Remember the cat facts trolling trick? A Redditor took it to a completely different level after his cousin gave out his new phone number on Facebook.

Since Pringles’ R&D is obviously well behind, someone could maybe try taking a crack at it themselves using a (well-cleaned) deodorant bottle and a stack of very specifically shaped potato chips.

Hardcore. Err . . . I mean hardbound.

As effective as Jenna Marbles’ face is at discouraging would-be Romeos, there’s still at least one harrowing, boner-killing reaction image that tops hers.

Toward the end, it gets trapped in the vortex and starts to mow itself.

Someone had left a plastic knife on the seat, and you said “Sorry, I can’t drive stick.”

President Obama’s State of the Union address starts at 9 pm EST, so watch it the most patriotic way possible: completely trashed!

8 hours a day, 7 days a week. –NGN

If Pink Floyd is ever looking for an appropriate accoutrement for the sax solo in “Money,” they need look no further.

Caution: Inattentive Parents Crossing

If you think this is scary, you should see the tattoo she got for From Justin to Kelly.