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THIS NUMBER!

2008-07-19T20:58:00.005-04:00

Things are hoppin' here at the e-closure offices (read: my bedroom) and we're happy to announce our ninety-fourth letter is below. That's only six away from a hundred, kids. Isn't that exciting? Yes, yes it is. So read all about Kate Moss and Johnny Depp's woes then help a supermodel out by throwing in your CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. SEND US YOUR LETTERS. Love always, e-closure

CASE #94: KATE MOSS + JOHNNY DEPP

2008-07-19T20:30:00.003-04:00

SUBMITTED BY: Kate Moss LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP: 3 1/2 YEARS INFO: We met in college because we worked together...What was originally kind of a booty call/work relationship survived through moving, graduation, new jobs, new apartments... but the majority of the time it was long distance (about an hour away). Oh, yeah and Johnny Depp refused to commit to a real relationship; no holidays were

CASE #93: LILY + STEVE

2008-07-10T23:04:00.000-04:00

SUBMITTED BY: LILY LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP: 6 glorious days + some others. INFO: We met on May 17 2008 on a flight from Atlanta to Paris. I am American living in Paris. He is Bulgarian and was living in Florida. He was on his way to a conference sponsored by the company I work for. I was on my way home from a vacation in Costa Rica. I sat in 41A and he in 41B. We spent the 9+ hours of the

CASE #92: STEPHANIE + RAY

2008-06-26T11:05:00.000-04:00

SUBMITTED BY: STEPHANIE LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP:2 years 7 months - off & on INFO:Ray & I worked together when I separated from my ex-husband. He was married to his high school sweetheart and never showed an interest in me until our boss took us all out for dinner & drinks one night in May 2005. He started flirting with me that night and I ignored him, knowing he was married. By the time we

CASE #91: ZACK + KELLY

2008-06-18T12:29:00.002-04:00

SUBMITTED BY: KELLY LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP: 5 years INFO: This is lengthy but I feel I needed it all to give the background. Zack and I started dating in high school. He was the absolute sweetest guy I had ever met. We are from a small town, and our families immediately loved each other. We had many mutual friends and right from the beginning we always talked about how we had such a good

CASE #90: JOHN + JANE

2008-06-12T12:51:00.000-04:00

SUBMITTED BY: John (also ended it) LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP:together for 2.5 years INFO: relationship was rocky all the time because the girl never really had the attitude that i was the one for her. she would say so but she would not live up to it. she loved my attention and as soon as i would cool off to her level, she would be sad and say that she really loves me and she would be all

FAME UPDATE # 462

2008-05-30T00:13:00.003-04:00

Hi Kids, How's the misery? That's great. Sorry we haven't been popular lately but we want to remind you that you can change that by dumping whoever you're sitting beside at this exact moment. Heck, dump them even if you're not dating them. Dooo ittttt. Moving on. If there are two things we love more than receiving your heartbreaking letters, it's updates on older letters and press from

CASE # 89: AMY + BLAKE

2008-04-28T17:28:00.000-04:00

SUBMITTED BY: Amy LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP: ? INFO: Hi there, Below is a letter I wrote to Scott. We met through one of my oldest friends. I had just been accepted into a PhD programme and was looking forward to quitting my boring job and heading back to school in the fall. Turns out, my summer and a good portion of my first semester were ruined by constant criticism and and obsession with

CASE #88: JAKE + SARA + KELLY

2008-03-07T17:12:00.000-05:00

SUBMITTED BY: SARAH LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP: 9 months for Jake and Sarah, 7 months for Jake and Kelly. INFO: Jake and I had known each other for a year before we started dating. We began seeing each other as often as we could. Two months into this, he met Kelly and he began going on dates with her. They were "just friends" and "just hanging out". Now, I had known Kelly prior to this, but we

CASE # 87 : JOHN BROWN + MS. CONFUSED

2008-03-03T16:07:00.001-05:00

SUBMITTED BY: JOHN BROWN INFO: We were together for 10 months, and she dumped me. FROM: JOHN BROWN TO: MS. CONFUSED Dear Ms Confused. Three weeks ago we were having good conversations, laughing, you were telling me you miss me, you love me, etc. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED????????????? I feel as if I just got run over by a train. You've been talking to someone in your family maybe, and not

CASE # 86: OLIVIA + LUKE

2008-02-29T15:55:00.001-05:00

SUBMITTED BY: OLIVIA LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP: JUST OVER A YEAR INFO: Luke - hip, goofy, smart, sweet actor. Me - not hip. not sweet. very intent on being a "good" girlfriend. being a girlfriend is not compatible with other goals in my ambitious life. friends tell us all the time how wonderful we are together - how lovely it is that I can "see something in him". FROM: OLIVIA TO: LUKE Dear

CASE # 85: JULIA + LINCOLN

2008-02-13T21:13:00.000-05:00

SUBMITTED BY: JULIA LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP: About 5 Years.(off and on) INFO: Relationship... about 5 years off and on, we were together for 3 years and then broke up because he moved accross the country. Got back in touch a few years later and i left my whole life in new york to go be with him. We were back together for about 2 years and since have both moved back to new york... and he

CASE # 84: CHARLOTTE + MARTIN

2008-01-25T09:23:00.000-05:00

(temporary photo till we do one of them funny ones we do.) SUBMITTED BY:Charlotte - Female - ended it. DUMPED: Martin - Male - Over it. LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP:11 months, 28 days. INFO:The relationship between Martin and myself was my first and only serious relationship. He is three years older than me, and we met when I was finishing high school through mutual friends. We were friends for year

CASE # 83: SANDY + DANNY (updated)

2008-01-15T13:00:00.001-05:00

SUBMITTED BY: SANDY LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP: 20 YEARS. INFO: Married 20 years - dumped for 26 yr old co worker...Go figure... DATE: November 30, 2006 FROM: SANDY TO: DANNY Dear Danny, It has been a difficult 11 months but I have finally recognized things for what they are. I have tried to understand a lot of the things you have told me this last year but many of those things were untrue. You

CASE # 82: JEFFERSON + MACY

2008-01-08T12:55:00.000-05:00

SUBMITTED BY: JEFFERSON LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP: 3 Years ENDED BY: MACY INFO: Released strictly under the confidentiality. Macy and I met at high school. Due to a timetable clash I ended up in her history class, she was a year younger and I hadn't noticed her until then. She was brilliant (Dux brilliant), sharp, confident, argumentative and naturally beautiful albeit overweight. I realized I had

'TIS THE SEASON

2007-12-18T12:40:00.000-05:00

Hi everyone. How are you? We're lovely, thanks for asking. Everyone excited for Baby Jesus' B-day? Did everyone come here to read one-sided small talk? Right. Moving on. What does everyone want for Christmas/ Hannukah/ Kwanzaa? If you'd like help airing your dirty laundry, or assistance on the path to closure... we can help. If you'd like to start 2008 free from the demon you call 'the ex'...

CASE #81: JENNI + DON

2007-12-11T12:45:00.000-05:00

SUBMITTED BY: DON INFO: I met this girl in September 2007. She lived right across the street (big mistake). At first, I was just hoping to get in her panties. Well, we started hanging out more and much to our surprise, we liked each other and spent pretty much every evening together. The relationship was great, her parents and friends loved me. We were having a great time and things were

CASE # 80: MILO + HAYDEN

2007-09-23T14:00:00.000-04:00

SUBMITTED BY: HAYDEN (FEMALE) LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP: 1 month INFO: Milo and I knew eachother through friends, so we had been acquainted for a year or so before becoming involved. Our involvement began when I was spending the night with said friends and he came to the house after a night of drinking and snuggled up to me on the couch. We made out that night and a week or so later had sex. I could

CASE #79: ANGELINA + BRAD

2007-09-16T18:15:00.000-04:00

SUBMITTED BY: ANGELINA LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP: Less than a week. BETWEEN: ANGELINA(22/F) and BRAD (23/M) INFO: After quitting a shitty job and moving back to my homestate, I posted a Craigslist ad looking for dudes to hang out with. The ad very specifically listed my affinity for drinking and smoking a lot of weed, as well as for watching really hardcore horror movies. I made it clear that any

CASE #78: HANDSOME GUY + WALLFLOWER

2007-09-11T22:00:00.000-04:00

SUBMITTED BY: WALLFLOWER INFO: This is the story of HandsomeGuy (HG) and and Wallflower (W) which in the end turned into that of PyschoEx and GirlNoX. HG and W got to know each other after a rare dark event when on the way back home he fell asleep on her shoulder and she for the first time in her life caressed the head of a guy. He soon told her that he had fallen in love with her that day,

CASE #77: MYSTERY CASE #4

2007-08-21T17:30:00.000-04:00

SUBMITTED BY: Someone awesome FOUND: On the ground LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP:?? INFO: One of our great readers found this picture in the suburbs with the etching on the back and sent it to us. Do you think it happened? Talk amongst yourselves, or ourselves. Front: Back: (I took this just before I fucked your girlfriend)

TESTIMONIALS: PART QUATRE

2007-08-08T17:23:00.000-04:00

We haven't given any "big ups" in about a year, so we deemed it time to googlebate* ourselves and see what people are saying. * It's like masturbating, but through google. Get it? Neither do we. We just love combining words. Any words. Any words will do. e-closure.com posts anonymous breakup letters (or email threads/chat archives) that have actually been sent to someone to end a relationship.

CASE # 76: RON + MARY

2007-08-04T11:20:00.000-04:00

PICTURE AND LETTER SUBMITTED BY: Mary LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP: 1 year, 2 months. FROM: Mary TO: Ron SUBJECT: friends don't. friends don't: sleep over 4-5 nights out of the week, in the same bed and snuggle, fall asleep on the couch together watching tv, spend xmas with his family, get jealous and then call it disrespecting him, send a girlfriend home to be with a best friend on more than one

CASE # 75: R + DJ

2007-07-24T20:05:00.000-04:00

SUBMITTED BY: R (Female) LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP: 6 weeks INFO: The story; I've recently met a guy I've fallen head over heels for. He broke my heart. I was staying with a friend for a few weeks while was teaching at a summer camp over at the university. Her two apartment-mates and I became good friends. Two Korean guys, one of which had arrived in the US only two weeks earlier. Let's call him '

# 74: BROOKE + LUCAS

2007-07-12T14:50:00.000-04:00

SUBMITTED BY: Lucas LENGTH OF RELATIONSHIP:3 Months INFO: Hi, My relationship with this girl lasted for three months. After not speaking with her for five days, fearing the psychotic breakdown that would surely ensue, I took the coward's way out and utilized technology to save my own life. Lucas is me (male), Brooke is her. Brooke (5:38:36 PM): why do i feel like im getting the silent treatment