You can’t even handle this.

Well, so much for that idea.

Totally real gif is totally wheel. That’s why the TV was totally plugged in and totally stable.

Holy Cheezburger!

Take a sigh of relief, Pedobear won’t come after you anymore.

The Hungarian Forint is used in very large quantities ($1 USD = 218 Ft) so the government recycles a few tons of it every year. After shredding it and bundling it into bricks, the currency is shipped to charitable organizations to help with their heating cost.

Run, Auntie Em! Run for your liiiiiiiiife!

With the rise of the Dubstep/Rave Bro it’s getting harder and harder to separate them from hipsters.

We are excited to let you know that starting Monday, February 13th you’re going to get to see a new, updated look on FAIL Blog and all of FAIL sites! The new look will have a few changes, including:

- Changing our Add to Favorites, Share on Facebook, and Add to Cheezburger Site buttons to BELOW the image
- Temporarily removing our voting on all the home pages of sites. Don’t fret, you’ll have voting on the Voting Page of all sites still. We’re just going to bring back voting on our home pages in a more expressive way.
- Everything will look sleeker, but we’re still posting all the great FAIL content you’ve been seeing.

Less talk, here’s a preview of how the new sleek design will look, click to see the full sized version:



As always, feel free to let us know what you think in the comments!

Don’t get on the wrong side of a ginger.

Between my putting this together on Friday and today, it looks like ol’ Dustin got caught! Thanks for the link.

We here at Dating Fails fully support sexy rumpus and believe there should be more of it, national holiday or no.

You see, Yellow Pages, there’s this thing called the internet. It fits in our pocket and weighs considerably less than a thousand pages of pulped wood fibers. I’m sorry, but it’s time to move on.

Can’t move the entertainment stand… video game break. Can’t move my shirt… laying down break.

This is how the universe is unmade.

A nice warm bowl of hate.

There will be swift retribution for this treachery.

NavySealsofComedy took an actual, public Facebook conversation between 7th-graders and re-enacted it, verbatim, for your viewing pleasure. Middle school is serious business.

Promoting drug use, profanity, and misuse of kid cartoons all in one handy tattoo!

The First Gentleman of Finland was seated next to Crown Princess Mary of Denmark. Looks like he won’t be getting any free Legos this year.

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and romance is in the air. Use lines like this to woo whoever you’re sweet on! And when it inevitably backfires on you, send us a video of them dumping you so we can post it here!