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	<title>Electronically Brighter</title>
	
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	<description>In All Things, It Is Better To Hope Than To Despair.</description>
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		<title>Breeding Bulls</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:15:06 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[My  wife and I went to the Balmoral Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
THIS BULL MATED 50...<br/>
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		<title>Breaking News: A Clean Sweep for Obama</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Obama has just won the Heisman Trophy. He watched a football game.

The word is out that Obama just won the Stanley Cup.

As Obama was drove to pick up his Nobel Peace Prize, he won the NASCAR Sprint...<br/>
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		<title>A new world’s record!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Did you know that a new world record has been set for the HIGH JUMP  and from a KNEELING position? The record (1.73 metres) was set on a beach near Montpellier in Southern France.
Taken just a split...<br/>
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		<title>Repeat after me…</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 18:07:02 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Today I will not complain about my job.  I will not whine nor will I express my personal disdain to my associates, affiliates or to my supervisor regarding my job.  Today, I will be thankful for...<br/>
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		<title>What’s wrong with this picture?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 15:25:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ma</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Run stop light= $100.00
Nailed for DUI= $350.00
No  seat belt= $150.00
Add favorite photo to fake Driver&#8217;s License= PRICELESS<br/>
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		<title>The Potty Affair</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 22:16:04 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A  three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. He had been in there for a lengthy time, his mother thought so   she goes in to check on him to see if he&#8217;s okay. She found him sitting on the...<br/>
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		<title>Nerves of steel</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:57:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ma</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Life doesn&#8217;t provide dress rehearsals, most of us know. Yet, look how well this pilot managed to perform after a slight problem with his right wing developed. And for those of you who...<br/>
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		<title>When does school start?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 00:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ma</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[The kids were bored today during lunch, I think.  See what I found left behind on the table.

The kids did great in Anatomy and Physiology, I see, although I also see that it must be time for school...<br/>
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		<title>When to lie about your age</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 01:27:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ma</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[&#8220;Gee, you don&#8217;t look that old. You&#8217;re really well preserved.&#8221; How many times have you heard that old saw?
And exactly what does it mean? Is it, &#8220;Ninety-five? You...<br/>
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		<title>Through it all</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ma</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Another year has passed and we&#8217;re a little older. Last summer felt hotter and winter seemed colder. When I look for for happy thoughts to write in my journal,  many things come to mind that...<br/>
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