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Funny SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Wed, 2 Mar 2011 01:16:00 -0800

Why did God Create U before Me....?

Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE, Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha KUCH NAHI TUMAHRI SHAKAL YAAD AAGAYI

Some One

Is Loving you

Caring for you

Watching over you

Protecting you

Guess Who?

Neighbour's Dog!

Funny SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Wed, 2 Mar 2011 00:35:00 -0800

Exam Pattern:

1995:

Answer All QuestiOns!

2000:

Answer Any 5 QuestiOns!

2010:

Answer Either A (Or) B!

2015:

Atleast Read The QuestiOns!

2020:

Funny SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Wed, 2 Mar 2011 00:32:00 -0800

What is study??

S: sleep til 10 am.

T: Tv is must.

U: Unlimited sms.

D: Dump the books.

Y: yahoo chat.

So study hard....

Holi SMS

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Wed, 2 Mar 2011 00:24:00 -0800

Har rang aap pe barse,
Har koi apse Holi khelne ko tarse;
Rang de aapko sab itna,
Ki aap rang chhudane ko tarse.
Wishing U a very
Happy N Colorfull Holi!

Funny Quote

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 20:30:00 -0800

Pongal‑Kolam

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 20:23:00 -0800

Sankranti Muggulu 2

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 20:21:00 -0800

Sankranti Muggulu

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 20:17:00 -0800

Funny Pictures of kitten

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Thu, 6 Jan 2011 20:43:00 -0800

Horse Ladder

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Thu, 6 Jan 2011 20:38:00 -0800

Funny Picture

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Thu, 6 Jan 2011 20:36:00 -0800

Funny Marriage Pictures

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Thu, 6 Jan 2011 20:27:00 -0800

Funny Marriage Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Thu, 6 Jan 2011 20:19:00 -0800

“Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts”
-Jeff Foxworthy

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
-Groucho Marx

“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.” -H.V. Prochnow

“I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.” -Lyndon B. Johnson

"A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

“My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.” -Unknown

“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
-Rodney Dangerfield

“Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.” -Minnie Pearl

"Behind every great man there is a surprised woman."
-Maryon Pearson

“They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.” -Mae West

“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.” -H.L. Mencken

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
-Zsa Zsa Gabor

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." -Rodney Dangerfield

“No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.” -H.L. Mencken

“A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.” -Grace Hansen

“If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.”-Lawrence Housman

"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women." -Marion Smith

“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?” -Barbra Streisand

“My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they'll never get all the pennies out of the pot.” -Armistead Maupin

"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." -Erma Bombeck

“I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.” -Lewis Grizzard

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." -James Holt McGavran

ROOMALI ROTI

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 02:01:00 -0800

Ingredients:

* 11/2cup Whole Wheat Flour (Atta)
* 50 gms Maida
* 1/2 tsp Baking powder
* 2 tbsp oil
* Water to knead

How To Make Roomali Roti:

* Mix wheat flour, maida, salt and baking powder and sieve them together.

* Pour oil in the flour and add water bit by bit and make a smooth & elastic dough and set aside covered with moist muslin cloth for 1/2 an hour.

* Now make small balls of the dough and roll like a thin chapati of about 12" diameter circle using little dry flour (it should be thin as a tissue)

* Heat an inverted griddle(tawa).

* Place the rumali roti carefully over it and cook till done. Fold it like a handkerchief.

* 2 Serve rumali roti hot with indian curry.

Computer Quotes

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 22:28:00 -0800

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
-- Sam Ewing

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
-- Milton Berle

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.
-- Robert Paul

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
-- Robert Paul

Crazy Dog Pictures

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 22:04:00 -0800

Wonders of Sai Baba

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 02:29:00 -0800

Om Shri Sainathaya Namaha

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 02:23:00 -0800

Sai baba chaalisa

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 02:19:00 -0800

Shiridi Madhyan Aarti

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 02:13:00 -0800

Bhadrachalam Temple

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 02:10:00 -0800

Kanipakam Vinayaka

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 02:03:00 -0800

Thousand Pillar temple - Warangal

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 01:57:00 -0800

New Seven Wonders - The Winners

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 00:41:00 -0800

7 Wonders of India - Golden temple

noreply@blogger.com (Baalu) — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 00:33:00 -0800