Truth, Beauty, Love, and Elisa.

Sorry guys for the lack of posting -- from the Paris office

2009-07-05T18:03:00.001+10:00

Hi dears,
Apologies for the lack of posting, but I'm on vacation in Paris -- and will recommence when I get back in a few weeks.
love,
elisita.

What every woman and gay man wants

2009-06-13T00:02:00.003+10:00

Armani is a smart man. Beckham manages to look both hetero-sexual hot and gay-preppy at the same time. The sailor's rope just a nice added touch. *sigh* Just don't talk please though.

Would you pay $1m on this?

2009-06-12T23:58:00.003+10:00

Brad Pitt spend just under $1m for Neo Rauch's Etappe in Switzerland. Gosh -- I can give him some pretty coloured hoses as well :)

Kristen Stewart Winehouse?

2009-06-12T23:56:00.001+10:00

Just needs ballerina flats and a crackpipe. Nice [yes, its for a movie]

Jacko's kids are real...and beautiful

2009-06-12T23:52:00.002+10:00

I know... a few days old. Forgive me...law exams :)

Can we say...not his?

Hilarity

2009-06-02T22:13:00.001+10:00

thanks dlisted.com :)

Cocaine in Redbull....hmmm

2009-05-31T17:04:00.003+10:00

Austria's health ministry says traces of cocaine have been found in samples of Red Bull drinks. Sample tests showed around 0.4micrograms per litre.

How on earth did that happen? Was Lindsay Lohan visiting the factories at some point? Elisita is predicting sales to soar.

Lady Gaga is an attention whore

2009-05-28T23:03:00.001+10:00

Girlfriend gets narky...and odd. Can we say...drug-withdrawls?

Somethings just should never be photographed

2009-05-28T22:58:00.003+10:00

...a little part of my soul just died...

How embrarassment! FAIL

2009-05-21T22:09:00.005+10:00

I once did this with a pair of shoes actually. It was the one where you could customise the writing on it and instead of Holden Caulfield -- I put Holden Caufield. My brother thought I was the LAMEST person ever. This though..it's pretty goddamn embarassing.

Hayden is the latest celebrity on the "lets put deep and meaningful latin/italian writing on my body" -- a la Angelina and Lindsay Lohan -- but she spelt the damn thing wrong. She's written "vivere senza rimipianti" -- but the actual thing should say "rimpianti". Ughhh...embarassing.

I guess the plus side is that she can start putting the saying into practice ["living without regret"]

Always amazing what a good dose of photoshop can do

2009-05-21T22:04:00.003+10:00

No pizzaface, and no mashface. Just nice, allAmerican, clean and blonde. I know..where is Cameron Diaz in all this?

WTF did Kim Kardashian Lopez do to her face?

2009-05-16T11:28:00.002+10:00

Umm...the JLo mash-face look doesn't look good on JLo -- what makes KK think that it would be any different for her. ugh.

Ridiculous...but I love it

2009-05-16T11:26:00.001+10:00

I have to face it. I love her.

Ummm.does this disturb anyone?

2009-05-14T21:00:00.005+10:00

Ummm...LiLo's younger sister Ali is starting to look more and more like SamRo. errrm. eek.

Ali Lohan VS

SamRo

Oh boo f-kn hoo!

2009-05-13T22:04:00.003+10:00

Oh my, just as Gwyneth Paltrow finally shuts up and puts most of her effort in the delirously irrelevant Goop newletter, keeping out of interviews and keeping Elisita sane -- when out pops another "oh woe is me". This time in the form of std haven, Angelina wannabe Megan Fox.

In a recent interview qith Esquire, she goes on about how she's bisexual. Yeah whatevs -- go back to 1990 and see if someone cares. Then the 22year old [ha!] says:

“But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”

The she goes on a BFH rant about being too beautiful...excuse me while I get my bucket...

“It p*sses me when people f**king complain that I’m too beautiful to get this part,” she said. “That’s bulls**t. You wouldn’t be working if you weren’t attractive... if I weren’t attractive I wouldn’t be working at all.”

Ummm...can one say..delusional? Fox should set up her own rival Goop zine called Herpes and just go TF away.

This is what happens when you trust Lindsay Lohan

2009-05-13T21:54:00.002+10:00

...when bad tans happen to good? people. ugh...Rachel Hunter should have just stayed...in the bath scrubbing herself with a sander for a few more hours.

What happened to Miss Independent

2009-05-13T21:25:00.003+10:00

woah....everyone is going on about Jessica Simpson -- but ahhh. WTF is going on here? KClarkson needs to take drastic measures and go on the infamous white powder diet for a few months...in Elisita's humble opinion.

Girlfriend needs to remember these times:

The Royal Polo set

2009-05-11T22:28:00.003+10:00

just 'cos. Elisita secretly wants to join. There...I said it :)
I'll take the brother with the full head of hair though please...

Speaking of awkward

2009-05-11T22:22:00.004+10:00

how awkward are these 'couples' at the White House Corresspondent's Party.

You've got Bon Jovi and ummmm.

Cokey and Coke-ier

and Cruise with his blow up giant doll.

Now all we need is Obama to turn scientologist and we'll really have hit the jackp0t :)

Hilarious! Awkward family photos

2009-05-11T21:38:00.002+10:00

this made me laugh! had to share! Classic!

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

Am I the only one with a filthy mind?

2009-05-11T21:28:00.001+10:00

When I saw Richie's baby father I was like woah!...and then like...oh...right
Please don't tell me I'm the only one. :) mwahahahaha

Ummm..WTF

2009-05-07T23:20:00.003+10:00

WTF is going on here? being DEAD serious? weird alien brides, cute kids, strange unzipping of dresses? umm..I'm really kind of confused...and need to go sit in a dark corner for a while and rock myself back to normality. It makes Mulholland Drive seem like a Spot the Dog story.

FYI, it's nicole kidman's new schweppes commercial.

Jessica tries to channel Jackie O, Marilyn, and Grace Kelly

2009-05-06T23:22:00.002+10:00

but ahh....FAIL. It's not as bad as most of her shoots...but still a fail.

Met Costume Gala

2009-05-06T23:09:00.005+10:00

Brought to you by the perfection that is the Kate Moss goddess.

One of the Olsen gnomes doing her best to channel Donna Karan/90s gucci

The absolute perfection that is Gisele

The "when did she become a man exactly?" brooke shields

Hurley who once had it...and has now lost it...and seems desperate to get it back

Err...unsupported Kirsten Dunst

and various other fodder