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NERDtree is teh awsum.

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:32:24 -0400

NERDtree is teh awsum.

Found this gem of an advertisement with Michelle and Cindy...

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:29:33 -0400

Found this gem of an advertisement with Michelle and Cindy lookin’ CRAZAY over here.

“Is I’m talkin coffee or cocoa, is you loco? Cash or...

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:35:23 -0400

“Is I’m talkin coffee or cocoa, is you loco? Cash or credit for unleaded at Sunoco”

“Stop tryin to see where your eyes can’t follow Say...

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:32:59 -0400

“Stop tryin to see where your eyes can’t follow Say goodnight to the world and goodbye to tomorrow You rave and cuss so it’s a must ya get bust We’re not to be fucked with, Toys Ain’t Us”

“Nightmares and troubles, remembering the vision...

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:28:25 -0400

“Nightmares and troubles, remembering the vision Sometimes it’s frustrating when nobody listens Is this because they forget and regret To acknowledge one another, but all do respect To the veterns, experts, inmates in the cell Keep your eyes on the prize, see you soon, wish you well”

“Military is a mockery for all to see Be all you could be...

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:25:40 -0400

“Military is a mockery for all to see Be all you could be is just another trick that’s up their sleeves Punk, ya better believe that you’ll be grieving when ya ain’t receiving What was promised don’t be atonished cause ya won’t be leavin’”

“Therefore I ignore, do as I feel inside. I live with me,...

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:21:51 -0400

“Therefore I ignore, do as I feel inside. I live with me, I’ve got my back tonight”

“Yeah, cause Doodle ain’t havin it and Butterfly...

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:18:44 -0400

“Yeah, cause Doodle ain’t havin it and Butterfly knew it”

“Yes indeedy, I wrote graffiti… on the bus First...

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:14:56 -0400

“Yes indeedy, I wrote graffiti… on the bus First I’d write her name then carve a plus, With my name last, on the looking glass”

“You will now consider me the apocalyptic one After this...

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:06:37 -0400

“You will now consider me the apocalyptic one After this rhyme, henceforth, there is none”

Angry Java Developer Shows Ass

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:59:00 -0400

Here’s Ted Dziuba, on Hadoop, Ruby, Web 2.0 and OSS. As you can see not much has changed since the days of the now defunct Uncov, erstwhile slayer of Web 2.0 shitcocks the world ‘round.

One thing’s changed since the day’s of Uncov: ~~Persai~~ Pressflip has launched to a shrug-worthy reception. Here’s my experience with Pressflip at the time of this writing:

Since the screen shot doesn’t really get the message across, let’s look at the output in a more analytical form:

curl -i "http://pressflip.com/s?q=hadoop"
HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Date: Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:23:50 GMT
Server: Apache-Coyote/1.1
Set-Cookie: JSESSIONID=C82373FF41C7899FF25F50C1829CA733; Path=/
Via: 1.1 pressflip.com
Content-Length: 0
Content-Type: text/plain

Yeah. Nothing. An empty response.

I acknowledge that this is probably a temporary situation. But that’s exactly what I’m getting at: poorly implemented technology sucks regardless of the language it was written in. Scaling problems can exist on any platform.

We live in a world that for the most part lacks absolutes, but one thing I’m crystal fucking clear on: if Ted Dziuba was still doing the Uncov thing and Persai or what ever the hell he’s calling it now was someone elses product, he’d be balls deep up the ass of it’s creators, frothing at the mouth and gnashing his teeth in the midst of his orgasmic thrusts and lunges while he flung shit about it’s every inadequacy. And he’d do it in typically clever Ted Dziuba style.

Great remix of Santogold’s “LES Artistes” by...

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:03:31 -0500

Great remix of Santogold’s “LES Artistes” by XXXChange

Cool Things

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:55:20 -0500

NewsGator Feedback

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:52:00 -0500

The text of my feedback (or just click through above to see the screenshot):

As a long-time license holder I truly begrudge this product going free… for precisely the reason that I am now sitting here typing in this window. I payed for this product and don’t want anything to do with your pandering or information gathering. I just want a good solid feed reader with syncing capabilities that stays the fuck out of my business.

AIR Application Install Dialogue (yeah, that’s not...

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:51:17 -0500

AIR Application Install Dialogue (yeah, that’s not unnerving in the least)

How I Explained REST to My Wife (short and well explained)

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:07:46 -0500

How I Explained REST to My Wife (short and well explained)

voxdolo: just in case you guys want to see what effective brainwashing looks like: http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:03:28 -0500

voxdolo: just in case you guys want to see what effective brainwashing looks like: http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress
voxdolo: it's strap a dogmatic doctrine to positive thinking and call it a religion day!
voxdolo: if you're interested in decoding the jargon in his diatribe: http://www.xenu-directory.net/index.html
voxdolo: also, I'd like to pledge my undying allegiance, here, in public(ish) to the Great IPU (Invisible Pink Unicorn): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_Pink_Unicorn
voxdolo: because if you can't disprove it, it must be true.

Asian Boy - Yank Dat Cameltoe [lulz]

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:11:11 -0500

Asian Boy - Yank Dat Cameltoe [lulz]

Circular Logic

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:12:21 -0500

Circular Logic

I <3 Uncyclopedia

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:35:00 -0500

I <3 Uncyclopedia