Everyone in Portland

...knows the sky is falling AND poisoning us all right now.

2013-05-18T09:00:00.000-07:00

...buys soup out of a bucket towed by a bicycle.

2013-05-11T09:00:00.000-07:00

...appreciates activism on all levels.

2013-05-05T08:10:00.000-07:00

...would like a chance to make a record.

2013-04-27T09:00:00.000-07:00

...cozily crafts for all the right reasons.

2013-04-20T09:00:00.000-07:00

...thinks their artistic sensibilities would go well with your pet.

2013-04-13T09:00:00.000-07:00

...wants you and everyone else to embrace literacy.

2013-04-06T09:00:00.000-07:00

...tried cooking eggs on the sidewalk in the wintertime.

2013-03-30T09:00:00.000-07:00

...thinks the trees love them back.

2013-03-23T09:00:00.000-07:00

...slaptags the city with reassurances.

2013-03-16T09:00:00.000-07:00

...is hopelessly devoted to Dungeons and Dragons.

2013-03-09T09:00:00.000-08:00

...is practically a physician more or less.

2013-03-02T09:00:00.000-08:00

...feels a lot better about wearing locally-made kilts.

2013-02-23T09:00:00.000-08:00

...admires overtly clever food cart menus.

2013-02-16T09:00:00.000-08:00

Sadly, Lucille's Balls closed down. Perhaps the customers were too shy to pick their bottoms.

...does their earnest best to justify wearing socks with sandals.

2013-02-09T09:00:00.000-08:00

...proudly makes tea out of local trees.

2013-02-02T09:00:00.000-08:00

...is an urban goat farmer at heart.

2013-01-26T09:00:00.000-08:00

...prefers books to sunshine.

2013-01-19T09:00:00.000-08:00

...loves the crepes at Suzette on SE Belmont. Yum!

2013-01-12T09:00:00.000-08:00

...is jealous of WA for its marriage equality, marijuana and zombie hunting laws.

2013-01-05T09:00:00.000-08:00

...is a little embarassed to be parked next to that Segway, but tries to be nice about it.

2012-12-29T09:00:00.000-08:00

...aspires to be Jimi Hendrix, but with a Subaru and a fenced yard.

2012-12-24T11:46:00.002-08:00

...has lovely handwriting, but doesn't make any sense.

2012-12-16T17:09:00.001-08:00

...devours vegan dishes prepared by wild animals.

2012-12-08T09:00:00.001-08:00

...lives, breathes and drives a rock & roll fantasy.

2012-12-01T09:00:00.000-08:00