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Sex and Lies

ian — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:17:05 +0000

People lie all the time, it’s a fact of life. Lies are just bizarre things most of us are compelled to do, whether it be lying about what happened to some money, lying about who ate the last cookie or lying about sex. There’s probably a whole slew of psychology behind deception, the why and how of it, and even the odd paradox that comes with lying, like the sentence “I am lying” which can never be the truth or a lie. But whatever the motivator or story behind it, it happens a lot.

In the world of sex, lies are huge. Just like dicks. Go to any adult personals site and you’ll see a veritable slew of porn stars talking about their 7or 8 inch wangs, plus the odd 9 and 10 incher out there. Dude on the internet are huge, despite research indicating average lengths are generally under 6 inches. But we lie. Presumably it’s because it makes us seem more desirable to women, at least in our own heads, while at the same time kicking sand in the faces of all the other dudes who secretly think maybe they do have tiny dicks. For every guy who’s secure with himself, there seem to be 5 who aren’t.

Like dudes, the ladies online are just as deceptive. Check any porn site for a performer with big boobs and marvel at the size they list for her breast size. You’ll see things like 95 ZZZ, which is probably metric or something. Feature dancers at clubs often have exaggerated stats, because they want to give the audience what the want. A regular girl is happy with 36C, a feature may have to tell you she’s 64KKK because odds are you didn’t bring a tape measure and once they’re bigger than you’re head numbers kind of lose meaning anyway.

Sexual performance is another black morass of lies and untruths.

Amazing Experience!!

007 — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:27:29 +0000

New ATF

poorrichard — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:59:59 +0000

How to See Boobs

ian — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:36:10 +0000

Here’s the thing – you’re on a site that is dedicated to escorts, strippers and massage parlors. You are, therefore, a fan of boobs. You have to be. It’s the law. So even though you may be married, you may have the internet, you may have a porn collection, you may go to strip clubs and you may have a favorite provider, there’s still other boobs you haven’t seen yet and you probably want to. Every boob deserves recognition. But where are the rest of them?

Truth be told, no man will ever see every boob, and not just because of the insurmountable numbers, or the fact that a number of them are on creepy people you just don’t want to see, a lot of them will simply never be on display and that’s fine. Just like not every guy on the internet uses a picture of his dick as an avatar on an adult website (a full 1 in 37 guys don’t) so too will some women keep their shirts on all the time. It’s a burden we all share.

But there are other women out there who will show their boobs. Women who aren’t providers or strippers and it’s not impossible to find them. So let’s learn what we can learn and go from there.

Undoubtedly as a man of the internet, you have seen at least one photo sometime, somewhere, of a girl (likely a college student) taking her own photo with a cell phone camera in front of a mirror. Surely this must have stirred your interest. Do you know what this is? Opportunity.

There’s a 50/50 chance cell phone girl sent that picture to her boyfriend. And there’s a 50/50 chance she has no boyfriend and therefore wants some kind of validation from the internet. She puts the PG-13 pictures on her MySpace (people still use that, right?) or on Facebook but rest assured there are others. And very likely within 30 minutes of chatting, you can see those pictures.

Really, all you need to do once you’ve stumbled upon these is initiate contact.

Tiffany

tiffytayy — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:26:54 +0000

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