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noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 02 Jul 2013 13:18:00 +0000

Weather fever

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 25 Jun 2013 11:01:00 +0000

What is up good looking readers! As some of you may already know, the haze is GONE! *claps claps* but the humidity is still here to stay. Oh well. One thing pissed me off actually when Indonesia's president refuse to apologize about the haze.

Here's the thing dude, we are not blaming your country totally BUT for example, if your house smells like shit and it's polluting the air and your neighbour can smell that shitty smell, obviously you'd have to apologize because they are suffering because of you. THERE BOOM, a perfect example. HOWEVER, having said that, he eventually and formally apologizes. Kudos to you my friend.

Moving on, we finally had rain in the early afternoon and it was quite dramatic especially when there were hailstones found in the west area. I thought to myself, what the ? Humidity and hailstones don't match. It doesn't make sense and i was right. It was caused by cloud seeding and they gave birth to those babies (hailstones). Report says that no one was injured however one guy had diarrhea after eating 3 hailstones that he picked up from the ground. Now kids, that is what curiousity does. So take note. On the other part of Singapore (North), it was drizzling for like 15 seconds and it stopped. VERY WEIRD if you ask me.

p/s : When gahment giving us GST money ah?

So, that is all for now! Check out my twitter @holiecow , feel free to follow me and YUP, i'll see you guys soon!

All the wrongs.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:05:00 +0000

What is up readers! *coughs* excuse me, my throat is a bit dry at the moment. Well, it is all because of the god damn HAZE. I was a bit shocked when i woke up to see the foggy view outside my window. I thought some there were some fogging session going on to kill all the mosquitoes. But nope, it's haze alright.

I actually assumed that it was because of Indonesia's forest fire. Did a double confirmation regarding that and i was right. " SUMATRA FIRE" Seriously, what is wrong with Sumatra and fire? It's been repeating for years ? Tighten up your security please.

Look at us right now. See the difference. I am craving for fresh air so bad. Been having this choking sensation. And it i screwing up my throat and what not. Hmm and i think they will close down schools and all that if it reaches 230 or higher? Because that happened in the past if i am not wrong.

Another issue that has been trending on twitter is about a guy who was slashed near Scape. There's been a few slashing cases happening around that area. I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. KIDS NOWADAYS ARE CRAY.

On a brighter note, guess what? HARDWELL is coming to Singapore this September! Here you go :

Zouk Singapore presents, I AM Hardwell World Tour 2013/2014 Friday 20 September 2013! 7pm - 12am, Fort Canning Park!

I will definitely be there, who else is going?

Twitter : @holiecow

Ultra Live Korea 2013 Day 1

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 14 Jun 2013 11:05:00 +0000

Love Afrojack? Armin Van Buuren? Watch the live broadcast of day 1 here! Click here to watch!

Enjoy! :)

Singapore Jokes.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:16:00 +0000

Funny Local Acronyms

DBS: "Don't Be Singaporean"
PAP (People Action Party): Proud Arrogant Politicians, Pro Aliens (Foreigners) Party
WP (Workers' Party): Wayang Party, Wrong Party
PAP (People Action Party): Pay and Pay, WP (Workers' Part): Why Pay?, SDP (Singapore Democratic Party): So Don't Pay
COE (Certificate of Entitlement): C Hor Yee (Die For Them in Hokkien), (pay) Cash On Expressway
ITE (Institute of Technical Education): It's The End
NTUC (National Trade Union Congress): No Trust in Union Chief, Never Trust Union Chief, NTU China, National Toilet Urine Centre
SENTOSA : So Expensive, Nothing TO See Actually
ERP (Eelectronic Road Pricing): Excessive Road Pricing, Everyday Rob People
PUB (Public Utility Borad): Pay Until Bankrupt
SBS(Singapore Bus Service): Screwed-up Bad Service, Si Bei Slow (Very Slow in Hokkien)
SAF (Singapore Armed Forces): Serve and Forget
PWD (Public Work Dept): Purposely Want Dig
MRT (Mass Rapid Transit): Mad Rush to Train
GST (Goods and Service Tax): Government Salary Tax
BMW: Big Mouth Woman, Bring More Women, Bus, MRT or Walk?
SGH (Spore General Hospital)-Sure Go Heaven, Sure Giveup Hope
NUH (National University Hospital): Never Use Heart
CPF (Central Provision Fund): Cash Prior to Funeral
FT: Err, Foreign Talents or Fake Talent?

Credits : Askmelah.com

I am a bit busy at the moment to get a proper post up at the moment. But you can follow me on twitter : @holiecow

Koreans

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 29 May 2013 13:19:00 +0000

You know, i've watched so many cooking shows, food hunting shows from all over the world. But the only show that really made me drool, like literally, is those eating shows from Korea! I don't know why really. Whenever i watch Korean shows with food in it, i will automatically get hungry! I am not kidding.

Is it the way they eat? Or is it the way they react ? But i am sure their reactions play a role in making their viewers drool. It is quite amazing because i've tried some korean cuisine myself and some of it is not as good as how it seems on TV. So i don't think it's because of their cuisine. For example, i've watched a korean host eating a salami. In my OWN opinion, i don't really like it but when i watch them eat it, i feel like i really wanted to eat it, even though i don't like it. So how weird is that?

Koreans are really making their way up there. They have good food, great entertainment, their girls look great HAHAHA and their media industry is doing very well right now. So, what are we (Singaporeans) lacking?

Drop your comment down below or just tweet me on twitter @holiecow. Enjoy your mid week guys!

Intern tio slap

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 22 May 2013 05:43:00 +0000

What is up guys. I am having a flu right now. Probably because of the sudden weather change that apparently affects the temperature, hence, we also get affected. ANYHOE, i was watching the Channel 5 News and they were showing this clip about an intern being slapped by his supervisor. It was somehow shocking to see the intern just sitting there, not doing anything to defend himself. Do you guys remember a video of this woman slapping a man by the roadside? Then she used her heels to slap him ? hahaha

This intern tio slap video is somehow similar except for the person slapping him isn't a woman and he has no heels.... and yah. Moving on, i will show you the video down below!

And if you are wondering how does this man slapping machine looks like, you're lucky because i managed to find a picture of him from STOMP.sg

To be honest. if i were to have a supervisor who has his face, i'd punch and kick and slap him, every...single...day. hahaha i am just kidding. I will at least defend myself and maybe retaliate, just to show him that he can't mess around with me. And the intern's parents told him to quit the job, and they didn't accept the supervisor's apology and he's in deep shit right now. After all this media attention that he's getting, he will be jobless and i think he'd be one of those runners for loansharks in the near future. Anyway, that's all for today, drop me a comment down below if there is any and don't forget to follow my twitter @holiecow Have a great Wednesday everyone! #TGIW

YOU MAKE ME HOT

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 20 May 2013 06:36:00 +0000

Hi guys. Im back after a looooong looooong break. Well, actually it wasn't a break! I was just not inspired to blog and i thought it would be the end of eatwalkshopwear.blogspot.com BUT a miracle happened. Actually it's not a miracle HAHA but suddenly i felt so inspired to blog about some issues that i think needs attention. So here goes...

The final 1 Singapore! It's basically a singing contest showing on Mediacorp's Channel 5 every Tuesday or something. Honestly, i am not a huge fan of singing competitions ( not that i don't appreciate music, i do) but i will watch one or two episodes to see if it's worth watching. So i've seen some tweets regarding some contestants that has a potential to make it through the next round and some other compliments about them like Fatin amirah, and a few more.

SO, i decided to actually watch them perform on the show itself. I anticipated their performance and yeah, they're really good but when it comes to the result show, i was SPEECHLESS. WHY?? I am gonna tell you why.

Votes are based on the number of fans/friends that they have
Most of them ADVERTISE to "expose' themselves to the public

These two pointers here are good enough to actually decide if it's appropriate for a talent show, a singing contest rather. I mean let's differentiate two different people with two different backgrounds.

Girl number 1.

She is damn gorgeous.

Has 3K followers on twitter, 3K friends on facebook

She can sing but it's not that awesome

Girl number 2.

She is fugly.

has 40 followers on twitter, doesn't have facebook

She has an awesome voice, sometimes makes you steam a bit.

In the final 1, girl number 1 will win the competition and girl number 2 on the other hand will be eliminated. So, you tell me. HOW IS THIS A SINGING COMPETITION?! #ihotliao

I mean i must agree with @TheDeeKosh review on The Final 1 SG. Check out the video link below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gq1q0B18DU&feature=youtu.be

Share your views, opinions and more about the voting system in the comment link below or if you'd like, in Dee Kosh's video comment box. Last but not least, i'm kinda annoyed. Not annoyed because of the fact that i can't sleep at night HAHA but it's because of some parody accounts on twitter. Let me show you....

THIS! i'm really annoyed to see them in my timeline! it's not that im following them on twitter but i do see retweets from my friends. And it really makes me wonder like HOW MANY MORE ACCOUNTS LIKE THIS ARE THERE?!! Gosh. Some of their tweets are funny but too much of it, it makes me go crazy. Have you read their tweets? How they type their words and all that?

Caution : Standby a pack of panadol, just in case.

So that's all for me today and i'll try to blog more often from now on! *fingers crossed* Follow me on twitter @holiecow OR you can drop a comment down below if you have something to say or something to complain about. hahaha I'll see you guys soon! Have a great week ahead :)

Feeling inferior.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 15:46:00 +0000

YEAH. I bet a lot of you out there will feel inferior MOST of the time. For those who doesn't, you're just living in denial. haha!

Why do people tend to feel inferior?

They are ugly. hahaha! Kidding. Say, if you think you look good, there are better looking people out there.

Only one point? Yup! Because this is the MAIN reason why people will feel inferior. This blog post will not have the solution on how you can stop feeling inferior. Unless you go for a freakin plastic surgery!

Feeling inferior, nothing wrong with that but it will lower your confidence, JUST LIKE THAT.

But see if this helps :

You walk around orchard, you will see a good looking guy with an ugly girl. DAFUQ?
You walk around taka, you see a hot girl with a geeky guy. DAFUQ?
You see Sheikh Haikel, he's with annabel francis leh. * No offence *

Or maybe this will help. Even though they are good looking, our fart still smells as bad. hahaha

This is just a random blog post. To prevent it from dying. hahaha I will update my blog every Saturdays from now on. Considering my hectic schedule over the weekdays and all.

I'll still be alive on twitter though. @holiecow

Good Night.

I love to eat, hate being fat.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 15:58:00 +0000

What's up world! I feel awesomely free when i typed that out. Like those 5 second moment kinda thing.
Let me tell you, #storyofmylife. I have been busy working and also indulging in good food.

Before 99% of my life was occupied with work, i swear i do not see any excess fats near my hips area but now..... WADAFAK! it's quite disturbing to actually see myself in the mirror, seriously. And, "hips don't lie". And i seriously think that's the rational Shakira sang that song. Hmm...

Currently, i have that problem where you love food so much but then again, you would not want to gain extra weight because of it. I always tell myself or rather, get answers from people that i should exercise so that i won't face this problem.

But to be honest, i don't have the freakin time to exercise.

Even if i do, i'd be too lazy and you all know laziness owns.

And if you're addicted to good food, WOW! nothing can stop me, not even anyone or anything. You get my point right?

Anyway, know why i keep spacing out my sentences? If not, it would look so wordy and it might look boring. Anyway, i don't know if blogging really is readable in a sense that people enjoy watching vlogs more than reading blogs.

Vlogs over blogs? Hmm..

Sad truth ? You decide.

Twitter : @holiecow

Foreign talents

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 16 Jul 2012 07:17:00 +0000

Annyeong hasayo. I really want to go Korea but i am not sure when. Anyhoe, i am sure all of you are despising foreign talents in Singapore. Well, to be honest, i hate them too. At least, i used to.

Come to think of it, those tough jobs out there, will you do it without complains? Carrying bricks, working under the blazing hot sun and all.

I mean look at is this way, they are here and they are somehow contributing something to the society. I am referring to houses that you all are in now, erm, roads, mrt tracks and many more.

Who knows, without them, we won't have any of the above.

Maybe some of them smell bad, talks as if they've swallowed a mic or anything of such. Let's put all that aside and just see them in a new perspective shall we?

Have a happy Monday! :)

twitter : @holiecow

Best regards.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 15 Jul 2012 13:31:00 +0000

When everything seems wrong, we just have to make it right. I have faith, thankfully.

Friday the 13th

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 16:58:00 +0000

1:04am and here i am suffering.

Basically, two things happened. Freaked me out a little bit.

Firstly, my hotmail apparently got hacked by someone. I have no idea who but i really have no comments about that. -_-

Secondly, there is no food at home! Can't today get any worse? I don't want to order mcdelivery. I'm like finding other delivery service, other than mcdelivery la. So sick of it already.

Alternatively, i can go out and buy food but yknow, i feel so lazy.

So that is how Friday the 13th works. Enjoy the weekends everyone! Goodnight!

Define scary.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 03:18:00 +0000

Monday blues and being sick do not go well together. (obviously) HELLO EVERYONE. I'm finally back after a long long long time. Actually it is not that long. It didn't took decades right. Okay, back to my story.

I was just lying down and thinking back of the most recent holidays i went a few months ago? And i just wanted to share this particular place at Sunway Lagoon that actually made me had a heart attack. Well, not literally but close enough to a heart attack.

The place is called.....

SCREAM PARK @ Sunway Lagoon. Let's just say that i acted manly and i did not give any shit about the "ghosts" inside because you know they are just actors and human beings, just that they are in some kind of costume. So, i thought i was going to make it through the "maze" with no problems.

BUT I WAS WRONG :'(

I don't want to tell you all in detail in what actually happened or else i'd get sued by them for "exposing" their masterplan to scare tourists. But everything that happened inside really gave me the shock of my life. From the start till the end.

One of my friend was shouting every prayers that he literally knew. It was funny but my laughter lasts for only 2 seconds and i had to shout. Oh, and take note, it was not just a normal shout. I SCREAMED! like a girl! at least it sounded like one. HAR HAR. But it came out naturally.

That was how scary the place is. We ran and my friend fell but i did not give any shit and continued running. HAVOC! hahaha Overall, it was really a great experience. To be scared like that and all.

Okay, i'll tell ya'll what you should expect at the end of the maze. You'll see a door, a pathway. You might think that it's the end of this misery. There is a ghost with a chainsaw that will appear and he will try to chase you. Damn.

And one more room that nearly made me pee in my pants. A room filled with POCHONG. And the worst thing, you have to walk past them.

*Hint : You won't know which one might start moving.

That'd be all for today guys. Have a happy week ahead ;)

Twitter : @holiecow

Bangkok Trip!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 14:02:00 +0000

Sawadekap! ( i'm not sure if that's how you spell it) Anyways, i did went to Thailand, Bangkok for a short trip with a few of my friends and there's too much to tell.

So......... holiecow productions present to you a compiled video so you will have a brief picture on what we did in Thailand! Hope you enjoy the video :)

Oh, and we bumped into Britney spears too. She looked happy though. hahahaha

I will try to update more on this blog. Alternatively, you can follow me on twitter ! www.twitter.com/holiecow

Body clock screwed la

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 23:31:00 +0000

Yup, my body clock is super screwed. Maybe it's just a habit. Anyways! i've been busy lately with a lot of things. And it won't end here! Let me explain to you what are the upcoming events that i'll be attending.

This coming Saturday which is tomorrow, from 2-8pm @ scape ! Do come down as there will be tons of cheap items for sale! I'll be there too! Aside from that, you know that i've been talking about the blogshop thing that is going to be launched soon? You've heard that for like 4 or 5 times already but unfortunately, one of my friend backed out and yeah, it's left with me and my other friend. We are planning out new things for our upcoming store called WearThat SG. Basically we will sell everything that you can possibly wear! except for undies that is. -.- That one you can buy some place else hahaha Erm and on Sunday, there will be the Churpchurp gathering at some place, i've forgotten where hahah

And also on the 17th, there will be a Stuff magazine Singapore redbull event at Club Avatar! Its not up yet on the site itself but yeah! i'm giving you guys an exclusive peek hahaha It's some modelling thing i guess. And i'm excited for that. As for my usual days, i'll be checking on the stocks, giving out orders and all. So im pretty much occupied. That explains why my blog is kinda DEAD. lol. Sorry sorry. But i'm keen to participate in Nuffnang events in the future! No doubt about that.

I'll leave ya'll for now. But i'll try to keep my blog alive. But if you want updates from me, feel free to follow me on twitter!

Twitter.com/holiecow

I nearly pissed in my pants! (quick update)

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 05:31:00 +0000

What's up ya'll! I know i've been slow in updating my blog. Don't have to remind me please. hahaha it's what i do ALL the time! So anyways! Finally, i managed to find time to go to....

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS BITCHES!!

ive got something to tell universal studios. "Your dad must be a drug dealer" Why? "cause YOU DOPE!" hahaha i got that from The cataracs Top of the World hahahaha

Anyway, i went there with great people and that explains why i had a fuckin great time!

So there's me, Hidayat and Asraf! We woke up at around 730am! Because we didnt want to risk of not being able to get the tickets! And yeah, of course we didnt book it in advanced idiots cause it was an impromptu kind of thing!

We made a major mistake. We didnt take the freakin map! So we were like all over the place! hahaha I swear it's confusing because you wont be able to know which to go first and all! But the places that we went was awesome. I'm kinda lazy to explain every single detail. But the battlestar galactica nearly made me piss in my pants man! hahaha but i have to say, it's a bad ass ride! Anyways! I've got tons to do and it's just a quick update for now. So till next time......

BYE!

K-Pop heal the world concert! (TONS OF PHOTOS)

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 10:15:00 +0000

Heya guys! Sorry for the late update! I've been busy with things and yeah, now i am free! As some of you may know, i was at the K-Pop Heal the World concert last 2 weeks that was held at Max Pavilion Expo Hall 9! Obviously i was there for the female korean group hahaha but honestly every single one of the groups that came to Singapore was awesome. The concert consist of, Orange Caramel, After School, T Max, Mblaq and T-ara! So....let the pictures do the talking!

Orange Caramel opened up the show with cuteness!

After school was da BOMB !

T-ara put up a sexy performance! hehe And at the end of the performance, they all came out to sing Michael Jackson's heal the world :)

But only T-ara and Mblaq came out hahaha i think the others rushed back to their hotels and sleep pfft.

So yeah, it was an awesome concert even though they didn't let us take pictures inside! hahaha but shhh... :) enjoy your upcoming weekends and stay safe! :)

Girls that cannot make it + Kung Fu Panda 2 review!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 31 May 2011 14:58:00 +0000

Firstly, sorry for the delay! Got caught up with something for the past few days and so yeah, hence the delay haha. Alright, here's a review for Kung Fu Panda 2! Hmm..it's an adorable movie with humour here and there and overall, it's a worth it movie to watch! One lil problem though. The movie is too short. Like it didnt even reach 2 hours? What, the director ran out of ideas or what? hahaha But anyway, it's the content of the movie that matters and yeah, i'd say it's a good movie. Go and watch it. 3.5/5 ratings! It's awesome!

Anyway, something random but i really have to tell you guys what i am feeling right now. I'm fuckin sad. Like extremely sad that...........the noose is coming to an end. Sigh, we'll just have to watch the real news instead. damn! Okay, back to what i wanted to post about.

GIRLS THAT CANNOT MAKE IT.

What i meant was, what are some of the things guys don't like to see in girls. Something like a turn off kind of thing. So girls, listen up! *don't take this seriously because i'm just saying anyhow one* Not literally anyhow but yeah, from what i know! AND i'm not google, i don't know everything hahahaha but seriously, it's some of the things that made me go "really? what's wrong with her"

i dont like girls that think that they are some celebrity and hundreds of guys are chasing after her kinda thing.
I noticed some of the girls would make out with different guys like on the same day. What the fuck ? Is she a bitch? Hmm, obviously right?
i find lesbians HOT. really. BUT somehow, i don't find it right when girls have a thing with another girl, like seriously serious kind of thing. I know some girls might have a crush for another girl but being in a REAL relationship? Seriously? i'm not totally against it cause it's your life and it's your choice but i just don't find it right. Just sayin'..
Girls that lie. <--- This one, really last warning. I really cant tolerate people, not only girls. PEOPLE WHO LIE.
Girls that think breaking up is a normal thing. I've seen couples breaking up, patching up and the cycle goes on. That is fuckin childish. Even your mum doesnt do that..well, i guess so? hahaha i keed! but yeah, this one must stop it.
Girls who talk about other guys trying to woo them and they're not interested. In fact, a lot of guys tried but failed. What the hell you tellin me for? Should i adore you because of that? Nah..
Girls that go for money. I know most girls do this. hahaha

Basically, that's some of the list that is quite a turn off to some of the guys but yeah, i think it goes the same for us guys. So, we learn from each other's mistake! :D Oh! I'm going to K-Pop Heal the World Concert this Saturday at Max Pavillion! I really can't wait! So that's all for now, leave your comments on the top right and yeah, blogshop is coming your way soon. Mid June or something hahaha GOODNIGHT!

Review for Kung Fu Panda 2 coming soon....

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 28 May 2011 19:43:00 +0000

For now, just take a look at the short clip and well..a short review on how i find the whole movie was. So...ENJOY!

Hoax and more hoax!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 27 May 2011 02:04:00 +0000

Can you believe it? A 24 year old man was arrested because he posted on a forum saying there's a F-16 jet that crashed at the Ubi/Eunos link area and there were many casualties. Balls to this guy man. If i was him, i'd post about aliens trying to invade Singapore. Oh oh! And there were many victims involved too. Or maybe, i'd post about his mum. Well, i'm just sayin.

Aside from that, i think the one who should be arrested is Harold Camping, who predicted doomsday. Supposed to be on the 21 May 2011. And who knew, we're still alive today. Balls to you too my man. And hear this out, after the FAILED prediction, he told the media this..

Harold Camping stated that May 21 had been a "spiritual" Judgment Day and that the Rapture will occur on October 21, 2011, together with the destruction of the world.

You're unbelievable man. He's old and all. I think his brains aged faster that how he looks or something. I really don't know where the fuck did he get the idea that doomsday is coming. lol. Well, i was wondering if Harold Camping and Jesus....

Skyped with each other every night and Jesus told him about the upcoming "doomsday"
Sent text messages everyday
Maybe they're pen pals?
Maybe they facetime with each other all the time?

Or maybe....he's nuts. hahaha i'm just kidding.....but seriously, i think he's crazy. What? I'm just sayin'. We have a lot of crazy people coming out in the news. Even celebrities don't come out in the news that much. Hat's off to you crazy people. That's all for now. Leave your comments on the top right hand of this post. Enjoy your weekends !

Oh that blogger who only dated ACS boys..

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 24 May 2011 05:17:00 +0000

What do i think of her? Hmm.. easy actually. She's a freaking pedo! Look at her, she's 23 and the only boys that she wanna date are ACS boys. Seriously? HAHA i keed about the pedo thing but maybe she's one? i'm just sayin. Anyway, other than a pedo, she is a...psycho nuts! AND THIS, i'm not making it up. This is real stuff right here. Believe it or not, she got arrested cause she threatened suicide. There's some possibilites. Firstly, all the haters will be like sending her texts or writing or her wall or sending her emails and be like "you fuckin fag. You're a stoopid dumbass" or "you look fugly that's why you have only ACS boys to date, no men would want you" kinda thing? i dont know what actually happened. Unless...i'm her mum. i meant, dad. haha

And if you don't believe that she is a psycho nut, check this shit out...

"Miss Jiang claimed that she studied at Reed College, a liberal arts college in Portland, Oregon, USA, but checks have revealed that she last attended classes there from January to May 2010 and is currently not enrolled as a student."

She's definitely loosing some nuts in that brain of hers. DEFINITELY. And for those who doesnt know what's her name, her name's psycho. Really. Naw, just kidding. Her name is Jiang lai. Sounds like a china dude...oh i meant dudette. And where did i get that idea from? She also claims that her uncle who is a chief of a televison network in China. And my uncle is Chuck Norris...

Do they even have a television network in China? hahaha alright, i'm being mean. My apologies. But it seems like she's a boastful kind of person who needs attention. No worries, you'll get your attention in IMH without a doubt.

Jiang Lai, lai come IMH, lai lai.

HAHA. So guys, if girls start talking about which guy they wanna date and narrow their choices, run away or she might call her Chuck Norris uncle to whoop your ass if you leave her at a later time. hahaha!

And you know who'd else i'd date? These two women! and no no, not Andrew Garcia, just these two women. :) Baaam! ENJOY! leave your comments or any response on the comment link on the top right, near the title of the blog!

Blogshop opening soon, real soon.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 23 May 2011 02:48:00 +0000

Monday to ya'll! I know it's the blues day but chill ah people. Good things will eventually come to an end. You've had your fair share of the weekends ! And i didnt! Stop being greedy. Sheesh.

I've been viewing videos and sites that is popular and well, i've noticed that these "celebrities", those on youtube or some blogger are actually.... SMART PANTS! I'm just assuming but hear me out. Watch the videos edited on youtube. Nicely done. Photoshop or whatever program they're using. For me, i cant even figure out how to do all that. NO KEED!

I'm dumb, don't have to remind. I know that. -.- BUT as for them, they have the GEEKY MOLECULES in them! even if they don't look like one. Can you do all that on your video/site? I bet you can't cause frankly speaking, you're a nobody that's why you're reading my blog now. HAHAHAHA keeedeng!

AND HERE's the big thing right here! Well, it's not actually big FOR NOW but it's just a sneak peek for what's in store in (OUR) a collaboration of me and my friends HAHAHA 's blogshop. I can assure you that all the tees prices will be as low as 10 bucks. AND it won't go above 20 bucks. ;) Most importantly, Quality's GOOOOD! And so you say "talk is cheap my friend" yadayada. Don't worry about that cause, we'll include a feedback section by our buyers so that if there's any bad reviews, you'll know it. :>

So, let me bring you on a tour......

3 of the designs here but we're selling 15 designs on our site! With the best prices! Of course la, first few months we'll be kind. We'll give special offers and all that. Don't worry. We're nice guys hahaha Afterall, there's not much blogshop that sells guys stuffs right? So we're here to help. hehe but.........

Be sure to read up my upcoming posts for more info! Like when we'll launch the blogshop and all. Or you can follow me on twitter to get updates! MY TWITTER !!

SAYONARA!...for now ;)

"PLASTIC PEOPLE"

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 19 May 2011 07:17:00 +0000

BAAM! What's happening guys? You know, i've noticed something weird. About plastic surgery actually. Many people are "kao peh kao bu -ing " about it. Calling them plastic and all. Sheesh. If you ask my opinion about people who go for plastic surgery, i don't really mind actually. It's up to them to make themselves perfect am i right? *Ehem* We're living in the real world hello! Let me ask you people who are AGAINST plastic surgery. By going for a plastic surgery, isn't it the same as making their lives much more better?

"no, it's not about the looks, it's about the heart" COME ON, seriously, do you think that people have that kind of mindset? HAHAHAHA Big joke. :B Look at this...

Hmm.. just imagine this thing just released its first music video. Erm, let's say it's Katy Perry's i kissed a girl. And the music video is all the same but just the face, it's different. Just imagine. Do you think this thing will get fans? NO LOR. Oh, anyway, i wanna apologize to this ugly creature for publishing your ugly face online. My bad.

Anyways, i'm just trying to make you guys who are against plastic surgery see the bigger picture. SNSD for instance, for those dumb ones who dont know, go and youtube it. They're fuckin gorgeous. I dont mind sitting in a room staring at them 12132131273281 hours straight doing nothing. SERIOUSLY. See, it's just nice to see beautiful people. I mean, those who are not good looking like myself, we'll just have to sit back and try to make ourselves look better in someways. "BETTER THAN NOTHING" Yup.

So girls, go ahead and go for plastic surgery. hehe So that we guys will be happy. And guys, you don't have to thank me ;) hahaha

Oh oh oh! Dee Kosh, the guy who made the "ah ah siol" ( TO ALL THE SINGAPOREAN CLUBBERS) video, is going to be at Zirca 30th May, a stand up comedy thing going on. 9pm! Do come down! But let me tell you this, it's not going to be that funny. Trust me. People run out of ideas. I can see from his videos. For instance, ME! i'm running out of idea on what to write also. TADAAAH hahah a good example eh.

Enjoy your weekends and come back in a few days time for more updates! Follow me on twitter too. MY TWITTER! Don't worry. I'm friendleh. You can tell from that spelling. :) i'm OUT!

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Swim in peace & Natalie Hiong

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 18 May 2011 06:10:00 +0000

The moment i logged in blogger, " FCUK, i wanna change my template!" I would really love to but finding a blog template is the same as finding a girlfriend. It is so freaking difficult to find the right one!

Agree..Agrees and Agreed! i know i know, i talk sense..SOMETIMES. Maybe cause of the shaker fries from Macdonalds i had few hours ago. Anyways, i had my macspicy, actually just the patty, not the

bun. Just had a craving for the patty that's all. I'm weird. YAH.

Anyways, if you read up the papers a few days ago, you'd know that they discovered a body in one of the water tanks in Woodlands. That's my freaking hometown man! Who knows, they have other corpse hidden in a few more water tanks. For those stupid people, well, not stupid, that'd be mean. For those who didnt know what does the water tanks do, its kinda like our water supply for bathing, washing our hands, erm, basically anything that comes out from the pipes and showers. Imagine a dead body hidden in my water tanks. GOSH. That'd be a nightmare cause i'll be showering corpse liquid! FUCK!

But what may come, let it come. I'm sure there's only one dead body in those water tanks. :o hopefully. S.I.P whoever died in there. (SWIM IN PEACE)

Anyways, back to the local updates! Natalie Hiong, a banker..well, she was a banker and she gave up her career to pursue her dreams to become a song writer, a singer. Well, i'd do the same thing..only if i CAN sing. Working in a bank may sound "NICE" but the fact is, it's not. You'll be stuck at work with all the money in the world that you CANNOT have. That sucks right? No offence to bankers out there but by being a Singer, well, fame, money, and most importantly she's enjoying what she does. Well, good luck to you! :)

You can listen to her songs and like her fan page at : Natalie's Fan Page

p/s: Oh and she's kinda hot too. hehe

That's all for now. I'll be updating back my blog and just maybe i'll do some changes to this blog soon.

follow me on twitter : My twitter page

i'm out!