La satira del caos

New year, new dice simulator

Hi!

As promised, here I have the new version of the dice simulator, that comes with all the suggestions you have made, including:

Dice organized in sets
Dice and sets can be rearranged with the mouse
Even more options to roll the dice
History per die and set
Sort the history depending of many options
Options to show only what you need of each die and group (and each one can have different options visible)
Safe mode, to save history logs and avoid cheats

Of course, if you want to, you can still use the old version of the dice simulator.

Enjoy!

Custom races

Hi!

¿Need a race for your story and it isn't on the official manual?, don't worry, the instructions to create a custom race are now available.

¿That's it?, well, it is for now.

¿Why? I have received so many suggestions for new features for the dice simulator that right now I'm working heavily on it, so be prepared because a new dice simulator comes completely improved.

See you later,

The villains

Hi!

Need help to create evil guys in your story? fear not, I have started a series of sections in which there will be a lot of villain types that might be useful as inspiration.

Enjoy!

The druid and the storm

Hi!

This time I have added two new sections to the manual: a new tree for the druid: thunder and its elite version.

The druid still lacks two trees: natural and animal, they are on creation progress.

Stay tuned,

The blunderbuss and the dragon

Hi!

As some of you have requested I checked the projectile weapons (crossbows, bows and firearms) and did a deeper investigation, making sure that they resemble their real counterparts.

Plus, as always, two new sections, this time, two firearms: the blunderbuss and its pistol version: the dragon.

Enjoy!

Thanks

Hi!

Thanks a lot to everyone! we had a great time at the SOFA, we hope to be at a lot more events from now on.

Regards

Role playing sessions at the SOFA

Hi,

We are sorry for the inconveniences that showed up today at the SOFA, we had problems with the space reservation and we couldn't be at the second floor.

But we don't surrender anyway, we will play at the same stand we are (309 third flag), we will have role playing sessions all day this weekend.

Thanks a lot, and again, we're sorry.

The tank and the speedster

Hi!

Some of you have asked me how to distribute their character's points, well, to solve these questions, I have started to create sections that are only for the character building, for now the firsts sections are for two classic characters: the tank and the speedster.

Plus, we'll be on the SOFA fair at corferias from october 5 to 9 on the 309 stand of the third flag, ¡We'll be waiting for you!.

Regards

Saving and loading characters

Hi!

Finally! the character creator now allows to save and load characters online, just log in and create a character, save it and done, to the left your character will appear, if you want to save it just click on it, plus you can organize it on folders, this way you can organize them the way you want and the best of all: you can store all the characters you want!

Enjoy!

The exorcist and the spirit destroyer

Hi!

This week i bring to you two more class combinations: the exorcist (priest-shaman) and the spirit destroyer (shaman-holistic), so you can have a lot more to choose when creating your characters.

Happy role playing!

Tips to create stories

Hi!

Not everything is about new powers, there is also tips so the master can create better stories, this is why i bring to you two new sections: humans vs. supernatural and fantastic medieval adventure.

I hope these sections help you creating the stories for your role playing sessions.

Good luck!

The soul reaver and the tai chi master

Hi!

Again with the weekly update:

I have added two sections: the soul reaver (shaman - necromancer) and the tai chi master (monk - druid)
Plus, due to the public's request, the priest now has a new skill: protective light (and its corresponding upgrades)
The magical objects section is now better organized and explained
The angels have now the ability to bestow small miracles (and pacts for the fallen angels, of course)

Enjoy!

The celestial spheres

Hi,

This week I have the first angel and fallen angel evolutions (ranks, spheres) .

Plus, I also added two sections: the basic weapons and the basic armor, this will ease the task of searching weapons that doesn't have any coating nor magical property (ideal to start a story or a character).

See you next week!

The paladin and the weapon master

Hi!

As always, I have added two new classes: the paladin (warrior-priest) and the weapon master (warrior-monk).

Also, the heretic's energy pool skill has been improved, it no longer costs mana and has a greater bonus.

From now on we'll go back to weekly updates.

New design

Hi everyone!

After quite some time working, the new site's design is complete, well, some details are missing, but those can be added over time.

Anyway, back to the tabletop game:

Now the druid has available the frozen tree and the elite frozen tree
The warrior now has a new weapon specialization: stunt
The shaman's soul expulsion and the witch's sleep are now skills that need to touch the enemy, range can be added but was left as an upgrade.
The character sheet was simplified and its appearance was improved.
The spells were simplified, now it's just a matter of choosing the source and the shape, they still work the same way, but is no longer necessary to use a whole sheet to create a spell.

Finally, what's about to come:

A character sheet creator
The dice simulator's safe mode
A save button for the character creator
A custom class creator
More classes and races

Happy role playing!

The musket

Hi everyone,

Again, announcing three new manual sections: all the musket versions had been added, after that new sections will come, for example, firearms and modern shielding.

Plus, the web site design is in its final stage, so if you suddenly notice that the site changes totally don't be confused, it's the same website, the difference will be only the cover.

See you later

The heretic and the faith renewer

Hi,

In this occasion I come with more class combinations:

The combination between wizard and priest: the heretic
The combination between priest and sorcerer: the faith renewer

Plus, the earth golem has been included too.

The dice sumulator has also been modified, now has options to show or hide some stuff.

But the character creator hasn't been left behind, now almost every skill upgrade has been added.

Happy role playing!

multi classes

Hi,

As expected, there are new manual sections:

Creating a custom classs - just in case you don't like the existent classes or you want to create or mix a new class
Multi class pairs - the so long expected section already begun, here the details of having two classes are explained
Elemental warrior - the first combination of classes: warrior and wizard

Plus, the character creator has been improved quite a lot:

The attributes are now shown with more detail, for example, life points are shown like this: life points + (constitution*6) = total life points
The reactions of each race are shown (weakness, cure, etc.)
A good amount of skill upgrades have been added

Enjoy!

The improved holistic, summoner and psychic

Hi,

I have used ths vacation week to add some stuff:

The sections for the upgrades to the psychic, summoner and holistic skills are now ready, with this the upgrades to the skills of all classes are complete.
Plus I added a finder in the upper part of every page.

What's next in the plan (without any specific order):

Add more modern weapons
Add the skills and upgrades for the characters that has two classes
Add the angel and fallen angel evolutions
Improve the character creator:
- Add the defenses and absorptions
- Add the upgrades to the class skills
- Add the races evolutions
- Save characters
- Export characters to pdf
Improve the dice simulator:
- Add options to simplify the interface
- Roll in safe mode
- Save rolls
- Send rolls by e-mail

Enjoy!

The elite druid

Hi,

This week comes with many new sections:

All the upgrades for the druid: the elite earth tree, the elite aerial tree and the elite incendiary tree.
We also have the antique musket

Enjoy!

The druid and the arquebus

Hi,

I have added two new sections to the manual:

The druid's elite aquatic tree
The arquebus (the first step towards modern weapons)

Plus, due to the huge amount of information, the druid's skills were separated in different sections.

Finally, the dice simulator now has the option of adding modificators both to the dice and the sum.

Happy roleplaying!

The new hunter

Hi,

As expected, I have added new sections:

Plus, in the "laboratorio cultural astarté" (Bogotá, Colombia - calle 45a No 26-06) some chaos satire role playing sessions has been organized every saturday starting at 3:00 pm everyone is invited.

See you later.

Pdf manual and complete translation

Hi!

Celebrating with a brand new logo!

After a long translation journey, the english official manual is finally translated, plus, the pdf version of the manual is now available for download (for a small fee, of course).

Plus, as a little bonus I have added something else: Creating a story and Types of story, two sections that I hope helps the masters to create their stories.

What's next:

The upgrades to the skills of the rest of classes.
Weapons from more modern times.
New magical objects.
More features for the character creator and the dice simulator.

Enjoy!

Pdf manual and complete translation

Translating

Hi,

In these moments I'm dedicated to three things:

Complete translation of the manual to english.
Spelling and grammar error correction.
Downloadable pdf creation.

Meanwhile won't be any new manual sections, as soon as I have ready all these changes I'll let you know.

Bye

The upgraded shaman

Hi!

A little late this time, but as usual is just to add more stuff than I normally do:

The shaman's skill's name "spirit control" changed to "spirit companion", it's just a name change so it becomes more intuitive, it doesn't change anything else.
Plus, a skill that you have requested for the shaman: "cross the spiritual barrier", this skill allows the shaman to cross from the material plane and vice versa.
Of course, as you can expect, the upgrades to shaman skills were also added.
Now in english the maces, spears and staffs sections are now available.
Bored of the ads on Chaos satire website? now with your website account you can eliminate the ads for a year (for a very small price, of course).
Now the character creator has new features:
- Now all the spell shapes are available
- Is now partially translated to english

I will add more stuff very soon.

starting 2011

Happy new year! (ok, a bit late...)

After these (short?) vacations I start again with Chaos satire updates:

¿Want to be a powerful martial artist? take a look to the upgrades to monk skills.
Now in the english version are now availabe the weapons, knuckles and katar sections.
Plus, I changed the dice description, now, if there's more than one dice is no longer written "1-20 + 1-20" but "1-20 (x2)", this change is only to ease the reading of the manual, it doesn't change anything else.
Now the character creator has new features:
- More weapons for the spell form enchanted weapon.
- Now you can hide and show different parts of the character sheet so it's much more easy to use.
- Now, to make faster the point distribution the button Random was created.
- If you want to distribute again the poins but don't want to start the character again, you can use the Clean button.

Happy role playing!

The specialized necromancer

Hi!

The most cruel and ruthless of all classes: the necromancer, now has to his disoisal the upgrades to his skills, without a doubt this will make him an even more fearsome being.

Regarding the english version of the manual, the sections of physical attacks and damage levels are now translated.

Happy role playing and merry christmas!

The specialized witch

Hi again!

As always, reporting the site updates:

For those who had witch characters now they have at their disposal the upgrades to witch skills.
By popular demand, the scimitar's damage has been increased (and also its value).
Now, the summoner section is translated, now all the classes are available in english.
In the character creator, new weapons had been addded to the spell shape enchanted weapon and fixed a bug that blocked some skills with requirements.

Hope you enjoy this changes!

New utilities version

Hi,

This week arrives with new utilities features:

The dice simulator now counts with a history record, so you can see easily which has been the dice that has been thrown and in which order, this history can be shown or hidden at any time, the next step is allowing to send the history through e-mail.
The character creator now also supports the spell shape enchanted weapon, for the moment it only supports knuckles, katars, maces and spears, the next step is support all the weapons.

Plus the manual has the holistic section translated.

Enjoy!

The shields

Hi!

Tired of only seeing weapons and nothing to defend with?, the shields, half weapon half defense are what you need.

Plus, the druid and the psychic are now translated to english.

Finally, fixed the bug that harmed the polls.

Happy role playing!

The upgraded sorcerer

Hi,

Announcing many updates:

Now the manual has a new section available: the upgrades to sorcerer skills.
Plus, the official manual has a new index with a tree-style that allows to find any section without having to search from page to page.
The character creator now supports almost all the spell shapes.

Enjoy!

The evolutions of the lesser elemental dragon

Hi!

There are new changes on the manual:

All the evolutions of the lesser elemental dragon are ready
The english version has the translated sections: assassin and hunter

Enjoy these updates!

The elemental dragon

Hi!

As always with updates (this time quite a lot) on the site:

¿Do you have a lesser elemental dragon character or do you have a wizard that has the draconian transformation upgrade #1? if you do you will be glad to know that the section Evolution: elemental dragon is ready.
The character creator has been improved:
- Now allows leveling up the character level
- Now supports the weapon specialization skills of the warrior
- Now supports the skills and prohibited classes of the races
- Fixed a bug that allows leveling up the upgrades (these has no levels)
- Now allows comments
The dice simulator appearance was improved and now allows comments
Now the english manual contains the monk, shaman, race transformation, death and changing the difficulty level sections.

Enjoy!

Character creator

Good news!!

Now the character creation will be a lot faster with the new character creator, with it you will be able to create any character of Chaos satire in few moments so it is ready to write it down on the character sheets, still there are some details left, but it works with almost every character and skill, plus I will give it a bit more of priority so it will be complete in no time ;)

Enjoy!

The outstanding priest

Hi!

As always with new changes in the manual:

¿Is too hard to carry a bow? the online official manual of Chaos satire now has the predecessor of the fire guns: the crossbows and bolts.
¿Do you have a priest character and want to improve his skills? we present the upgrades to priest skills.
The english version of the online official manual of Chaos satire now also has translated the necromancer and witch sections.
Finally, due to the requests of the public the requirements of some magical objects was reduced.

Soon more updates

New weapons

Hi!

The tabletop rpg Chaos satire has new things:

There are polls, now it will be a lot easier for you to tell me you opinions, specially because the polls also come with the possibility to comment each vote.
¿Always wanted to create a character with death-style weapons? The scythes, deadly tools, have been added to the online version of the official manual.
¿Tired of close combat? The solution has arrived to the online version of the official manual: the bows and arrows will add new combat strategies to the games of Chaos satire.
The english version now has the sorcerer and the priest.
Finally, the troll has been improved thanks to the suggestion of Kojy_Makanaochi.

Enjoy this update and do not forget to leave your comments :D

The specialized wizard

Hi!

Weapons, weapons and more weapons... ¿and what about the spellcasters? well, the answer is here, the upgrades to wizard skills section is here.

From now on all the updates will be done in english as well.

New weapons

Hi,

Because variety is a must, here are 4 weapons more: the rapiers, the axes, the battle axes and the maces with spikes and to complement, now the upgrades to warrior skills are complete up to level 3, the next class on receive upgrdes will be the wizard.

Plus, in the english version of the manual is also the warrior.

Bye,

The clay golem

Hi again!

¿Have you ever created a wizard character that does not have a golem? fear not, the clay golem is now available, this is the first update made in both english and spanish.

Plus now the english manual is translated up to the classes section.

Best regards,

New weapons and more

Hi!

The update of this week comes with many things:

The appearance of the website has changed a bit.
To solve some discussions, now every weapon indicates what type it is.
I have added more weapons: the scimitars, the sabers and the katanas
Now the english official manual is translated up to the avatar section

Soon more updates

New warrior skills

Hi,

This time, the update took less than it used to:

I have added some upgrades to warrior skills (up to level 2) in spanish, which will give the warriors more options when choosing skills, plus they will be capable of doing prowess even greater.
I have translated more content to english (up to the orc section).

Enjoy!

Official manual printable version

Hi,

As I promised, the printable version of the official manual of Chaos satire tabletop roleplaying game is now available, to use it, just go and visit the manual section that you want to print and click on "Print".

Now will be much simpler to play with a printed manual :)

Coatings

Hi!

As usual (well, sort of) this is the weekly update:

I have added the coating section to the official manual in spanish
I have translated to english the angel and fallen angel sections

This update has been quite small due to the request of creating a printable version of the manual, this will be posted this week.

Enjoy!

Weapons and magical objects

Hi,

After overcome some technical problems I will show you new additions to the official manual of Chaos satire:

Added two new types of weapons in spanish: staffs and swords
Described the most basic powers that magical objects can have
And, of course, I have translated more content to english (up to the lesser elemental dragon section)

I hope you enjoy these new sections.

Everything is back to normal

Hi,

In this week the website of Chaos satire suffered some technical issues, but they are solved now and I am already uploading and translating content again.

If you find any problem on the site do not hesitate to let me know :P

New changes

Hi,

I announce to you the new changes on Chaos satire:

The web address of the manual sections are now shorter (you can see this by visiting different pars of the manual and seeing the address bar of your browser).
I have included a full description of the diffeent effects and states that exists on Chaos satire (in spanish).
I have translated even more content to english (up to the dark elf section).

¿What is next on the plan?

Add a frequent asked questions section
Add more weapons
Add some magical objects

Enjoy!

Potions

Hi, sorry for being late, but as promised here are some changes:

I have added the potions section in spanish
I have added the spears to the weapons section in spanish
I have translated more content to english (up to the shape shifter section)
I have included in each chapter of the manual links to go to the next and previous chapter.
Now each chapter has a more visible title

Enjoy.

Basic official manual complete - spanish

Hi everybody!!!

It's been around 4 months since I started to upload the manual of Chaos satire, now the basic version in spanish is now complete, in other words, you can now play with the online version of the manual of Chaos satire.

¿What's comming next?

Magical objects
Potions
A more complete translation
Upgrades to class skills
Multi-class skills
And a lot of things I cant' recall now...

Now, enjoy!

Full spells - spanish

Hi,

Finally, after a lot if work, I have finished adding a few things to the manual in spanish:

I have uploaded some weapons and armors
Also I have uploaded a full explanation about magic, including how to create spells

The official basic manual in spanish it's almost complete.

Happy roleplaying!

Classes complete plus bonus - spanish

Hi again,

After being quite occupied I have finished uploading the manual of all the classes in spanish, plus, there is also the physical attacks and damage levels section.

Plus, if you don't have dices, now you can use the dice simulator.

And since is so hard to play a role playing game without character sheets, I have uploaded the official character sheets.

Enjoy.

More classes - spanish

OK, I keep adding more and more content to the manual, now there are 4 more classes in the spanish version:

Hope you like them.

Races Ready - spanish

Good news!!!

The official manual in spanish now contains the description of all the races.

As an additional bonus, the warrior class is now on the official manual.

Finally, I have started to modify some parts of the appearance of the website.

More updates

Now the site counts with the following:

Now you can change your account data
The contact us section is ready
The official manual now has an index (this can be hidden or shown at any time)

And of course, I have added much more content to the official manual

The beginning of the manual

After a lot of stuff, the official manual of the tabletop game finally begins to be available online, one by one I will be uploading all the chapters.

I will be looking forward to your comments (congratulations, suggestions, complaints, requests, etc.) and I hope that you like my system.

La satira del caos

New year, new dice simulator

Custom races

The villains

The druid and the storm

The blunderbuss and the dragon

Thanks

Role playing sessions at the SOFA

The tank and the speedster

Saving and loading characters

The exorcist and the spirit destroyer

Tips to create stories

The soul reaver and the tai chi master

The celestial spheres

The paladin and the weapon master

New design

The musket

The heretic and the faith renewer

multi classes

The improved holistic, summoner and psychic

The elite druid

The druid and the arquebus

The new hunter

Pdf manual and complete translation

Pdf manual and complete translation

Translating

The upgraded shaman

starting 2011

The specialized necromancer

The specialized witch

New utilities version

The shields

The upgraded sorcerer

The evolutions of the lesser elemental dragon

The elemental dragon

Character creator

The outstanding priest

New weapons

The specialized wizard

New weapons

The clay golem

New weapons and more

New warrior skills

Official manual printable version

Coatings

Weapons and magical objects

Everything is back to normal

New changes

Potions

Basic official manual complete - spanish

Full spells - spanish

Classes complete plus bonus - spanish

More classes - spanish

Races Ready - spanish

More updates

The beginning of the manual

Comments

Opening