Comments for Eliza Skinner

Comment on How to Date Online by Eliza

Eliza — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 22:07:58 +0000

I do tour some — http://elizaskinner.com/events/
Hopefully I’ll be traveling more this year. Where do you want me?

Comment on How to Date Online by Lee

Lee — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 00:39:36 +0000

Always good to see new stuff here and on NastyCute — speaking of NastyCute, I would love to hear the story behind the two kittens pictured in this post!

On a side note, do you ever go out on tour? I’d love to make it out to one of your shows, but LA is a bit out of my way. Failing that, any plans to release CD’s or DVD’s?

Comment on It’s a wiki wiki world. by Aerot

Aerot — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 07:32:49 +0000

hi!!!

Comment on WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, KINKOS???? by Kinks are a pain in the ass

Kinks are a pain in the ass — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 20:01:30 +0000

Thanks for the instructions Greg and thanks for the post Eliza.

Fuck kinkos and all the businesses that force their shit and ruin our computers and get us fucking mad.

Comment on Tattooz by Mark

Mark — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 04:51:53 +0000

Hey Miss Skinner… how is work coming along..? Since I stay broke, are you going to do any You Tube videos..? Hope things are going well for you and that your talent has you booked and working hard..!

Comment on If I Die Before I Wake by Slim

Slim — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 20:10:16 +0000

Eliza,

You are hilarious! I saw that fantastic Tyler Perry sketch recently, which led me to this blog, and to your other sketches and jokes, and, well, there you go!

Yeah, keep it comin’, girl! It’s an economic depression, and we need hilarious stuff like yours to keep us goin, yo.

Comment on If I Die Before I Wake by MadVirgo

MadVirgo — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 20:11:12 +0000

Thanks for sharing that..Eliza…o_O
But I think crocodiles/alligators are a better example of things that just want to eat you and give complete attention to you as they bite, ‘death roll’, and then take you back to their ‘gator refrigerator’ for snacking later(heh..that all rhymed). Personally, I’d rather have my blood drained dry by vampire ‘Desperate Housewives’. But I’m a guy. So that’s to be expected…

Comment on If I Die Before I Wake by Dean

Dean — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 12:15:23 +0000

I live in Australia, one of the THE shark capitals of the world. There is no way I would ever swim in the ocean. We had a guy recently who was “taken” by a shark. That’s right, “taken”. The authorities try to make it sound a bit nicer, but I’m sure he wasn’t wined and dined. All they found were his swimming trunks on the ocean floor. To get “taken” by a shark is bad enough, but to be “taken” naked, you can’t get worse than that.

Comment on Things to maybe not say on dates anymore by Steve H

Steve H — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 04:54:21 +0000

If I’d not read it, then spoiling the end of Ender’s Game would be a crime in itself. But if I hadn’t read it, do I really qualify as a person worthy of human attention?

Comment on If I Die Before I Wake by Austin

Austin — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 10:59:46 +0000

I’ve wondered about the black hole thing since watching Disney’s “The Black Hole.” If I were going to go in one, though, I’d like to take one of them little floating robots with me.