Phoenix Arizona East Valley Living Blog http://www.evliving.com/blog News and Information for Greater Phoenix and East Valley Communities Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:57:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 33.617504-111.954167evlivinghttp://feedburner.google.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesSubscribe with PlusmoSubscribe with FeedLoungeSubscribe with Live.comSubscribe with Excite MIXSubscribe with Daily RotationSubscribe with ParticlsAdd to Any Feed Reader Daily Quotes – Food for thought http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/evliving/~3/k-Es5NMLTzM/ http://www.evliving.com/blog/200907062379/daily-quotes-food-for-thought-3/#comments Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:57:07 +0000 Bill http://www.evliving.com/blog/?p=2379 While some people dare to bare, there are others who prefer to go undercover. -Rosie Cash Technorati Tags: Famous Quotes, Quote, Quote of the Day, Quotes While some people dare to bare,
there are others who prefer to go undercover.
-Rosie Cash

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until one evening when her husband called from the hall, somewhat dismayed: “Honey, what happened to the dust on this table? I had a phone number written on it.”

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catch it and bring it back. You can’t do that. It’s gone, gone forever.
-Dan Quayle

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As little Pauly and Auntie Perfesser were headed to McDonald’s one day, they passed a car accident.

Usually when she sees something terrible like that, she says a prayer
for those who might be hurt, so she pointed and said to little Pauly,
“We should pray.”

From the back seat she heard his earnest request: “Please, God, don’t
let those cars block the entrance to McDonald’s.”

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When a branch breaks,
the tree as well as the branch is in pain.
-Rosie Cash

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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind
him, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.”

“Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Mike replies.

“There’s a diagnostic computer down at Wal*Mart. Just give it a
urine sample and the computer will tell you what’s wrong and what to
do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than
a doctor.”

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
Wal*Mart.

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine sample.

He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

“You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity.
It will improve in two weeks.
Thank you for shopping at Wal*Mart.”

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
from his wife and daughter,

Joe hurries back to Wal*Mart, eager to check the results.

He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the
results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
(Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer.
Thank you for shopping at Wal*Mart

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A drunk walks up to a cab and asks the driver “do you have room for a
twelve pack and a pizza”
Cab driver looks at him warily and says ” Yeah”
“Good” says the drunk and proceeds to throw up in the front seat.

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-Dan Quayle

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]]> http://www.evliving.com/blog/200907032371/daily-quotes-parents/feed/ 0 http://www.evliving.com/blog/200907032371/daily-quotes-parents/ Cheap Auto Insurance and SR22 http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/evliving/~3/1T67Fb6_7BQ/ http://www.evliving.com/blog/200907012367/cheap-auto-insurance-and-sr22-leader-available-nights-and-weekends/#comments Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:15:44 +0000 Bill http://www.evliving.com/blog/?p=2367 Serenity Insurance Group, the leader in customer service based Affordable Car Insurance for high risk and preferred drivers, now has agents available to respond to auto insurance quote requests during night and weekend hours. Beginning June 18, 2009, Serenity will have automotive insurance specialists available by telephone, by live chat, or by filling out the online [...] Serenity Insurance Group, the leader in customer service based Affordable Car Insurance for high risk and preferred drivers, now has agents available to respond to auto insurance quote requests during night and weekend hours.

Beginning June 18, 2009, Serenity will have automotive insurance specialists available by telephone, by live chat, or by filling out the online quote request form on the Serenity Group website at http://www.serenitygroup.com/ Extended hours for Monday through Saturday run until 8:00 P.M.Pacific Standard Time (PST) and agents are available by phone, by live online chat and by filling out an online form.

DUI drivers can now obtain affordable SR22 Insurance with a phone call or simple online form during extended night and weekend hours.

More about Cheap Auto Insurance

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Sinday

Mournday

Tearsday

Wasteday

Thirstday

Fightday

Shatterday

Remember seven days WITHOUT GOD makes one WEAK!!

- Source Unknown

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