Dylan's Teeth

Me, get angry, never.....!

Although saw the...

2009-02-27T15:48:00.000Z

Me, get angry, never.....!

Although saw the Buzzcocks the other week, playing all first album...great...then 30 minutes of nonsense....then a fantastic encore. I was a bit angry then as they could have cut out the 30 mins of nonsense so I could get to bed earlier.

Also saw Late of the Pier, at the Forum.....boy did I feel old....but not angry.

I regularly use to drink in the same pub and so p*...

2009-02-10T15:37:00.000Z

I regularly use to drink in the same pub and so p*ss in the same urinals as Dr Feelgood. I also had a beer once with Garry Bushell (when he wrote for Sounds)...

there's also a touch of the "Cliff Christmas song"...

2009-02-10T15:32:00.000Z

there's also a touch of the "Cliff Christmas song" about it with the naff "shining lights" rising from Annie's paws...perhaps that a good bet for the 09 christmas number one celebrity duet....

"nope" to what?

2009-02-07T17:02:00.000Z

"nope" to what?

nope

2009-02-06T09:55:00.000Z

nope

I've just remembered what it reminds me of.

2009-02-05T23:02:00.000Z
I've just remembered what it reminds me of.

Karaoke.

The versions they are obliged to use when licensing the original music without the vocals would be too expensive.

Annie? Get your gun...

Oh, so THAT's who it is.

I heard it the oth...

2009-02-05T22:56:00.000Z

Oh, so THAT's who it is.

I heard it the other weekend on that smug twat Ball's Radio Two show*, immediately exclaiming (and I quote) "God almighty, who the hell is that, murdering 'Shining Light' by Ash? Aaaaaaargh, my ears..." and ran away to hide in the shed, missing the back anno (if there was one, which I imagine there wasn't).

Jesus suffering fuck, that is utterly, excruciatingly hideous.

* look, my parents were staying, OK?

I would have entirely forgotten the 'Stiltskin san...

2009-02-04T22:12:00.000Z

I would have entirely forgotten the 'Stiltskin sandwiches' story myself, except I once told it to Joe and he reminds me of it at the slightest provocation.

I'd have told them to fuck off by accident if I'd had the chance.

@Alex: "Lauren Laverne told me to f*ck off by acci...

2009-02-04T21:42:00.000Z

@Alex: "Lauren Laverne told me to f*ck off by accident" probably beats "Stilitskin sandwiches". Or does it?

I sense a Dylan's Teeth Accidental Celebrity Knockout Cup competition? Last 16?

No she never gave me her number...

She told...

2009-02-04T21:35:00.000Z

No she never gave me her number...

She told me to f*ck off, but only by accident.

@Alex: Yes, I know - actually, if you can get me L...

2009-02-04T21:33:00.000Z

@Alex: Yes, I know - actually, if you can get me Lauren Laverne's phone number, I'll...

...sorry, what was the question again?

@fourstar:

Very true.

I'd like to jo...

2009-02-04T21:31:00.000Z

@fourstar:

Very true.

I'd like to join in but my stories are all to great to count ;)

@Alex: To be honest, it's pretty hard to beat the ...

2009-02-04T21:29:00.000Z

@Alex: To be honest, it's pretty hard to beat the Stiltskin sandwiches...

Or maybe only the second point if we can see the p...

2009-02-04T21:27:00.002Z

Or maybe only the second point if we can see the picture

Oh. I see. Playing the old "photo in my bedroom" c...

2009-02-04T21:27:00.001Z

Oh. I see. Playing the old "photo in my bedroom" card, eh?

Right.

I went to sound engineering college in 1993 (and subsequently shared a house and started a Leftfield-esque electro-dub band) with an Irish chap who grew up in Derry, next door to Peter Cunnah* from D:Ream.

* apparently, and I quote, he was "an utter cock"

I think Alison should get two points for that!

2009-02-04T21:27:00.000Z

I think Alison should get two points for that!

Ooh raising the stakes.

Let's see, I was a...

2009-02-04T21:13:00.000Z

Ooh raising the stakes.

Let's see, I was at 6th form with Guy Garvey from Elbow, and have a photo of him reading poetry in my bedroom in about 1990.

Oooh, that's good.

My wife's second-best fr...

2009-02-03T11:50:00.000Z

Oooh, that's good.

My wife's second-best friend is engaged to the ex-lead singer of Yorkshire indie darlings, The Shanks.

30-all, new balls please

Erm... I once made sandwiches for Stiltskin.

2009-02-03T11:35:00.000Z

Erm... I once made sandwiches for Stiltskin.

Nice.

My daughter goes to playgroup with th...

2009-02-03T10:26:00.000Z

Nice.

My daughter goes to playgroup with the son of the sister of the bass player in Shed Seven.

15-all, your serve.

Show off alert: I play poker with one of Florence ...

2009-02-02T11:34:00.000Z

Show off alert: I play poker with one of Florence and the Machines band.

didn't they remake the Omen? Saw newer version was...

2009-01-21T14:26:00.000Z

didn't they remake the Omen? Saw newer version was on tele and was confused that Gregory Peck wasn't...

Hi, I invite you to read my post:

http://vo...

2009-01-18T23:50:00.000Z

Hi, I invite you to read my post:

http://voicesofsalvation.blogspot.com/2009/01/overwhelming-joy.html

@Alex: I did not know that!

2009-01-18T14:16:00.000Z

@Alex: I did not know that!

Hey, YouTube have made their embedded videos bigge...

2009-01-18T14:15:00.000Z

Hey, YouTube have made their embedded videos bigger. Bastards.

*goes to make it smaller*

Dylan's Teeth

Me, get angry, never.....!Although saw the...

I regularly use to drink in the same pub and so p*...

there's also a touch of the "Cliff Christmas song"...

"nope" to what?

nope

I've just remembered what it reminds me of. 2009-02-05T23:02:00.000Z I've just remembered what it reminds me of.Karaoke. The versions they are obliged to use when licensing the original music without the vocals would be too expensive.Annie? Get your gun...

Oh, so THAT's who it is.I heard it the oth...

I would have entirely forgotten the 'Stiltskin san...

@Alex: "Lauren Laverne told me to f*ck off by acci...

No she never gave me her number...She told...

@Alex: Yes, I know - actually, if you can get me L...

@fourstar:Very true.I'd like to jo...

@Alex: To be honest, it's pretty hard to beat the ...

Or maybe only the second point if we can see the p...

Oh. I see. Playing the old "photo in my bedroom" c...

I think Alison should get two points for that!

Ooh raising the stakes. Let's see, I was a...

Oooh, that's good.My wife's second-best fr...

Erm... I once made sandwiches for Stiltskin.

Nice.My daughter goes to playgroup with th...

Show off alert: I play poker with one of Florence ...

didn't they remake the Omen? Saw newer version was...

Hi, I invite you to read my post:http://vo...

@Alex: I did not know that!

Hey, YouTube have made their embedded videos bigge...

Me, get angry, never.....!

Although saw the...

I've just remembered what it reminds me of.

2009-02-05T23:02:00.000Z
I've just remembered what it reminds me of.

Karaoke.

The versions they are obliged to use when licensing the original music without the vocals would be too expensive.

Annie? Get your gun...

Oh, so THAT's who it is.

I heard it the oth...

No she never gave me her number...

She told...

@fourstar:

Very true.

I'd like to jo...

Ooh raising the stakes.

Let's see, I was a...

Oooh, that's good.

My wife's second-best fr...

Nice.

My daughter goes to playgroup with th...

Hi, I invite you to read my post:

http://vo...