers at CNN apparently

Video: Brutal Botched Moonsault - Indy Wrestler's Head Hits Gym Floor

2013-05-08T07:05:00.000-04:00

You know how everyone says professional wrestling if fake? It may well be, but this guy's injury (and his stupidity for trying something called a "moonsault") are very real. Here's more from the YouTube description of this video: The Corkscrew Moonsault, also known as the Skytwister Press, is a twisting moonsault in which the wrestler stands on an elevated platform, such as the top rope, or the

Woman Arrested for DUI While Out Celebrating End of Last DUI - Erin James

2013-05-06T20:56:00.001-04:00

You know, it doesn't get much dumber than this.As bad as drunk driving is, going out on the town to celebrate the return of your license from the LAST DUI conviction is even worse.Whatever the sentence for this is, it's not enough.A west suburban woman arrested for driving under the influence early Friday in Riverside — whose blood alcohol level was nearly twice the legal limit when tested at the

Video: New Olympic Sport? Bikini Slip-N-Slam

2013-05-06T20:33:00.000-04:00

Let's see . . . what do you need to compete? First: a hot body. Check! Second: a tiny bikini. Also check! Third: a slippery floor. Got it! Okay, if the judges are set, time to cue the contestants in the first Official Bikini Slip-N-Slam Competition! Bikini Slip-N-Slam - Watch More Funny Videos

Video: How NOT to Tear Down a Brick Wall

2013-05-06T07:12:00.003-04:00

We all knew this would end badly, but did you really see the end coming? Be honest. Demolition Goes Wrong - Watch More Funny Videos

Female Teacher to Underage Boy: "You're Not Leaving Until I Get Something From You!" - Jennifer Vigil

2013-05-06T07:02:00.001-04:00

With so many female teachers having sex with underage boys these days, you would have to think that at some point demand would outstrip supply and that the lady educators would have to get a lot more aggressive.Turns out, the have.Take Jennifer Vigil, a teacher at Pojoaque Valley High School in Santa Fe, NM who allegedly offered one of her male students sex and he turned her down. She even pulled

Hot Blonde Teacher Arrested for Relationship With Student After Showing Up to After-Prom Party - Nikki Scherwitz

2013-05-06T06:52:00.001-04:00

It's that time of year again, when school is getting out and teachers are having trouble letting of their classes . . . or, in some cases, one particular student.Meet Nikki Scherwitz, 25, who until last weekend taught 10th grade English at Brazoport High School (TX). That is, until she allegedly showed up shoeless, intoxicated, and poorly attired to an after-prom party thrown by the kids at her

Video: Reese Witherspoon Arrest Video, "I'm an American Citizen"

2013-05-03T07:28:00.001-04:00

From our friends at TMZ, the dashcam video of actress Reese Witherspoon getting arrested after her husband was pulled over for DUI. At one point she WARNS the cop, "You better not arrest me! I'm an American citizen." We're not quite sure, but we think her understanding of the law and the US Constitution are a little bit off. Or it could be us.

Video: (dis)Armed Robbery Surveillance Video

2013-05-02T06:30:00.000-04:00

In this video we either have the world's worst armed robber (he approaches the victim on a dark street with what appears to be a rifle) or the world's best--as in bravest--victim. Watch. Armed And Disarmed Robbery - Watch More Funny Videos

Video: Glad He's Not My Mechanic!

2013-05-02T06:15:00.000-04:00

Hey wait, that is my 1958 Chevy! Oh crap. Kids' this is why you don't mess with gasoline. So Mechanics Aren’t Trained In Common Sense - Watch More Funny Videos

Video: How NOT to Steal Gasoline

2013-05-01T07:40:00.002-04:00

The driver of this car really sends his pregnant (fat?) girlfriend flying when he decides to take off without paying for the gas she's pumping into his car. He's a real catch honey. Don't let him get away! How Not To Steal Gas - Watch More Funny Videos

Video: Why Woman Shouldn't Be Allowed to Race Office Chairs

2013-04-29T06:52:00.000-04:00

Look, we're all for equal pay in the workplace and sexual harassment is just not cool. But really: women have no business racing office chairs. EVER! And to prove our point we submit the following video. Girl Embarrasses Herself In Office Chair Race - Watch More Funny Videos

Video: Road Rage - British Edition

2013-04-29T06:38:00.002-04:00

For those of you who have ever wondered: yes, there is road rage in the United Kingdom. But no, it's nothing like we have it in the United States. In some ways, it's worse, much worse. Just watch this video and see. Can you imagine this happening ANYWHERE in the good old US of A? Bloody well not! Road Rage: British Edition - Watch More Funny Videos

Video: Strangest Cat Fight Ever?

2013-04-26T07:41:00.003-04:00

I know, that's a strong title, but you usually don't see two hot women fighting over a guy on a moped. And then there's the Roman centurion who steps in to calm things down, but not before one of the hotties somehow loses her dress. And all with a cheering crowd. The WTF Cat Fight - Watch More Funny Videos

Video: A Million Stiches of Fail Compilation

2013-04-25T06:05:00.001-04:00

And this is why health care costs are so high! Forget about charging people more for "pre-existing conditions". We should charge more for pre-existing stupidity. This "fail" video starts slow with some painful pranks and then moves into the good stuff: dumbasses trying stunts on skateboards, bicycles, and just generally jumping off things . . . with obvious results. Easily a million stitches

Hot Blonde Teacher, 22, Accused of Sex With Girl, 17 - Courtney Louise Jarrell

2013-04-24T06:00:00.001-04:00

Teacher/girls b-ball coach Courtney Louise Jarrell couldn't even make it through her first full year of teaching without having sex with a student. She was hired last fall at Riverton High School and allegedly started having a relationship with an underage female student starting in February of this year.We're not one to tell universities what to do, but you would think there would be at least

Video: Road Rage as Seen from Bicycle Helmet Cam

2013-04-23T07:03:00.000-04:00

Is it still road rage if the person getting beat-up is on a bicycle? In this video we see the world from the view of an urban bicycle rider. At one point he appears to cut off the driver of a white mini-truck and that guy gives chase . . . ending in a little bit of a dust-up. Appears by the road signs, language, etc to take place in the United Kingdom. WARNING: F-bomb language toward the end

Pros and Cons of the Fat Loss Factor Diet Program

2013-04-22T20:27:00.000-04:00

Have you heard of the hottest weight loss plan on the Internet? It's called Fat Loss Factor and here are some of the basic Pros and Cons of the diet. The Pros- - With FLF you get up-to-date nutritional information that helps you burn body fat on a healthy diet. -The prescribed workout portion of the program is very effective, doesn’t take much time to complete, and fits into the busy