Fun and humour....

Witty father....

2010-02-15T05:13:00.000-08:00

A teenage guy's experience..... Witty father....

Took my elderly dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green , red , orange , and blue .

My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:

'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

Mr.X at his best.... Lolz....

2010-02-02T22:33:00.000-08:00

Mr.X sat for an Entrance exam in Medical university, professor killed himself reading his answers....

Let's take a look at what he wrote there.... :)

Antibody - against everyone

Artery - The study of the paintings.

Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria.

Caesarean section - a district in Rome.

Cardiology - advance study of poker playing.

Cat scan - searching for lost kitty.

Chronic - neck of a crow.

Coma - punctuation mark.

Cortisone - area around local court.

Cyst - short for sister.

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose.

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana.

Dislocation - in this place.

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans.

Enema - not a friend.

Fake labour - pretending to work.

Genes - blue denim.

Hernia - she is close by.

Impotent - distinguished/ well known.

Labour pain - hurt at work.

Lactose - people without toes.

Lymph - walk unsteadily.

Microbes - small dressing gown.

Obesity - city of Obe.

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize.

Proteins - in favour of teens.

Pulse - grain.

Pus - small cat.

Red blood count - Dracula.

Secretion - hiding anything.

Tablet - small table.

Ultrasound - radical noise.

Urine - opposite of you're out.

Varicose - very close.

(100% intended for harmless humour.)

Love at first sight? Lol....

2010-02-02T01:42:00.000-08:00

Can anybody define what is love is love at first sight?

I know it's really tough...

But I'm brave enough to show you the meaning....

Come on guys....

Let's scroll down....

Scroll down....

Scroll down.....

Bit more please....

Don't be shy, bit more again....

This is it......... :)

Calling customer care?

2010-02-01T03:06:00.000-08:00

Calling customer care is harder than anything....

Just take a look.....

(click the image to enlarge it)

Dear my ex girlfriend.

2010-01-27T22:45:00.000-08:00

You took a piece of my heart,

When you said you couldn't stay.

I lived those following moments,

Thinking you'd come back one day.

When you left, what happened?

How come you made us dissappear.

We had some much love in us,

But you are no longer here.

Will we go back to how we were?

And walk down those roads again.

All those miles that we held on for,

Then you said we were at the end.

Tell me, do you ever think of me?

And still wonder if i'm holding on.

Do you regret walking away from us?

Now that our lasting love is gone.

From day to day, I think of you,

And often wonder how you are.

You'd be driving around by now,

Have you received your loved scooty?

Sometimes I wonder what if?

We hadn't ended when we had.

Would we be talking about marriage,

And reminiscing on things gone bad.

Well, I'm twenty now and i'm okay,

Although I have another lover near.

I still look for you in crowded rooms,

And remember that you're not here.

Just thought I might write to you now,

As there are somethings I want to say.

I know deep down that we wont talk again,

But it would've been 68th week after we started to love...

(Got in mail.... Altered a bit... )

Application Form For The "Upcoming Parliament Election"

2010-01-27T06:32:00.000-08:00

(Application Form to Be Filled For Contesting Upcoming Parliament Election)

1.Name of Candidate: _____________________

2.Present Address:
(i.)Name of Jail: _____________________
(ii.)Cell Number: _____________________

3.Political Party: _____________________
*List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological (Order)

5.Nationality: [ ]
A- Sri Lankan
B- American

6.Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A- Defected
B- Expelled
C- Bought out
D- None of above
E- All of above

7.Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A- To make money
B- To escape court trial
C- To grossly misuse power
D- To serve the public
E- I have no clue
(If you choose "D", attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government Psychiatrist)

8.How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A- 1-2 yrs
B- 2-6yrs
C- 6-15yrs
D- 15+yrs

9.Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)

10.How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]
(Do not confuse with question
A- 1-2 years
B- 2-6 years
C- 6-15 years
D- 15+years

11.Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A- Why not
B- Of Course
C- Definitely
D- I deny it all
E- I see a foreign hand.

12.What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A- 100-500 Crores
B- 500-1000 Crores
C- Overflow...
(Convert all your $ earning from Rupees)

13. Do you have any developmental plans for Sri Lanka in mind? [ ]
A- No
B- No
C- No
D- No

14.Describe your achievements in space provided:
[_________]

Issued in public interest by Election Commission Sri Lanka.

Very official love letter...

2010-01-26T05:47:00.000-08:00

To
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M

Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. At 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.

However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,
Romeo (HR Manager)

High Level Insult....

2010-01-25T06:09:00.000-08:00

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!! ;-)

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A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."

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Once a Cow, Elephant & a Donkey were debating on who is the greatest among the three.

So here the conversation goes...

Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and that’s why I’m the greatest.

Elephant: I lift loads of 100s of Kgs daily and that’s why I’m the greatest!!

Now it was Donkey’s turn.

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Hellooooooo!!!!!! What are you waiting for? It’s your turn to speak up. Speak up and prove that you’re the greatest.

Hahahahahaha... Hehehehehe... Hohohohohoho...

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My car...

Cho chweet.....

3 idiots? Nah, it's 3 old guys....

2010-01-24T06:32:00.000-08:00

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."

Wanna wear shorts or trouser?

2010-01-23T08:43:00.000-08:00

How come momma?

2010-01-21T06:57:00.000-08:00

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

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Five rules of girls

1: Love me but don’t touch me

2: Touch me but don’t kiss me

3: Kiss me but don’t use me

4: Use me but don’t forget me

5: Forget me but don’t tell to anyone!

(Just for fun... :D )

Lol.... English at it's best.... - INTERESTING PHONE CONVERSATION...

2010-01-20T19:55:00.000-08:00

K-"Who's calling?"
W-"Watt."
K-"What is your name, please?"
W-"Watt's my name."
K-"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
W-"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."

A long pause, and then from Watt,

W-"Is this James Brown?"
K-"No, this is Knott."
W-"Please tell me your name."
K-"Will Knott."

W-Why not?
K-Huh? What do you mean why not?
W-Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?
K-But I told you my name!
W-Didn't you say you will not?
K-Not not, knott, Will Knott!
W-That's what I mean.
K-So you know my name.
W-Of course not!
K-Good. So now, what is yours?
W-Watt. Yours?
K-Your name!
W-Watt's my name.
K-How the hell do I know? I am asking you!
W-Look I have been very patient and I have told you my
name and you have no t even told me yours yet.
K-You have been patient, what about me? I have told
you my name so many times and it is you who have not
told me yours yet.
W-Of course not!
K-See, you even know my name!
W-Of course not!
K-Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?
W-Because I don't.

[Pause]

K-What is your name?
W-See, you know my name!
K-Of course not!
W-Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?
K-To find out your name!
W-But you already know it!
K-What?
W-See, and you know mine!
K-Of course not!
W-Exactly!

K-Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name
is, what will be your answer?
W-Watt's my name.
K-No, no, give me only one word.
W-Watt
K-Your name!
W-Right!

[pause before it hits him]

K-Oh, Wright!
W-Yeah!
K-So why didn't you say it before?
W-I told you so many times!
K-You never said Wright before
W-Of course I did.
K-Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?
W-I do not.
K-Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.
W-I do not!
K-Gud!

[pause before it hits him]

W-Oh, Gud!
K-Gud.
W-No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?
K-No, it's Knott!
W-Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Gud.
K-Yes Wright.

Women are better at Financial Planning...

2010-01-18T21:31:00.001-08:00

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, ' but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $65 million.'

She was impressed and requested his business card, then three days later became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men!

Amen to that!

TFSUVNFGR4JT

Dumb lawyers...

2010-01-18T04:16:00.001-08:00

ATTORNEY : She had three children, right?
WITNESS : Yes.
ATTORNEY : How many were boys?
WITNESS : None.
ATTORNEY : Were there any girls?
WITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY : How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS : By death.
ATTORNEY : And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS : Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY : Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS : He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY : Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS : Guess.
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ATTORNEY : Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS : No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY : Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS : All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
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ATTORNEY : ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS : Oral.
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ATTORNEY : Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS : The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY : And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS : No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY : This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS : Yes.
ATTORNEY : And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS : I forget.
ATTORNEY : You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY : What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS : He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY : And why did that upset you?
WITNESS : My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY : Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS : No.
ATTORNEY : How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS : Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY : I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS : Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

The Beauty of English

2010-01-15T08:53:00.000-08:00

The Beauty of English

Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a nice story? Here's an example:

Oh John please don't touch me at all...!

Oh John please don't touch me...!

Oh John please don't touch...!

Oh John please don't...!

Oh John please...!

Oh John..!

Ohhh......

Why guys like girls

2010-01-03T07:03:00.001-08:00

Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13. The way they smile

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....

16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"

18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!

23. The way they say "I miss you"

24. The way you miss them

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. only felt.

MONKEY IN THE PLANE

2009-11-13T21:49:00.000-08:00

Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive.

Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions.

The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: 'When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Tying their belts'

Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Saying Hello! Good morning!'

Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Checking the system'

Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Looking for my people'

Officer: 'After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Having beverages and snacks'

Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Serving the travelers'

Officer: 'What were the Pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the steering'

Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Eating & throwing'

Officer: 'After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Some were sleeping and some were reading'

Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Make up'

Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the steering'

Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Nothing'

Officer: 'Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'All were sleeping'

Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the air hostess'

Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering!!!! !

No more Questions!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

This is how Israel win battles...

2009-11-13T05:18:00.001-08:00

If they choose girls like these, who fill fight?

Just SURRENDER.......

This is how girls turn down guys.

2009-09-16T23:41:00.001-07:00

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

Customercare in 2020...

2009-08-31T05:19:00.001-07:00

Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your...

Customer: Hello, can I order...?

Operator: Can I have your multipurpose card number first, Sir?

Customer: It's eh..., hold.......... on...... 867456477546-788-46464

Operator: OK... you're... Mr.K.Gopi and you're calling from No. 234, Kandy Road, Vavuniya. Your home number is 338675, your office 57545347 and your mobile is 78346346743648. Which number are you calling from now Sir?

Customer: Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator: We are connected to the system Sir...

Customer: May I order your Seafood Pizza...

Operator: That's not a good idea Sir.

Customer: How come?

Operator: According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir.

Customer: What? What do you recommend then?

Operator: Try our Low Fat Onion Pizza. You'll like it.

Customer: How do you know for sure?

Operator: You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Onion Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir.

Customer: OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?

Operator: That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99.

Customer: Can I pay by! Credit card?

Operator: I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $ 4067.33.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.

Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.

Operator: You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today.

Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas; I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?

Operator: About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle...

Customer: What!

Operator: According to the details in system, you own a Hero Honda, Splender, registration number NP ZZ 5768...

Customer: ?

Operator: Is there anything else Sir?

Customer: Nothing. By the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?

Operator: We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.......

Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^

Operator: Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?

Customer: [Faints...

What happened to lions?

2009-08-30T04:04:00.001-07:00

We all know that Sri Lanka cricket team got the award for playing according to the spirit of the game in last couple of years. But it doesn’t look like we gonna get it this time. Captain cool, Sanga, is a hot-headed captain nowadays.

During the last Pakistan test series, Sanga was ruled out LBW by the umpire of the bowling of Saeed Ajmal. But, the ball pitched outside the leg stump and it was heading down the leg side. It wasn’t out. That’s for sure. But Sanga was shaking his head and reluctant to leave the crease. He was murmuring something when he was leaving the pitch.

In the one day internationals against Pakistan, it got worse.

When Abdul Razzaq squeezed a single from a throw that reflected off Razzaq’s bat, Sanga came into action and yelled Razzaq for getting that single. Cricketers usually don’t run for it, nut replays suggested that Razzaq didn’t notice the reflect from his bat. If even he was wrong, how Sanga can yell him? If Razzaq didn’t behave with sportsmanship, then how about Sanga?

When Afridi did the same, former king, Mahela, did the same in the next match.

No one will forget Sanga’s argument with Pakistan captain to leave the pitch, when the umpire wrongly gave him not-out.

Also Murali sledged couple of times and gave send-off to some Pakistan batsmen.

This happens within the team also.

In the second ODI, Sanath ran Sanga out. It was a poor call from Sanath. He called Sanga first and then sent-back Sanga later. After this match, Sanath was rested (they say like it’s a rest) for the next match.

Also Sanga yelled at Lasith Malinga when he bowled couple of bad balls.

Yesterday, Murali played football in the field without fielding them and when a ball reflected off Herath’s hand, he was too slow to go and get the ball.

We, as many other Lankan fans, congratulate our team to climb in the test rankings. But we want the spirit also.

We want a cool team without any problems.

I hope that Sanga will be back to his cool tempo soon.

They say it's mocking...

2009-08-25T05:54:00.000-07:00

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.

Practice makes man perfect. nobody is perfect... then why practice?

If I save time, when do I get it back?

The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Best way to prevent a hangover is to stay drunk.

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate
but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent... education ruined me.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station... Whatmore can I say!

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
I can work fascinates, I can watch people working for hours...

The Best of Proverbs:
Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are enough

Living on Earth may be expensive...but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun....!

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep!

SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY. So what? Who's in a hurry?

A drunk was hauled into court.
"Mister", the judge began, "you've been brought here for drinking...."
"Great," the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started ?

May I know the time please?!

2009-08-22T03:40:00.001-07:00

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not.

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose, if you tell me the time?

Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man: See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will
ask me the time.
Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtesy, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach, you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?

Young Man: Possible

Old Man: made it Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter.

Young Man: Smiles.

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and star waiting for you. After meeting regularly, you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.

Young Man: Oh, Yes! and smiles

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my Daughter to a person like you who does not even own a Watch...

Second shy? Oh dear!

2009-08-22T03:39:00.000-07:00

I had my Advanced level exams last couple of weeks. It was my second shy. I made a mess of my first shy. Therefore, I forced to do it. It is a terrible feeling to have in this age. People usually say that we should not have experience when we marry someone, but I say add this also. When I entered the exam hall, everything was familiar to me including filling the admission card, answer sheet front page, etc...
However, the exam papers were new to me. I never got the feeling like, 'Oh my goodness! I already have done this question once'. I am/ I was studying Biology stream. I had Biology, Physics, and Chemistry. Also had General English and Common General Paper alias General knowledge exams.
I love C.G.P, English and Chemistry. Nevertheless, the problem was those three subjects were the last. In Physics and Biology, I hate Physics more. However, Physics was ok than Biology. Because Biology Part one alias MCQ paper was bloody hard, I could not even understand most of the questions while some brilliant guys had problems in picking the answers.
However, my second shy is almost finished, just C.G.P is remaining. Therefore, I decided to start blogging in English and resume blogging in Tamil, which is my mother tongue.
So, meet you again with some useful (do not laugh. I will try my best) posts.
Take care.

Be careful...

2009-08-21T05:07:00.000-07:00