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I Don't Feel So Stupid Anymore

2011-04-27T21:33:00.000-07:00

Stick this on the fridge

2011-04-18T23:35:00.000-07:00

The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side....
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1.. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football
or Hockey OR FOOTBALL.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
Reader descretion clause required (if it's the wife J)

Change-More on Management

2011-04-18T20:49:00.001-07:00

Change

“Change can't be given to you every time,
U must bring the change"

Great Quote

Who said this originally?

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Albert Silva
Bus Conductor
Route 154
Dematagoda
Col 09
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Now read his quote,once more !

Fan Talks Video Series - Mobitel ICC World Cup 2011

2011-04-12T18:19:00.001-07:00

Fan Talks before Zimbabwe vs Sri Lanka match. - mobitel Cricket Fun talk

Fan Talks before Kenya vs Sri Lanka match. - mobitel Cricket Fun talk

Fan Talks before New Zealand vs Sri Lanka match. - mobitel Cricket Fun talk

Fan Talks before Australia vs Sri Lanka match. - mobitel Cricket Fun talk

Fan Talks before Pakistan vs West Indies Quater Finals match - Fun talk

Fan Talks before India vs Australia Quater Finals match - Fun talk

Fan Talks - Sri Lanka Vs England

Born Brave

2011-04-12T01:41:00.001-07:00

HOW INDIANS READY FOR THE WORLD CUP FINAL....!

2011-04-11T02:20:00.001-07:00

How to sleep anywhere..

2011-04-11T02:16:00.000-07:00

Word Cup Talks

2011-04-07T01:19:00.001-07:00

Cricket Arts by Indian Artist

2011-04-05T20:18:00.000-07:00

Graphs.. Lol

2011-04-05T05:29:00.001-07:00

Innocent Prayers...from Kids........ ......... .....Cutest Ever!!!

2011-04-04T22:05:00.001-07:00

Sri Lanka after cricket world cup 2011

2011-04-04T02:23:00.001-07:00

Grievance of Koha Bird

2011-04-04T02:14:00.001-07:00

Wonderful Definitions

2011-03-17T21:11:00.001-07:00

School

A place where Parents pay and children play .

Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills .

Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters...

Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power...

Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" .

Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary
A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught.

Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence after .

DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight .

Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise.

Check your child's homework

2011-03-16T03:57:00.001-07:00

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Logic Equations

2011-03-16T03:53:00.001-07:00

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

If, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work !

In other words,

Human that don't enjoy = Donkey that work

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Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money

If Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,

Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

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Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend

If, Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,

Women that don't spend = Donkeys

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To Conclude:

Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!

Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!

This is superb !!!!

2011-03-16T03:52:00.001-07:00

This has got to be one of the most clever e -mails I've received in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.

(Wait till you see the last one)!

PRINCESS DIANA
When you re-arrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you re-arrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY:
When you re-arrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you re-arrange the letters:
MOON STARER.

DESPERATION

When you re-arrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT.

THE EYES:
When you re-arrange the letters:
THEY SEE.

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you re-arrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE.

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you re-arrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER.

DON'T FORGET TO SHARE THIS.

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How technology changed us !!!!

2011-03-16T03:48:00.000-07:00

How Girlz rate Guyz?

2011-03-16T03:47:00.001-07:00

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.

It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you:

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% just a friend %

Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"

Rahul: "Where are you going Shilpa??"

Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph!).

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% Good Friend %

You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try using you when I really need you.

Rahul calls: "Hi Shilpa",

Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"

(Shilpa calls back after two days)

Shilpa: "What do you want Rahul? Why did you call that day?".

Rahul: "Generally".

Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."

Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.

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% Very good friend %

Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl.

She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone.

Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.

Shilpa: "You know Rahul, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like me anymore. And yesterday I saw him with another girl".

Rahul: "Who is Shekhar??"

Shilpa : "My boyfriend."

Rahul: Oh! ok. :-(

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% Best Friend %

You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you.

And don't be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun.

Rahul Shopping. Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee. Rahul,you pay. I am having fun.

Rahul is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.

Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends. We should remain friends

Rahul. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."

Rahul: What?? (Rahul drinks all night).

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% Best of the Bestest Friends %

Ok now you are really special.

You are dad-cum-boyfriend-cum-brother-cum-everything.

Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl.

You take her around.

You make her project.

You do her assignments.

You are allowed to take her doggie around.

You can hold hands on the beach.

You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along).

But but but... don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary you earn and has a flat in PoesGardenor Boat Club or Hiranandani area.

Shilpa: "Hi Rahul. I am getting engaged to Shekhar. Shekhar this is Rahul, he is my bestest friend".

Rahul: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Rahul's wrist).

Rahul is now heart broken and wrist broken.

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% Boyfriend %

Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone!

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Now ~ where you stand?

Irony...

2011-03-15T21:36:00.000-07:00

Snow White lived with seven men.

Pinocchio was a liar…

Tarzan walked without clothes on..

Sleeping Beauty slept the whole day until a guy kissed her...

Cinderella was dancing with a guy till 12 in the night..

Little red riding hood didn’t listen to her mother…

These are the stories our parents raised us with,

and then they complain our generation is messed up.

Quite ironical, isn’t it!

Fly-past (British Humour)

2011-03-14T05:07:00.003-07:00

Look at this very, very carefully...........it is brilliant, and a true showing of British Humour !! Look for the two famous words.

The British government has scrapped the Harrier fleet and on their farewell formation flypast over the houses of Parliament they gave the government a message.

Shopping Decisions by Man & Woman

2011-03-14T05:07:00.001-07:00

Shopping Decisions by Man & Woman

Shopping is the examining of goods or services from retailers with the intent to purchase at that time. Shopping is an activity of selection and/or purchase. In some contexts it is considered a leisure activity as well as an economic one.

Lets Have a look at shopping decisions taken by man and woman : )

Really Unique!

2011-03-14T05:06:00.002-07:00

Dont Ask Questions After Sex

2011-03-14T05:06:00.001-07:00

Hilarious wedding pictures.............

2011-03-14T05:05:00.000-07:00