EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI

“Well, I thought about the army.
_Dad said “Son, you’re fucking
_high.” And I thought yeah,
_there’s a first for everything, 
_so, I took my old man’s ad-
_vice. Three sad semesters, it
_was only fifteen-grand. Spent
_in bed I thought about the 
_army, I dropped out and joined
_a band instead. Grew a must-
_ache and a mullet, got a job at
_Chic-Fil-A, Citing artistic diff-
_erences, the band broke up in
_May and in June re-formed
_without me and they got a 
_different name. I nuked 
_another Grandma’s Apple Pie
_and hung my head in shame...“

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ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– Analog Head-Trip
– An EMR Mixed Bag Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

“All revolutionaries are revolt-
_ing. And everlasting has
_turned to never ending. All
_the freestone peaches have
_been punctured by a hundred-
_thousand dirty thumbnails.
_Please, please, please, please,
_please, Mrs. Zealot, I only
_wanted to see what was under
_your dress. And now I comm-
_end you, Mrs. Zealot, for
_teaching us the meaning of
_success. And the tactics that
_you are using tell me that
_you’re bruising for a break-
_down. Do your nightmares
_ever focus on the kids doing
_the bench-press down in 
_Boy’s Town? Man, it’s gonna
_be great to get back to the 
_grotto...“

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– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– The EMR Choco Chippo Quizo
– So much more, your head will spin!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY

“So, you’ve been to school for
_a year or two and you know
_you’ve seen it all. In Daddy’s
_car thinking you’ll go far.
_Back east your type don’t
_crawl. Play ethnicky Jazz to
_parade your snazz on your
_five-grand stereo. Braggin’
_that you know how the niggas
_feel cold and the slums got so
_much soul. It’s time to taste
_what you most fear. Right
_Guard will not help you here.
_Brace yourself, my dear.
_It’s a holiday in Cambodia...“

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– The EMR Vast Assortment Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY

“Time in constant motion like
_the shifting desert sands,
_slipping through my hands.
_Chasing down the minutes
_that turn into days. Seconds
_get shorter as years fall
_away. Chasing down my
_dreams under borrowed 
_light. A mirage in the
_distance escaping my sight.
_Driven to live or driven 
_apart? What’s inside us 
_when we depart? Driven
_to live outside of regret.
_Time is finite, the clocks
_have been set...“

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– So much more, your head will spin!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM LAW-MAN: JEFFREY
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY

“Feed my brain with your so-
_called standards. Who says
_that I ain’t right? Break away
_from your common fashion.
_See through your blurry 
_sight. Out for my own. Out to
_be free. One with my mind,
_they just can’t see. No need 
_to hear things that they say.
_Life is for my own. To live my
_own way. See them try to 
_bring that hammer down. No
_damn chains can hold me to
_the ground...“

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– Not Your Average Night Out
– And much more

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ETCETERA
– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– EMR’s Famous Rhyme Thyme
– So much more, your head will spin!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM LAW-MAN: JEFFREY

“Who’s to say what’s impossible?
_Well, they forgot this world
_keeps spinning and with each
_new day I can feel a change in
_everything. And as the surface
_breaks, reflections fade. But,
_in some ways they remain the
_same. And as my mind begins
_to spread its wings, there’s no
_stopping curiosity. I wanna 
_turn the whole thing upside
_down. I’ll find the things they
_say just can’t be found. I’ll
_share this love I find with
_everyone. We’ll sing and dance
_to mother nature’s songs. I 
_don’t want this feeling to go
_away...“

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– The Initials Game (initialsgame.com)
– So much more, your head will spin!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
SPECIAL GUEST: FIONA HAYES
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

“There is no political solution
_to our troubled evolution.
_Have no faith in constitution,
_there is no bloody revolution.
_We are spirits in the material
_world. Are spirits in the mat-
_erial world. Are spirits in the
_material world. Are spirits in
_the material world.  Our so-
_called leaders speak, with
_words they try to jail you.
_They subjugate the meek, but
_it’s the rhetoric of failure. We
_are spirits in the material
_world...“

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– Corporate Shenanigans
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– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– We interview Fiona Hayes
– Fiona Hayes plays us some of her awesome songs!
– EMR Presents The Female Rockers Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFREY
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

“I hear the train a-comin’, it’s
_rolling ’round the bend, and
_I ain’t seen the sunshine
_since I don’t know when. I’m
_stuck in Folsom Prison and
_time keeps dragging on. But
_that train keeps a-rollin’ on
_down to San Antone. When 
_I was just a baby, my mama
_told me son, “Always be a
_good boy, don’t ever play
_with guns. But, I shot a man
_in Reno, just to watch him
_die...“

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– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54
– Techin’ It Up The Ass
– EMR Presents The Film Composer’s Quiz
– Analog Head-Trip
– So much more, your head will spin!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM MAD-MAN: JERRY
YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFREY

“Most people live on a lonely
_island, lost in the middle of
_a foggy sea. Most people
_long for another island, one
_where they know they will 
_like to be. Bali Ha’i may call
_you, any night, any day. In
_your heart, you will hear it
_call you, “Come away. Come
_away.” Bali Ha’i will whisper
_in the wind of the sea, “Here
_I am, your special island.
_Come to me. Come to me...“

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– A cadre of Odd Tidbits
– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– An EMR RapidFire Quiz
– Analog Head-Trip
– So much more, your head will spin!

EMR or eMpTy Minds Radio is your assault on stupidity. Always interesting, informative and funny. Never too political. We are here to make things right. To set the record straight. Welcome to the show, new listener and regulars. Thanks for listening. Enjoy!

YOUR HOSTS: TOMMY & PAULIE
YOUR EM NEWS CHICA: TABI
YOUR UNCOMMONTATOR: JEFFREY
VIA THE X54: THE COLONEL

“I am the warrior, I serve
_the death machine. Losers
_or conquerors all flash past
_on my silver screen. Death 
_is no easy answer, for those
_who wish to know. Ask
_those who have been before
_you what the future holds.
_It ain’t pretty. I am a mess-
_enger, the message here
_you must know. I am the
_warrior. I deliver the
_fatal blow...“

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– We talk with The Colonel via The X54 (not tonight, kids)
– Cigarettes, The Quiz
– So much more, your head will spin!