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Comment on He Who Smelt It Dealt It by Guy S

Guy S — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:10:22 +0000

In our house, don’t feed my sweetieheart anything with gluten, and don’t feed the teenagers … period. I forget what makes me “whifty”, but I am sure Deb would have an idea or two. If we had a dog things would be much easier…always blame the dog for odors of a ripe nature. Worked for us when we were growing up, the dog always got the blame!

Comment on He Who Smelt It Dealt It by Venomous Kate

Venomous Kate — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:41:27 +0000

I’m not supposed to have raw broccoli. Same reason.

Comment on He Who Smelt It Dealt It by DragonLady

DragonLady — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:31:26 +0000

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! There was a point several years ago that my husband banned me from ever eating beans again. But then he forgot…

Comment on The Taming of the Brows by Venomous Kate

Venomous Kate — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:34:56 +0000

Sorry, Kevin, I didn’t have time to take pictures.

Comment on The Taming of the Brows by Kevin

Kevin — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:36:37 +0000

TPIUWOP

Sorry. You teed it up, I gots to hit it.

Seriously, glad to see you back.

Comment on The Taming of the Brows by Venomous Kate

Venomous Kate — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:13:23 +0000

Infidel, you know how I am. Sometimes I need a break from the interwebs but damn if it doesn’t draw be back every time!

Alice, the drawing on of the eyebrows made me laugh so hard! My mom used to have a friend who shaved hers off and drew them on a good inch above where they ought to be. She invited us over for brunch one Saturday, and I guess we arrived a little earlier than she planned because she’d only drawn on one eyebrow. My mother immediately elbowed me to make sure I said nothing to embarrass her or her friend.

It was SO hard not to stare at her forehead throughout that whole meal, and I distinctly recall waggling my own eyebrows dramatically when I spoke in the hope she’d take a hint and go pencil the other one in.

Comment on The Taming of the Brows by Alice Aitch

Alice Aitch — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:14:49 +0000

Yes, eyebrow fashions change – but I don’t think it’s ever fashionable for a woman our age to have a unibrow, or to at least not have an arch. You can get a good shape that you won’t be embarrassed to wear untended but can still wax down to nothing if you feel the need to draw your eyebrows on.

Comment on The Taming of the Brows by infidel

infidel — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:38:07 +0000

its nice to see you on here again I was getting worried about you

Comment on The Taming of the Brows by Venomous Kate

Venomous Kate — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:23:12 +0000

That’s an excellent idea! I’d thought about doing that several years back, but talked myself out of it on the rationale that eyebrow and, er, “other hair” styles might change and I wouldn’t be able to change with them.

(Anyone who thinks eyebrows don’t change with the times just needs to look back at Brooke Shields in the 80s, or Courtney Cox in the 90s, and you’ll see how they really DO change with the times. And as for the “other hair” styles changing, well, take a gander at some 70s porn — if you dare — and tell me cootchies don’t look different these days.)

But, hey, who am I kidding? I’m at the age now where I’d just look ridiculous trying to keep up with the latest fashions, including eyebrows.

Comment on The Taming of the Brows by Alice Aitch

Alice Aitch — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:48:40 +0000

Three words, honey – laser hair removal. It didn’t take care of EVERY crazy hair – there are still two eyebrow hairs I have to pluck – but that’s much better than what happened every damned time I tried to do my own eyebrows. The cost for a half dozen sessions was about what I spent on eyebrow waxing over a year and a half, and now I don’t have to take the time to go to the salon and find out that my favorite waxing tech has left and so this new girl’s going to make me look like a chola. Or the …um…downstairs wax is going to leave me with very unsexy ingrown hairs or when you decide to, just for a change-up, have more done than just getting the edges done and they rip large swaths of skin off (yes, that happened to me…)

Wherever you go to have yours done, have them wax your eyebrows first to get the shape right, then they start the zapping about four weeks after that.