tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10850543843819440622010-03-18T00:00:06.330-07:00Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.comBlogger787125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-64696929090882678282010-03-18T00:00:00.000-07:002010-03-18T00:00:06.335-07:002010-03-18T00:00:06.335-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2694/4430882693_c74eabfdf0_o.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 372px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2694/4430882693_c74eabfdf0_o.jpg" alt="" title="Nobody knows where they go, or why. All that's known is that they have to resort to watching baseball until they return." border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-6469692909088267828?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/xEdYANMeZ9c" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com1http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/03/migrating-herd-of-stilt-walker.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-6593205648044956292010-03-17T00:00:00.000-07:002010-03-17T00:00:07.194-07:002010-03-17T00:00:07.194-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2715/4430882861_3859318caa_o.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 371px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2715/4430882861_3859318caa_o.jpg" title="You'd think their other senses would have made up for the lack of eyes, but no. They are truly a lost evolutionary cause. Which is partially why they are known as 'Darwin's Nemesis.'" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-659320564804495629?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/3GonBIjR7co" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com2http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/03/isle-of-eyeless-coconuts.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-89796231644565294242010-03-16T00:00:00.000-07:002010-03-16T00:00:03.349-07:002010-03-16T00:00:03.349-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4014/4430883013_a52cf1b375_o.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 353px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4014/4430883013_a52cf1b375_o.jpg" alt="" title="Rocking the baby, though, is far out of his league." border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-8979623164456529424?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/XrMB12FJFGI" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/03/narwhal-walking-dog.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-50532177170020160682010-03-15T00:00:00.000-07:002010-03-15T00:00:44.809-07:002010-03-15T00:00:44.809-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4430882971_6a486ffafa_o.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 349px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4067/4430882971_6a486ffafa_o.jpg" title="'And if you look to your left, you'll see...some headhunters. Let's hope they don't bother us......That's good, they didn't.' *CLIK*" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-5053217717002016068?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/y8B3FfSnrt8" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com6http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/03/toxic-sludge-riverboat-adventure.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-7374813712681829172010-03-14T00:00:00.000-08:002010-03-14T00:00:05.498-08:002010-03-14T00:00:05.498-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2734/4430782145_8b3b75efcb_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 398px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2734/4430782145_8b3b75efcb_o.jpg" title="At first, the townsfolk welcomed her with open arms, for the bountiful fish she provided. When she started turning the townsfolk into fish, they started becoming skeptical. But just a little." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-737481371268182917?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/fR7vX3pvV-M" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/03/magic-fishwife-using-her-unsettling.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-79372936801495297132010-03-13T00:00:00.000-08:002010-03-13T00:00:02.614-08:002010-03-13T00:00:02.614-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2754/4416061814_8cde62bbe1_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 385px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2754/4416061814_8cde62bbe1_o.jpg" alt="" title="He had a hard time whenever there was a light breeze. Not a pretty sight." border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-7937293680149529713?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/i5_DyIwQzNM" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/03/guy-with-literal-poker-face.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-53644090397314251012010-03-12T00:00:00.000-08:002010-03-12T00:00:00.388-08:002010-03-12T00:00:00.388-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4003/4416062092_06c8d50bb6_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 386px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4003/4416062092_06c8d50bb6_o.jpg" alt="" title="Scientists immediately named it the most interesting, yet least useful invention of the century. It was immediately put up for sale in the SkyMall catalogue." border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-5364409039731425101?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/0yw0G_OAYIA" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/03/night-light.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-19933519285821186122010-03-11T00:00:00.001-08:002010-03-11T00:00:05.359-08:002010-03-11T00:00:05.359-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4050/4415295545_b2a7bc54aa_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 419px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4050/4415295545_b2a7bc54aa_o.jpg" title="'Oh, this heavy stuff is so much smoother than that light kind. I could barely even feel that junk on my scalp!'" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-1993351928582118612?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/o6-3bP8Ca_I" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com5http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/03/slice-of-pie-lathering-up.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-46915108341493065292010-03-10T00:00:00.000-08:002010-03-10T00:00:08.583-08:002010-03-10T00:00:08.583-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4064/4415295485_b6b18a5cf2_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 365px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4064/4415295485_b6b18a5cf2_o.jpg" title="'Honey, maybe we should go back in the water.' 'No way, I paid good money for this ride.' 'But the hot sun will dry out our sensitive skin.' 'Not until I get my 90 clams worth!'" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-4691510834149306529?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/5_HdMDyp8qQ" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com2http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/03/turtle-gondola.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-82258335654073922132010-03-09T00:00:00.000-08:002010-03-09T00:00:08.225-08:002010-03-09T00:00:08.225-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2712/4416061628_15d1d29aeb_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 377px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2712/4416061628_15d1d29aeb_o.jpg" alt="" title="Of course, were they doing the *Baltimore*, the teacup would end all pretense of dignity and simply go nuts with them." border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-8225833565407392213?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/Z6WOgp_3Qp8" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/03/tea-cakes-doing-charleston-near-cup-of.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-13081436165493153052010-03-08T00:00:00.000-08:002010-03-08T00:00:07.548-08:002010-03-08T00:00:07.548-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4047/4415295271_91e84fd5c9_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 380px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4047/4415295271_91e84fd5c9_o.jpg" title="...And the tree loved the chump, er, boy very much." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-1308143616549315305?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/CP4gOVUZyqg" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/03/taking-tree.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-81834742709406346932010-03-07T00:00:00.000-08:002010-03-07T00:00:02.576-08:002010-03-07T00:00:02.576-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4055/4412481709_0bcf0d7ab7_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 395px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4055/4412481709_0bcf0d7ab7_o.jpg" title="'Dumb cop! You'll never catch me at that speed!' 'Then maybe I'll go slightly faster!' 'Damn!'" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-8183474270940634693?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/NBRJ_eDsM5E" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com6http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/03/moderate-speed-unicycle-chase.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-42347848804830507662010-03-06T00:00:00.000-08:002010-03-06T00:00:05.766-08:002010-03-06T00:00:05.766-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4012/4409854113_5f228d556b_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 372px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4012/4409854113_5f228d556b_o.jpg" alt="" title="They never actually specified *what* they were protesting, but still, the damage had been done. The hockey stick packed his bags and went home to his wife (who was, incidentally, a lacrosse stick)." border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-4234784880483050766?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/0aKGtoY2hPU" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com5http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/03/hockey-pucks-protesting-against-stick.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-56183551594906293482010-03-05T00:00:00.000-08:002010-03-05T00:00:05.785-08:002010-03-05T00:00:05.785-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4009/4407633263_0c00a688b4_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 396px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4009/4407633263_0c00a688b4_o.jpg" alt="" title="The slow, nails-on-chalkboard-like *riiiiiiip* was the only thing that could be heard for days....except that everybody's ears were taped over." border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-5618355159490629348?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/guh7i-giS4A" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/03/day-duct-tape-took-over.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-743834210272967262010-03-04T00:00:00.000-08:002010-03-04T00:00:07.685-08:002010-03-04T00:00:07.685-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2759/4394608750_dfba9798f0_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 385px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2759/4394608750_dfba9798f0_o.jpg" title="'Hey there, buckler! I'll see *you* on the battlefield tonight!'" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-74383421027296726?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/MrJK35uuKKg" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/02/broadsword-broad.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-28761523176638772742010-03-03T00:00:00.000-08:002010-03-03T00:00:04.283-08:002010-03-03T00:00:04.283-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4066/4382559098_dcfea4583f_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 368px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4066/4382559098_dcfea4583f_o.jpg" alt="" title="There was much controversy, though, when he was accused of using illegal syrups." border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-2876152317663877274?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/dzPWKNInfMw" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com5http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/02/pancake-doing-backflip.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-15243937028007608212010-03-02T00:00:00.000-08:002010-03-02T00:00:04.569-08:002010-03-02T00:00:04.569-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4057/4378807229_6a955db29b_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 358px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4057/4378807229_6a955db29b_o.jpg" title="'Guuuuuys!!! Gimme back my spaceshiiiip! And sun, please move back a bit; you're boiling the Indian Ocean.'" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-1524393702800760821?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/wIS9ykulj7A" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/02/sun-and-moon-playing-keep-away.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-55777684478937311472010-03-01T00:00:00.000-08:002010-03-01T00:00:12.266-08:002010-03-01T00:00:12.266-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4050/4376485041_5dfce7e8df_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 384px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4050/4376485041_5dfce7e8df_o.jpg" title="'Granate, will you marry me?' 'Don't take this the wrong way, but I don't think this relationship is going to last...'" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-5577768447893731147?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/j_3NTUKY_pc" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com5http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/02/grenade-giving-his-girlfriend.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-63431250987330948632010-02-28T00:00:00.000-08:002010-02-28T00:00:02.915-08:002010-02-28T00:00:02.915-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2720/4376484367_f158920263_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 386px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2720/4376484367_f158920263_o.jpg" title="'I declare today to be National Pudding Day! As a result, everyone must eat a baguette with jam! All others...will be executed.'" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-6343125098733094863?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/WsddO6CMl7Q" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com7http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/02/worlds-craziest-king-whose-high-general.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-68258438268324092452010-02-27T00:00:00.000-08:002010-02-27T00:00:01.640-08:002010-02-27T00:00:01.640-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4063/4377232316_d969c11f84_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 376px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4063/4377232316_d969c11f84_o.jpg" title="'Steve, st...Steve! Not only are you invading my personal space, but you're NOT CALLING ANYONE! I'm on the hook! Curse your touch-tone brain!" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-6825843826832409245?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/DSWkrxrgq3Q" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/02/drunk-dialing.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-67248770760168449922010-02-26T00:00:00.000-08:002010-02-26T00:00:00.303-08:002010-02-26T00:00:00.303-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2788/4376484479_da15337940_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 376px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2788/4376484479_da15337940_o.jpg" title="When they were caught, the judge gave them the choice of going to prison, serving in the army, or working in an ice cream factory. They chose the ice cream factory. It was the wrong choice." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-6724877076016844992?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/iDy90u0FLu0" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/02/pistachio-posse-hassling-old-lady.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-44816758411924480412010-02-25T00:00:00.000-08:002010-02-25T00:00:05.401-08:002010-02-25T00:00:05.401-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4056/4376484785_b7994f00c2_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 379px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4056/4376484785_b7994f00c2_o.jpg" title="There are legends of where the soap travels to, but nobody has ever been there. Mostly because when they try following the residue path, they end up slipping all over it." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-4481675841192448041?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/OdkVXkqO_jA" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com5http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/02/bars-of-soap-carrying-dust-bunnies-away.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-89307231336006667492010-02-24T00:00:00.000-08:002010-02-24T00:00:10.468-08:002010-02-24T00:00:10.468-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2777/4376542741_74dafc63b9_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 373px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2777/4376542741_74dafc63b9_o.jpg" title="'Gregorith? Is my bath ready? ...Gregorith? ......Oh, he was eaten, too. Bother.'" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-8930723133600666749?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/PGqBS2cPuGs" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/02/amazonia-jungle-princess.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-44700420860439233752010-02-23T00:00:00.000-08:002010-02-23T00:00:01.800-08:002010-02-23T00:00:01.800-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4064/4376484667_52138d800f_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 376px;" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4064/4376484667_52138d800f_o.jpg" title="While the dinner guests were quite pleased with the delicious-tasting food, the kami of the ingredients were none too happy about the whole ordeal." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-4470042086043923375?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/MULZUk7cpS8" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/02/kami-of-soup-placing-blessing-on-group.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-13850608799097299302010-02-22T00:00:00.000-08:002010-02-22T00:00:10.046-08:002010-02-22T00:00:10.046-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2803/4377231950_22ff9f891d_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 385px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2803/4377231950_22ff9f891d_o.jpg" title="'Yeah, that's a...*pretty* good flame. Tell you what, we'll call *you*.'" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-1385060879909729930?l=www.elderlyapple.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/pU7t4U8Ry3A" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2010/02/lighter-auditions.html