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		<title>Disappointing</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 06:22:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Longhorns lose. But they did pretty good considering they basically had no quaterback. Well, there&#8217;s always next year. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Longhorns lose. But they did pretty good considering they basically had no quaterback. Well, there&#8217;s always next year. </p>
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		<title>Wow</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:34:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evilwhiteguy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Heroes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Next week’s Heroes episode looks like it’s going to be pretty damned good…
 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Next week’s Heroes episode looks like it’s going to be pretty damned good…</p>
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		<title>Claire’s Kiss: Extended Version</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 22:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For all you Heroes fans like me:



Hmmm… Their embed doesn’t seem to work. Here’s a link.
UPDATE: Found it on YouTube.
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<p>Hmmm… Their embed doesn’t seem to work. Here’s a <a href="http://www.nbc.com/heroes/video/clips/claires-kiss-extended-version/1165417/" target="_blank">link</a>.</p>
<p><strong>UPDATE:</strong> Found it on YouTube.</p>
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		<title>This May Be The Best Costume I’ve Ever Seen</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:45:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evilwhiteguy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wonder where one would procure such an outfit?





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		<title>Mother Of The Year</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:35:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evilwhiteguy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hope this is her only kid, poor little bastard.





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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope this is her only kid, poor little bastard.</p>
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		<title>Oops</title>
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		<title>The Dirtiest Comic Book Panel Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:25:43 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hehe.</p>
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		<title>Out Of The Mouths Of Babes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:25:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is pretty damned sweet: 
I recently asked my friends&#8217; little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, &#8216;If you were President what would be the first thing you would [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://pastebin.com/d53f1619e" target="_blank">This</a> is pretty damned sweet: </p>
<blockquote><p>I recently asked my friends&#8217; little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, &#8216;If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? &#8216;
<p>She replied, &#8216;I&#8217;d give food and houses to all the homeless people.&#8217;
<p>Her parents beamed.
<p>&#8216;Wow&#8230;what a worthy goal.&#8217; I told her, &#8216;But you don&#8217;t have to wait until you&#8217;re President to do that.. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and rake my yard, and I&#8217;ll pay you $50.
<p>Then I&#8217;ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. &#8216;
<p>She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, &#8216; Why doesn&#8217;t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?
<p>I said, &#8216;Welcome to the Republican Party.&#8217;
<p>Her parents still aren&#8217;t speaking to me.</p>
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<p>That&#8217;s a keeper.</p>
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		<title>Comedy Gold From Hardees</title>
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		<title>House Passes “Global Warming” Bill</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:26:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sigh. The largest tax increase on everyone in America was passed, and no one has even read the damned thing.
Democrats narrowly passed historic climate and energy legislation Friday evening that would transform the country’s economy and industrial landscape.
 
But the all-hands-on-deck effort to protect politically vulnerable Democrats by corralling the minimum number of votes to pass [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0609/24232.html" target="_blank">Sigh</a>. The largest tax increase on everyone in America was passed, and no one has even read the damned thing.</p>
<blockquote><p>Democrats narrowly passed historic climate and energy legislation Friday evening that would transform the country’s economy and industrial landscape.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>But the all-hands-on-deck effort to protect politically vulnerable Democrats by corralling the minimum number of votes to pass the bill, 219-212, proves that there are limits to President Barack Obama&#8217;s ability to use his popularity to push through his legislative agenda. Forty-four Democrats voted against the bill, while just eight Republicans crossed the aisle to back it.</p></blockquote>
<p>And now, a moment of silence for our liberties.</p>
<p>Thank you.</p>
<p>Fortunately, it looks like the bill will <a href="http://www.countywidenews.com/default.asp?sourceid=&amp;smenu=100&amp;twindow=Default&amp;mad=No&amp;sdetail=1352&amp;wpage=&amp;skeyword=&amp;sidate=&amp;ccat=&amp;ccatm=&amp;restate=&amp;restatus=&amp;reoption=&amp;retype=&amp;repmin=&amp;repmax=&amp;rebed=&amp;rebath=&amp;subname=&amp;pform=&amp;sc=2396&amp;hn=countywidenews&amp;he=.com" target="_blank">die </a>in the Senate.</p>
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