tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10850543843819440622009-07-12T07:25:44.580-07:00Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.comBlogger538125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-12919529653811723142009-07-12T00:00:00.000-07:002009-07-12T00:00:06.157-07:002009-07-12T00:00:06.157-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2605/3664175866_f25851f7f3_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 390px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2605/3664175866_f25851f7f3_o.jpg" title="'Think, Ugor! Think of all the things we can do with my new hands!' 'Um, grate cheese?' 'Yes, exactly!'" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-1291952965381172314?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/02NJEv_dmGI" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com2http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/mad-scientist-with-cheese-graters-for.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-43618849720102540242009-07-11T00:00:00.000-07:002009-07-11T00:00:04.494-07:002009-07-11T00:00:04.494-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3336/3664175860_970f51314a_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 387px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3336/3664175860_970f51314a_o.jpg" title="'Look upon the world we build, my friend.' 'Actually, we just tore down the previous world. The hammers built this.' '....I suppose.'" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-4361884972010254024?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/GQVfYExsbww" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com5http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/futuristic-society-run-by-crowbars.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-54586535452583663272009-07-10T00:00:00.000-07:002009-07-10T00:00:03.867-07:002009-07-10T00:00:03.867-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3417/3663374581_9a7479b82a_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 392px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3417/3663374581_9a7479b82a_o.jpg" title="Now, the fact that he's drinking a glass of blood *should* make him seem intimidating, but that parasol really ruins it." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-5458653545258366327?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/3zK5Kf_vZZk" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com7http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/chet-worlds-least-intimidating-vampire.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-13617609932157543742009-07-09T00:00:00.001-07:002009-07-09T00:00:04.569-07:002009-07-09T00:00:04.569-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3377/3663374567_10fb022e85_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 435px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3377/3663374567_10fb022e85_o.jpg" title="Despite endorsements from celebrities (including Lambchop), the sheep was never able to get over rumors that she was younger than the official minimum competing age of 2." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-1361760993215754374?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/j1TjvPRrWHQ" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/sheep-on-uneven-bars.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-33639270553475659402009-07-08T00:00:00.000-07:002009-07-08T00:16:33.443-07:002009-07-08T00:16:33.443-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2437/3653707048_09fea0a8b4_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 391px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2437/3653707048_09fea0a8b4_o.jpg" title="Of course, to ensure hit detection, they are using bleach and hydrochloric acid instead of water." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-3363927055347565940?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/KWgjU85lgNs" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/litmus-strips-in-water-gun-fight.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-90025074621247242182009-07-07T00:00:00.000-07:002009-07-07T00:01:55.057-07:002009-07-07T00:01:55.057-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3601/3642827287_ff09c4806e_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 389px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3601/3642827287_ff09c4806e_o.jpg" title="'Oh, you forgot my breadsti...oh, well, um, who needs breadsticks? Right? Um, here's an extra tip. Would you mind asking them to send the other delivery guy next time? kthxbai!'" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-9002507462124724218?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/lDl1HCdVrR8" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com6http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/pizza-mouthed-pizza-delivery-guywith.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-46888736909411436672009-07-06T00:00:00.000-07:002009-07-06T01:10:37.597-07:002009-07-06T01:10:37.597-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3315/3625356409_72276aba4a_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 398px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3315/3625356409_72276aba4a_o.jpg" title="'Oooh, 'Law & Order' is on! ...Wait a minute, that's a terrible show.'" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-4688873690941143667?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/rwfAPMO7exU" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com5http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/soda-using-straw-periscope-to-watch-his.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-21177735317674955762009-07-05T00:00:00.000-07:002009-07-05T00:00:20.227-07:002009-07-05T00:00:20.227-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3606/3645240448_2ce9398e09_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 389px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3606/3645240448_2ce9398e09_o.jpg" title="Now, unlike with your typical fish, these *should* be left out in the sun for a while. Otherwise, they tend to get a bit soggy, and nobody likes a soggy cardboard tube." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-2117773531767495576?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/vb4uwLOrUGk" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/carboard-tube-fishing.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-88537990886552944872009-07-04T00:00:00.000-07:002009-07-04T00:01:41.463-07:002009-07-04T00:01:41.463-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3544/3651642785_945f48c355_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 388px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3544/3651642785_945f48c355_o.jpg" title="Technically, the red glare doesn't actually *do* anything, save for adding insult to injury.And trust me, blowing up counts as an injury." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-8853799088655294487?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/AydMwUCV3ec" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com5http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/rocket-red-glaring-at-bursting-bomb.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-21829240676004213272009-07-03T00:00:00.000-07:002009-07-03T00:00:16.584-07:002009-07-03T00:00:16.584-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3661/3637021702_eb31aea057_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 428px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3661/3637021702_eb31aea057_o.jpg" title="At the Battle of Mastication, the only thing he could think about was sleeping snugly in his wrapper back in the ol' pack." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-2182924067600421327?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/KttepWUtQ6c" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/war-torn-gum-hero-returning-home-to-his.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-45307200839920642332009-07-02T00:00:00.000-07:002009-07-02T00:01:37.104-07:002009-07-02T00:01:37.104-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3650/3637021668_dc9517f3cc_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 376px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3650/3637021668_dc9517f3cc_o.jpg" alt="" title="Basically, I can't think of a single crackpot theory that can't be explained away by bowling." border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-4530720083992064233?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/ij_WhFjkkXE" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com6http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/alien-bowling.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-38543557140605969142009-07-01T00:00:00.000-07:002009-07-01T00:00:35.881-07:002009-07-01T00:00:35.881-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2480/3636205869_481367a826_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 397px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2480/3636205869_481367a826_o.jpg" title="Of course, you have to find giant manifestations of incorporeal concepts in order for it to be effective, but after that, it works like magic." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-3854355714060596914?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/J1w0dy_VjtQ" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com5http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/worlds-strongest-number-electromagnet.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-49802227903611203992009-06-30T00:00:00.000-07:002009-06-30T00:49:37.671-07:002009-06-30T00:49:37.671-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3638/3628766228_22fc7a9188_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 398px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3638/3628766228_22fc7a9188_o.jpg" title="...'cause, uh, why not?" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-4980222790361120399?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/AvnwG4xo8yo" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com5http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/shirtless-auctioneer-brandishing.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-13609933135226384952009-06-29T00:00:00.000-07:002009-06-29T00:55:50.009-07:002009-06-29T00:55:50.009-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2455/3625356439_7625010264_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 379px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2455/3625356439_7625010264_o.jpg" title="'You have made Franklin Roosevelt angry. Franklin Roosevelt has dealt with economic troubles before, and Franklin Roosevelt will deal with them again...by destroying you!'" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-1360993313522638495?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/N_yumgw95l4" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com7http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/pieces-of-currency-chasing-credit-card.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-91797122940367165312009-06-28T00:00:00.001-07:002009-06-28T00:19:25.955-07:002009-06-28T00:19:25.955-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3344/3651028279_7bc017a1da_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 380px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3344/3651028279_7bc017a1da_o.jpg" title="They don't really have a *shotgun wedding* in their society so much as they have a *piping bag wedding*." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-9179712294036716531?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/k0MrCVZvPAs" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com7http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/cupcake-farmer-disapproving-of-his.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-91205729696827646872009-06-27T00:00:00.000-07:002009-06-27T00:36:08.338-07:002009-06-27T00:36:08.338-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3416/3620636310_3178e9291e_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 388px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3416/3620636310_3178e9291e_o.jpg" title="He *could* fly, but, well...." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-9120572969682764687?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/xyTS4jWGWjM" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com5http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/performing-circus-stork-stuck-in.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-21849536110748754082009-06-26T00:00:00.000-07:002009-06-26T00:03:53.318-07:002009-06-26T00:03:53.318-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2480/3617928368_c9dc259a4f_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 420px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2480/3617928368_c9dc259a4f_o.jpg" title="Actually, only the first scratch is free. The rest cost you your soul, and are really more *stabbing* than they are *scratching*." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-2184953611074875408?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/4_6wh3v5v0M" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/demon-burger-giving-complimentary-back.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-56155940435496134812009-06-25T00:00:00.000-07:002009-06-25T00:15:34.733-07:002009-06-25T00:15:34.733-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2477/3616135166_519847400e_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 373px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2477/3616135166_519847400e_o.jpg" title="If you think about it, this setup really sucks for the recruits at the front/right of the line." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-5615594043549613481?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/ZtnYzJtMqm8" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/shield-army.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-18343549814601660662009-06-24T00:00:00.000-07:002009-06-24T00:16:12.791-07:002009-06-24T00:16:12.791-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2446/3609634123_3b4c413658_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 380px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2446/3609634123_3b4c413658_o.jpg" title="'Hello, Mr. Herakles? You seem like the kind of person who would be interested in 'Lion Pelt Fashion Monthly'. I...sir, sir, please, sir..." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-1834354981460166066?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/_vmpMv5NagA" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/telemarketer-hydra.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-792873435104166462009-06-23T00:00:00.000-07:002009-06-23T00:07:43.793-07:002009-06-23T00:07:43.793-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2446/3610447514_119256f749_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 437px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2446/3610447514_119256f749_o.jpg" title="'...And that's why Generally Accepted Accounting Principles is considered satisfactory for the purposes it serves. Now, if you want to consider Situationally Accepted Accounting Principles, things get a little hairy..." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-79287343510416646?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/DMLzBvOF84Y" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/two-rice-cakes-having-incredibly-bland.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-38922997297037897342009-06-22T00:00:00.000-07:002009-06-22T00:00:26.551-07:002009-06-22T00:00:26.551-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3318/3604933688_fe2272a9d7_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 391px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3318/3604933688_fe2272a9d7_o.jpg" title="So the fighting fire and the firefighter fought for fifty fortnights till the firefighter finished the fighting fire forever. (Phew!)" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-3892299729703789734?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/iBFJD8hO0JM" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/firefighter-fighting-fighting-fire.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-75291546251053167632009-06-21T00:00:00.000-07:002009-06-21T02:52:39.325-07:002009-06-21T02:52:39.325-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3617/3604117285_0de51c851f_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 395px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3617/3604117285_0de51c851f_o.jpg" title="Before this, the king and all his knights were constantly wired. Now they can barely stay awake." alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-7529154625105316763?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/3sBSPrSVznQ" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com2http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/wizard-whose-beard-decaffeinates-coffee.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-77425607294714431742009-06-20T00:00:00.000-07:002009-06-20T00:13:40.123-07:002009-06-20T00:13:40.123-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3389/3598214315_02ffd8ff83_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 389px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3389/3598214315_02ffd8ff83_o.jpg" title="And even though the loser gets eaten and basically becomes a carcass for carrion feeders, being unmasked is *still* the bigger dishonor." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-7742560729471443174?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/r6mXoILJKUM" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com5http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/luchadors-of-savanna.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-14921233885032285102009-06-19T00:00:00.000-07:002009-06-19T00:01:27.056-07:002009-06-19T00:01:27.056-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3652/3596204484_12e6df5770_o.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 412px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3652/3596204484_12e6df5770_o.jpg" title="And that soap? Pesto-based. Seriously, they make it." border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-1492123388503228510?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/iCefPn24D7E" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com4http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/spaghetti-shower.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1085054384381944062.post-13077340765506562662009-06-18T00:00:00.000-07:002009-06-18T02:36:37.931-07:002009-06-18T02:36:37.931-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3603/3593038446_4b4c7d44b5_o.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 390px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3603/3593038446_4b4c7d44b5_o.jpg" title="'Well, *THERE* goes the neighborhood!'" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1085054384381944062-1307734076550656266?l=www.elderlyapple.com'/></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/elderlyapple/1/~4/9C9-q9_vHZU" height="1" width="1"/>Andrew Schnorrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15539646748703738697noreply@blogger.com3http://www.elderlyapple.com/2009/06/father-and-son-flea-moving-into-new.html