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		<title>Anggur Cegah Penuaan Dini</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:11:17 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Kesehatan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ahli Kesehatan Gizi Masyarakat Institut Pertanian Bogor Prof Dr.Ali Khomsan (kanan), bersama Senior Brand Manager PT Bintang Toedjoe (BT) Fanny Kurniati (tengah), dan General Manager Marketing BT Loni memperhatikan buah Anggur pada diskusi &#8220;Anggur Sebagai Sumber Energi dan Stamina yang Menyehatkan&#8221; dan peluncuran Extra Joss sari buah Anggur di Jakarta, Rabu (1/7).
Buah anggur ataupun sari [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.elitha-eri.net/download/2009/07/anggur.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-5163" title="anggur" src="http://www.elitha-eri.net/download/2009/07/anggur-300x300.jpg" alt="anggur" width="300" height="300" /></a>Ahli Kesehatan Gizi Masyarakat Institut Pertanian Bogor Prof Dr.Ali Khomsan (kanan), bersama Senior Brand Manager PT Bintang Toedjoe (BT) Fanny Kurniati (tengah), dan General Manager Marketing BT Loni memperhatikan buah Anggur pada diskusi &#8220;Anggur Sebagai Sumber Energi dan Stamina yang Menyehatkan&#8221; dan peluncuran Extra Joss sari buah Anggur di Jakarta, Rabu (1/7).</p>
<p>Buah anggur ataupun sari buah anggur asli dapat menjadi sumber energi dan pencegah penuaan dini. Salah satu alternatif untuk memperoleh manfaat itu adalah mengonsumsi minuman berenergi yang terbuat dari buah anggur, namun harus sesuai dengan kebutuhan. Ahli gizi masyarakat dari Institut Pertanian Bogor (IPB) Prof Ali Khomsan mengatakan hal itu, saat membahas manfaat buah anggur dalam peluncuran minuman berenergi E Juss. Hadir dalam peluncuran Senior Brand Manager PT Bintang Toedjoe Fanny Kurniati di Jakarta, Rabu (1/7).<span id="more-5162"></span></p>
<p>Menurut Fanny, anggur merupakan sumber energi, karena mengandung karbohidrat yang cukup tinggi dan kaya vitamin. Karbohidrat yang terdapat dalam anggur adalah karbohidrat sederhana (fruktosa), sehingga bersifat menyegarkan. Selain itu, kata Ali, anggur juga mengandung vitamin A, B, C, antioksidan, dan berkhasiat mencegah penuaan dini.</p>
<p>&#8220;Meskipun bentuknya kecil, anggur memiliki banyak manfaat salah satunya kandungan kalium yang berfungsi mengontrol tekanan darah,&#8221; katanya. Sedangkan biji anggur mengandung pycnogenol, semacam penguat kolagen untuk kelenturan pembuluh darah, yang sekaligus bermanfaat mencegah penuaan. Di sisi lain, kulit buah anggur kaya zat flavonoid yang berfungsi sebagai antioksidan yang lebih baik dibanding vitamin C.</p>
<p>&#8220;Vitamin C sendiri dapat menyehatkan gusi pada mulut atau antisariawan, dan menjaga imunitas tubuh,&#8221; tambahnya. Ali menyebut, konsumsi makanan dan minuman yang mengandung vitamin, mineral, dan protein yang dibutuhkan tubuh, karbohidrat yang cukup, serta istirahat merupakan cara terbaik mengatasi kelelahan karena kerja keras. Jika cara alami tersebut tidak bisa dilakukan dengan teratur, sementara stamina tubuh harus dikembalikan agar tubuh tetap aktif, konsumsi minuman berenergi yang mengandung vitamin dan mineral dapat dilakukan, asalkan sesuai kebutuhan. (Suara Pembaruan)</p>
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		<title>3 things Microsoft can never explain</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 07:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>enj</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Computer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[MAGIC #1
An Indian found that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the Computer
which can be named as &#8220;CON&#8221;. This is something funny and inexplicable. At
Microsoft the whole Team, couldn&#8217;t answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A &#8220;CON&#8221; FOLDER
MAGIC #2
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1&#8230;) Open an empty [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a href="http://www.elitha-eri.net/download/2009/07/microsoft.jpeg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-5159" title="microsoft" src="http://www.elitha-eri.net/download/2009/07/microsoft.jpeg" alt="microsoft" width="127" height="102" /></a>MAGIC #1</strong><br />
An Indian found that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the Computer<br />
which can be named as &#8220;CON&#8221;. This is something funny and inexplicable. At<br />
Microsoft the whole Team, couldn&#8217;t answer why this happened!<br />
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A &#8220;CON&#8221; FOLDER</p>
<p><strong>MAGIC #2</strong><br />
For those of you using Windows, do the following:<br />
1&#8230;) Open an empty notepad file<br />
2.) Type &#8220;Bush hid the facts&#8221; (without the quotes)<br />
3.) Save it as whatever you want.<br />
4.) Close it, and re-open it.<br />
Noticed the weird bug? No one can explain!<span id="more-5158"></span></p>
<p><strong>MAGIC #3</strong><br />
Again this is something funny and can&#8217;t be explained. At Microsoft the<br />
whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn&#8217;t answer why this happened!<br />
It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself.<br />
Open Microsoft Word and type<br />
=rand (200, 99)<br />
And then press ENTER<br />
And see the magic.</p>
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		<title>FreeDOS</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FreeDOS is a DOS-compatible operating system and package of separate programs made up of open source software, licensed under the GNU General Public License (GPL). FreeDOS is designed for use on IBM PC compatible computers and supports supports older and the newer IBM hardware. The FreeDOS project was started in 1994 after Microsoft stopped support [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.elitha-eri.net/download/2009/07/freedos.jpeg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-5155" title="freedos" src="http://www.elitha-eri.net/download/2009/07/freedos.jpeg" alt="freedos" width="137" height="86" /></a>FreeDOS is a DOS-compatible operating system and package of separate programs made up of open source software, licensed under the GNU General Public License (GPL). FreeDOS is designed for use on IBM PC compatible computers and supports supports older and the newer IBM hardware. The FreeDOS project was started in 1994 after Microsoft stopped support of MS-DOS. The latest version of FreeDOS (version 1.0) was released in 2006.</p>
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		<title>Why men wear ear rings?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 06:58:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>enj</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer.
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in &#8220;fashion sense.&#8221;
The man walks up to him [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.elitha-eri.net/download/2009/07/beckham.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-5152" title="beckham" src="http://www.elitha-eri.net/download/2009/07/beckham-218x300.jpg" alt="beckham" width="218" height="300" /></a>I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer.<br />
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.<br />
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in &#8220;fashion sense.&#8221;<br />
The man walks up to him and says, &#8220;I didn&#8217;t know you were into earrings.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Don&#8217;t make such a big deal, it&#8217;s only an earring, &#8220;he replies sheepishly.<br />
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, &#8220;So, how long have you been wearing one?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Ever since my wife found it in my car.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>2009 MotoGP United States – Laguna Seca</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 06:21:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>enj</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Circuit Length: 3610
Temp: 22
Weather: Dry
Lap Record: 1&#8242;23.915 (Colin Edwards, 01/01/2005)
Fastest Lap Ever: 1&#8242;20.700 (Casey Stoner, 20/07/2008)
Last Years Winner: Valentino Rossi
2009 MotoGP United States &#8211; Laguna Seca 06/07/2009
Race 1 &#8211; 32 Laps
Pos. 	Rider 	Manu. 	Nat. 	Total Time
1 	Daniel Pedrosa 	Honda 	ESP 	44&#8242;01.580
2 	Valentino Rossi 	Yamaha 	ITA 	0&#8242;00.344
3 	Jorge Lorenzo 	Yamaha 	ESP 	0&#8242;01.926
4 	Casey Stoner 	Ducati 	AUS [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.elitha-eri.net/download/2009/07/Rossi-vs-Lorenzo.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-5149" title="Rossi vs Lorenzo" src="http://www.elitha-eri.net/download/2009/07/Rossi-vs-Lorenzo.jpg" alt="Rossi vs Lorenzo" width="177" height="115" /></a>Circuit Length: 3610<br />
Temp: 22<br />
Weather: Dry<br />
Lap Record: 1&#8242;23.915 (Colin Edwards, 01/01/2005)<br />
Fastest Lap Ever: 1&#8242;20.700 (Casey Stoner, 20/07/2008)<br />
Last Years Winner: Valentino Rossi<br />
<strong>2009 MotoGP United States &#8211; Laguna Seca 06/07/2009</strong><br />
Race 1 &#8211; 32 Laps<br />
<strong>Pos. 	Rider 	Manu. 	Nat. 	Total Time</strong><br />
1 	Daniel Pedrosa 	Honda 	ESP 	44&#8242;01.580<br />
2 	Valentino Rossi 	Yamaha 	ITA 	0&#8242;00.344<br />
3 	Jorge Lorenzo 	Yamaha 	ESP 	0&#8242;01.926<br />
4 	Casey Stoner 	Ducati 	AUS 	0&#8242;12.432<br />
5 	Nicky Hayden 	Ducati 	USA 	0&#8242;21.663<br />
6 	Toni Elias 	Honda 	ESP 	0&#8242;22.041<br />
7 	Colin Edwards 	Yamaha 	USA 	0&#8242;30.201<br />
8 	Chris Vermeulen 	Suzuki 	AUS 	0&#8242;32.857<br />
9 	Randy De Puniet 	Honda 	FRA 	0&#8242;40.325<br />
10 	Marco Melandri 	Kawasaki 	ITA 	0&#8242;48.028<br />
11 	Alex De Angelis 	Honda 	SMR 	0&#8242;48.810<br />
12 	Niccolo Canepa 	Ducati 	ITA 	1&#8242;18.531<span id="more-5148"></span></p>
<p>Rider Standings 	05/07/2009<br />
<strong>Pos. 	Rider 	Manu. 	Nat. 	Points</strong><br />
1.	Valentino Rossi	Yamaha	ITA	151<br />
2.	Jorge Lorenzo	Yamaha	ESP	142<br />
3.	Casey Stoner	Ducati	AUS	135<br />
4.	Daniel Pedrosa	Honda	ESP	92<br />
5.	Colin Edwards	Yamaha	USA	76<br />
6.	Andrea Dovizioso	Honda	ITA	69<br />
7.	Chris Vermeulen	Suzuki	AUS	61<br />
8.	Marco Melandri	Kawasaki	ITA	61<br />
9.	Randy De Puniet	Honda	FRA	58<br />
10.	Loris Capirossi	Suzuki	ITA	56<br />
11.	James Toseland	Yamaha	GBR	39<br />
12.	Nicky Hayden	Ducati	USA	38<br />
13.	Toni Elias	Honda	ESP	37<br />
14.	Alex De Angelis	Honda	SMR	36<br />
15.	Mika Kallio	Ducati	FIN	26</p>
<p>Manufacturer Standings 	05/07/2009<br />
<strong>Pos. 	Manufacturer 	Points</strong><br />
1.	Yamaha	185<br />
2.	Ducati	135<br />
3.	Honda	123<br />
4.	Suzuki	79<br />
5.	Kawasaki	61</p>
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		<title>Robot</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 12:05:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>enj</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor Umum]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Budi adalah seorang profesor penemu ulung, dia berhasil menciptakan robot yang bisa mendeteksi kebohongan, dia membuat robot itu sedemikian rupa sehingga ketika mendengarkan kebohongan, sang robot akan langsung menampar si pembohong itu&#8230;
Budi dengan bangga membawa robot itu ke ruang keluarga dan menunggu anaknya pulang&#8230; tapi anaknya tak kunjung pulang&#8230;
ditunggu-tunggu baru sore hari sang anak pulang&#8230;
&#8220;Kamu [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.elitha-eri.net/download/2009/07/robot.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-5146" title="robot" src="http://www.elitha-eri.net/download/2009/07/robot.jpg" alt="robot" width="77" height="135" /></a>Budi adalah seorang profesor penemu ulung, dia berhasil menciptakan robot yang bisa mendeteksi kebohongan, dia membuat robot itu sedemikian rupa sehingga ketika mendengarkan kebohongan, sang robot akan langsung menampar si pembohong itu&#8230;</p>
<p>Budi dengan bangga membawa robot itu ke ruang keluarga dan menunggu anaknya pulang&#8230; tapi anaknya tak kunjung pulang&#8230;</p>
<p>ditunggu-tunggu baru sore hari sang anak pulang&#8230;<br />
&#8220;Kamu dari mana ? kok pulangnya telat&#8221; tanya si Budi<br />
&#8220;Ada pelajaran tambahan pa&#8221; jawab sang anak<span id="more-5145"></span></p>
<p>*PLAK* Sang robot menampar si anak&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;Nak, ini adalah robot ciptaan ayah, dia akan menampar siapapun yang berbohong..! sekarang katakan dengan jujur, kenapa pulangnya telat ??!&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Maaf ayah.. aku habis menonton film di rumah teman&#8230;&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Film apa?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Film Sinetron pa&#8221;</p>
<p>*PLAK*</p>
<p>&#8220;Ayo katakan dengan jujur film apa ??&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Maaf Ayah&#8230; saya menonton film porno&#8221;</p>
<p>mendengar itu marahlah si Budi..&#8221;Kamu itu yach &#8230; kecil-kecil udah nakal, mau jadi apa kamu nanti besar? kurang ajar kamu yach &#8230; bikin malu saja &#8230;perbuatan yang<br />
benar-benar memalukan..!!! papa waktu seumuran kamu gak pernah melakukan<br />
hal senakal kamu&#8230;!&#8221;</p>
<p>*PLAK* Budi ditampar sang robot</p>
<p>Suasana hening untuk beberapa saat&#8230;</p>
<p>Istri Budi kemudian masuk datang dan langsung berkata&#8230; &#8220;huh, sama aja kelakuannya, apel gak akan jatuh jauh dari pohonnya kan ? ya gimanapun juga dia anakmu, jadi &#8230;. &#8221;</p>
<p>*PLAK*<br />
Sang robot menampar istri Budi sebelum sang istri sempat menyelesaikan kata2nya,<br />
dan semua terdiam.</p>
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		<title>Jet Lee &amp; Spielberg</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 12:02:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>enj</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal:
&#8220;Hey! That&#8217;s Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he&#8217;ll come over to
say &#8220;hi&#8221;.
Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose.
Jet Li: &#8220;Hey!! What&#8217;s that for?!&#8221;
Spielberg : &#8220;You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.elitha-eri.net/download/2009/07/jet-lee.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-5142" title="jet lee" src="http://www.elitha-eri.net/download/2009/07/jet-lee.jpg" alt="jet lee" width="118" height="124" /></a>Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal:<br />
&#8220;Hey! That&#8217;s Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he&#8217;ll come over to<br />
say &#8220;hi&#8221;.</p>
<p>Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose.<br />
Jet Li: &#8220;Hey!! What&#8217;s that for?!&#8221;</p>
<p>Spielberg : &#8220;You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed Pearl<br />
Harbour!&#8221; <span id="more-5141"></span></p>
<p>Jet Li : &#8220;I&#8217;m not Japanese! I&#8217;m Chinese!&#8221;</p>
<p>Spielberg : &#8220;Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you&#8217;re all the same!&#8221;</p>
<p>Spielberg walks back to the other side. Then Jet Li calmly walks over to<br />
Spielberg and gives him a really heavy punch on the face.</p>
<p>Spielberg : &#8220;Hey! Wha&#8217; that&#8217;s for&#8230;.. !?!&#8221;</p>
<p>Jet Li : &#8220;YOU BLOODY *******! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!&#8221;</p>
<p>Spielberg : &#8220;No, I didn&#8217;t, an iceberg sank the Titanic!&#8221;</p>
<p>Jet Li : &#8220;Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you&#8217;re all the same!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Covert environment</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In biometrics terminology, covert or covert environment refers to a biometric sample collection location where individuals in the location are not aware that the sample is being taken. One common covert environment is airport checkpoint security where cameras capture images of travelers that are compared to images on a security watch-list. The image capture and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.elitha-eri.net/download/2009/07/biometric.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-5139" title="biometric" src="http://www.elitha-eri.net/download/2009/07/biometric.jpg" alt="biometric" width="118" height="110" /></a>In biometrics terminology, covert or covert environment refers to a biometric sample collection location where individuals in the location are not aware that the sample is being taken. One common covert environment is airport checkpoint security where cameras capture images of travelers that are compared to images on a security watch-list. The image capture and comparison is performed without the traveler&#8217;s knowledge.</p>
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		<title>2009 MotoGP – Laguna Seca Preview</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Laguna Seca: Record Lap
C. Stoner (Ducati) 2008, 1&#8242;21.488
Laguna Seca: Best Lap
C. Stoner (Ducati) 2008, 1&#8242;20.700
Grand Prix Results: Laguna Seca 2008
1. V. Rossi (Yamaha) 44&#8242;04.311
2. C.Stoner (Ducati) +13.001
3. C.Vermeulen (Suzuki) +26.609
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C. Stoner (Ducati) 2008, 1&#8242;21.488</p>
<p><strong>Laguna Seca: Best Lap</strong><br />
C. Stoner (Ducati) 2008, 1&#8242;20.700</p>
<p><strong>Grand Prix Results: Laguna Seca 2008</strong><br />
1. V. Rossi (Yamaha) 44&#8242;04.311<br />
2. C.Stoner (Ducati) +13.001<br />
3. C.Vermeulen (Suzuki) +26.609</p>
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		<title>2009 WSB Europe – Donington Park</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Circuit Length: 4023
Fastest Lap Ever: 1&#8242;29.846 (Ben Spies, 28/06/2009)
Last Years Winner: Ryuichi Kiyonari
2009 WSB Europe &#8211; Donington Park 28/06/2009
Race 1
Pos. 	Rider 	Manu. 	Nat. 	Total Time
1 	Ben Spies 	Yamaha 	USA 	34&#8242;57.230
2 	Max Biaggi 	Aprilia 	ITA 	0&#8242;07.156
3 	Noriyuki Haga 	Ducati 	JPN 	0&#8242;10.968
4 	Leon Haslam 	Honda 	GBR 	0&#8242;18.843
5 	Shane Byrne 	Ducati 	GBR 	0&#8242;19.125
6 	Shinya Nakano 	Aprilia 	JPN 	0&#8242;21.286
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.elitha-eri.net/download/2009/06/Spies-at-Donington-Park.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-5127" title="Spies at Donington Park" src="http://www.elitha-eri.net/download/2009/06/Spies-at-Donington-Park.jpg" alt="Spies at Donington Park" width="107" height="157" /></a>Circuit Length: 4023<br />
Fastest Lap Ever: 1&#8242;29.846 (Ben Spies, 28/06/2009)<br />
Last Years Winner: Ryuichi Kiyonari<br />
<strong>2009 WSB Europe &#8211; Donington Park 28/06/2009</strong><br />
<strong>Race 1<br />
Pos. 	Rider 	Manu. 	Nat. 	Total Time</strong><br />
1 	Ben Spies 	Yamaha 	USA 	34&#8242;57.230<br />
2 	Max Biaggi 	Aprilia 	ITA 	0&#8242;07.156<br />
3 	Noriyuki Haga 	Ducati 	JPN 	0&#8242;10.968<br />
4 	Leon Haslam 	Honda 	GBR 	0&#8242;18.843<br />
5 	Shane Byrne 	Ducati 	GBR 	0&#8242;19.125<br />
6 	Shinya Nakano 	Aprilia 	JPN 	0&#8242;21.286<br />
7 	Jonathan Rea 	Honda 	GBR 	0&#8242;23.644<span id="more-5126"></span><br />
8 	John Hopkins 	Honda 	USA 	0&#8242;32.849<br />
9 	Jakub Smrz 	Ducati 	CZE 	0&#8242;32.904<br />
10 	Ryuichi Kiyonari 	Honda 	JPN 	0&#8242;33.192<br />
11 	Carlos Checa 	Honda 	ESP 	0&#8242;34.535<br />
12 	Michel Fabrizio 	Ducati 	ITA 	0&#8242;35.093<br />
13 	Leon Camier 	Yamaha 	GBR 	0&#8242;35.441<br />
14 	Lorenzo Lanzi 	Ducati 	ITA 	0&#8242;39.034<br />
15 	Ruben Xaus 	BMW 	ESP 	0&#8242;41.067<br />
24 	David Checa 	Yamaha 	ESP 	1&#8242;12.255</p>
<p><strong>Race 2<br />
Pos. 	Rider 	Manu. 	Nat. 	Total Time</strong><br />
1 	Ben Spies 	Yamaha 	USA 	35&#8242;14.788<br />
2 	Leon Haslam 	Honda 	GBR 	0&#8242;06.622<br />
3 	Michel Fabrizio 	Ducati 	ITA 	0&#8242;06.816<br />
4 	Shane Byrne 	Ducati 	GBR 	0&#8242;07.349<br />
5 	Tom Sykes 	Yamaha 	GBR 	0&#8242;08.145<br />
6 	Leon Camier 	Yamaha 	GBR 	0&#8242;13.463<br />
7 	Ryuichi Kiyonari 	Honda 	JPN 	0&#8242;15.751<br />
8 	James Ellison 	Yamaha 	GBR 	0&#8242;16.837<br />
9 	Ruben Xaus 	BMW 	ESP 	0&#8242;22.891<br />
10 	Simon Andrews 	Kawasaki 	GBR 	0&#8242;30.347<br />
11 	Lorenzo Lanzi 	Ducati 	ITA 	0&#8242;30.622<br />
12 	Matthieu Lagrive 	Honda 	FRA 	0&#8242;31.562<br />
13 	Yukio Kagayama 	Suzuki 	JPN 	0&#8242;32.148<br />
14 	Broc Parkes 	Kawasaki 	AUS 	0&#8242;32.607<br />
15 	Jonathan Rea 	Honda 	GBR 	0&#8242;32.806</p>
<p><strong>Best Lap</strong><br />
Rider 	Manu. 	Nat. 	Total Time<br />
Ben Spies 	Yamaha 	USA 	1&#8242;30.575</p>
<p><strong>Rider Standings 	28/06/2009<br />
Pos. 	Rider 	Manu. 	Nat. 	Points</strong><br />
1.	Noriyuki Haga	Ducati	JPN	308<br />
2.	Ben Spies	Yamaha	USA	294<br />
3.	Michel Fabrizio	Ducati	ITA	257<br />
4.	Jonathan Rea	Honda	GBR	177<br />
5.	Leon Haslam	Honda	GBR	167<br />
6.	Max Biaggi	Aprilia	ITA	155<br />
7.	Tom Sykes	Yamaha	GBR	141<br />
8.	Jakub Smrz	Ducati	CZE	115<br />
9.	Carlos Checa	Honda	ESP	114<br />
10.	Shane Byrne	Ducati	GBR	113<br />
11.	Ryuichi Kiyonari	Honda	JPN	113<br />
12.	Yukio Kagayama	Suzuki	JPN	94<br />
13.	Shinya Nakano	Aprilia	JPN	81<br />
14.	Regis Laconi	Ducati	FRA	77<br />
15.	Max Neukirchner	Suzuki	GER	75<br />
20.	Leon Camier	Yamaha	GBR	13<br />
26.	James Ellison	Yamaha	GBR	8</p>
<p><strong>Manufacturer Standings 	28/06/2009<br />
Pos. 	Manufacturer 	Points</strong><br />
1.	Ducati	383<br />
2.	Yamaha	337<br />
3.	Honda	273<br />
4.	Aprilia	162<br />
5.	Suzuki	131<br />
6.	BMW	70<br />
7.	Kawasaki	47</p>
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