
<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>matt hackmann's blog</title><link>http://dxprog.com/</link><description>The musings, work and art of a web developer</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Mind, Meet Gutter</title><link>http://dxprog.com/entry/mind-meet-gutter/</link><guid>http://dxprog.com/entry/mind-meet-gutter/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2016 12:36:39 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<p>Trackpad'd this up in the airport waiting for my brother. Heard the song on the way over. The rest is history for devbus to recall later.</p>]]></description></item><item><title>Happy Thanksgiving, y'all</title><link>http://dxprog.com/entry/happy-thanksgiving-yall/</link><guid>http://dxprog.com/entry/happy-thanksgiving-yall/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2016 06:26:40 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<p>I'm calling a Thanksgiving break on this little &quot;blog-o-rama&quot; because I'm out of town and will be otherwise occupied. So, Happy Thanksgiving, everybody, and I'll catch y'all on the flip side. Maybe I'll have something to say. Maybe I won't. Who can tell?</p>]]></description></item><item><title>Soba</title><link>http://dxprog.com/entry/soba/</link><guid>http://dxprog.com/entry/soba/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2016 10:07:13 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<p>Switching gears for a moment to document some soba I made off the top of my head. I'll try to keep the words to a minimum and let the pictures talk (zoom into the picture for recipe type shits).</p><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/Q6KGxTN.jpg" alt="Throw some water on to boil. Be sure to add salt!" title="Throw some water on to boil. Be sure to add salt!" class="postImage" /></p><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/HyJpoOW.jpg" alt="Get some butter melting in a pan." title="Get some butter melting in a pan." class="postImage" /></p><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/j13cKrg.jpg" alt="Chop up some onions and garlic. I used about a 1/4 and 3 cloves, respectively." title="Chop up some onions and garlic. I used about a 1/4 and 3 cloves, respectively." class="postImage" /></p><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/7wlC7QO.jpg" alt="Saute the chopped stuff up." title="Saute the chopped stuff up." class="postImage" /></p><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/j1btAYe.jpg" alt="Once that water's boiling, add the soba. I like to swish it around for the first 15-30 seconds with chopsticks. Then, allow to boil for five minutes." title="Once that water's boiling, add the soba. I like to swish it around for the first 15-30 seconds with chopsticks. Then, allow to boil for five minutes." class="postImage" /></p><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/h9lbBPC.jpg" alt="Add a little water (2-3T), soy sauce (@-3T), mirin (1-2T), and honey (1-2T) into the sauteed stuffs, bring to a boil, then reduce to a simmer." title="Add a little water (2-3T), soy sauce (@-3T), mirin (1-2T), and honey (1-2T) into the sauteed stuffs, bring to a boil, then reduce to a simmer." class="postImage" /></p><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/3fmmUV9.jpg" alt="Fish some noodles out into a bowl and then drizzle some of the sauce/onion mixture on top." title="Fish some noodles out into a bowl and then drizzle some of the sauce/onion mixture on top." class="postImage" /></p><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/gI0bGx9.jpg" alt="Coat noodles with sauce and then enjoy!" title="Coat noodles with sauce and then enjoy!" class="postImage" /></p><p>Chris and I had cold soba while in Sendai this year, though I'm pretty sure the broth was nothing like this. To be honest, I haven't yet bothered to look up a recipe, but this sauce has worked pretty universally with various Japanese types of cuisine.</p><p>Authentic? Probably not.</p><p>Delicious?</p><p>...</p><p>Absolutely.</p>]]></description></item><item><title>Oh, Lordy Lord</title><link>http://dxprog.com/entry/oh-lordy-lord/</link><guid>http://dxprog.com/entry/oh-lordy-lord/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2016 05:27:21 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<p>After finishing up last night's post, I decided to give that NES another try. The one thing I hadn't tried was the ever popular &quot;blow on the cartridge&quot; trick. It was the one thing that worked. I then proceeded to make a whole video of me playing it in the glitched up state...</p><p><div id="ytd_n9mHXBIk91w" class="youtube" rel="n9mHXBIk91w"></div></p>]]></description></item><item><title>Just a Quickie</title><link>http://dxprog.com/entry/just-a-quickie/</link><guid>http://dxprog.com/entry/just-a-quickie/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2016 11:26:16 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<p>Just got out of a showing of Dr. Strange, a showing I opted for 3D over standard 2D. I don't regret my choice. It was a sweet movie with crazy effects and magic and some good old Marvel humor.</p><p>That said, it's now a bit late and I want a quick way out. So, here's a before and after photo of one of my recent broken NES aquisitions.</p><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/kW0U3hu.jpg" alt="If you look closely, you can see a wire near the top right corner." title="If you look closely, you can see a wire near the top right corner." class="postImage" /></p><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/3Z3i8qw.jpg" alt="SUCH A SHINY WITH THAT BLURRY DEPTH OF FIELD" title="SUCH A SHINY WITH THAT BLURRY DEPTH OF FIELD" class="postImage" /></p><p>I have both of these machines, but the one on the right is the one in the after picture. The internals of the thing were fine, for the most part. The connector was shoddy as hell, though, so I refurb'd the pins with a dental pick. After a little soak in the tub and a little scrubbing, it now plays games fabulously and <em>looks</em> fabulous too.</p><p>The one on the left has board issues of some sort, so when it does play at all, the graphics are all crazy go nuts. I wanted to grab a picture of Mario 3, but couldn't get the game to boot.</p><p>Oh, well. Thanks for reading and have a nice day.</p>]]></description></item><item><title>That Time I Resolved a Copyright Complaint</title><link>http://dxprog.com/entry/that-time-i-resolved-a-copyright-complaint/</link><guid>http://dxprog.com/entry/that-time-i-resolved-a-copyright-complaint/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2016 11:03:09 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<p>Hot on the heels of <a href="http://dxprog.com/entry/that-time-i-got-to-file-a-copyright-claim/">yesterday's post</a>, I received an email from the company that produces the Ben Heck show. They were, of course, wondering what was up with the copyright claim and apologized since the production company switched between when the video was originally posted and now. The dude's name was Matt, so you know this is an an individual to be trusted.</p><p>Humor aside, I found working with him on the whole thing to be rather easy and pleasant. As stated above, he was apologetic, but professionally so. All he wanted was to have the video restored, all I wanted was an ask for permission and attribution. Over the course of a handful of emails, I retracted my copyright complaint, and the video reappeared on YouTube with one small change:</p><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/pNHr7su.png" alt="That's my name, don't wear it out!" title="That's my name, don't wear it out!" class="postImage" /></p><p>Now that this whole issue has been nicely resolved, I can finally feel that little bit of accomplishment knowing that some of my design work is being seen hundreds of thousands of people and enticing them to watch the video.</p><p>Really, that's pretty cool.</p>]]></description></item><item><title>That Time I Got to File a Copyright Claim</title><link>http://dxprog.com/entry/that-time-i-got-to-file-a-copyright-claim/</link><guid>http://dxprog.com/entry/that-time-i-got-to-file-a-copyright-claim/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2016 07:59:20 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<p>About nine years ago, I went to college. While I was there, I did things with Adobe programs. One of those things was a <a href="http://dxprog.com/entry/wherein-the-author-imparts-upon-his-audience-the-ongoings-of-his-life/">vectored NES</a>. That version is actually the second of two attempts for that class. My original was based off of an <a href="https://i0.wp.com/www.old-computers.com/museum/photos/nintendo_nes_1s.jpg">image I'd found on google search</a> and it was fucking awful.</p><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/tCifkJ1.png" alt="There's a reason it never got finished" title="There's a reason it never got finished" class="postImage" /></p><p>Unhappy with that, I took my own photo, getting the angles and such that I wanted.</p><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/Q7tGZh4.png" alt="That's my DAD portfolio bag in the background" title="That's my DAD portfolio bag in the background" class="postImage" /></p><p>Which, if you didn't click the blog link above, resulted in this:</p><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/fmeztvu.jpg" alt="It's actually not bad." title="It's actually not bad." class="postImage" /></p><p>While I'm here explaining the whole backstory, I will call attention to two things wrong with this image:</p><p>- &quot;Nintendo&quot; has no registered trademark symbol.</p><p>- &quot;Entertainment System&quot;, &quot;Power&quot;, &quot;Reset&quot;, and the controller port numbers are some computery looking system font that ships with OS X.</p><p>Fast forward nine years.</p><p>Recall in a post <a href="http://dxprog.com/entry/hobbies-hobbies-hobbies/">a few days ago</a> where I mentioned how I was currently binging arcade repair videos (a thing I'm still doing). That stemmed from just watching a bunch of electronics videos before that, and when you do this a lot, YouTube catches on and recommends other similar videos. One channel that's right up that alley is the <em>Ben Heck Show</em>, the long running electronic projects series by Internet famous console modder and <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Hacking-Video-Game-Consoles-ExtremeTech/dp/0764578065/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;qid=1479359208&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;sr=8-1&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;keywords=ben+heck">published author</a>, Ben Heckendorn. So, consider my surprise when I'm scrolling through recommendations and I see this:</p><p><img src="http://videos.revision3.com/revision3/images/shows/tbhs/0067/tbhs--0067--slot-loading-nintendo-game-system-part-1--marge.thumb.jpg" alt="Mighty familiar..." title="Mighty familiar..." class="postImage" /></p><p>I raised an eyebrow, but didn't think too much of it at the time. I figured that it was just a really similar image or they'd used the same photograph I based mine off of. It'd been nine years, and I'd forgotten that <em>I</em> took that photograph. So, life moved on.</p><p>But YouTube was apparently desperate for me to watch this video, because they would not stop recommending it. Each time I saw the thumbnail, I'd inspect that NES a little harder. I was skeptical enough to dig up my version from deviantArt and saw the similarities. <a href="https://twitter.com/dxprog/status/780199222448500736">I tweeted Ben Heck that something seemed amiss</a>. Eventually, that nugget of doubt brought forth the vague recollection: &quot;wait... didn't I take that photo?&quot;. Lucky for me, I have nearly all of my source files from school and I was able to dig that out of the Illustrator file. But just to be extra certain, I dug up the big thumbnail picture, fired up After Effects, and made this:</p><p><img src="http://i.giphy.com/3o7TKuMqE7kV9siYnK.gif" alt="Oh shit..." title="Oh shit..." class="postImage" /></p><p>That's pretty damning, but the final nail in the coffin is in the small details: the registered trademark on Nintendo is missing, and the &quot;Nintendo Entertainment System&quot; font is that shitty LED sign font. (Now that I think about it, I may have snatched that from dafont.com. I baked the paths in my Illustrator file, so I can't tell.)</p><p>Ben Heck and his show ripped off my work.</p><p>I was a little ticked, but more out of principle. This was a professionally produced show and, instead of acting like professionals and ensuring all royalties and licensing is squared away for externally sourced assets, just waltzed into Google image search and picked whatever suited their fancy without caring. Sadly, I'm sure that this happens all the time. Luckily for me (and I literally just realized this), but I released that image under <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/">an atribution/non commercial Creative Commons license</a> (very forward thinking on my part). Long story short: you can use the image only for non-commercial purposes (Ben Heck show is very much commercial) and if you do use it, give me credit (which they did not do).</p><p>And you know what? If they had just <em>asked</em>, I would have gladly given permission and been beside myself that my work was seen to be good enough for use on a show that I already enjoyed. They certainly couldn't hide behind the excuse of &quot;we couldn't find the creator&quot;, because when that image shows up on Google image search, it goes to that deviantArt page or my blog. All of these have non-hidden ways of contacting me.</p><p>Armed with my little gif and a bit of anger, <a href="https://twitter.com/dxprog/status/780421116875550720">I passively aggressively tweeted all this at Ben Heck, his sponsor, and the production company</a>. No response. (In Rev3's defense, I think they're dead.)</p><p>It would probably have ended there, my small rage subsiding with the passing forgetfulness of time. However, YouTube just. Kept. Recommending. That. Video. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvijyBIgazE&amp;t=34s">I think Christmas Story summed up my feelings best</a> (and, no, the irony of linking to an illegal clip of a video in a post about copyright is not lost on me).</p><p>So, I filed a copyright report on it.</p><p>Next day, YouTube's copyright department emailed back asking for additional proof, which I provided in a more compact version of the above. This morning, I received this:</p><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/UQiSPYf.png" alt="Delicious." title="Delicious." class="postImage" /></p><p>As of this writing, that video has been removed from YouTube search, Google search (surprisingly fast on that), and if you try to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdzZIeemumo">visit the video itself</a>, you're greeted with this:</p><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/LUgvlSS.png" alt="So, so delicious" title="So, so delicious" class="postImage" /></p><p>My favorite part is how it says my name.</p><p>Morals of the story are:</p><p>1. If you're working professionally in a professional industry, be professional</p><p>2. Just ask. It doesn't hurt anybody and you might just get permission.</p><p>3. Don't fuck with me?</p>]]></description></item><item><title>The Fabric Unravels</title><link>http://dxprog.com/entry/the-fabric-unravels/</link><guid>http://dxprog.com/entry/the-fabric-unravels/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2016 11:09:44 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<p>I don't know what to write about.</p><p>All things considered, I could still &quot;win&quot; this thing if I missed a day. But, who said this was a contest? It's more of a &quot;this is a thing we want to do, let's draw strength and encouragement from each other&quot;. Kinda like a diet buddy, but with words instead.</p><p>I'm forced to wonder, however: what exactly am I getting out of this? Sure, for the past year or so I've wanted to write about serious topics that weigh on my mind. But, instead of actually trying to put that stuff to words, I'm bullshitting a paragraph of text. The weird thing is, as I'm typing this, I know that all this rambling will come off like some disturbed and emo teenager on LiveJournal in the mid-00s.</p><p>I was just telling my mom this evening that I write this blog for me. So, given that, why should I care what words I lay down? I'm me and I understand the context within all this is written. Of course, come next year I'll have lost that and be just another outsider looking in with only a vague recollection of the times my current self was going through. But, even given that, it's still me so why should I worry?</p><p>Aha!</p><p>Despite this notion of writing for my future self, I'm fully aware of the publicness of these ramblings. Any Joe Schmoe (or people I know and know read this blog) can and will happen upon this post. If they've made it this far, they're wondering &quot;okay... just how crazy <em>is</em> Matt?&quot; And I'm aware of all this.</p><p>As I continue to type.</p><p>Fully knowing that eyebrows will be raised. Raised in a curious pondering, perhaps a tinged with a little worry.</p><p>...</p><p><a href="https://www.acast.com/mydadwroteaporno">Belinda blinked.</a></p>]]></description></item><item><title>I Guess I'll Write About Anime?</title><link>http://dxprog.com/entry/i-guess-ill-write-about-anime/</link><guid>http://dxprog.com/entry/i-guess-ill-write-about-anime/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2016 11:06:34 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<p>I dunno. Running out of ideas to write about that aren't heavy, heavy topics. So, instead I'll write little blips about the anime shows I've sampled this season.</p><p><strong>WWW.Working!!</strong> - Sidequel to one of my favorite shows, Working!! Same universe, same restaurant chain, different actual restaurant and, thus, different cast of characters. Each one has their own particular tick, and each week we're given a glimpse into their interactions with each other. I haven't warmed up to these new characters yet, but I'll give it time.</p><p><strong>Flip Flappers</strong> - Just watched this last night, but don't recall much. Some space girl finds some other girl and then are teleported by a pet robot into some &quot;Illusion Zone&quot; or whatever. Hijinks ensue, turns out everybody is a magical girl, there's some yuri undertones, and the credits roll. It was bright and shiny and had some fluid animation. Reminded me of a studio Trigger knock off.</p><p><strong>Girlish Number</strong> - Looks like my favorite characters from &quot;Gekkan Shouko Nozaki-kun&quot; and &quot;Humanity Has Declined&quot; have been rolled into one up-and-coming voice actor. Sweet on the outside, utterly cynical on the inside, you have that ol' fashioned Japan cute factor mixed with sassy inner monologue and it's quite lovely. I think I shall continue to watch this show.</p><p><strong>Kiss Him, Not Me</strong> - Here's a fun one to explain. Nerdy, pervy (creepy pervy), overweight girl is so destroyed by the death of a character in one of her shows, that she locks herself in her room for a week and, when she exits, is suddenly thin and gorgeous. Naturally, she gathers a harem of love-struck boys at school. I've never watched a reverse harem before, but after seeing this, all the flaws in the harem shows I've sometimes enjoyed are completely exposed. Naked before my mind to comprehend... I might watch a couple more episodes.</p><p><strong>My Wife is the Student Council President</strong> - I'm convinced the animators of this show are just trying to find the line with the censors. There's really nothing more that can be said. It's a terrible piece of garbage and I am watching it...</p><p><strong>Yuri on Ice</strong> - It's the ice skating equivalent to &quot;Free&quot;. Kid did a bunch of figure skating in high school, flopped at some big competition, got fat for a while, but suddenly his Russian rival (and man crush) swoops in to train the poor boy. There's lots of pretty boys and abs and cleverly placed branches. The story itself is compelling enough that I may continue to watch, but I do not believe I'm the target audience...</p><p>So, that's what I've seen. Oddly busy season for me.</p>]]></description></item><item><title>Round 2</title><link>http://dxprog.com/entry/round-2/</link><guid>http://dxprog.com/entry/round-2/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2016 09:15:45 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<p>Want to polish up my LED grid a bit before writing more on that, so I'm going to do that &quot;stream of consciousness&quot; thing again. Giving myself four minutes out of the gate, this time. And... WE'RE OFF!</p><p>The easiest thing to start this off on is my day. Or my weekend? We'll stick with day, it's a lot shorter and I only have so much time.</p><p>Attempted to move the voltage converter circuit off the breadboard and onto a circuit board. Got everything designed up in Eagle, fidgeted with the printer for a bit because printers suck, and then attempted to iron it onto a copper board. Well.... that didn't go so great, so maybe I'll just solder everything up on a perfboard. Still, I want to get this etching shit figured out.</p><p>Other things I did today was gorge on 'Nilla Wafers. There are a lot of things I would say are &quot;krytonite-esque&quot; for me, but 'Nilla Wafers are the real deal. I fucking love these things and always have. They're cookies, clearly, but there's something special in their simplicity. The way the crumble under the pressure of your tongue as the spit in your mouth begins to slowly dissolve the cookie. The rush of flavor that dances across your taste buds as those little crumbles brush past. Oh, what's this? Looks like somebody has decided to douse the whole scene in some lovely, lovely milk. The flavors are mingling together, creating an experience that is greater than the sum of its parts. You savor the -</p><p>TIME'S UP!</p><p>Guess I had a bit of a Remy from Ratatouille moment, there. Play with matches only if you're going to do something cool... like set things on fire!</p>]]></description></item><item><title>Phoning it in for a Thing I Did</title><link>http://dxprog.com/entry/phoning-it-in-for-a-thing-i-did/</link><guid>http://dxprog.com/entry/phoning-it-in-for-a-thing-i-did/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2016 11:11:20 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<p>My Mario 64 cart arrived today, so I clearly can't be bothered to write a full blog post. Instead, here's a video of a thing I'll be writing about <em>very</em> soon.</p><p><div id="ytd_16qvLoxmdak" class="youtube" rel="16qvLoxmdak"></div></p>]]></description></item><item><title>1 and 2, A and B</title><link>http://dxprog.com/entry/1-and-2-a-and-b/</link><guid>http://dxprog.com/entry/1-and-2-a-and-b/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2016 06:38:02 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<p>The last couple years or so, I've been on a big Alan Parsons Project kick. This no doubt stemmed from my dad getting me a compilation album for Christmas. Since, I've purchased most of the albums on LP and have listened to them quite often. The aforementioned compilation set gets frequent playback in the car, which means I'm listening to it a lot because the Bay's commute traffic is awful.</p><p>When listening to an artist so much, you start to pick up on things they like to do. One of these I noticed about Alan Parsons Project is what I'm going to call &quot;setup, opposite comparator&quot; (or SOC). Over the course of a verse, a series of back-to-back comparisons (often opposites) are made. Here's a bunch of examples:</p><h4>What goes up... (Pyramid)</h4><p><em>What goes up, must come down</em></p><p><em>What must rise, must fall</em></p><h4>Gemeni (Eye in the Sky)</h4><p><em>Watching, waiting</em></p><p><em>Rising, falling</em></p><p><em>Listening, calling</em></p><p>...</p><p><em>Touching, feeling</em></p><p><em>Seeing, believing</em></p><h4>Psychobabble (Eye in the Sky)</h4><p><em>It ain't Kodachrome and it isn't black and white</em></p><p>...</p><p><em>Well, I'm never on my own but there's nobody in sight</em></p><p>...</p><p><em>It's in Dolby stereo but I never hear it right</em></p><p>...</p><p><em>Well, I see the way to go but there isn't any light</em></p><p>and the Queen Mother of all of them is <em>You Don't Believe</em> which I won't write down, because the whole song is a series of SOCs. Check for yourself:</p><p><div id="ytd_ylcHHb93GRo" class="youtube" rel="ylcHHb93GRo"></div></p><p>I'm sure I've missed a few of these, but those were the one's off the top of my head. It's an interesting hallmark of the group for sure.</p>]]></description></item><item><title>Blurp Blop Bloop</title><link>http://dxprog.com/entry/blurp-blop-bloop/</link><guid>http://dxprog.com/entry/blurp-blop-bloop/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2016 09:41:06 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<p>We'll not consider what today means. Instead, here's a non-edited, slightly stoned, 100% stream of consciousness that was typed over the course of two minutes starting... NOW!</p><p>As I hit the enter key, &quot;Stay Alive&quot; (the last ED for Re:Zero) started playing. I'm thinking that I'm probably waning on favor of this song. It's a good song, no doubt, but I have a hunch I won't be listening to it in a week.</p><p>Speaking of a week, I came up with a hair brained scheme. In my 1:1 with my manager tomorrow, I'm going to pitch the idea of working remotely in Japan for 3-6 months. I think it'd effectively scratch that itch, because I do love that country so much. People talk about having home sickness, well I've had this feeling only a couple of times:</p><p>- In 2008 when I was in college and about to leave back for Orlando following Christmas break</p><p>- Every single God. Damned. Time I come back from Japan.</p><p>I don't know what it is about being over there that feels so right, but I want to have the opportunity to test if it's just me following the &quot;high&quot; of something new or if I really resonate with life over there that much.</p><p>Okay, so the timer went off while writing the above bit, but I had to finish it and added a couple of minutes. I suppose I can bullshit until it goes off...</p><p>Sheep are weird, right? They're both meat AND clothing. That's not weird, I suppose. Pigs and cows provide leather, after all. And that's like... a car delicacy.</p><p>Oh shit! The timer went off.</p><p>Alright, folks. Remember to drive safely and that drugs are bad, m'kay.</p>]]></description></item><item><title>Let's Talk About IKEA</title><link>http://dxprog.com/entry/lets-talk-about-ikea/</link><guid>http://dxprog.com/entry/lets-talk-about-ikea/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2016 09:57:59 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<p>Was looking on IKEA's website for a cheap cart that I could use for the coffee equipment at the new office. While getting there, I ran into this gem of a photo:</p><p><img src="http://www.ikea.com/ms/en_US/img/ad_content/kitchen_images/20171_nkdp10a_04PH135990.jpg" alt="COPYRIGHT IKEA COM INT" title="COPYRIGHT IKEA COM INT" class="postImage" /></p><p>So many questions.</p><p>Why is she holding a dirty spoon? She's clearly not cooking as can be noted by the exceptionally clean counters.</p><p>What exactly is she doing? Singing into her dirty spoon?</p><p>Where is the oven? Were there any dishes around, I'd expect to see maybe a chocolate cake or brownies... but there doesn't seem to be a place to cook them.</p><p>Her outfit seems very 90s. Denim jumper thing with leggings. Hell, the might even be stirrup pants and the stirrups are covered by socks.</p><p>It's a curious thing.</p>]]></description></item><item><title>It's a Whatever Kind of Post</title><link>http://dxprog.com/entry/its-a-whatever-kind-of-post/</link><guid>http://dxprog.com/entry/its-a-whatever-kind-of-post/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2016 09:19:06 -0800</pubDate><description><![CDATA[<p>I don't have anything particular to say, this evening. I've just returned from a team bonding exercise, aka going out to bar and having drinks and conversation.</p><p>Tomorrow is election day, and dear god will I be happy for that to be over. The previous election seasons have been a bit of a shit show, but this year takes the fucking cake. My voting has already been taken care of, thanks to the mail in ballot, which is probably the best way to vote. I was able to sit down for an hour or so and, while I was filling out my ballot, research all the various questions, what they were really introducing, and make an informed decision about my vote.</p><p>Of course, that was just for the state propositions. I skipped most of the &quot;position&quot; votes because I don't care or am not informed enough (even with that research), save for two:</p><p>I voted for Hillary, because I feel she's just going to be status quo. Not only that, but I can't pretend to stand behind my morals and cast a vote for Trump. Unlike my father who, despite years of decrying the man, will vote for him regardless because it's a vote for his team, which has lost in the last two elections. That's all it boils down to for him, and I clearly disagree in this regard. Though I don't think Trump would have enough political power or clout to do the heinous things he's talked about, I'm not about to sully what's left of my soul by backing the man (party affiliation be damned).</p><p>The other position I voted for was a write in. Why? Because there were only two options to vote fore: the one guy that was on there, or whomever I pleased. So I voted for my friend <a href="http://cmimg.dxprog.com/cm_20060430_1.png">devbus</a>. because it clearly doesn't matter how that vote goes.</p><p>I suppose this was slightly more than a &quot;whatever&quot; post, but scrolling through my Facebook feed gave me the ire to talk about how much I'm sick of this goddamned election, much like I'm sick of it every year it happens. I'm ready for things to go back to normal.</p><p>Whatever that is...</p>]]></description></item></channel></rss>
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