Looks so smooth…

Are the armed forces being all they can be?

I received these in the email today, Gotta love the defense forces humour…

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
“Because I said so, that’s why.”

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the shop with me.”

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
“Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.”

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
“This room of yours looks as if a cyclone went through it.”

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
“Stop acting like your father!”

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
“Just wait until we get home.”

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
“You are going to get it when you get home!”

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
“If you keep watching the tv, you’ll get square eyes.”

19. My mother taught me ESP.
“Put your jumper on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
“You’re just like your father.”

23. My mother taught me about my HERITAGE.
“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a tent?”

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”

25. And my favourite: - My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”

Anyway back to the big news, well um actually I cannot give it to you. All i can say is within the next 6 or so months I want to move up at work with maybe a bigger pay packet.

Bec will be retiring from work in that time, So the plan is to pay off all the bills and save a bit of money.

My calculations in 6 months we could save around $25,000 after paying off all the bills, then Bec will be a full time mother in which I know the kids will love.

We have decided that I will continue to work full time and she will become the full time mother………………..

Thats it for now but stay tuned for the BIG news…

Oh and Zeke is now smiling, giggling and eating solids and he only just passed 3 months on monday, Can you say advanced

I have been playing the Mario Kart series ever since I can remember, the only true game that can be played over and over again by anyone regardless of skill and age.

Mario Kart is the first title on the Wii to allow online gameplay, and boy does it do it well. I have yet to see lag and yet to be cheated against “Well we will see”. From what I can see there are only 1 or 2 bugs being you get disconnected if the host leaves a game and sometime people coming last get way to many good items.

Apart from that this is a must have! the Wii us 1/3 of a PS3 price and 1/2 of the Xbox 360 price. Mario kart can be played by the whole family and if your kids are like mine they never leave a computer screen or game. Then this is a great way to enjoy family time whilst beating the crap out of each other on the lounge.

Anyway a few tips, the steering wheels are not responsive enough use the wireless controller and nunchuk, also make sure you do a trick over every jump you increase speed so much.

Anyway let me know what you all think…

You can look out for me Big Daddy - NSW

The students, from Auckland’s Elim Christian College, were part of a 40-strong group on an outward bound river trip with the Sir Edmund Hillary Outdoor Pursuits Centre.

Another three students, aged 16 to 17,  from the college are missing, the Associated Press reported

The New Zealand Herald newspaper said the students were swept down the Mangatepopo River, which winds through a rugged and sparsely populated area near a national park.

Rest In Peace

I came across this today and was blown away, This would have to be my dream… Such dedication.

Wow… Thats all im going to say!

Here his Ezekiel’s first time in the salt water. It was one of the proudest and happiest days so far

I have seen a huge amount of applications and errors that I have never even heard of before, Some of these apps arent even available to the public. I am in my element I am learning new things every day and enjoying every part of it.

I am very excited, great pay, great incentives and fun working environment… Im glad life has turned. and it makes me appreciate all the kids so much more when I am greeted by them on my arrival home

Life is great