Wat is this musik you speak of?

Alternatively: “Totally Expensive Pointless Car Mod SWAG”.

Ukranian folk-rock cover band Selo i Ludy perform Bon Jovi’s “It’s My Life” with traditional instruments in a traditional Eastern-European folk style. I’m starting to like it more than the original.

If you don’t like Facebook’s new layout, the folks at Lifehacker made a quick video to show you how you can simplify Timeline so it resembles the older look.

I still need to play this too.

Series Pilot | (04:33)

Hey Failers! Enjoy our new pilot and let us know what you think in the comments.

The healing process will take time. It involves strapping you to to a chair and making you listen to any form of music that doesn’t have a “drop” or an army of single-minded fans.

Just in case you forgot: You were not nearly as clever and romantic as this lady or chap was on Valentine’s Day. That is all.

So far so good in terms of the reception of The Secret World of Arriety.

If by some amazing grace you’ve been spared the newsfeed onslaught, this is what we’re talking about.

Australian artist Sean Avery creates these cool animal sculptures out of CD fragments. Check out more in the via link!

A cat named Skifcha is cooler than you. He’s Russian, wears paper glasses and a mustache, and regularly tweaks out to dubstep grooves.

And now you can see him in 3D!

In all fairness, you don’t go into metal to get rich and famous. You go into metal because it’s awesome. If you want fame, you get a stylist and sing mid-tempo love songs. I’m just sayin’.

Generally looking awesome sounds like the best kind of past time.

Some guy tried to hold up a Rotterdam bar and ended up getting chased out by the unarmed patrons, who were probably more irritated that he interrupted their night than anything else.c

Moral of the story: if you’re gonna rob a business in the Netherlands, you better have more than a little ol’ gun.

Even superpowers can’t save you from the dreaded Friend Zone.