The Dumbass Daily: News From the Shallow End of the Gene Pool

Woman Can't Believe How Easy It Was to Lose 48 lbs on the Idiot Proof Diet - Duh!

2012-02-20T07:35:00.000-05:00

This review of Fat Loss 4 Idiots (aka the Idiot Proof Diet) comes from Urainah from Birmingham, AL: I have actually been very successful on this diet. So far I have lost 48 pounds!! The first few weeks I did lose 9 pounds in 11 days, but my weight loss has slowed down a bit this past month or so. I do admit I need to exercise more regularly, though you'd think running after a two year old would

Idiot Proof Diet - Benefits and Results (risk free trail)

2012-02-15T05:00:00.000-05:00

From a new press release: The Idiot Proof Diet is based on the Shifting Calories Theory. This increasingly successful concept achieves weight loss for individuals who have found that low calorie diets do not work; those for whom low fat diets do not work; and they many for whom low carbohydrate diets do not work over time. Dieters who sign up for membership on the Idiot Proof Diet web site -

TMZ: Lindsay Lohan "Forgot" to Pay Federal Income Taxes in 2009 & 2010, Still Has Time to Ask H&R Block for Big Refund in 2011

2012-02-14T18:53:00.001-05:00

The human train wreck gets train-wreckier . . . if that's a word. Wonder if she'll go to jail for this one? Or maybe just do a bunch of PSAs for the Obama administration and they'l call it even?Lindsay Lohan and tax liens go together like Lindsay Lohan and arrests, probation violation hearings, lawsuits, mug shots and see-through shirts ... that is to say, very well. Seems LiLo has given Uncle

Texas Cops Follow Naked Teenaged Girl on Low Speed Chase - Taylor Burnham

2012-02-14T18:45:00.001-05:00

Kids these days! You can't get them to go to school, but they'll stay out all night naked, get drunk and run from the cops like professionals.When Corpus Christi cops responded to a suspicious person call early Sunday, they spotted Burnham, 18, standing in an alleyway next to a Jeep Wrangler. The teenager was naked, except for a pair of cowboy boots. After spotting cops, Burnham hopped in the

"Father of the Year" Finalist Plays Porn at Kid's Birthday Party Insteasd of "Smurfs" Movie

2012-02-14T18:30:00.001-05:00

Don't you just hate that when it happens?Police aren’t filing charges against a father who briefly played a pornographic video instead of "The Smurfs" at his child’s birthday party. Tremonton Police Chief Dave Nance tells the Standard-Examiner of Ogden ( http://bit.ly/w7SQCs) the man had rented a copy of "The Smurfs" from a Redbox kiosk and loaded the disc into his laptop. But when he turned the

Drunk Prison Guard Caught Having Sex in His Car, Able to Flee Police - Klye Kalani Beck

2012-02-14T18:28:00.001-05:00

Bad news? This guy was having drunken sex in his car when cops pulled up. Good news? He was somehow able to start the car, put it in gear and drive away after being caught in the act.Not saying he deserves a medal or nothing, but that does take some skills.An inebriated Graham County Jail detention officer fled from Thatcher Police officers early Sunday morning after they discovered him having

Drunk Man Impersonating Cops Stop Patrol Car

2012-02-13T21:28:00.001-05:00

Yeah, that'll get you arrested. And probably beaten at the police station in one of the "special" rooms they don't have cameras in.A DRUNK man in northern England who dressed as a police officer and started flagging down cars on a busy road was arrested ... after stopping a police car. Leo McKenna, 44, put on a reflective jacket, body armour, handcuffs and a baton before stopping motorists in

Video: Father Teaches Daughter Lesson About Facebook - Tommy Jordan

2012-02-13T08:56:00.000-05:00

UPDATE: Father Visited by Cops, Child Protective Services Over "Facebook" Video The former Marine wrote on his Facebook page that Child Protective Services officials came to his home in Stanly Co. on Saturday and interviewed him and his daughter — separately — after viewers of the video called with concerns about his actions. He said the police also stopped by. “The police by the way

Naked Man Tries to Turn Himself Into Reese's Peanut Butter Cup at Supermarket, Covers Himself in Chocolate & Peanut Butter

2012-02-09T21:18:00.001-05:00

Just in time for Valentine's Day!A naked man was arrested inside an eastern Kentucky supermarket after police found him covered in peanut butter and chocolate. It happened January 31 at a Food World IGA in Letcher County, KY, which borders Virginia. According to a court citation, 22-year-old Andrew Toothman was wearing only a pair of black boots. Troopers said the store's front door was broken

Video: 9-Year-Old Suspended for Michael Jackson Inspired Crotch Grab During Catholic School Peformance of "Billie Jean" - St. Stanislaus, MN

2012-02-09T07:51:00.000-05:00

There are some places, like baseball stadiums and frat houses, were grabbing one's crotch is not only allowed, but often encouraged. But not on stage in front of a bunch of nuns and priests for a Catholic school fundraiser, while imitating Michael Jackson in the music video for "Billie Jean." That'll get your ass suspended and likely a one-way ticket to hell. Watch the video below. A Minnesota

Did Doctor Oz Really Endorse the "Idiot Proof Diet?"

2012-02-08T19:00:00.000-05:00

On the Doctor Oz show on February 3, 2012 episode of his show, Doctor Mehmet Oz introduced his "Fat-urday" diet concept. What is a Fat-urday? According to Dr. Oz, it's a day to go off your regular diet and consume more calories so that your body's metabolism "resets." That is, if you are consuming say 1500 calories a day, your body

Video: Dramatic Interpretation of 7th Graders Facebook Conversation

2012-02-08T06:45:00.001-05:00

From a group that calls themselves the Navy Seals of Comedy. Who knew the quick quips back and forth between some young teens was so . . . dramatic! Watch the YouTube video below.

Wisconsin Sisters Accused of Sexually Assaulting Man With Pliers, Forcing Him to Drink Urine - Valerie Bartkey & Amanda Johnson

2012-02-07T19:12:00.001-05:00

Cruel doesn't begin to describe these two ladies: they even ripped this guy's shirt! At right, mug shot pictures of Valerie M. Bartkey, 24, and Amanda L. Johnson, 17. UPDATE: Additional details about this sick story can be found here. Valerie M. Bartkey, 24, and Amanda L. Johnson, 17, both of Somerset are each charged with a felony count of second-degree sexual assault by force and

Louisiana Congressman John Fleming Cites Article From "The Onion" as Fact

2012-02-07T13:57:00.001-05:00

Is anyone keeping track of how many times someone has cited the parody website The Onion as real? Add one more to the list.It's the first rule of politics: make sure you've got your facts right before you start broadcasting your strident views. But one Louisiana Congressman was left rather embarrassed after he took to Facebook to express outrage over plans for an $8billion 'Abortionplex' to be

Maryland Mall Evacuated & Locked Down After Brawl Over . . . Sneakers?

2012-02-07T10:45:00.001-05:00

New Nikes worth fighting for?Brawls break out at a Maryland mall over shoes. And it’s not the first time shoppers have gone too far for Nikes. The store had more anxious customers than they had sneakers for sale—and that was a recipe for trouble. Valley Mall in Hagerstown is peaceful now, but a sneaker, Nike’s new Foam tennis shoe, caused near-riot conditions inside the mall on Saturday, like a

Video: High School Kids Say the Dumbest Things (Lunch Scholars)

2012-02-07T07:51:00.000-05:00

What happens when a relatively smart high school student takes a video camera around at lunch time and asks his classmates some very basic questions about US history and current events? Likely he gets his ass kicked once this thing airs, but in the mean time, you can all weep for the future of our country. If anyone knows what school this is from in Washington state, please let us know:

Cops Taser Woman in McDonald's Drive Thru for Refusing to Move After Cutting in Line - Evangeline Marrero Lucca (full story)

2012-02-06T12:51:00.001-05:00

UPDATE: We Have Video of the Tasering! Check it out: EARLIER: Still waiting on the mug shot for this one, but we are sure she's going to be a winner. Most reports of this story only say that Ms. Lucca refused to leave the line at the McDonald's drive thru in Hope Mills in Cumberland County, North Carolina, cops were called and she had to be tasered to get her out of the car. This

Female Teacher, 25, Arrested for Sex With Underage Boys, Including One Time in WalMart Parking Lot - Rachel L. Farrell/Werner

2012-02-06T07:59:00.001-05:00

Wow! You can get anything at WalMart any more, even laid! Just ask the boys at Bangor Area High School (PA) where at least one, and possibly four, of them reportedly had sex with teacher Rachel Farrell. On the plus side, according to investigators, Farrell allegedly spent money on hotel rooms on a couple of occasions.Northampton County District Attorney John Morganelli announced charges have been

JFK's Intern/Mistress Writes Book, Tells All - Mimi Alford

2012-02-06T06:44:00.001-05:00

Okay, so apparently former president John F, Kenndy date other women other any Marilyn Monroe. Allegedly he had his way with White House interns long before anyone had ever heard the name Monica Lewinsky. And now Mimi Alford, now 69, has written a tell-all book.She always called him “Mr. President” — not Jack. He refused to kiss her on the lips when they made love. But Mimi Alford, a White House

NYC Middle School Girl Arrested for Selling Marijuana-Lace Brownies to Classmates - School 208 in Bellerose

2012-02-06T06:32:00.001-05:00

The real question is: does she get extra credit in her Home Economics class?A Queens public school went to pot last week when an eighth-grader sold her classmates marijuana-laced brownies, the Daily News has learned. Twenty students at Intermediate School 208 in Bellerose were caught munching on the psychedelic treats that a girl peddled out of her backpack, officials confirmed. The youngsters

Video: Female TV Anchors Make Best Freudian Slip Ever Talking About "Sausage Fest" - Pick-a-Dick

2012-02-05T11:32:00.003-05:00

One anchor was a sausage fest judge. What could possibly gone wrong while discussing that? Best Freudian Slip Ever - Watch More Funny Videos

Arizona Man Arrested for Mass Texting Nude Photo of Girlfriend's Teenaged Daughter to "Teach Her a Lesson" - Eugene Foster

2012-02-02T07:21:00.001-05:00

Yeah. We're not sure what parenting manual this guy is reading, but if you find out you should probably avoid it.Unless you like going to jail.Eugene Foster, of San Tan Valley, Arizona, was arrested after allegedly mass texting a naked photo of his girlfriend's teen daughter to nearly 40 contacts in the girl's cellphone. According to 3TV (video below), Foster found a nude photo of the teen girl

"Award Winning" Female Teacher Admits to Sexual Relationships With at Least Two Male Students - Joanne Léger-Legault

2012-01-31T08:02:00.001-05:00

They're not saying if Joanne Léger-Legault was voted "Teacher of the Year" in her district, but to a couple of former male students, she probably was.An award-winning high school teacher has been accused of having 'intimate sexual relationships' with two of her students, kissing a third on the lips and exchanging inappropriate texts and emails with a third. Joanne Léger-Legault, from Ottawa,

Dumbass Video: Pizza Dispute in New York Ends With Jeep Ramming Sign

2012-01-31T07:36:00.001-05:00

Selling "Junction" style pizza in upstate New York? Better keep an eye on your sign, 'cause this guy's gonna take it out. More from WGRZ: A Niagara County man is facing charges after police say he was caught on tape damaging a pizza sign with his Jeep. Investigators say this incident is part of an ongoing feud between two pizzerias in North Tonawanda. Pizza Junction, which was recently sold

Video: Flying People Over New York City

2012-01-31T07:29:00.002-05:00

Radio controlled planes shaped like humans were created to give the illusion that people were flying over the Big Apple. Anybody see this live?