Engrish Funny: Engrish Pictures That Is Your Funny Engrish

That just about describes mine

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:00:16 +0000

Cushion A*s.Ill
Colour: A*s

Submitted by: slex44 via Engrish Funny Submissions

Celebrity endorsements are getting out of hand

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:00:47 +0000

Gardening filter
Almighty

I love his boutique!

Submitted by: theneels via Engrish Funny Submissions

Then how do you know it’s my favarite?

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:00:39 +0000

PLEASE DON’T OPEN IT
What is inside we don’t know. To collect your favarite items. You need to buy several boxes. Challenge it!! We hope your luck!

Submitted by: Erin, via Flickr User: gruntzooki via Engrish Funny Submissions

Oooh what a feelin’, when I’m whizzin’ on the ceiling!

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:00:03 +0000

The toilet (upward)

That’s how I decorate.

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

This is where Tom Cruise buys his lifts

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:00:37 +0000

Underground cheat shoes city

Submitted by: ra4529 via Engrish Funny Submissions

Recycling is going too far

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:00:55 +0000

Rubbish rice cake with Gold foil and Chestnut bean jam
20 pieces 980 yen

You did say not to throw it out.

Submitted by: phoebz via Engrish Funny Submissions

You’re a poet and don’t know it. You make a rhyme every time!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:00:06 +0000

SPECIAL WISHES
To catch the breezy air
And I must think do all I can,
That there was pleasure there.

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

Man. I can’t do nothing!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:00:10 +0000

The work region forbids to walk with dog

We’ll just go where we’re welcome then

Submitted by: Fishermanim via Engrish Funny Submissions

Found in Chengdu, China

Aww come on, just a little cuddle

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:00:45 +0000

Refuses traversing
touching!
Please do not use
the photoflash.

Submitted by: zeitgeist4 via Engrish Funny Submissions

Must be the short bus

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:00:00 +0000

Cledre is there whe is to hand
SCHOOL BUS
STOP
my prm our
girl and the has
giv righty be your well
and at yesterday

Submitted by: jasibutton via Engrish Funny Submissions

Two things. You’re huge and that ain’t water.

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:00:24 +0000

Please wash you hands,passengers
Please step on the c*ck for water

These have rum in them!

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

Yeah, I’m going to need a drink to get this down. Leave the bottle.

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:00:57 +0000

Plus TAX less than ordering a la carte!!
If you love to eat hormones then this is the dish for you. It’s goes perfectly with alcohol.
Hormone market salty tare, miso tare
This dish is for 2-3 people
Yamitsuki hormorne (pork intestines) 80 grams
Liver (beef liver) 80 grams
Superior Mino (the first stomach of beef) 80 grams
240 grams of meat

I like mine with green ears!

Submitted by: Tom via Engrish Funny Submissions

Come on everybody, we gotta go help grandpa

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:00:51 +0000

When old man’s child go up hand ladder temporary need the family to accompany

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

Is that possible? I can’t get enough.

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:00:02 +0000

Body Towel
Please note the rub too much. please do not use it when abnormality is found in one and the skin to which the allergic constitution and the skin are weak.
Produced by J. Thirty Four

I respect rubbing.

Submitted by: phoebz via Engrish Funny Submissions

Prostitution is getting more and more open!

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:00:55 +0000

F*k Man Road

You’ve got it the wrong way round.

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

Someone call Superman!!

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:00:59 +0000

The Metropolis Infested with Foreign Adventurers

Do you have a bathroom?

Submitted by: whitetiger1193 via Engrish Funny Submissions

They must have been excited.

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:00:38 +0000

Tazah
Fava beans w/cum

Grand! I do love it!

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

Bah, amateurs …

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:00:08 +0000

KUKSOOLWON
We need more practice

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

From a van for a martial arts academy in Busan, South Korea

Taint no way I’m lettin’ you shave my denium

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:00:25 +0000

Beauty Parlour
Face Wash, Fruit Face Shell, Denium Shave, Hair Cutting, Face Masaj, Head Masaj, Shaca B*tch, Hair Stightling, Hair Colour

You’ve gotta love a sampler platter like this.

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

I live to give.

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 11:00:54 +0000

Thank you for the internal organs.
For Winter

Are you making dumplings?

Submitted by: Jillian M. via Engrish Funny Submissions

Happy Halloween from Engrish Funny!

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:00:23 +0000

ACRAWL HAND
it apery chop cut
a real hand
so realistic it’s terrifying!

I do so love Halloween.

Submitted by: GlobbeK via Engrish Funny Submissions

How festive!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:00:50 +0000

Merry X-Ray

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

I shall escort it personally

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:00:09 +0000

Let the trash back to its home.

So sensitive

Submitted by: TR via Engrish Funny Submissions

From a resort in the Gobi desert, Inner Mongolia

One more reason to hate U2

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:00:33 +0000

For 1987 Years, We Performed It To Meet Joshua Tree Which Set A Root On The Earth Well While Seeming To Be A Dead Tree

Submitted by: Tom via Engrish Funny Submissions

As you know, I’m a skeptic

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:00:13 +0000

Do not touch doubtful things

Hmm .. is there a threat?

Submitted by: stoopittaway via Engrish Funny Submissions

Will the L forever elude them?

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 15:00:51 +0000

Escarator

And the plot thickens.

Submitted by: Undaddy via Engrish Funny Submissions

The same shape? Size? With Koreans in it? I need to know!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 11:00:24 +0000

Super Soft No. 1 Quality
Gold Excell
Nobel Quality
Size: 160X220CMS 26
MADE AS KOREA

Clothing can be so confusing

Submitted by: Oliver M via Engrish Funny Submissions

Incredibly difficult to smoke or snort

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:00:46 +0000

Cheese Crack

I’ve seen that at the snack bar.

Submitted by: Emma via Engrish Funny Submissions

And it shall stay a secret

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:00:48 +0000

Tasty
Peeled Foul
secret recipe

I just don’t trust canned food.

Submitted by: jesscheez via Engrish Funny Submissions

Weird displays at this zoo

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:00:43 +0000

Africa Safari
Handicapped old and feedle person

They’re not handicapped, they’re special.

Submitted by: Jeyn via Engrish Funny Submissions

Finally, a place for American travelers

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:00:26 +0000

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Seoul, Korea

I’ve seen Britney Spears … no charms …

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:00:46 +0000

White Trash Charms

They’ve got a great shop.

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

How do you say “FAIL” in Chinese?

ichckevinnguyen — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:00:19 +0000

This is a guest post from our very funny friend Jessica at Ugliest Tattoos.

Morning of salutations, Engrish Funny readers! Last week over at Ugliest Tattoos, we asked for pictures of foreign tattoos, hoping to uncover some reverse-Engrish. These tattoos were examined by our translator, the amazing Ellyn Henriksen, who discovered that some of them indeed seem to be the result of tying random words into Babelfish, while others are actually correct, if not the product of the best decision-making skills.

Below are some of our faves. Come visit us at Ugliest Tattoos for a few more.

These lovely wrists belong to Diana N., who really hopes that here tats read “dragon” and “tiger” as they were intended. Ellyn suggests that the next time you want animal tattoos, you look somewhere other than the placemat underneath your Chop Suey. While these are astrological signs that correlate with the animals, they would be read in Chinese as “first heavenly body” and “third heavenly body.” Just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?

Next time, Diana, head down to Blockbuster and pick up the original version of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, because the characters they used there are correct (虎 [hu] for tiger and 龙 [long] for dragon).

This tattoo comes to us from Hella, who is such a bad girl that she went and got “Bad Girl” inked onto the back of her neck. Congrats Hella, because this tattoo is correct. The only thing bad about it is the handwriting.

Personally, if I had an awesome name like Hella, I’d be getting that tattooed onto the back of my neck.

This comes to us from Kris G., who is not the owner of the tattoo, but tells us that its crazy-in-lover bearer believes it says “promise.” Unfortunately, it’s actually a rarely used word that means something closer to “binding contract.” Romantic!

Thanks to Ellyn, to everyone who sent us pictures, and to Engrish Funny for having me as a guest! You guys are the optimum greatness!

Check out the other reverse-Engrish tattoos at Ugliest Tattoos!

Well, they do say that you only rent beer ..

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:00:12 +0000

D*ck Beer

Submitted by: Michael Peterson via Engrish Funny Submissions

Doesn’t quite have the same ring as John, Paul, George and Ringo …

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:00:22 +0000

The Young Violent Pony
Dirty, Smash, Rare & F*ck

Submitted by: Dirty0ldman via Engrish Funny Submissions

I’ve never heard this sentiment put better. Bravo!

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:00:28 +0000

Notice
Maintain Cleaness
Greenery is our breath
If a egg to the snake nothing feel but is not a feed to public/society.
Man will not any control just one.
A rope released donkey.
A pride man is below to pig.

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

This is one wacky brothel!

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:00:48 +0000

F*ck the pot, bao zai, water to boil the type
F*ck a fish head
Pot zhai double d*ng belly
F*ck a spring chicken
F*ck a cuttlefish zhai
ba yu sour pickled cabbage fish
F*ck a bullfrog

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A special gift for Jim Bob Duggar

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 11:00:23 +0000

He is breeding heavily.

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

A Japanese shirt.

I don’t go anywhere without mine

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 11:00:35 +0000

With A*s
I will go out on a fine day.
It may be generated that
something is good.

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

I thought it was “mo moneys’s, mo problems’s”

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:00:08 +0000

Moneys’s no problem

Submitted by: Johan via Engrish Funny Submissions

T-shirt in Craiova, Romania

This obesity epidemic sure has created some strange sizes

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:00:01 +0000

The Black Dog® Established 1971
Size: MADLUM
Shell: 100% Polyurethane, Backing 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton, Body lining: 100% Polyester, Sleeve lining: 100% Nylon, Made in China, See reverse for care

You should see their jeans.

Submitted by: Kinko via Engrish Funny Submissions

Titillating title, but the story leaves me flat

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:00:16 +0000

Tittie Red Hood
A cute girl was walking in the forest. A wolf took to her. “Hi. Where are you going?” “To my grandmother’s house!” she said. The wolf said smiling “Take care !”

For just one Euro, she’s all yours!

Submitted by: Adam via Engrish Funny Submissions

Found at the store in the Japan Pavilion at EPCOT in Disney World.

Must be Scotland

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:00:13 +0000

Male Locker Room

Submitted by: Daniel M via Engrish Funny Submissions

Novelty calculators are so 80’s

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:00:35 +0000

Multiply Function Pot

Submitted by: jtweezy via Engrish Funny Submissions

I just can’t take you seriously when you talk like that

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:00:28 +0000

All of you listen to mee, don’t disturb here, I will call police catch you, don’t come to my bangolow house, understand, O.K.
I hate all of you.

I wonder if he lives near this guy.

Submitted by: amirzaim via Engrish Funny Submissions

Well, they say you can’t make an omelet …

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:00:32 +0000

To sting in the lounge
Potatoes in sauce
Hot sauce, garlic-oil sauce, with goat’s cheese sauce
Iberian ham on toast with spread
Tomato
Hom croquettes
Squids fried in batter
Pan of broken eggs and potatoes chistorra
Pan of broken eggs and potatoes and iberian ham

Submitted by: Clay Doyle via Engrish Funny Submissions

Mermaids on aisle 04A

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:00:02 +0000

Ladis Socks
Ladies Under Water
Duster/Pujamas

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

Just drop the force field and hand over the salmon skin roll

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:00:42 +0000

Tokyo Sushi Buffer
Grand Opening
Stone crab, snow crab, oyster, clam, blue crab, sushi, sashimi, hahachi, bbq rib, mussels, shrimp, new york steak, lamb chop…and more
Ice cream, salad
(Hibachi is availbe)
Take out available
We do party

Submitted by: tj via Engrish Funny Submissions

I always knock my inferiors vigorously.

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:00:42 +0000

Multi-Chopper
Mode of Job for Multi-Chopper
In order that the article has minced could be perfectly cut, Knocked Vigorously on the bud Superior hand Opened. The most of less great number of knocks determines the fineness of cup. The rotation of knives is made automatically and regularly. For the cleaning, to pull the inferior bell and to release the recipient Superior. Well to rinse the machine, if possible to the running water. Re-assembly in Senses inverts. All parts metallic are executed in a materials has the test of the rust.
For Herbs and Vegetables
Simples Cleaning
Effective and quickly
Cutting well View Control
Made in China

Submitted by: Ted B via Engrish Funny Submissions

All that is gold does not glitter.

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:00:40 +0000

Refusal of pet’s p*ss !!
P*ss make me like this. P*ss make me die.

Submitted by: Alyssa via Engrish Funny Submissions

A sign at an apartment complex in korea.