“Way back in the day, the monoliths blew a tiny spark of inspiration into our decidedly hairier ancestors. Using a baser language only understood by our deepest of subconscious-minds, we were told, “”Look at that stick, that bone, that rock. They are tools to extend your arm, and improve your life. Use them and grow.”" Unfortunately, the first thing we did with that newfound knowledge was bash skulls. Saddened, the monoliths left for Jupiter. Way to go, humanity. It wasn’t until many thousands of years later that we took that ancient knowledge and created the ultimate kitchen tool. It can grind herbs into a lovely paste for flavoring meats, it can grate ginger and garlic for your stir fry, and you can even use a flattened stone edge to hone your blades to razor sharpness. Simplicity is key in the kitchen, and what could be simpler than cooking with a rock?”
Homo Sapiens Caveman Kitchen Tool
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Looking for that extra bit of screen real estate to get you through the busy workday? Referring to notes while writing an e-mail, checking info in a spreadsheet while entering data into a web page, keeping an eye on your to-do list while browsing YouTube… it’s handy to have additional monitor space at the ready. Problem is an entire secondary monitor comes with its own needs like requiring a separate power cord or perhaps an additional video card. The Mimo Mini USB Monitor changes this equation completely by offering a low-maintenance relationship between you and an extra display. A single USB connection from your computer gets you an instant high-resolution secondary display. This awesome display is perfect for your IM client, widgets, PC gaming tools, your email, a spreadsheet, your PhotoShop tools, or even video! Not only do these displays enhance productivity, they look great! The single USB connection, combined with a weight of only 1.3 pounds, means the Mimo monitor is ultra portable and cost-effective, as no expensive extra video cards are required. iMo Monitor This is the base level iMo monitor. It does not have touchscreen capabilities. iMo Touch Monitor Same form factor as the original iMo model, however touchscreen capability is added. 710-S Slider Monitor The original utility of the Mimo gets even more portable with the innovative slider model. Almost half the thickness of the iMo monitor, the slider features a folding stand that also serves to protect the screen. 720-S Slider Touch Monitor Same form factor as the 710-S Slider, the 720-S offers full touchscreen capabilities. Important Note for Mac Users Using the 720-S Slider Touch and the iMo touch on Mac OS requires additional touchscreen drivers not included with the Mimo monitor. These drivers cost $30 additional and are available from the Mimo website located here: Mac OS X Touchscreen Driver for Mimo Monitors. The iMo and 710-S do not require extra drivers for the Mac. Windows users do not need any additional drivers for any monitor model.
Mimo Mini USB Monitor
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“It’s gotten so bad lately that you can look at a magazine cover and immediately say, “”airbrushed, lightened, clone-patched…”" It seems everybody in print is digitally manipulating their photographs that nobody looks human anymore. Skin is too perfectly smooth, teeth too white, eyes too big, thighs too small, and other parts… enhanced… Not that you would do that to your own family photos – oh, no. You would never do that! Truth is you could, but you wouldn’t. Your family doesn’t need enhancement! They’re perfect just the way they are! Well, maybe that one blemish could be smoothed out… Those pictures on your fridge are being held up by, what – a badly painted ceramic fridge-magnet with a dolphin that says “”Boca Raton”" on it? Your grandma give you that? Why not put your pictures where they belong! In Photoshop! Sorta! Stick your precious family moments on the chilly kitchen appliance with magnets shaped like your favorite photo-manipulator. Eleven magnets, all set to do your dirty work.”
Photoshop Magnet Kit
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One of ThinkGeek’s favorite newbies is a little fella named Jack. Jack likes to say ‘la la la’ quite frequently (at only 2 months of age). We, as geeks, fully understand that Jack (aka, newbie) is attempting to create a new programming language based on the repitition of natural language. Jack rocks. And we also know that many of you out there have little geekoids (newbies) that are also coming into their own discoveries about life, the Universe and the Restaurant at the end of that Universe. They already know about 42 – it’s your job to never let them forget about it. And please oh please don’t ever let your kids *not* read Tolkien, The Chronicles Of Narnia, or The Foundation Series – unless of course you intend to breed orcs. Oh, and teach them binary. Yeah. Little white creeper with a computer sketch and the phrase ‘newbie’ written on it. As cute as geek can be, which, according to most sources, is *extremely*.
Newbie
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There’s a lot of information in the world – information they don’t want you to know. But we want you to know. Because knowing is half the battle, and all that good stuff. So, crack open this little volume (lovingly entitled Forbidden Knowledge), and learn such things as: How to start a riot How to make moonshine How to beat a lie detector test How to create crop circles How to walk on hot coals How to perform an exorcism and 95 other forbidden things True, if everyone knows how to do such things, the world may not be a better place. But for you, this is just the sort of Forbidden Knowledge that can transform your life. Who couldn’t use a little more danger in their life? A little more edge? A little more fun? With Forbidden Knowledge, you will get it all. Featuring an edgy four-color design, this outrageous book will be talked about for years to come. If you use this book correctly, you might even end up as king or queen of the world!
Forbidden Knowledge
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“As the contestant and the celebrity (which in our version is totally William Shatner) take their specially designated seats in the winner’s circle, the jazzy music stops and a hush falls over the studio audience. The lights dim, the main illumination being provided by the glowing pyramid behind the two figures. Dick Clark announces that the contestant has chosen to receive. The celebrity fixes his gaze upon the board, as if willing the first tile to turn around. And, like magic, it does, and the clock begins to count up from 00. The celebrity furrows his brow for a moment before launching into a stream of words. “”Bankruptcy.”" “”Victory.”" He studies the contestant’s face for a moment. “”Strange fruits and plants when going through Customs.”" “”Uh… hmm. War.”" “”Variables.”" Tumbling out of the contestant’s mouth as quickly as possible come the words, “”Things you declare.”" And the next tile flips. Yeah, probably most of y’all are too young to remember this. Back in my day, we used to walk barefoot in the snow to watch game shows. We had 4 channels, and we had to get up to change between them. And we liked it! I’ll take “”What are whiny old-timers?”" for 100, Alex. “”Declare Variables, Not War.”" is printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.”
Declare Variables, Not War
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This is a shirt in celebration of GeekDad, where being a geek and being a parent come together in a gravity well so strong not even light can escape. GeekDad is all about parenting in the digital age: geek parents raising offspring in their own geeky image. And here at ThinkGeek we’re all in favor of more geeks. GeekDad logo on the front with a GeekDad tag cloud on the back of a 100% cotton, black t-shirt.
GeekDad
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Your friends at Skynet bring you the Rovio! Rovio is a robotic webcam with microphone and speaker for 2-way audio. This wi-fi connected bad little bot will stream video and audio to your favorite web-enabled browser anywhere in the world! Use your PC, your MAC, your iPhone, even your PS3 to control Rovio.In this way meatbags will have the illusion of control over the machine. Drive the bot around the house, take pictures of the family and e-mail them to friends. All this can be done from thousands of miles away. Every human family should own a Rovio. This way the machines will be able to see and hear everything you do. Rather meatbags will be able see and hear everything other meatbags do.
Rovio – WiFi Roaming Bot
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You may be familiar with the amazing pocket-sized Kaossilator Touchpad Synthesizer designed by Korg Japan. Now Korg brings it’s revolutionary touchpad style interface to the Mini-Kaoss Touchpad Effects Processor. The Mini-Kaoss acts as if you took several hundred different guitar effects pedals and crammed them into one device. Give it any audio input like your iPod or CD player and run your fingers across the touchpad as the Mini-Kaoss pad transforms your music with amazing effects. Tap the BPM key in time to your music and the Mini-Kaoss learns the beat of the song and syncs the effects appropriately. With 100 different amazing sounding effects ranging from pitch changers, to flangers to reverb and delays… soon you’ll be opening your own discotheque at your desk.
Mini-Kaoss Touchpad Effects Processor
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If you’re walking around Maker Faire you may see a woman skating around with a strange looking instrument. That’s maker extraordinaire Jeri Ellsworth with her  bass guitar made out of a Commodore 64. And did I mention she’s playing it while on roller skates? That’s talent!