tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10850543843819440622009-11-11T00:00:04.971-08:00Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.comBlogger660125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-36084420991024853932009-11-11T00:00:00.000-08:002009-11-11T00:00:04.979-08:002009-11-11T00:00:04.979-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2574/4004280692_f6e38120a3_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 404px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2574/4004280692_f6e38120a3_o.jpg" alt="" title="Run, children. Run far away." border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-3608442099102485393?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/V5IInnkqapc" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com1http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/10/ice-cream-truck-eel.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-43870472651940538102009-11-10T00:00:00.000-08:002009-11-10T00:00:07.634-08:002009-11-10T00:00:07.634-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2477/4004280484_4c75358a77_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 377px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2477/4004280484_4c75358a77_o.jpg" alt="" title="'Here, try this one on! It may feel a little wobbly, 'cause it fell on the floor. But hey, it's half price!" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-4387047265194053810?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/yiBS5GhpeWo" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/10/head-rental-stores-main-desk.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-6569488925249670212009-11-09T00:00:00.000-08:002009-11-09T11:49:18.929-08:002009-11-09T11:49:18.929-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3062/4004280534_1f001b10bd_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 415px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3062/4004280534_1f001b10bd_o.jpg" alt="" title="...And you don't want to *know* what happened when the wristwatch and grandfather clock came into the fray." border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-656948892524967021?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/pmDQPI_0aT8" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/10/most-epic-battle-of-all-time.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-25155168807359555592009-11-08T00:00:00.000-08:002009-11-08T00:00:02.578-08:002009-11-08T00:00:02.578-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2603/4003518143_6f576fde1d_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 395px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2603/4003518143_6f576fde1d_o.jpg" alt="" title="If there's one bright spot in all this, it's that horribly tacky sofa chair." border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-2515516880735955559?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/uiJtKvBTLUU" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com2http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/10/two-rings-in-unfulfilling-relationship.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-57005550584645287632009-11-07T00:00:00.000-08:002009-11-07T00:00:04.306-08:002009-11-07T00:00:04.306-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3479/4004279590_eb6af49221_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 398px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3479/4004279590_eb6af49221_o.jpg" alt="" title="When a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. When a car horn is honked...this happens." border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-5700555058464528763?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/YWmvZjTBljs" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/10/angel-slingshot.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-35471894160378522062009-11-06T00:00:00.000-08:002009-11-06T00:00:04.680-08:002009-11-06T00:00:04.680-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2441/4003519057_bdd5d84441_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 382px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2441/4003519057_bdd5d84441_o.jpg" alt="" title="While the sinners below originally saw this as a sign of God's favor, before too long the bad taste quite literally made them all sick to their stomachs." border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-3547189416037852206?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/OqF9lqqe0ZE" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/10/plague-hot-pants-from-above.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-29198116343661424252009-11-05T00:00:00.000-08:002009-11-05T00:00:02.671-08:002009-11-05T00:00:02.671-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2672/4004280850_5e5491f469_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 395px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2672/4004280850_5e5491f469_o.jpg" alt="" title="'Uh, but be sure you clean that root beer off first.'" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-2919811634366142425?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/SZY0Bte7RNA" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/10/straw-inviting-her-friend-into-her.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-34698931096536917262009-11-04T00:00:00.000-08:002009-11-04T00:00:03.186-08:002009-11-04T00:00:03.186-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2494/4004280096_193b4d6241_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 385px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2494/4004280096_193b4d6241_o.jpg" alt="" title="'We come in peace.' 'Th' only piece 'bout yer comin' is the piece of American labor yer plannin' on usurpin', you interglatiac border hopper!'"border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-3469893109653691726?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/onjmEhH9Iys" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/10/illegal-alien-accosted-by-misinformed.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-62671121135326156102009-11-03T00:00:00.000-08:002009-11-03T00:00:01.978-08:002009-11-03T00:00:01.978-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2517/4004280398_bf4137463c_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 409px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2517/4004280398_bf4137463c_o.jpg" title="Why does he have that chainsaw? To cut off his burning arm, of course! And why does he cut off his arm instead of just dousing it in water? Because then he can reattach it...by himself!" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-6267112113532615610?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/lsroo-K0XOc" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/10/neil-worlds-most-exciting-boar.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-81797386632564356162009-11-02T00:00:00.000-08:002009-11-02T00:00:05.425-08:002009-11-02T00:00:05.425-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2630/4004280920_fe2fb557ea_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 386px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2630/4004280920_fe2fb557ea_o.jpg" title="This becomes an even more pathetic scene if you imagine the 'Baywatch' theme playing on a constant loop in the background." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-8179738663256435616?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/pEIaegHh0po" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/10/series-of-rescue-attempts-by-lifesavers.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-8956294937750589002009-11-01T00:00:00.000-07:002009-11-01T00:00:07.371-07:002009-11-01T00:00:07.371-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2620/4004280152_7167121f46_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 392px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2620/4004280152_7167121f46_o.jpg" alt="" title="With a guest appearance by Michael Chiklis." border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-895629493775058900?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/h1qhPXCEuxc" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com2http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/10/tourist-trap.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-90125432340669653642009-10-31T00:00:00.000-07:002009-10-31T00:00:04.354-07:002009-10-31T00:00:04.354-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2569/4004279864_ef2b7f2c3f_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 409px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2569/4004279864_ef2b7f2c3f_o.jpg" title="Oh, and by the way, he knows what you did last summer. You know, just FYI." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-9012543234066965364?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/35F6ctEGiFY" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/10/mysterious-stranger-offering-you-slice.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-85331820307877086012009-10-30T00:00:00.000-07:002009-10-30T00:00:07.777-07:002009-10-30T00:00:07.777-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2556/4004280616_2c78bc4053_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 387px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2556/4004280616_2c78bc4053_o.jpg" title="'Would the kernel care to address the House on a point of order?' 'Yeah, I'm gonna point an order up your backside!!'" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-8533182030787708601?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/JaQ4Yg4Ceno" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com5http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/10/candy-corn-congressional-conflicts.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-19075682904909446252009-10-29T00:00:00.001-07:002009-10-29T00:00:06.574-07:002009-10-29T00:00:06.574-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2564/4004279986_8a3f4117fc_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 395px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2564/4004279986_8a3f4117fc_o.jpg" title="'And, through the power of God, you will be risen on...AAARRGH!!!'" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-1907568290490944625?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/xcG0FB0ipBA" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com6http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/10/phoenixs-funeral.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-46529810978161132302009-10-28T00:00:00.000-07:002009-10-28T00:00:02.549-07:002009-10-28T00:00:02.549-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2444/4003518407_9003e00d83_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 378px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2444/4003518407_9003e00d83_o.jpg" alt="" title="The remote control then proceeded to sue the hand, and won big time." border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-4652981097816113230?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/4Gx6KlGDCDA" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com5http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/10/remote-control-upset-at-being.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-82462986753420191962009-10-27T00:00:00.000-07:002009-10-27T00:00:00.204-07:002009-10-27T00:00:00.204-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2441/4003518675_3770012d62_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 383px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2441/4003518675_3770012d62_o.jpg" alt="" title="On the bright side, at least they didn't *hug*." border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-8246298675342019196?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/rJX1cufKMnw" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/10/matter-and-anitmatter-giving-each-other.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-68624106584005776682009-10-26T00:00:00.000-07:002009-10-26T00:04:06.213-07:002009-10-26T00:04:06.213-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2473/4004280250_629f0ca7f4_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 392px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2473/4004280250_629f0ca7f4_o.jpg" title="Way back when, you could easily bring in a monster hunter, who would take them out. But then the head-hopper imp was declared an endangered species, and the EPA stepped in *big time*." alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-6862410658400577668?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/dnUCBnCPvYA" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/10/head-hopper-imps-engaging-in-food-fight.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-5655807542626810642009-10-25T00:00:00.000-07:002009-10-25T00:00:04.121-07:002009-10-25T00:00:04.121-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2462/4003519489_12ff1ac284_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 350px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2462/4003519489_12ff1ac284_o.jpg" title="On any typical day, they occupy themselves by drinking cheap beer and talking about that cute salmon they tried following up the river last weekend." alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-565580754262681064?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/L-vVR8GAO_8" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com6http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/10/community-of-barrel-dwelling.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-37931114758616056112009-10-24T00:00:00.000-07:002009-10-24T00:00:03.483-07:002009-10-24T00:00:03.483-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3522/4003518227_59d65fd75e_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 316px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3522/4003518227_59d65fd75e_o.jpg" alt="" title="'Mustn't....get...eaten...or...lose...beret...'" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-3793111475861605611?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/6g7i_tysIG0" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com5http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/10/vivified-clapperboard-run-amok.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-10005684296353537762009-10-23T00:00:00.000-07:002009-10-23T00:00:08.136-07:002009-10-23T00:00:08.136-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2640/3957461039_84c317b791_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 380px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2640/3957461039_84c317b791_o.jpg" title="So, Mahogany, you, um...you haven't touched your food. Did you...did you just want to bring it back to, uh, your place or mi...yours? I just want to let you know, I'm having a, uh, a time tonight.......you like skiing?'" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-1000568429635353776?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/LHW-2IzOPIk" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com5http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/09/awkward-date-with-wooden-board.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-716652222474781252009-10-22T00:00:00.000-07:002009-10-22T00:00:06.104-07:002009-10-22T00:00:06.104-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3434/3958237608_d0eaf7dfc1_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 385px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3434/3958237608_d0eaf7dfc1_o.jpg" title="'Well, it's still not as bad as that time I went *snow*boarding.'" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-71665222247478125?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/4lYWn9ErXy0" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/09/poorly-skateboarding-vase.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-37955419094028225862009-10-21T00:00:00.000-07:002009-10-21T00:00:05.162-07:002009-10-21T00:00:05.162-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2499/3957460673_75b2eb88d2_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 395px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2499/3957460673_75b2eb88d2_o.jpg" title="When they brought him to the recycling center, they said they would sacrifice him to their gods. Turns out that they worship nickels." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-3795541909402822586?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/LLNmTdsL1p4" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/09/soda-bottle-captured-in-land-of-caps.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-76548953694116891512009-10-20T00:00:00.000-07:002009-10-20T00:00:00.492-07:002009-10-20T00:00:00.492-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2613/3957460743_307169a9b5_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 373px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2613/3957460743_307169a9b5_o.jpg" title="'On the bright side, sir, even if we die, I don't think I could think of a more *awesome* way to go.'" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-7654895369411689151?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/aEbKD0MwwDg" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com8http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/09/boat-being-attacked-by-laser-sharks.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-39961899158873293102009-10-19T00:00:00.000-07:002009-10-19T00:00:05.967-07:002009-10-19T00:00:05.967-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2500/3957460925_190d57d164_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 399px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2500/3957460925_190d57d164_o.jpg" title="You ginna push dat button, boy. You ginna push it, you ginna be hitch'd, you ginna love it!" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-3996189915887329310?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/iNuOpneXbPo" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/09/forced-wedding-between-buttons.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-22902959941460104952009-10-18T00:00:00.000-07:002009-10-18T00:00:00.659-07:002009-10-18T00:00:00.659-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2519/3958237522_d696ca2fc6_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 416px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2519/3958237522_d696ca2fc6_o.jpg" title="Now, normally this would be some elaborate religious or social ritual, but here, it's just a couple of drunken frat boys...who are chicken wings." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-2290295994146010495?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/fnhdBwqfxAc" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/09/headbutting-drumsticks.html