Electrasteph's Fortune Cookies

You will be showered with good luck

electrasteph — Fri, 20 Jun 2014 23:53:09 +0000

Right. This is that bird poop thing, isn’t it?

electrasteph — Fri, 04 Apr 2014 20:37:13 +0000

Lucky # 9, 31, 12, 30, 36, 53

Learn Chinese: Banana = ziāng jiāo

Sadly, my ability to pick a winner only extends to lettuce and not lottery numbers or race horses.

electrasteph — Thu, 03 Apr 2014 21:55:54 +0000

Lucky # 9, 47, 14, 45, 38, 15

Learn Chinese: Summer = xià tiàn

Um, I’m just gonna censor my snarky answer for this one. You fill in what you think I’d say.

electrasteph — Sun, 16 Mar 2014 19:49:43 +0000

And you are the wind in my sails. Or possibly the anchor keeping me in place.

electrasteph — Sat, 11 Aug 2012 05:09:53 +0000

Lucky # 43, 35, 19, 28, 2, 40

I see dead people.

electrasteph — Mon, 06 Aug 2012 05:07:12 +0000

But someone is wrong on the Internet.

electrasteph — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 23:22:58 +0000

Lucky # 12, 19, 38, 39, 10, 25

Learn Chinese: Strawberry = căo méi

That’s a swell friend. But you seem to really suck, though, if your friend would like to be anywhere else.

electrasteph — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 05:54:50 +0000

So sexy. You dirty fortune cookie you.

electrasteph — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 21:26:08 +0000

#25, 19, 55, 26, 27, 29

Now that’s a hardcore cookie, right there. Dude. Ninja fortune.

electrasteph — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 21:20:59 +0000

Lucky # 4, 9, 10, 17, 25, 27

Learn Chinese: Please sit down = Quig-Zao

But am I the master of The Situation? I don’t have the abs for that.