I love pokemon. I would be a legendary Squirtle- Unobtainable. And somehow I would know Fly.

By request, a comic from the mind of my Dad: “Hey Wes you should make a comic about when you asked me if we could take the batteries out of Mamie.” That is what I heard, but I didn’t know what he was talking about. So he explained that, once, a long time ago, the family was gathered together while I was a toddler, and my cousin (Mamie) was a baby. During that visit Mamie become inconsolably upset, and began to cry without stopping. I walked up and asked, “Can you take the batteries out?”. Then he said I should do it Family Circus style. LYB Dad!

As it says this comic was inspired by The Family Circus, created by Bil Keane. Respect for this art.

Yesterday’s the past, tomorrow’s the future, but today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present. -Bil Keane

This music on in the background during the making of this comic. And it was particularly inspiring.

• Tom Waits
• BetteMidler

Introducing a recurring character!!! Office Schlub.

For those who are not aware – “Will it Blend?” is a viral  promotional campaign from the co-founder of the Blendtec Blender. It is a serious blender for a serious blender.  My favorite episode is the suspenseful thrilling Chuck Norris installment.

Random Fact: A unicorn once kicked Chuck Norris. That is why they no longer exist. – True Story.

“Uelk, bad-guy smoke, don’t breath this. ” - Tom Dickson

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I accidentally said ‘Uniccordion’ while attempting to say ‘..uniform accordion’. That conversation was about jQuery accordions, and uniformity within that site’s multiple instances of jQuery Accordions. I looked the word up and found a couple of results, knocking it out of the Googlewhack category of search terms. But what I found was pretty cool. Case #1, Case #2

Once a Googlewhack is discovered and documented, it ceases to be. They are majestic that way.

I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. -Nicholas Cage

Ralph Waldo Emerson also says, ‘the bird is the word.’

So here is a comic about a quote I saw. Sometimes I look up quotes, and sometimes I find quotes about ideas that have crossed  my mind. I don’t remember which this was, but it was a little silly to think that turtles don’t think about other things. So in at least one case (this case), the quote is wrong, meaning that in a subsection of turtles in the universe… its possible for Ninja turtles to exist.