Crazy pictures

Emo kids! Here's a bath toy for you!

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:13:28 +0300

Blowing up cars - Do it at the right time, and you'll be fine.
That's right - What the hell are you doing in the basement then?
Winnie Pooh - The real deal (before Disney made it nice and cute).
Modern Bible - Genesis for the internet generation.
Your life sucks - Nobody loves you. Happy birthday, loser.
Be mine or die - Valentine's Day card from hell.
Beef jerky underwear - I couldn't possibly find a more terrible fashion crime to share...
Think! - It's hard to concentrate on two things at the same time.
Knowlage is power - I gots lot of it.
Hitler on vacation - What the hell...Translation? Anyone?
Emo kids! Here's a bath toy for you! - You're sad, you're profound, and nobody understands you. We get it.
Humans - Most lethal animals on Earth.

8789kcal of awesomeness

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 18:55:03 +0300

Finish your beer - There are sober kids in India.
Very true - All business meetings actually looks like this.
Wow, that's hot! - Cause the chicks dig it. Oh yeah.
Stupid blonde at gas station - Smoking will kill her sooner than she thinks.
Whiskey - Soup of the day.
A bumpy road - We could sure use one right now.
Modern history of music - From John Coltrane to Lil Wayne.
8789kcal of awesomeness - 7.08 lbs pizza with 4.5 inches of topping.
Kunt! - A really catchy product name.
Do you hate America? - Don't let the terrorists win!
Health tan sun lamp - Yeah, put that baby under it. It'll give him "luxurious golden health tan".
Milk thugs - How does this qualify them as "thugs" really? Idiots, maybe...

Noobs: biggest environmental risk in my community

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 21:41:34 +0300

Look away, Tom! - Nothing to see here...
Advanced marketing - Low-cost, high-return contextual advertising.
Decorator's dream - Kleenex box cover kit from hell.
Huge pants - Why do you wear 'em?
Ant battle - Tournament of blood: the sheer horror of ant-fighting.
Fresh pork - Once something has been turned into sausage, it should no longer have a face.
People who hate Michael Jackson - People change their opinions very quickly...
This is wisdom - Memorize every word of it.
Goal in life - What's yours?
Great book - A one-sitting cover to cover read.
Noobs - Biggest environmental risk in my community.
Michael Jackson is dead - Tasteless joke, I know. But I couldn't resist.

Is it too soon for Michael Jackson jokes?

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:21:54 +0300

But I don't want puppy pizza! - Their tiny bones hurt my gums...
Gazelle Facebook - A tough life in Africa.
Well... - ...at least he drives Prius.
Evil cat - Hooray for the Devil.
Perfect birthday present - "The Gas We Pass" by Shinta Cho.
Graffiti fail - Ran out of paint :(
Morning routine - A list of 5 steps that I plan to do each morning from now on.
Twitter time-traveler - It may seem impossible but time travel is real.
It's safe now, stop hiding - Is it too soon for Michael Jackson jokes?
Stupidity - Those who never quit and never win are idiots.
Brad Slaughter - The guy was born for this job.
VIP toilet - It would be an honor to take a dump there.

You're right in liking meat. Just keep being awesome!

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:35:06 +0300

You're right in liking meat - Just keep being awesome!
Chinglish McDonald's - 2nd floor, I cho cho choose you!
Amazon.com search fail - Not photoshopped. Go check out for yourself.
Ironman - Not as cool as in real life.
Super seven incher - It will BLOW your mind away.
Online journalism then and now - I kinda miss the good old days...
Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg - The longest place name in the United States and 6th longest in the world.
Spelling is quite important - If you don't spell well, the monkey king will come and that's it! And you're dead forever!
Nacho hat - Go anywhere eating your nachos and dip with this delightful culinary invention of the 21st century.
Birds - They don't like each other too much.
If you can read this... - ...somebody stole my iPhone.
Fun and educational books for children - "Daddy drinks because you cry too much" is an instant classic!

Keyhole fur now for sale

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 21:47:12 +0300

You're a lucky person - You saw this magical poster of happiness.
Keyhole fur - Money back if not delighted.
Stupid costume - This guy is going to haunt my dreams tonight.
Predator boxes - Always in search of fresh meat.
Not bad - 80% approval rating.
Sieg fail - Swastika graffiti gone wrong.
This morning it was raining - But I didn't use umbrella. Wanna know why?
I love you baby - Awww that's so sweet...
This guy - ...writes all the hate comments on EatLiver.com
The price of piracy - 1 illegal mp3 download = 3+1/3 dead relatives.
Mom, how did I get here? - Well... The stork gave you to me.
Custom printed toilet paper - My love to you is like diarrhea...

Who said that female soccer is boring?

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 11:23:01 +0300

:\ - The red brick wall is not satisfied with your behavior.
Limes sux - Lemons are the real deal.
God hates you sinners - Repent or burn in hell.
Megan Fox suitor - So sad... So damn sad...
Booze popstickles - I guess you'll need liquid nitrogen. Vodka won't freeze in your freezer.
That's my kind of girl! - Who said that female soccer is boring?
Got the new iPhone - The thing is... I'm still impotent.
Stunner bodysuit - Looking at this makes me realize that I am a hopelessly old-fashioned guy.
Bacon hypnosis - Must... make... AK-47... from... bacon...
Thug life - It ain't easy being a gangsta.
Real vs. anime - Just look and enjoy.
I lost my shitty restaurant job - One free uniform below. Please take it.

What's in those pots? No... Wait... Lemme guess...

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:25:06 +0300

Raptor Jesus bear cavalry - No picture can display that much awesomeness.
Let's keep this place clean - Please don't pee and poop in comments.
Cute goth couple - I really love his haircut. Beautiful...
Worst toilet ever - What's in those pots? No... Wait... Lemme guess...
Zombie costume - You're doing it right!
OMG - I hope it's Batman!
Tattoo locations - I have a tattoo of David Carradine on that orange area.
Sore loser - I wasn't quite sure if I was supposed to look at the guy with the red circle or not. But then the arrow reassured me.
Everything men know about women - By Dr. Alan Francis (America's most famous psychologist).
Really, really big chain - A whole new level of bling.
Is your cat missing? - Unfortunately we found it buried in our front yard.
Toy torpedo - Also known as "ToyPedo".

Free advice (it may suck but at least it's free)

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:52:42 +0300

Do I make you look fat? - No, you make me look smart.
Champ attitude - This guy must be making friends easily.
Bible battle - That's how religious conflicts should be settled in real life.
Gorilla boogers - Low-sugar candy.
Dehydrated red wine - Sold in Europe and not FDA-approved in the USA. I guess I'll stick with the whisky.
Dimple machine - Science creates beauty.
Free advice - It may suck but at least it's free...
Just keep being dead - No need for a sign, really.
Mouth breathing is evil - It must be stopped at all costs.
Bathing with pigs - This is irresponsible. Swine flu is still a serious threat.
Wedding pics - At first sight, it seems to be an ordinary wedding... But if you look closely...
Think of your sponsor - Celebrate in a way that makes them money!

Fail cake fails at failing

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:42:50 +0300

Duct tape mummy - Hilarious and sad at the same time.
ET - Japanese edition.
Hope - ...is closer than you think.
Housewife 2000 - The future is amazing.
Hotness - That's it. I'm moving to Dominican Republic.
Steal anything - ...and face the consequences.
Lost dog - Last seen orbiting Earth in a spaceship.
Ultimate fail cake - It fails at failing.
Hemingway comix - I am so f**king drunk...
Suck it - ...and see it's magic!
Bacon hat - Probably inspired by bacon Hitler.
True love - Tony, I love you, but I can't accept your gift.