eXcessica new releases

Fifteen Minutes to Live

By Dakota Trace

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Length: Short Story (6,515 words)

Category: Contemporary

Firebolt Level: 3

Excess Level: 1

Ending: HEA

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With her kids grown and gone, erotic author, Dannie Marion is thrilled when her publisher has invited her to participate in a publicity promotion for them. After joking around and telling her agent she’d love to interview Seanlaoch Conner, the Scottish actor who’d fueled many of her adolescent fantasies, she never dreamed they’d come through. Now in his sixties, Seanloach rarely gave interviews and was quite reclusive. She doubted he would lured out of his self imposed exile for a simple interview with her.

Then Seanlaoch makes an offer to live their last minutes to the fullest, Dannie is very tempted. How can she refuse? After all she only has fifteen minutes to live.

Warnings: This title contains graphic language, piercings, sex, and violence.

Money’s Worth

By J.M. Snyder

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Length: Short Story(5,197 words)

Category: Gay Male, Contemporary

Firebolt Level: 4

Excess Level: 3

Ending: HEA

Price: $1.99

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Carl has always harbored feelings for his outrageously crazy roommate, Ritchie, but he’s too shy to do anything about it for fear of ruining their friendship.

Outside a local club one night, a bum offers Ritchie a quick blowjob in exchange for ten bucks. Only problem is Ritchie doesn’t have the cash, and Carl isn’t paying someone else to suck off the guy he likes.

If Ritchie wants a blowjob so badly, why doesn’t he just ask Carl?

Warnings: This title contains graphic language, homosexual relationships, and oral sex.

Uncle Ed’s Lap

By Parker Ford

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Length: Novelette (15,449 words)

Category: contemporary

Firebolt Level: 3

Excess Level: 1

Ending: HEA

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Fiona volunteers to help her recently widowed uncle get his house in order before starting her freshman year of college. Uncle Ed and aunt Carole are two of her favorite people in the world. While trying to help her grieving uncle, she doesn’t expect her school girl crush to turn into a torrid affair, but it does. She doesn’t expect him to want her at all, but he does, more than he can handle. And as her uncle struggles with the thoughts of wanting and having his niece in so many ways, Fiona struggles to show him that it’s all okay. That she’s not a little girl any more.

Warnings: This title contains explicit sex and language, incest, spanking, shades of erotic asphyxiation, bondage, elements of non-consent.

Encounters: Pig Girl

By D.B. Story

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Length: Short Story (5,900 words)

Category: Fantasy, Romance

Firebolt Level: 2

Excess Level: 2

Ending: HEA

Price: $1.99

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A little story about backwood’s smarts, a government cover-up, and a mysterious woman whose genes might not all quite be human. Share in this tale of a country boy who meets a mysterious woman whose critical needs he’s more than willing to satisfy in this sexy adult romantic fantasy.

Warnings: Mildly detailed sexual language, non-human character that some might consider taboo, but is she?

Key:

HEA = Happily Ever After

HFN = Happy For Now

? = Ambiguous/Unknown

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Before you say “Hell no!” and run away, let me explain. As a writer of erotic fiction, I’m constantly making word choices. That’s true of any writer, of course, but we in the erotica field are often making word choices to elicit certain reactions–we want to turn people on, or, at very least, NOT turn them off.

There are so many words to choose from when we’re describing body parts or physical acts, and I’m sure we all have our go-to words. I tend to go with “cock” for penis, often “pussy” but these days also “slit” for vagina, “tits” for breasts, and “asshole” for…asshole.

These are the standards, commonly employed in our field. They add to the mood and dynamic we’ve created between characters without being so weird or shocking they jolt the reader out of the moment.

But, if you’re like me, there are euphemisms you love but never use. For me, I happen to get a kick out of the word “schlong.” I think that word is hilarious! Have I ever used it in my work? No. Why? It’s too funny. If I were writing a comedy piece, I might find a place for it, but otherwise it’s probably going to raise more eyebrows than libidos. Look what happens to this excerpt from my menage story THE BIRTHDAY GIFT when I replace “cock” with “schlong:”

As Meredith drew her lids open, her heart nearly stopped. On a built-in bench at the opposite end of the isolated deck sat Richard and Ash. No clothes. Two men—two strangers—naked in Joyce’s backyard? A flutter of nervous excitement turned Meredith’s body into a battlefield. Leave! No, stay. Watch! No, go.

But how could she leave when, just a stone’s throw across the deck, Richard’s hard SCHLONG surged toward the well-defined muscles of his tight stomach? A tingling sensation culminated at the summit of Meredith’s lower lips when Ash reached over to stroke Richard’s rigid SCHLONG. Was this an unwelcome act? Apparently not! Richard’s magnificent hairless chest glimmered with sweat as he swept a hand across Ash’s brawny thigh. Close your mouth, young lady! You’ll catch flies.

Makes me titter more than anything else. I’ve got another one, too. I happen to really enjoy the word “snatch,” but, again, it comes across a little men’s mag for a lot of erotic encounters. Thinking back, I’m not sure if I’ve used “snatch” in my work. It’s a distinct possibility, but there are occasions where it just doesn’t work. Here’s a snatchified excerpt from my pansexual (m/f, f/f, f/f/m) novella ONDINE, which comes out on March 29th, 2010:

Welcoming Yvette’s touch, she hiked up the skirts of her gown with desperate determination. Moth to flame, Yvette’s hand cupped her SNATCH over her new silk panties. Cupped and squeezed. Beneath her bridal lingerie, sweet juices flowed. Surrendering herself completely to the woman in black, Ondine laid limp beneath the torrent of kisses. Whatever Yvette wished for, Ondine desired.

Forcing her satin-gloved hand beneath Ondine’s panties, Yvette plunged impassioned fingers into her silken SNATCH. The nectar flowed faster as she rubbed those tender lips. Yvette broke away to watch in the mirror, mesmerized as she massaged the bride’s SNATCH, but Ondine had waited far too long for that kiss. She wouldn’t let it slip away so easily. Grasping Yvette’s head in her hands, she brought the girl’s lips to hers and kissed them in a frenzy. There wasn’t much time. She had to get married soon.

Again, not quite the effect I was going for.

Oh, I just thought of another one–motherfucker. I LOVE that word. I USE that word. My editors, on the other hand, don’t love it quite so much and tend to gently sweep it under the rug. I almost never get away with that baby. “It’s too porny.” Well, strap me on and ride me like a pony, because I guess I’ve got a porny side too! LOL

So, again I’ll ask: are you like me? Do you have any of these funny or crass euphemisms you’d like to use but self-censor?

Do share!

Cheers,
Giselle Renarde
Canada just got hotter!
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My grandparent’s back yard where I played is roughly the size of a poker card. I know why my grandfather could cut it with a push mower, now. It was four pushes! The houses seem narrower, the alley’s damn near impossible to navigate. So much has changed and yet so, so much has stayed the same.

Over in Remington, we passed my other grandmother’s house, I was flabbergasted to realize that Charm City Cakes (of The Ace of Cakes on Food TV) is two blocks over from where I spent so much time rolling out saltwater taffy with the rolling pin from a toy kitchen set! Yes, I was a weird kid and yes I was excited. We passed the place where my grandfather would walk me down to the tiny park, past all the row homes with marble steps. We hit the street where my aunt lived. The one who used to watch me while my mother worked, she would watch soap operas all day but swear to my mom that she wasn’t. My mom found her out when I tried to give her a French kiss (my mother, that is). Hey! They were doing it on TV! Anyway, I had a total stroll down memory lane today. And it was good. And a bit sad. And a lot fun.

Recently I wrote a book that featured my mental version of the Avenue and the Hampden/Remington area. I really have not been there since I was young, barring brief trips to Remington when my grandmother was ill. It was as new to me today, in some ways, as if I were a tourist. I wrote my book the way I did and put off this trip because I wanted the fictionalized version of Hampden in my head to be in the book. I tend to take what is real and tweak it enough so that it is not so real. Or I blend locales. I know some writers completely fictionalize, some are completely accurate. I meet in the middle. So as usual, I wonder, what do other writers do? Care to share?

XOXO

Sommer

eXcessica new releases

College Trouble

By Elise Hepner

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Length: Short Story (3,631 words)

Category: Lesbian

Firebolt Level: 4

Excess Level: 3

Ending: HEA

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Clair and Marie have been best friends for years. As college roommates their late night study session for biology becomes an exploration of their biology when these drunken slackers need some relaxation. During their test they are faced with the consequences of not passing when their professor gives them a crash course in extra credit.

Warnings: This title contains f/f sex, threesomes, forced sex, strap-on play, and a sexual student/teacher relationship.

Nisey’s Awakening

By Dakota Trace

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Length: Super Novel (77,977 words)

Category: BDSM

Firebolt Level: 4

Excess Level: 3

Ending: HFN

Price: $6.99

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When a would-be Dom takes advantage of Nisey’s inexperience she is left bewildered and at odds with her own sexuality. Now scared of what she longs for she tries to hide from it until her best friend, Kalinda has had enough of waking to Nisey’s screams and takes matters into her own hands and contacts her older brother, Caelan. She’s had enough and wants her best friend back and thinks Caelan is the perfect man to guide Nisey back to what she longs for without traumatizing her friend any further.

Caelan is an experienced Dom, who has trained many first time subs during his time in the lifestyle, but his last experience with a newbie changed everything. When it blew up in his face, he decided to keep to the more experienced subs, so when his sister calls out of the blue with a request that he help her friend, he is intrigued but very leery. After all what could happen from answering a few questions?

Warnings: This title contains graphic language, spanking, exhibitionism, phone sex, bondage, toys, description of an attempted rape and sodomy.

Reflections of a Stranger

By Vivian Vincent

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Length: Novel (57,274 words)

Category: Romance, Paranormal

Firebolt Level: 3

Excess Level: 1

Ending: HEA

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Kenny Rosnoski finds himself having dreams of a beautiful young woman. He feels a connection to her and can’t explain it because he’s sure they’ve never met.

Annica Miller was treated more like a servant than a daughter by her own mother. She spends time in her room to try and escape her mother’s harsh treatment. When she discovers the magic of the mirror in her room, she uses it as a way to hide away from her own life. Little does she know she’ll meet the man of her dreams-a man who lives 150 years in the future!

Warnings: This title contains graphic language and explicit sex.

Uno Due Tre Quattro

By Darcy Sweet

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Length: Novelette (24,177 words)

Category: Short Story Collection

Firebolt Level: 4

Excess Level: 3

Ending: HFN

Price: $4.99

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A delicious anthology of nine erotic short stories about singles, duos, trios and foursomes. Tantalizing liaisons designed to make you squirm. This hot collection features wicked tales of ménage, lesbian encounters, homoerotic voyeurism, spanking, domination and exhibitionism.

• Uno
  1. The Soldier’s Wife – a wife alone plays for the camera.
  2. A Day to Myself – the accidental discovery of Gay Porn gives a married woman a whole new kink.
• Due

• 1. A Friend in Need – when Lara’s best friend asks for her help she discovers more than she bargained for.
  2. The Private Tutor – a spoiled piano student learns a lesson for life when disciplined by his tutor.
  3. Happy Birthday Baby – a nighttime encounter with a Cop on a deserted country road turns into the best birthday ever.
• Tre

• 1. Dirty Train Girl – dirty fantasies come to life on the 5.45 p.m. Train from Linley Station.
  2. Quid Pro Quo – a jealous wife doles out a little quid pro quo.
• Quattro

• 1. Simon Says – a game of Simon Says pushes the sexual boundaries of two couples.
  2. Revelations in the Dark – voyeuristic play ends in some serious sexual revelations for a Lila and Brent.

Warnings: This title contains ménage, f/f sex, m/m sex, m/m/f sex, voyeurism, anal sex, non-consensual sex play, spanking and discipline.

Key:

HEA = Happily Ever After

HFN = Happy For Now

? = Ambiguous/Unknown

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Last night we played a fundraiser for the Sun State Roller Girls, a roller derby troupe in southern Brisbane. I’d been buzzing already for the last few weeks, because we were supporting Gentle Ben and His Sensitive Side, another Brisbane band who have some moderate overseas touring credentials. I like their stuff, and had never seen them perform.

Then, in a serendipitous twist, we scored another band to top the bill. The Lost Weekend festival down here was cancelled, freeing up a certain American band.

Nashville Pussy.

I mean, holy fuck. Anyone who hasn’t heard these girls and guys going at it is really missing out on some great down-home filth. It’s like Motorhead being pummelled by The Band. It’s like a Suzi Quatro/Warren Zevon/Melissa Etheridge threesome. Drums to make you drool. Bass that pounds your chest like the spirits from the Lost Ark. And more hot licks than a month in a cat house.

I was stunned by the ferocity and relentlessness of the performance, and also by the utter sexy goodness of the two women on stage. Ruyter Suys was recently voted one of the top ten female guitarists in the world, and I can see why. Not just her playing, which was like a thinking person’s Angus Young, but her stage presence. A Sideshow Bob hairstyle that she flung around like she was putting out spot fires. Moves that bring to mind nothing more or less than sex. And breasts to shame a woman half her age, always clad precisely nipple-deep in a top which just might, at any moment, give way…maybe…pleeeeease…

For me, though, the highlight was on the other side of the stage. I already knew that Karen Cuda was sex on legs. I’ve had these guys as Myspace friends for a year or more. I’ve seen the pictures. Utterly delicious and pure feminine intimidation. Put a bass in her hands and start the music, though, and she moves to a whole new level. Sneers, gyrations, attitude, more tattoos than the USS Missouri and the girl CAN PLAY. Really PLAY.

How hot is she? http://www.flickr.com/photos/omom/52298952 That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout.

I’ve always found that playing bass makes a hot chick even hotter. So what do you guys find sexy in music? Is it a voice, a look, a move? Style, attitude or even a particular song? Motown or punk? Jazz or psychedelia? Is it a style of player? The lead guitarist. The drummer. The singer (yeah, yeah, it’s always the bloody singer).

Oh, and Kiki, if you’re reading this, you’re disqualified! We’re talking fantasy here. It doesn’t count when you’re married to them!

My excuse, well I just subbed a new story (to Fido) and am anxiously awaiting word, and I have just begun two more stories! Head is always swimming with ideas or words, etc. even if I am sitting at a basketball game or other school function. Lucky I can carry on conversations at all sometimes – good thing they are about nothing more than the weather or the current teacher all the parents are mad at at those school events!

Glad I could make it today – Ha Ha – but I am right in the middle of opening chapter one coming off the prologue. And, I am trying to figure out exactly how to describe that door at a respectable evening party in Regency England as it closes behind the man she thinks she wants to marry. Ah, such is the life of a writer. Crazy details about doors right before the three witches show up with their crazy magic to wreck the party – then anything goes!

Have A Great Day All!
Kiki

When I first started eroticizing I couldn’t take sex and sex fantasies seriously.  Was I embarrassed?  I guess I’m not very mature.  So, all of my stories were sort of mocking in a way.  That and I’ve had some real life disasters that worked their way into the plot.  (And I’ll certainly not tell you where!)  In Madge, the heroine tries to fuck her way to expertise – with disasterous consequences.  There’s a man who can’t get it up, one with a cock that just isn’t asthetically pleasing, another who can’t deal with a little menstruation, and still another who turns out to be gay.  It all works out in the end and Dannika’s easy-breezy personality takes it in stride.  And, she gets her happily-ever-after in the process.

I imagined it as a movie.  In my head I’d cast Mila Kunis as Dannika, Demi Moore as her mother, and Blackie from General Hospital as her father.  The Australian kid from The City would play her fiance, Zeus, with the woman from My Big Fat Greek Wedding as his mother.  Steven Soderburgh could direct it.  Oh, and Madonna and Rosie O’Donnell would play themselves.

It’s on a relatively new web-site, www.eroticarepublic.com.  Apparently there’s a rewards system where $ can be earned if the story gets favorited plus gets a high score, and gets a lot of views.  No pressure guys, really.  I’m just curious to see if the power of cyberspace really works, because it’s not like people in the real world know what I’m up to.  Not yet anyway.   My little comedy is 15,000 words long and begins with a lesbian Madonna fantasy.  After the dream, Dannika attempts to seduce a record producer, a health club trainer, a basketball star and others.  So far I’ve had a total of eighteen readers and all have responded positively.  I’d hate to leave it in the dark corner of a tiny web-site, lost and alone and hoping to make someone laugh.  Please read it if you get the chance and let me know your thoughts.

http://www.eroticarepublic.com/Story.aspx?id=1836&c=7

eXcessica new releases

Creampuffs

By Habu

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Length: Super Novel Length (83,453 words)

Category: Gay Male, Short Story Collection

Firebolt Level: 4

Excess Level: 4

Ending: HEA

Price: $6.99

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A heaping plate of both sweet and savory confection from a master of the gay male short story. Romance is “the thing” of this thirty-story anthology on man finding his man, the complex made simple, bitter becoming sweet, problems solved, dreams coming true, and otherwise sooner or later happy endings despite many a varied and painful journey to that satisfactory outcome.

Warnings: This title contains M/M, graphic language, anal sex, group sex, and nonconsent.

Pitfalls of Desire: Winston

By Jennifer Campbell

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Length: Novel (62,223 words)

Category: BDSM

Firebolt Level: 5!

Excess Level: 4

Ending: ? (see key below)

Price: $5.99

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Winston Denning: a rich CEO of his own corporation who has four women wrapped around his finger. His wife Victoria lives in virtual slavery to him and is about to be condemned to a life as a stripper. His maid Gina has become his sex toy as has his corporate assistant Cassidy and worst of all; Tanya already a chastised sex slave whom he has forced to sell her body for money. Pitfalls of Desire tells the story of what happens when Victoria Denning stands up and along with the new found friends turns the tables on her husband in a most bizarre and sexual way.

Warnings: This title contains graphic depictions of male feminization, chastity, and forced sexual service.

Reckless

By Rick R. Reed

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Length: Short Story (3,556 words)

Category: gay male, contemporary

Firebolt Level: 4

Excess Level: 3

Ending: ? (see key below)

Price: $1.99

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Paul wasn’t looking for anything special that rainy autumn afternoon when he met Max in a Chicago Starbucks. But Max was-a simple, uncomplicated romp while his boyfriend was out of town on business. And Paul was only too happy to oblige.

Come along for a heart-pounding ride full of secrets and lies.

Warnings: This title contains homosexual content and M/M sex.

Sex Tool

By Elise Hepner

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Length: Short Short (2,306 words)

Category: BDSM, Contemporary

Firebolt Level: 4

Excess Level: 4

Ending: ? (see key below)

Price: $0.99

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Everyone knows “that guy” at a party. The man who hits on innocent women all night with all the moves in the world but he just screams sleaze. Marcia goes to her friend’s parties specifically to teach these men a lesson. She see’s her mark from across the room and outwits him in confidence and speed, then she takes him to bed with her to earn and learn some respect for females everywhere.

What unfolds is a searing session in BDSM that whips her one night stand into shape and right into Marcia’s arms. He is caressed with pain, as well as want, from a woman who opens his eyes to the power of female sexuality. Rounds of sexual gauntlets and consent join these two together in their lesson on gender balance. Tip the scales and bend over boyfriend.

Warnings: This title contains f/m domination with anal sex, graphic language, and kinky wax sex play.

Key:

HEA = Happily Ever After

HFN = Happy For Now

? = Ambiguous/Unknown

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