Meanwhile, President Trump is going feet first into religion. 

He started with a midnight-tweeted image

of him being Jesus healing a sick man.

He had hoped that this would scare the Pope.

There was some outrage about Trump playing messiah.

Even FOX propaganda news called it God fraud.

So, Trump claimed the image was of him being a doctor.

He was tending a sick man in the hospital.

The man became ill because of Trump’s

decade-long concept of a healthcare plan.

I note that everyone in the photo is, of course, white.

Trump sent a “I am betting Pope Leo is afraid to debate me”

statement out in a two AM tweet.

Trump declared, “That the Pope wouldn’t be Pope if not for me.”

Which, of course, makes no sense to anyone.

Donnie used smack talk to instigate a debate.

“The Pope is afraid to debate me because I know more

about being the Pope than he does. The Pope is a loser.”

Trump on Pope Leo’s election.

“He’s a fraud! The College of Cardinals was rigged!

Those red hats were all MAGA

and would have voted against him.”

The Pope should not have answered the phone

when Trump called and ignored him.

You know, like the rest of the world’s leaders do.

A message from the Vatican came stating,

“Pope Leo takes no joy in debating an unarmed opponent.”

Donald J claimed he was heavily armed as he had

a fake Doctor of Theology degree from fake Trump University.

Trump’s religion is worshiping mammon, golf, and himself.

To paraphrase: keep the Sabbath eighteen-holey.

The only thing Trump needed for the debate

was a whole case of Diet Coke.

The Diet Coke was more powerful than the Pope’s holy water

because Donnie claimed it could kill both grass and cancer cells.

No one had told Felon 47 that he could not cheat like he does at golf.

During the debate, Trump was at a loss for words.

He resorted to what he always says,

me, me, me, me, and people tell me, me, me.

As soon as Trump started losing,

he lied, degraded, deflected, and bullied.

In the end, Pope Leo pulled off the win.

The Felon found out that his tiny hands

were too small to box with the Pope.

The Pope was kind enough after the match

to hear Trump’s confession of all his lies.

Leo was exhausted from the twelve-hour confession.

The Pope offered to give the President

a much-needed exorcism but was turned down.

Trump was not happy that he lost the debate,

but he was glad he had not turned into a fireball during it.

Trump is now busy golfing all day and starting wars.

The pope is busy preaching peace, hope, love,

mercy, feeding the poor, and caring for the dying.

You know, all that Socialist woke stuff.

Shady has now challenged the Holy Father

of Rome to a WWE cage match.

Religious officials have ruled the match as unfair,

 because Shady is in the lightweight religious division.

All names the Hillbilly anti-Trump, pro-Trump

political flip flopper now Vice-President has been known as.

He is also known as Eyeliner Earl, Captain Maybeline, Hillbully,

or my favorite, “Shady” Vance, which he hates the most.

Shady converted to Catholicism seven years ago,

but thinks he knows more than the Pope.

I wonder if his first confession upon joining the faith

was a confession about lusting after couches.

Shady met with the late Pope Francis on Easter Sunday 2025.

The next day, Pope Francis passed away.

Shady has not mentioned what they discussed.

But Easter Sunday, after the meeting, the Pope wrote,

“How much contempt is stirred up at times towards

the vulnerable, the marginalized, and migrants.”

Now, Shady said that the new Pope, Pope Leo IV,

should stay in his lane and not comment on politics.

The Pope is anti-war and wants world peace.

As a spiritual leader, he is doing what he is expected to do.

That angers politicians like Shady and Trump,

a couple of warmongers who are certain that God is on their side.

Given that Shady killed the last Pope,

Pope Leo IV should avoid any meetings with him.

Hey, J.D. – your boss should not be talking theology

especially since he can’t tell the difference between

the AI image of a doctor and a Messiah.

Joseph and Mary

protested the execution

of their son, Jesus.

Passerby Roman Supporters

They threw the finger

telling Mary and Joseph

to go get a job.

Roman Right-wing Media Foxaurelius

Accused protesters

of being paid to dissent

by Giorgio Soros

The Last Laugh

Jesus the martyr

had his faith become a huge

cult throughout the world.

Sadly, Many of His Worshippers

Distorted the words

in his holy testament

for hatred and greed.

Very cushioned shoes

that will fit the orthotics

for my damn heel spurs.

Mattress

Supportive latex

quality pain absorbing

for hip bursitis.

Recliner

My Swedish-designed

comfort chair elevation

for my replaced knee.

ETC., ETC.

Heating pad, Aleeve,

pill case, non-slip mats, grab bars,

and jar openers.

Etc., Etc. Part II

Taller toilet seat,

medical alert button,

and compression socks.

If they’re found to be

totally useless, they’ll be

made supervisor.

Backassward

Seeking a drained swamp

yet electing the Creature

from the Black Lagoon.

What You Need to Know About Merica

White Jesus, huntin,

more bigoted jokes with Pepaw,

football, and pickups.

The Fix Was In

Florida the state

of recount votes until your

brother wins office.

Putin and His Russian Bots Election Interference

Targeted broke, angry

illiterate, racists, who

wanted represented.

Misplaced MAGA Anger

They blame dummycrats

not lack of education

and little effort.

The Real Enemy

Wake up to the fact

it is not the left vs. right

it’s top vs. bottom.

The US is Uncle BEBE’s Subcontractor

US deadly weapons

mercenary US Marines

war chest from our taxes.

Dear MAGA

Keep kissing his ass

but you know you will never

dance in his ballroom.

Elated Dummies

If the old saying

“ignorance is bliss” is true

MAGA overjoyed.

Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi

MAGA yelled out loud

I yell out Epstein, Epstein,

Epstein, pedophiles.

Freedom Begins at Home

Bless fallen heroes

Renee Good and Alex Pretti

who fought for freedom.

Pissing on Trump’s Golf Course Grave

I long to do it

I just hope his family

does not charge too much.

He was a man with a worldly vision.

He Created the Beginning of the World,

the Center of the World,

and the End of the World.

I am talking about academic, businessman,

eccentric Randall D. Wilmot.

He opened a store he called “The Beginning of the World.”

in New York State near a popular stagecoach route.

The business was very successful,

but Wilmot dreamed of a larger world.

In 1845, Wilmot bought a 0.7-mile stretch of land

along Route 5 in Braceville Township, Ohio.

It was located along the canal and on

the Pittsburgh-Akron stagecoach route.

He opened a new store and inn

and named it “Center of the World.”

He became a thriving capitalist merchant. 

In 1844, a new world entered Braceville, Ohio.

It was the Trumbull Phalanx.

A socialist Utopian colony known as the Fouriers.

They bought 2,000 acres of land

for their over two hundred members.

They were seeking to create a society of organized families.

Families that worked together towards attaining

a higher social, physical, intellectual, and spiritual life.

They were a progressive community that believed

in the feminist movement and anti-slavery.

After a disastrous flu epidemic, the group disbanded.

Their world existed in the area for eight years.

The most successful co-operative such society

lasted in Germany for 150 years.

After a dozen years, Wilmont’s world was in danger.

The big capitalists of the day, the railroad tycoons

owned the politicians and were creating

a new transportation world.

That world bypassed “The Centre of the World.”

The world that Wilmont had created.

It made nearby Warren, Ohio, the railroad hub.

Wilmont knew his business would suffer.

He already knew failure, as his lawyer son, David,

had twice bailed him out as creditors closed in.

He would not fail again and realized

he would have to create a new world.

He then relocated to neighboring Leroy, Ohio.

Now known as Cortland, where he established

a grocery store he named “End of the World.”

Today, he is buried in a Cortland Cemetery.

His lawyer son, David Wilmont, became a congressman.

He wrote the Wilmont Proviso,

to try and make a better world.

It was a proposal attached to a spending bill

that would have banned slavery from the western territories

acquired in the aftermath of the Mexican American War.

While it passed the House, it failed in the Senate.

The conflict over the Wilmot Proviso was one of the 

major events that led to the Civil War.

Today the Center of the World consists of several houses,

 an abandoned motel, and the obligatory Dollar General.

Tourists stop to take a selfie at the “Center of the World” sign.

The signs are cultural icons that are frequently stolen.

It is said people steal them to send to ex-spouses.

For many years, a 25-foot blue Statue of Liberty

representing Liberty Tax Service stood along the roadway.

The statue, like Wilmont, left seeking a new world.

She moved to nearby Newton Falls

in a little downtown park.

Newton Falls’ claim to fame is their zip code.

It is the only five matching numbers 44444 in the country.

Rt 82, a four-lane highway, leads into the Center of the World.

The speed goes from 65 down to 45.

So, besides the selfie, you are likely to get a speeding ticket.

Afterall, they do need a revenue source to keep replacing those signs.

promotes hate by manufacturing rage.

Rage seeds, rage planting,

rage harvesting, rage mass marketing,

rage packaged and sold.

Rage is the latest rage

and is always a deadly crop.

For the wealthy rage manufacturers,

their lying spin is a major win.

The buyer, the game loser,

is provided with a false villain to blame.

It is always someone obvious.

Someone of another color,

someone with a different religion,

someone with a different sexual orientation.

Hate dies when something better takes its place.

Peace is better, but it is a rare commodity

we haven’t seen for a long time, so we’ve forgotten.

No one seems to learn.

Why are we not hoarders of memories?

 If we were, we’d remember we’ve seen this history before

and the weather forecast is always for a hostile storm.

Sadly, it is always aimed in the wrong direction.

My all-out dream job

is delivery driver

for deserved karma.

Always the Bridesmaid.

She works from home

creating informative

travelog brochures.

No One is That Happy

Smiley ads on TV.

The only item I need

is the meds they’re on.

Covid Survival

We got through

Covid living off the land

by online shopping.   

What the Greeter Should Say

Welcome to Walmart

where half the employees are on

Welfare, SNAP, or WIC.

Keep it Up and It Will be Revenge

The politicians

are lucky we only want

justice not revenge.

Getting Nowhere

I have no time for

people who want just revenge

and not solutions.

Live Free and Play the Keys

No one says I’m a

proud piano owner, yet they

say, proud gun owner.

Uninformed Voters

Clinging to the end

of a thin rope and voting

rope-cutting party.

Ego Divinity

The trouble with most

self-made men is that they all

worship their creator.

Historic Ticketron

Spectator tickets

for hangings were promoted

and for sale in churches. 

carried male and female sex slave minors.

Pubescent girls and boys

to be used as wealthy perverts’ toys.

The other passenger regulars

were child sex predators.

Including: politicians, CEOs, and royalty.

Many are contributors that politicians owe loyalty.

All flight destinations were Epstein’s isle,

where no sick fetish was considered too vile.

There are files and videotapes

of these children’s rapes.

Attorney General Bondi had the pedophiles’ list.

After talking to Trump, she claims it doesn’t exist.

Trump was trying very hard to pretend

that he and Epstein weren’t best friends.

The Justice Department won’t release the Epstein Files.

They and Speaker Johnson are protecting these pedophiles.

Even though Johnson’s a big churchgoer,

he’s not going to be a whistleblower.

Epstein’s child groomer, pimp Ghislaine Maxwell

was recently moved to a minimum-security cell.

She gets prison cozy luxury pizazz.

While immigrants of color get Alligator Alcatraz

She was informed that if she protected the president,

there wouldn’t be an Epstein-assisted suicide event.

If she keeps quiet, her destiny

will be presidential clemency.

Right-wing media is keeping the list under wraps,

and that’s fine with his cult in red ballcaps.

Besides, the administration’s daily insane actions

provide lies, spin, and distractions.

For the victims of rape, the system has failed.

It doesn’t look like the pedophiles will be jailed.

These monsters still walk among us.

Will they ever be brought to justice?

America needs

fewer smartphones and lots more

smarter citizens.

Whose Land?

Whites, not natives, here.

Arrived uninvited for a

ruthless invasion.

The Enemy Within

Some countries hate us

I’m more worried about our

homegrown haters.

The U.S.A. Was Betrayed

The roads won’t be safe

when road signs are in Russian

on all our highways.

Shooting for Last Place in the World.

Less math, less physics,

for a competitive world

we need more Bible.

A Symbolic Only Patriot

He’s patriotic

as he waves the flag hard and

sings Anthem louder.

You’re Not Losing Anything

Anything asking

for equal justice is not

an attack on you.

Dangerous Diplomacy

 Foreign policy

should not be based on a we’ll

get even idea.

Getting Nowhere

I have no time for

people who want just revenge

and not solutions.

The GOP Platform

Lower tax rates on

on the wealthiest but no

minimum wage hike.

Screw Those Libertarian Corporate Stooges

If Founding Fathers

were against government, they

would not have founded one.

Not Biting the Hand That Feeds

The politicians

protect pedophiles if they

are campaign donors.

Power Buying

Big campaign donors

get the power and tax breaks.

Voters get the spiel.

Your Political Representative

Representatives

represent you if you are

the ethics-free type.

A Free Pass

The too big to fail

idea means so rich you’re

not accountable

Who are the Tax Cheats?

Undocumented

workers pay taxes, unlike the

corporate deadbeats.

Just For Fun

I want to buy a

Republican and make him

support climate change.