<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss xmlns:a10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>FAIL Blog</title><link>https://failblog.cheezburger.com/</link><description>The internet has generated a huge amount of laughs from cats and FAILS. And we all out of cats.</description><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 15:22:21 Z</lastBuildDate><generator>cheezburger.com</generator><image><url>https://i.chzbgr.com/s/unversioned/images/logos/FailBlog_ol.png</url><title>FAIL Blog</title><link>https://failblog.cheezburger.com/</link></image><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45051909/37-year-old-dad-of-4-and-6-year-olds-insists-on-cooking-dinner-at-his-restaurant-every-night-wife</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45051909/37-year-old-dad-of-4-and-6-year-olds-insists-on-cooking-dinner-at-his-restaurant-every-night-wife</link><a10:author><a10:name>Remy Millisky</a10:name></a10:author><category>kids</category><category>chefs</category><category>dad</category><category>restaurant work</category><category>mom</category><title>37-year-old Dad of 4 and 6-year-olds insists on cooking dinner at his restaurant every night, wife demands he stop</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Would you enjoy eating restaurant food for dinner every single night?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;It's a tough question!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;On first glance, you'd probably be like, "Well duh, of course I would! Who &lt;i&gt;wouldn't &lt;/i&gt;want freshly prepared, restaurant-quality meals prepped by an actual chef? Don't we all want dinners that are high-quality and incredibly delicious?"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But then, when you think about it more, you might start to doubt that choice. Because as delicious as meals at restaurants are, they're not especially healthy. The reason they taste so good is because chefs use lot of oil and butter and salt in their dishes. Plus, these meals can be heavy. Sometimes you just want something light and simple, like some chicken, rice, and an applesauce cup, or a salad with a salmon filet.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This person is a chef who cooks dinner for his wife and his 2 little kids each day. However, he cooks it at work — &amp;nbsp;he works at his father's restaurant, which he plans to run one day, so it just makes sense that he'd whip something up while still on the clock during a 12-hour day.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;His wife, though, seems extremely frustrated by this, and she has not held back while scolding him about it!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 08:15:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45051909/37-year-old-dad-of-4-and-6-year-olds-insists-on-cooking-dinner-at-his-restaurant-every-night-wife" /><a10:updated>2026-04-17T08:15:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45051909/h58DC133E/kids-chefs-dad-restaurant-work-mom-family-45051909" /><dc:creator>Remy Millisky</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45044997/san-diego-woman-refuses-to-add-her-boyfriend-of-2-years-to-the-deed-of-a-house-she-bought-entirely</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45044997/san-diego-woman-refuses-to-add-her-boyfriend-of-2-years-to-the-deed-of-a-house-she-bought-entirely</link><a10:author><a10:name>Etai Eshet</a10:name></a10:author><category>Dating-Relationships</category><category>boyfriend</category><category>living together</category><category>homeowner</category><category>advice</category><category>red flags</category><category>red flag</category><category>dating</category><title>San Diego woman refuses to add her boyfriend of 2 years to the deed of a house she bought entirely by herself, 3 weeks after he moved in, and he threatens to move out</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Three weeks. That is how long it took for a perfectly good living arrangement to turn into a property negotiation.&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;h3&gt;The deal was already solid before any of this came up. Below market rent in San Diego to live with his girlfriend in a house she owns. That is not a sketchy landlord situation. That is one of the better deals available in a city where rent is genuinely painful and most people would take it without blinking. He took it too, right up until he was inside the house and realized his name was not attached to it.&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 07:30:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45044997/san-diego-woman-refuses-to-add-her-boyfriend-of-2-years-to-the-deed-of-a-house-she-bought-entirely" /><a10:updated>2026-04-17T07:30:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45044997/hF8577CEC/boyfriend-living-together-homeowner-advice-red-flags-red-flag-dating-relationships-45044997" /><dc:creator>Etai Eshet</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45020165/woman-breaks-up-with-graphic-designer-because-they-use-ai-for-work-sparking-up-an-ethical-argument</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45020165/woman-breaks-up-with-graphic-designer-because-they-use-ai-for-work-sparking-up-an-ethical-argument</link><a10:author><a10:name>Inés Soubrie</a10:name></a10:author><title>Woman breaks up with graphic designer because they use AI for work, sparking up an ethical argument: 'It's cheating!'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;This breakup may have started with AI-generated work, but the real issue ran deeper than software ever could.&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;After learning her graphic designer partner was secretly using AI for client projects, this woman realized they weren't aligned on the things that mattered most to her. What followed was less about technology itself and more about trust, transparency, and two people seeing integrity in completely different ways.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 06:45:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45020165/woman-breaks-up-with-graphic-designer-because-they-use-ai-for-work-sparking-up-an-ethical-argument" /><a10:updated>2026-04-17T06:45:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/45020165/hCB7FE5EE/cheezburger-image-45020165" /><dc:creator>Inés Soubrie</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45038597/boston-based-employees-remote-status-revoked-forced-to-come-into-a-wework-twice-a-week-with-no-one</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45038597/boston-based-employees-remote-status-revoked-forced-to-come-into-a-wework-twice-a-week-with-no-one</link><a10:author><a10:name>Ben Weiss</a10:name></a10:author><category>boss</category><category>return to office</category><category>remote work</category><category>employee</category><category>work stories</category><category>coworkers</category><category>employment</category><title>Boston-based employee's remote status revoked, forced to come into a WeWork twice a week with no one from his company on site: 'No one from my team is within 500 miles!'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;What is the purpose of coming into an office where none of the other people who work there are employees at your company?&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;This fully remote employee just found out that he was now being forced to come into the office two times a week despite the fact that he lives in Boston and everyone else at his company lives in North Carolina. Yes, none of the employees on his team lived within 500 miles of him, so there really was no legitimate reason why he needed to go to an office.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;However, this was the new policy, and there was seemingly nothing he could do about it… for now.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45038597/boston-based-employees-remote-status-revoked-forced-to-come-into-a-wework-twice-a-week-with-no-one" /><a10:updated>2026-04-17T05:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45038597/h829A7200/boss-return-to-office-remote-work-employee-work-stories-coworkers-employment-workplace-45038597" /><dc:creator>Ben Weiss</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45068805/employer-denies-27-parking-reimbursement-employee-makes-them-pay-henceforth-with-1st-class-train</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45068805/employer-denies-27-parking-reimbursement-employee-makes-them-pay-henceforth-with-1st-class-train</link><a10:author><a10:name>Brad Dickson</a10:name></a10:author><category>workplace discussion</category><category>workplace-stories</category><category>jobs</category><category>employee</category><category>job</category><category>malicious compliance</category><category>work</category><category>workplace</category><category>workplace malicious compliance</category><category>employment</category><category>in the workplace</category><title>Employer denies $27 parking reimbursement, employee makes them pay henceforth with 1st class train rides, costing 3 times more 'as per travel expense policy' </title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;At what point do you follow a process that has become ill-suited for its intended purpose?&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;When an employer balked at an unusual parking expense, the employee let them have their money, but henceforth ceased their usual cost-cutting efforts, ballooning their travel costs to triple what they were previously, all according to the process their employer had quoted when refusing to pay their parking fee.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Logic and reason be crammed, there is &lt;strong&gt;only&lt;/strong&gt; the process. Trust the process, follow the process, obey the process.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 03:30:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45068805/employer-denies-27-parking-reimbursement-employee-makes-them-pay-henceforth-with-1st-class-train" /><a10:updated>2026-04-17T03:30:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/45068805/h5F246348/work-workplace-workplace-malicious-compliance-employment-in-the-workplace-workplace-45068805" /><dc:creator>Brad Dickson</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45032453/friend-refuses-to-buy-300-cowboy-boots-for-a-bridezillas-wedding-setting-boundaries-despite-getting</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45032453/friend-refuses-to-buy-300-cowboy-boots-for-a-bridezillas-wedding-setting-boundaries-despite-getting</link><a10:author><a10:name>Celeste Mello</a10:name></a10:author><category>friendship</category><category>friendship drama</category><category>wedding drama</category><category>bridesmaid</category><category>bridezilla</category><category>wtf</category><category>life lessons</category><category>self respect</category><category>boundaries</category><title>Friend refuses to buy $300 cowboy boots for a bridezilla’s wedding, setting boundaries despite getting called unsupportive: ‘I have already spent $400+ on my dress’</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Real friends don't measure&lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/44994821/21-situationship-memes-figuring-love-out-one-text-at-a-time" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt; loyalty&lt;/a&gt; in dollars. Even on your wedding day, you can't expect your friends to overspend for your aesthetic.&amp;nbsp;But it turns out weddings can bring out people's most entitled side...&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Planning a wedding can be stressful, I get it. Many people feel overwhelmed with the preparations because they want that day to be special, perfect, unforgettable, whatever. OK, that doesn't give you the right to demand anything that crosses your mind from your friends. And honestly, a beautiful wedding means nothing if you push your friends away. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In today's story, a last-minute demand from the bride caught her friend off guard. There was a new requirement to attend &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/45008645/27-bieberchella-memes-bringing-back-bieber-fever" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;the ceremony:&lt;/a&gt; wearing brand-new, real leather cowboy boots. And not just any boots, expensive ones that had to be approved by the bride personally. Her friend had already spent more than $400 on her bridesmaid dress, and now she was expected to buy $300 cowboy boots she would likely wear only once in her life.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well, you might think, let's buy secondhand. It's a more affordable option, and if you won't be using the boots again, that's more reasonable. That's what &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/45023493/friend-sends-out-a-detailed-birthday-wishlist-expecting-her-financially-struggling-friend-to-play" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;her friend&lt;/a&gt; suggested, but she only received judgment. The bride made it clear that cheaper options would make her wedding look "trashy". That's so materialistic I wouldn't even want to go to her wedding anymore. Good thing her friend dared to set boundaries.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;How far should you go to support a friend's unreasonable wishes? Refusing becomes a healthy &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/45022469/30-year-old-homeowner-uses-his-f-250-to-set-boundaries-on-his-property-line-after-the-neighbor-parks" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;boundary&lt;/a&gt; rather than a lack of loyalty. No friend should put you in a difficult financial position just for their whims. And no one should accept that kind of treatment just to keep the peace, so cheers to our bridesmaid for standing her ground and refusing to be pushed around. &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 19:15:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45032453/friend-refuses-to-buy-300-cowboy-boots-for-a-bridezillas-wedding-setting-boundaries-despite-getting" /><a10:updated>2026-04-16T19:15:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45032453/h9B2205F7/wedding-drama-bridesmaid-bridezilla-relationships-wtf-life-lessons-self-respect-boundaries-45032453" /><dc:creator>Celeste Mello</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45068037/coworker-asks-woman-to-help-her-move-when-she-arrives-nothing-is-packed-and-learns-the-new-place-is</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45068037/coworker-asks-woman-to-help-her-move-when-she-arrives-nothing-is-packed-and-learns-the-new-place-is</link><a10:author><a10:name>Brad Dickson</a10:name></a10:author><category>entitled parents</category><category>coworkers</category><category>entitled</category><category>moving</category><category>karen</category><category>entitled people</category><category>choosing beggar</category><category>moving out</category><title>Coworker asks woman to help her move, when she arrives, nothing is packed, and learns the new place is 40 minutes drive: 'She said it'd be "just a few boxes" and maybe 2-3 hours, it took 7 and a half'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;What was supposed to be a quick favor spirals into a full-day ordeal as the woman discovers her coworker, whom she agreed to help, hasn't packed and expects more last-minute requests and favors.&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think we have probably all been in this situation: A friend, family member, or occasionally an acquaintance asks you to help them move, and you agree, and when you turn up to help them move some furniture and some boxes around, you are startled to discover that they haven't even started packing yet.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And then that sliding scale of expectation continues to move. It turns out they don't have a vehicle to move with and they haven't organized a moving truck, could they use yours? You were comfortable with the idea of maybe throwing a few boxes in the back seat and driving to their new place to drop them off, but you're not really ready to be dragging and wedging things in and out of your new car.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 17:45:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45068037/coworker-asks-woman-to-help-her-move-when-she-arrives-nothing-is-packed-and-learns-the-new-place-is" /><a10:updated>2026-04-16T17:45:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/45068037/hEF4855D8/coworkers-entitled-moving-karen-entitled-people-choosing-beggar-moving-out-entitled-people-45068037" /><dc:creator>Brad Dickson</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/44992773/old-school-boss-demands-all-it-logs-get-printed-and-put-on-his-desk-every-morning-backpedals-after</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/44992773/old-school-boss-demands-all-it-logs-get-printed-and-put-on-his-desk-every-morning-backpedals-after</link><a10:author><a10:name>Jesse Kessenheimer</a10:name></a10:author><category>boss</category><category>paperwork</category><title>Old school boss demands all IT logs get printed and put on his desk every morning, backpedals after getting buried in paperwork: 'I stacked it all up in a massive teetering pile that was about two feet high'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Analog is all the rage right now, but some automated computer processes should stay on screen.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;IT logs are one of them.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;There's one thing that every employee dreads, and that's paperwork. However, this boss had a supreme distrust for any paperwork that wasn't printed on real 8.5"x11" paper, and insisted that his workforce follow his example and print everything out. As if paperwork days could get any worse, this hair-brained printing scheme resulted in a monumental mountain of parchment stacked up on the boss's desk. Was this what you wanted, Boss Man? Like a house of cards, this &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/44983045/karen-banned-from-hoa-sanctioned-neighborhood-chat-after-she-personally-goes-after-the-moderator-in" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;pile of paperwork was over 3ft high &lt;/a&gt;after the first day of this boss's new mandate, and it was equally as precarious.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bosses have a utopic vision of how the workplace runs, but it's rarely accurate.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Although good managers are down in the trenches with the workforce and therefore have a solid grip on their business's day-to-day reality, higher-level bosses lose the plot as they get promoted. It seems the more commas in your salary, the less you truly understand daily workflows. Increasingly detached from daily operations, bosses can make some sweeping, silly decisions that drastically affect the rest of their workers, and no matter how well-intentioned, if their choices are misplaced, it makes for &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/44983045/karen-banned-from-hoa-sanctioned-neighborhood-chat-after-she-personally-goes-after-the-moderator-in" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;chaos&lt;/a&gt; down below.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This boss was tired of misunderstanding his IT team's logs. With technological advances of the last 30 years flying way over his head, he was baffled by the "secretiveness" of computer logging and insisted that his team print everything out on paper. And I mean, &lt;i&gt;everything&lt;/i&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you've ever worked with computers, especially back-end logs, you'll know that printing off every tech command is going to be a colossal waste of paper, but to the crew of snarky IT guys, malicious compliance was the only way to teach their boss that his demands were totally and completely off base.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 16:15:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/44992773/old-school-boss-demands-all-it-logs-get-printed-and-put-on-his-desk-every-morning-backpedals-after" /><a10:updated>2026-04-16T16:15:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/44992773/h37F0744A/it-logs-get-printed-and-put-on-his-desk-every-morning-backpedals-after-getting-buried-in-paperwork" /><dc:creator>Jesse Kessenheimer</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45049861/15-college-kids-who-couldnt-help-but-laugh-at-their-meal-options</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45049861/15-college-kids-who-couldnt-help-but-laugh-at-their-meal-options</link><a10:author><a10:name>Remy Millisky</a10:name></a10:author><category>university</category><category>food</category><category>roommates</category><category>college student</category><title>15 College kids who couldn't help but laugh at their meal options</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Many college students get assigned a meal plan, and the food choices range from fantastic to bleh&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;In college, many of us got those beloved meal plans. The school cafeteria food is usually okay and sometimes pretty good, depending on what you buy. My school had a Starbucks on campus, which was pretty great, and the actual food options were enough to keep us all fed. Some of my best college memories are of grabbing a booth with like 6 friends, hanging out and laughing together until some people had to leave for class, only for more people to join us in their place. Sometimes we'd spend a whole day studying in the caf (aka being on our phones and goofing around).&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But sometimes, the cafeteria was closed, and we found ourselves eating things like 1 spoonful of peanut butter, or some stale crackers and questionable cheese sticks, or maybe an unholy amalgamation of vending machine food. It happens to the best of us.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;These college kids were nice enough to share what they've been eating lately, and the results are fascinating!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 14:15:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45049861/15-college-kids-who-couldnt-help-but-laugh-at-their-meal-options" /><a10:updated>2026-04-16T14:15:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/45049861/hC8F0AE47/university-food-roommates-college-student-funny-memes-45049861" /><dc:creator>Remy Millisky</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45037573/update-data-engineer-asked-to-lead-important-meeting-realizes-they-have-no-idea-what-theyre-doing-up</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45037573/update-data-engineer-asked-to-lead-important-meeting-realizes-they-have-no-idea-what-theyre-doing-up</link><a10:author><a10:name>Remy Millisky</a10:name></a10:author><category>boss</category><category>meetings</category><category>work</category><category>leader</category><title>Update: Data engineer asked to lead important meeting, realizes they have no idea what they're doing: 'Up until now, the stakes have been low... That era has ended'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Just how long can you pretend to know what you're doing until the boss finds out your secret?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you've ever felt some imposter syndrome at work, know that you're not alone!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A lot of people get that feeling that they're tricking an interviewer into hiring them, or that they're not worthy of a raise, or that they're not good enough at their job to warrant taking on bigger responsibilities. But that's just not usually the case.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Most of the time when we feel this way, it's just our insecurities talking, while the whole time, we've actually been prepared to handle whatever may come our way.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;However, this guy had a rather special case of imposter syndrome, and he came to the internet searching for help. Luckily, people love to share their finest advice tidbits when people ask for help, and after taking some suggestions in stride, this guy felt more confident in their abilities to host a meeting.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hosting a meeting is undoubtedly stressful. Even if you've done it a ton of times, you've still got to put in the work to prepare slides, write out an opener that'll grab your audience's interests, and ensure that you can call on others to carry the topic if you need a few minutes to catch your breath.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;So how did this guy get over those pre-meeting nerves, and did they manage to "fool" all their coworkers into thinking they knew what they were doing?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:15:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45037573/update-data-engineer-asked-to-lead-important-meeting-realizes-they-have-no-idea-what-theyre-doing-up" /><a10:updated>2026-04-16T12:15:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45037573/hD88A72CB/boss-meetings-work-leader-workplace-45037573" /><dc:creator>Remy Millisky</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45038341/homeowner-gets-even-with-gossiping-neighbor-by-refusing-to-help-jump-start-her-car-leaving-her</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45038341/homeowner-gets-even-with-gossiping-neighbor-by-refusing-to-help-jump-start-her-car-leaving-her</link><a10:author><a10:name>Ben Weiss</a10:name></a10:author><category>neighbors</category><category>car</category><category>homeowner</category><category>petty revenge</category><category>entitled people karma</category><category>entitled people</category><title>Homeowner gets even with gossiping neighbor by refusing to help jump-start her car, leaving her stranded: 'Some people only look out for themselves'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Did this person's neighbor never learn to treat others the way she would like to be treated?&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yes, that simple ethical principle can actually go a long way, especially when it comes to the people who occupy your daily life. For instance, if you're sharing with someone, be it a partner or a roommate, you might want to consider respecting one another's space and boundaries. You don't want to start drama in your home, especially when said individuals are in close proximity to your food, your clothes, and your valuables.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now, anyone who has lived in a tight-knit suburban community knows that sometimes, it feels like your next-door neighbors might as well be your roommates. Not everyone exercises decorum when it comes to privacy and respecting boundaries, but it's a good idea to do so in case you ever need a show of kindness from them.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This entitled lady never subscribed to the kindness principle, which would ultimately backfire for her when her car wouldn't start on a Sunday morning.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 11:30:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45038341/homeowner-gets-even-with-gossiping-neighbor-by-refusing-to-help-jump-start-her-car-leaving-her" /><a10:updated>2026-04-16T11:30:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45038341/h86BBF43C/neighbors-car-homeowner-petty-revenge-entitled-people-karma-entitled-people-homeowner-45038341" /><dc:creator>Ben Weiss</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45040389/22-cooking-memes-for-optimistic-home-chef-learning-to-trust-the-process-april-15th-2026</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45040389/22-cooking-memes-for-optimistic-home-chef-learning-to-trust-the-process-april-15th-2026</link><a10:author><a10:name>Cata Holmes </a10:name></a10:author><category>amateur chef</category><category>FAIL</category><category>relatable memes</category><category>cooking fail</category><category>funny memes</category><category>cooking memes</category><title>22 Cooking Memes for Optimistic Home Chef Learning to Trust the Process (April 15th, 2026)</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Cooking at home is a beautiful mix of confidence, chaos, and Googling "is this supposed to look like that?" halfway through the recipe. These &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/44569349/a-mouthful-of-hilarious-cooking-memes-for-amateur-chefs" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;memes &lt;/a&gt;are for the brave souls who trust the process, even when the process is clearly going rogue.&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;There's something uniquely humbling about realizing you've used every pan in your kitchen just to make something that was labeled "quick and easy." One minute you're a Food Network prodigy in your head, the next you're scraping mystery sauce off the stove like a detective at a very low-budget crime scene. Growth.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Optimistic home chefs operate on vibes, hunger, and the firm belief that adding "a little more seasoning" will fix everything. Sometimes it does. Sometimes it creates a bold new flavor experience that will never be replicated again, no matter how hard you try. Either way, it builds character. And occasionally, a decent meal.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But let's be honest: the real recipe is equal parts trial, error, and pretending you meant to do that. Slightly overcooked? Rustic. Undersalted? Minimalist. Completely unrecognizable? Deconstructed. These memes celebrate the wins, the fails, and the wildly confident energy it takes to keep cooking like you absolutely know what you're doing.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 10:45:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45040389/22-cooking-memes-for-optimistic-home-chef-learning-to-trust-the-process-april-15th-2026" /><a10:updated>2026-04-16T10:45:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45040389/h0F3B3E3C/amateur-chef-fail-relatable-memes-cooking-fail-funny-memes-cooking-memes-funny-memes-45040389" /><dc:creator>Cata Holmes </dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45030661/employee-tries-to-take-coworkers-job-by-taking-over-her-tasks-coworker-complains-to-manager-who</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45030661/employee-tries-to-take-coworkers-job-by-taking-over-her-tasks-coworker-complains-to-manager-who</link><a10:author><a10:name>Bar Mor Hazut</a10:name></a10:author><category>management</category><category>getting fired</category><category>boss</category><category>content</category><category>employee</category><category>fired</category><category>manager</category><category>job</category><category>work</category><category>coworkers</category><category>colleague</category><category>workplace</category><title>Employee tries to take coworker's job by taking over her tasks, coworker complains to manager, who fires both of them: 'We got the same prize'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Is one job not enough for you that you must have your coworker's job too?&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Having coworkers or teammates at your job sometimes means that you have to do some of their jobs for them. All it takes is for them to take one sick day, and you find yourself over at their desk, completing deadlines and tasks that could not have waited for their return.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Even if it's not really part of &lt;i&gt;your &lt;/i&gt;job, it is generally part of &lt;i&gt;the&lt;/i&gt; job to help out when it's needed.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;While most people would avoid at all costs doing coworkers' tasks, the employee in the story below was trying to do as much of her coworker's job as possible. While they were hired on the same day, each was hired for a different role, and they weren't supposed to have much overlap. However, as the days went by, one employee kept on trying to take the other's job. She would tell other colleagues that the other employee was too busy, and would insist on taking on tasks that were meant for the coworker, until everyone simply started coming to her for tasks that were not under her job description. Meanwhile, the coworker found herself with less to do and &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/45018885/pack-up-today-manager-refuses-to-accept-employees-2-weeks-notice-ends-their-employment-on-the-spot" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;a lot more free time because of that.&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;When the coworker realized that the other employee was after her job, she turned to management, but they were no help. So, instead of fighting the system, this employee decided to use the free time to her own benefit. While someone else was overworking themselves for doing the job of two, she was starting her own business, polishing up her portfolio, and enjoying being paid for a stress-free job.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Eventually, management decided not only to fire one of the two employees, but they actually fired both of them at the same time. And you can guess which one of them took the news better…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 10:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45030661/employee-tries-to-take-coworkers-job-by-taking-over-her-tasks-coworker-complains-to-manager-who" /><a10:updated>2026-04-16T10:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45030661/hAAAFAED6/by-taking-over-her-tasks-coworker-complains-to-manager-who-fires-both-of-them-we-got-the-same-prize" /><dc:creator>Bar Mor Hazut</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45054213/neighbor-repeatedly-landscapes-new-homeowners-front-yard-before-their-move-in-date-in-an-effort-to</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45054213/neighbor-repeatedly-landscapes-new-homeowners-front-yard-before-their-move-in-date-in-an-effort-to</link><a10:author><a10:name>Brad Dickson</a10:name></a10:author><title>Neighbor repeatedly landscapes new homeowner's front yard before their move-in date in an effort to trick them into thinking it's the neighbor's property: 'He acted like he did us a favor by landscaping it'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;A homeowner struggled to stop a persistent neighbor from landscaping their front yard in a bizarre effort to create the illusion of a shared lawn between their properties.&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Anyone who has bought a home or moved into a new rental—ok, anyone who has &lt;i&gt;moved—&lt;/i&gt;has probably seen this game played out: As soon as the previous owners or tenants have vacated, fences move gardens push out, parking spaces get claimed, trees are trimmed, all in an effort by the neighbors to shape things in the way that they want it before anyone is around to say (or know) otherwise.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;When the new residents move in, sometimes without even an introduction, they're met with passive-aggressive, not always confrontational, declarations that the HOA or some other authority of some sort has told them that they're allowed special permissions and first pick for parking, and you're just going to have to deal with it.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45054213/neighbor-repeatedly-landscapes-new-homeowners-front-yard-before-their-move-in-date-in-an-effort-to" /><a10:updated>2026-04-16T09:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/45054213/h5FC25831/cheezburger-image-45054213" /><dc:creator>Brad Dickson</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45036805/23-year-old-girlfriend-brings-family-dinner-to-a-halt-after-questioning-her-bfs-moms-recipe-i-was</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45036805/23-year-old-girlfriend-brings-family-dinner-to-a-halt-after-questioning-her-bfs-moms-recipe-i-was</link><a10:author><a10:name>Remy Millisky</a10:name></a10:author><category>boyfriend</category><category>relationships</category><category>girlfriend</category><category>mom</category><category>dating</category><title>23-year-old girlfriend brings family dinner to a halt after questioning her BF's Mom's recipe: 'I was just confused'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Eating at someone's home for the first time can be awkward!&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Imagine it: you're really trying to impress your BF's family during Sunday dinner. This is a big thing for a lot of families, and it sounds amazing. Often, the entire family, including the grandparents and a few cousins, will show up each week for a huge Sunday dinner at one family member's house. Everyone gets to talk and laugh and have an amazing meal before starting the work week over again.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 08:15:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45036805/23-year-old-girlfriend-brings-family-dinner-to-a-halt-after-questioning-her-bfs-moms-recipe-i-was" /><a10:updated>2026-04-16T08:15:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/45036805/hEFD0084B/boyfriend-relationships-girlfriend-mom-dating-relationships-45036805" /><dc:creator>Remy Millisky</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45011973/20-year-old-tenant-paying-half-the-rent-deals-with-controlling-roommate-who-acts-like-its-his-house</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45011973/20-year-old-tenant-paying-half-the-rent-deals-with-controlling-roommate-who-acts-like-its-his-house</link><a10:author><a10:name>Cata Holmes </a10:name></a10:author><category>sharing</category><category>bad roommates</category><category>tenant</category><category>reddit story</category><category>psycho roommate</category><category>reddit thread</category><title>20-year-old tenant paying half the rent deals with controlling roommate who acts like it’s his house, she’s debating whether to confront him or move out: ‘You’re not turning MY air on’</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;A 20-year-old &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/44686341/tenant-keeps-telling-visitors-the-truth-about-their-apartment-landlord-demands-tenant-keep-quiet" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;tenant &lt;/a&gt;finds herself constantly clashing with her roommate, who behaves as if he has full authority over the house despite them splitting rent and bills equally. What starts as small frustrations builds into a larger issue of control and respect. After a heated disagreement over turning on the air, tensions rise, and she is left wondering how to deal with someone who refuses to communicate calmly.&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Living together was supposed to be a shared responsibility, but it quickly started to feel one-sided. Despite both names being on the lease and splitting costs evenly, her roommate makes unilateral decisions and enforces rules as if he owns the space. This dynamic has created an uncomfortable environment where she feels like a guest instead of an equal tenant.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The situation becomes more difficult because of how he reacts to conflict. Instead of discussing things calmly, he shuts down communication or becomes hostile, making it hard to find common ground. His pattern of asserting control and dismissing her input has left her feeling frustrated, unheard, and unsure of how to stand up for herself without escalating things further.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now she is stuck weighing her options while navigating a tense living situation. Confronting him could lead to more conflict, but staying silent only reinforces the imbalance. Moving out is not an easy solution either, given how recently she moved in. The situation raises questions about boundaries, communication, and what fair living arrangements should actually look like.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 07:30:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45011973/20-year-old-tenant-paying-half-the-rent-deals-with-controlling-roommate-who-acts-like-its-his-house" /><a10:updated>2026-04-16T07:30:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45011973/h5D5F760D/sharing-bad-roommates-tenant-reddit-story-psycho-roommate-reddit-thread-entitled-people-45011973" /><dc:creator>Cata Holmes </dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45031173/new-hoa-rep-threatens-to-fine-a-homeowner-for-a-shed-approved-in-writing-two-years-ago-even-though</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45031173/new-hoa-rep-threatens-to-fine-a-homeowner-for-a-shed-approved-in-writing-two-years-ago-even-though</link><a10:author><a10:name>Etai Eshet</a10:name></a10:author><category>hoa</category><category>neighbors</category><category>house</category><category>neighborhood</category><category>homeowner</category><category>entitled people</category><title>New HOA rep threatens to fine a homeowner for a shed approved in writing two years ago, even though the deed does not even ban sheds in the neighborhood: ‘Should I wait for them to fine me and respond then?’</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;HOA disputes have a specific energy that is unlike any other kind of conflict. It is not quite a legal battle, and it is not quite a neighborhood argument. It is somewhere in between, governed by documents that nobody fully reads, enforced by people whose authority has unclear origins, and occasionally inflamed by a random resident on Facebook who has very strong opinions about sheds.&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;h3&gt;Look, I don't own a home, and before I read all these stories, I thought owning one basically means you have nothing to worry about anymore. But hey, looks like, like every other thing in life, it's just a passage to a whole different set of problems. So, I could say, I got 99 problems, but owning a home and dealing with HOA, ain't 1.&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 06:45:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45031173/new-hoa-rep-threatens-to-fine-a-homeowner-for-a-shed-approved-in-writing-two-years-ago-even-though" /><a10:updated>2026-04-16T06:45:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45031173/h425EEBCE/hoa-neighbors-house-neighborhood-homeowner-entitled-people-neighbors-45031173" /><dc:creator>Etai Eshet</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45039109/employee-gets-written-up-for-going-to-his-200pm-dentist-appointment-during-working-hours</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45039109/employee-gets-written-up-for-going-to-his-200pm-dentist-appointment-during-working-hours</link><a10:author><a10:name>Ben Weiss</a10:name></a10:author><category>remote work</category><category>employee</category><category>toxic-workplace</category><category>dentist</category><category>Horrible Bosses</category><category>punishment</category><title>Employee gets written up for going to his 2:00pm dentist appointment during working hours</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;You know you're working in a backwards office culture if you're getting reprimanded for having an appointment with your dentist.&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sure, there are times in which dipping out of work for an hour or so might seem inconvenient from a manager's perspective. Still, that does not mean that you have to assume the worst from your employee just because something might not be ideal for your schedule. News flash to all the indignant managers out there: Life still does not revolve around you, even when you're the boss.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This employee now has to face an important decision. Does he allow his manager to reprimand him for taking care of himself or does he fight it?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 04:15:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45039109/employee-gets-written-up-for-going-to-his-200pm-dentist-appointment-during-working-hours" /><a10:updated>2026-04-16T04:15:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45039109/h3F6E3ACA/remote-work-employee-toxic-workplace-dentist-horrible-bosses-punishment-employment-45039109" /><dc:creator>Ben Weiss</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45022213/unsympathetic-job-recruiter-learns-valuable-lesson-after-one-of-the-interviewees-he-belittled-lands</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45022213/unsympathetic-job-recruiter-learns-valuable-lesson-after-one-of-the-interviewees-he-belittled-lands</link><a10:author><a10:name>Elna McHilderson</a10:name></a10:author><category>promotion</category><category>job searching</category><category>employees</category><category>job recruiter</category><category>job interview</category><category>job hunting</category><category>employment</category><title>Unsympathetic job recruiter learns valuable lesson after one of the interviewees he belittled lands a senior position and gets him fired: ‘I’m glad he has the life he deserves.’</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;"I ended my response by saying that I would not want any of our candidates to have the experience I did and would not want my organization to be represented in a callous and unprofessional manner."&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;There is a reason you hear "don't burn bridges" as sage professional advice. You never know who you are going to run into again when working in any professional field. Sometimes that can be difficult, because the workplace is so unbearable. But if you take the high road, it might just help you later on in life. If you take the low road, well, that might just come back around again in your lifetime and take you even lower…&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Listen, I'm all about people facing the consequences of their actions. How can anyone learn if they do not face them? But that does not mean that you are the one responsible for making them learn this lesson. Sometimes you need to know when to just walk away gracefully. This is initially what this woman did, but then karma gave her a chance to be the leader of justice, and, of course, she took it.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have been on the job hunt before, and it's not pretty and can truly make your self-worth plummet. Interview after interview with nobody reaching back out can make you truly believe that something is wrong with you; that maybe you are a talentless human in society. But don't let the man get you down! Just keep working hard and being kind, and you'll be fine.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This woman was working hard, but one job recruiter in particular really put her down. She was in tears at the end of the conversation. She thought she was doomed. But, soon after, she landed a much better job with a greater pay increase and title. Then the company that this recruiter worked for reached out to her to hopefully gain her as a new client. She needed to hire employees, but decided not to subjugate any of her employees to that upsetting recruiter. She let that company know the truth and even attached old emails from that disrespectful recruiter.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Soon after that, she saw that the man was looking for a new job… &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/45020933/self-proclaimed-micro-influencer-with-only-5k-followers-tries-to-finagle-free-stay-at-small-bed-and" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;Karma can come in many forms, bestie.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:15:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45022213/unsympathetic-job-recruiter-learns-valuable-lesson-after-one-of-the-interviewees-he-belittled-lands" /><a10:updated>2026-04-15T16:15:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45022213/hC15130CE/job-searching-employees-job-recruiter-job-interview-job-hunting-employment-employment-45022213" /><dc:creator>Elna McHilderson</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45032965/passenger-confronts-mom-of-infant-4-and-5-year-olds-after-grueling-flight</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45032965/passenger-confronts-mom-of-infant-4-and-5-year-olds-after-grueling-flight</link><a10:author><a10:name>Remy Millisky</a10:name></a10:author><category>children</category><category>airplane</category><title>Passenger confronts Mom of infant, 4, and 5-year-olds after 'grueling' flight</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;What would you do if you boarded a flight, and then discovered that you'd be surrounded by children and their parents?&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;It's certainly not going to be a perfectly quiet, peaceful flight when kids are involved!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;There are plenty of ways to keep kids busy during a flight, but you just can't guarantee they'll behave. Parents can pack them books, toys, snacks, and even an iPad with some headphones. But that still doesn't guarantee with 100% certainty that the little guys will be pacified. They still might spend the entire flight howling, kicking the backs of the seats in front of them, or even just loudly babbling in baby gibberish. It's not like you can look at an 18-month-old and politely request that they stop throwing a tantrum. Parents can try their very best, but at the end of the day, it's up to the children to dictate how the flight will proceed.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:15:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45032965/passenger-confronts-mom-of-infant-4-and-5-year-olds-after-grueling-flight" /><a10:updated>2026-04-15T14:15:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/45032965/hE35104A6/children-airplane-parenting-45032965" /><dc:creator>Remy Millisky</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45028869/22-year-old-student-refuses-to-lend-laptop-to-careless-roommate-who-previously-broke-it-and-didnt</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45028869/22-year-old-student-refuses-to-lend-laptop-to-careless-roommate-who-previously-broke-it-and-didnt</link><a10:author><a10:name>Cata Holmes </a10:name></a10:author><category>sharing</category><category>bad roommates</category><category>reddit story</category><category>computer</category><category>reddit thread</category><category>entitled people</category><title>22-year-old student refuses to lend laptop to careless roommate who previously broke it and didn’t fully pay for repairs, stands his ground: ‘I’m not comfortable risking it again’</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;A 22-year-old &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/44920325/med-student-discovers-her-79-year-old-retired-finance-exec-dad-took-130k-student-loans-to-pay-his" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;student &lt;/a&gt;finds himself in a tense situation with his roommate after refusing to lend out his laptop. The conflict stems from a previous incident where the roommate damaged it and did not fully cover the repair costs. Now, a simple request has turned into an ongoing disagreement about trust and boundaries.&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sharing a living space often requires a balance between cooperation and personal boundaries. While it is common to lend items to roommates, there is an unspoken expectation of responsibility and respect. When that trust is broken, even unintentionally, it can shift the dynamic, making future requests feel less like favors and more like potential risks.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Financial responsibility also plays a major role in these situations. Replacing or repairing expensive items can be stressful, especially when the burden is not equally shared. Even if the damage was accidental, the lingering impact remains. This can create hesitation and reinforce the need to protect personal belongings more carefully moving forward.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ultimately, situations like this highlight how important clear communication and accountability are in shared living environments. Setting boundaries is not necessarily about holding grudges, but about learning from past experiences. Navigating these conflicts respectfully can help maintain the relationship, while still allowing individuals to feel secure about their own space and possessions.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45028869/22-year-old-student-refuses-to-lend-laptop-to-careless-roommate-who-previously-broke-it-and-didnt" /><a10:updated>2026-04-15T13:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45028869/h3EED24BE/sharing-bad-roommates-reddit-story-computer-reddit-thread-entitled-people-entitled-people-45028869" /><dc:creator>Cata Holmes </dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45033989/everyone-tells-me-i-messed-up-homeowner-plants-56-cypress-trees-around-their-property-friends-and</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45033989/everyone-tells-me-i-messed-up-homeowner-plants-56-cypress-trees-around-their-property-friends-and</link><a10:author><a10:name>Remy Millisky</a10:name></a10:author><category>house</category><category>homeowner</category><category>tree</category><title>'Everyone tells me I messed up': Homeowner plants 56 cypress trees around their property, friends and family call the move a 'mistake'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;This homeowner's friends and family are telling them that 56 trees is far too many&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;But will they agree to remove them, or will they stand by their masterpiece?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A home is so customizable, especially when it comes to the garden areas. There are endless options to make the place feel and look exactly how you want it. Of course, you have to figure out which plant types will thrive in the environment you live in. But you'll often get clues from the types of trees, flowers, and shrubbery that your neighbors have. From there, you can make a little flower garden, you could make a partial garden with room for a nice lawn, or you could prioritize planting fruits and vegetables so that you can have fresh meals all the time.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You can also do what this person did!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 12:15:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45033989/everyone-tells-me-i-messed-up-homeowner-plants-56-cypress-trees-around-their-property-friends-and" /><a10:updated>2026-04-15T12:15:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/45033989/h640C8AAF/house-homeowner-tree-homeowner-45033989" /><dc:creator>Remy Millisky</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/44982021/hiring-manager-laughs-in-job-candidates-face-after-he-requests-exact-same-salary-range-that-was-in</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/44982021/hiring-manager-laughs-in-job-candidates-face-after-he-requests-exact-same-salary-range-that-was-in</link><a10:author><a10:name>Ben Weiss</a10:name></a10:author><category>salary</category><category>employee</category><category>hiring manager</category><category>job interview</category><category>money</category><category>employment</category><title>Hiring manager laughs in job candidate's face after he requests exact same salary range that was in the online posting: 'Yeah, that's not going to happen here, we were thinking more like $62k for someone at your level'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Why put a specified salary range in a job description if you were never going to actually live up to that number?&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;This hiring manager practically admitted in an interview with a potential candidate that the $90,000 - $110,000 range listed in the online posting was more aspirational than anything else. In fact, he revealed what so many job seekers fear as they conduct their searches. They were only specifying that range to attract a talented pool of applicants.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This candidate also happened to have the correct amount of work experience as listed in the posting description, yet the concept of "experience" was clearly subjective in the eyes of the hiring manager. He felt that he could use what he perceived to be the employee's lack of sufficient experience to justify offering a salary that was $30k lower than the minimum within that listed range.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;As you can imagine, the candidate had some choice words to say after this revelation.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 11:30:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/44982021/hiring-manager-laughs-in-job-candidates-face-after-he-requests-exact-same-salary-range-that-was-in" /><a10:updated>2026-04-15T11:30:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/44982021/hEF724174/salary-employee-hiring-manager-job-interview-money-employment-employment-44982021" /><dc:creator>Ben Weiss</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45018885/pack-up-today-manager-refuses-to-accept-employees-2-weeks-notice-ends-their-employment-on-the-spot</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45018885/pack-up-today-manager-refuses-to-accept-employees-2-weeks-notice-ends-their-employment-on-the-spot</link><a10:author><a10:name>Bar Mor Hazut</a10:name></a10:author><category>notice</category><category>boss</category><category>worker</category><category>two weeks notice</category><category>workplace-stories</category><category>employee</category><category>manager</category><category>job</category><category>tales-from-the-workplace</category><category>workplace</category><category>company</category><category>quitting</category><title>‘Pack up today’: Manager refuses to accept employee's 2 weeks' notice, ends their employment on the spot instead, leaving the employee baffled</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;"We don't want your notice, it'll be better if you leave now."&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;For some reason, most employees are expected to give their employers a grace period when they continue to come to work even after they quit their job. We call it 'notice'. Employees start between two weeks and a month in a workplace they have already decided to leave, just to give the workplace a chance to figure out what they are going to do without them.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But if an employee gets fired? Do they get a grace period so they can figure out what they are going to do with their life without a job? Not a chance. An employee can get fired on one random Wednesday morning, and find themself packing up their belongings and back at home with nothing to do by lunch.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Still, not many people question this system, and employees continue to hand in their resignation letters weeks in advance, even though they know that their employer would not have &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/45014789/worker-refuses-to-arrive-an-hour-early-to-shift-despite-coworkers-demands-insists-on-clocking-in-and" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;done the same if the tables were turned.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The same can be said about the employee in the story below. They were only working at their job for 13 weeks when they decided the job was not for them. Soon after, they found a new workplace, and like most employees out there, informed their employer along with a two-week notice. The surprising part of the story followed just after informing the boss they were leaving.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The boss was not interested in the notice period whatsoever. He told the employee that he would rather they pack up and leave work the same day, and not continue to work for another two weeks. He didn't need time to figure out what to do without the employee, and preferred to work with fewer workers than to have someone stay there after they had already decided to leave. The employee was quite surprised by the boss's decision, but respected his wish and left that same day.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 10:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45018885/pack-up-today-manager-refuses-to-accept-employees-2-weeks-notice-ends-their-employment-on-the-spot" /><a10:updated>2026-04-15T10:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45018885/hD1AD22B8/employees-2-weeks-notice-ends-their-employment-on-the-spot-instead-leaving-the-employee-baffled" /><dc:creator>Bar Mor Hazut</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/44985605/manager-ignores-grocery-store-workers-availability-with-friday-night-text-message-says-their</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/44985605/manager-ignores-grocery-store-workers-availability-with-friday-night-text-message-says-their</link><a10:author><a10:name>Brad Dickson</a10:name></a10:author><category>workplace discussion</category><category>employment issues</category><category>antiwork</category><category>jobs</category><category>employee</category><category>employees</category><category>Horrible Bosses</category><category>workplace story</category><category>employment</category><title>Manager ignores grocery store worker's availability with Friday night text message, says their personal life shouldn't interfere with work : 'I make $14 an hour stocking shelves'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;A grocery store worker with strictly no weekend availability found themself the target of late-night messages from their boss trying to get them to take up weekend shifts and questioning their commitment to a job that paid $14 an hour.&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;As much as your boss would like you to believe it, your job isn't your entire life.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;When we think about work-life balance, the insinuation is usually that the two have equal footing, that your work and your life are of equal importance, and that the two should be equally balanced in order for you to lead a fruitful life.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'd even argue that this is an intended effect, a clever phrase that originally was intended to spark conversation about flexible schedules and toxic workplace cultures of overwork had its meaning shifted in the 80s and instead has since been used by managers to encourage their workers to spend a little bit of extra time at the office and to be more dedicated to their work so that it is in balance with their life.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This phrase has become culturally ingrained to the point where we no longer question that work and life should be balanced with one another. Really, though, work is a component of life, a subserving part of it. If work and life are to be "balanced," work should never get in the way of life itself and your other wants, needs, and pleasures.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/44985605/manager-ignores-grocery-store-workers-availability-with-friday-night-text-message-says-their" /><a10:updated>2026-04-15T09:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/44985605/h722DE803/antiwork-jobs-employee-employees-horrible-bosses-workplace-story-employment-employment-44985605" /><dc:creator>Brad Dickson</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45020677/employee-turns-office-against-coworker-who-announced-she-didnt-like-her-no-girl-you-were-trying-to</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45020677/employee-turns-office-against-coworker-who-announced-she-didnt-like-her-no-girl-you-were-trying-to</link><a10:author><a10:name>Remy Millisky</a10:name></a10:author><category>coworkers</category><category>workplace</category><title>Employee turns office against coworker who announced she didn't like her: 'No girl, you were trying to soft launch your 1-sided beef'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;What would you do if a coworker told you to your face that she didn't like you?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;A single coworker can wreak havoc on an otherwise harmonious group of colleagues. Just ask this woman, who handled the incoming drama from a petty coworker perfectly.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some people really thrive on drama. They can't go anywhere without causing a stir. I think they live for the thrill of it. Maybe they don't have a lot going on in their lives otherwise, so the most fun thing they can think of to do is to start some workplace beef. They pick on a few people who they think are beneath them. Then they try to rally the rest of the group to also pick on them!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So how can you stop someone like that from ruining your workplace peace and serenity?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 08:15:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45020677/employee-turns-office-against-coworker-who-announced-she-didnt-like-her-no-girl-you-were-trying-to" /><a10:updated>2026-04-15T08:15:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45020677/h4FB70D54/coworkers-workplace-coworkers-45020677" /><dc:creator>Remy Millisky</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45033733/26-year-old-turns-the-tables-on-a-taxi-driver-attempting-to-overcharge-him-takes-him-on-a-joy-ride</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45033733/26-year-old-turns-the-tables-on-a-taxi-driver-attempting-to-overcharge-him-takes-him-on-a-joy-ride</link><a10:author><a10:name>Elna McHilderson</a10:name></a10:author><category>customer service</category><category>uber</category><category>lyft</category><category>cars</category><category>taxi driver</category><category>driver</category><category>inspiring</category><category>payback</category><title>26-year-old turns the tables on a taxi driver attempting to overcharge him, takes him on a joy ride that costs the driver double and gives him a 1-star rating: ‘Things take a turn…’</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;"So in the end, for his pettiness, I got credit, and he got no money going into his account, his ratings dropping, and his way of picking up anyone else was essentially blocked for a good half hour of the day."&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;It's hard out there for anybody just trying to make a living. Desperate times call for desperate measures. That being said, like, still be kind and respectful. We're all swimming up the same creek, so don't be shady to individuals. Being petty towards a large company is different. But don't try to pull something uncool with a small business or individual on that grind. We're still a society.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sometimes catching a cab is confusing, right? You could hail a cab, call a car, request an Uber, Lyft, whatever. There are so many options now, and yet all the cars seem to look the same. So it's no surprise that this group of friends made a little mistake: They got into the wrong car. They thought it was theirs, but it turns out it was just some random cab they unintentionally hailed. An honest mistake, tbh.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The friend had to cancel the old ride and was totally willing to pay the fine because it was totally his bad. But that's when the original driver decided he could take advantage of this moment and scam this guy out of money.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Little did he know that he chose the wrong friend group. This guy went into early 2000s-movie hacker mode and was able to stop the payment, redirect this guy on a wild goose chase, and then get this guy's profile suspended while also leaving him with a 1-star review. The guy trying to unlawfully make an extra buck ended up costing himself several extra bucks. That's what happened &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/45024261/rambunctious-5-and-7-year-old-nephews-break-everything-so-uncle-only-agrees-to-watch-his-sweet-4" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;when you choose chaos&lt;/a&gt; over kindness.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We know, we know. Sometimes it's hard to choose the right path, especially when everyone is financially struggling. But in this case, the path was clear. You take what you can get and move on with your day. You don't try to mess with someone else just trying to live their life. You see what happens? Karma comes back for you, clear as day! And, honestly, bravo!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 07:30:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45033733/26-year-old-turns-the-tables-on-a-taxi-driver-attempting-to-overcharge-him-takes-him-on-a-joy-ride" /><a10:updated>2026-04-15T07:30:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45033733/hE6A24103/customer-service-uber-lyft-cars-taxi-driver-driver-inspiring-payback-customer-service-45033733" /><dc:creator>Elna McHilderson</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45030917/virginia-parents-want-their-25-year-old-son-to-co-sign-a-900k-loan-against-the-share-of-the-family</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45030917/virginia-parents-want-their-25-year-old-son-to-co-sign-a-900k-loan-against-the-share-of-the-family</link><a10:author><a10:name>Etai Eshet</a10:name></a10:author><category>homeowner</category><category>parenting</category><category>loan</category><category>adult children</category><category>son</category><category>parents</category><title>Virginia parents want their 25-year-old son to co-sign a $900k loan against the share of the family home they gifted him: ‘They asked me if they can use my income to apply for the home equity loan’</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Getting gifted a 25% stake in a 1.2 million dollar house at 25 sounds like an incredibly generous thing until the day your parents sit you down and explain what they would like to do with that 25%&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;h3&gt;If you told me this morning that I'd read a story that'll make me feel grateful my parents aren't about to gift me a ton of money anytime soon, I'd tell you you're crazy. But what do you know? Life and the internet are full of surprises.&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 06:45:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45030917/virginia-parents-want-their-25-year-old-son-to-co-sign-a-900k-loan-against-the-share-of-the-family" /><a10:updated>2026-04-15T06:45:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45030917/hB6BB703E/homeowner-parenting-loan-adult-children-son-parents-family-45030917" /><dc:creator>Etai Eshet</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/44980997/boss-writes-3-page-document-critiquing-working-moms-productivity-she-responds-by-handing-in-her</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/44980997/boss-writes-3-page-document-critiquing-working-moms-productivity-she-responds-by-handing-in-her</link><a10:author><a10:name>Ben Weiss</a10:name></a10:author><category>working mom</category><category>i quit</category><category>satisfying quitting story</category><category>Horrible Bosses</category><category>funny work stories</category><category>employment</category><title>Boss writes 3-page document critiquing working mom's productivity, she responds by handing in her resignation</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;There comes a time in any working person's life when you realize just how much nonsense you are willing to put up with. This working mom reached that breaking point.&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sure, one might argue that her employer was just trying to give this woman some constructive criticism. Then again, maybe he should have thought about the best way to deliver said criticism because handing this lady a 3-page list of things she was doing incorrectly was not exactly the brightest idea. What's more, the vast majority of the items in that document were technically not a part of this woman's daily tasks and responsibilities.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So not only did this lady's boss reprimand her for not completing tasks she did not know she was supposed to complete, but he also vastly underestimated how she was going to respond to this unnecessary and harsh attempt at a takedown.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/44980997/boss-writes-3-page-document-critiquing-working-moms-productivity-she-responds-by-handing-in-her" /><a10:updated>2026-04-15T05:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/44980997/h86244B7F/i-quit-satisfying-quitting-story-horrible-bosses-funny-work-stories-employment-workplace-44980997" /><dc:creator>Ben Weiss</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/44955141/dad-protects-his-peace-by-diying-noise-canceling-bumpers-on-the-kitchen-cabinets-when-his-family</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/44955141/dad-protects-his-peace-by-diying-noise-canceling-bumpers-on-the-kitchen-cabinets-when-his-family</link><a10:author><a10:name>Jesse Kessenheimer</a10:name></a10:author><category>wife</category><category>husband</category><category>dad</category><category>kitchen</category><category>family</category><title>Dad protects his peace by DIYing noise-canceling bumpers on the kitchen cabinets when his family refuses to respect his rule to stop slamming the doors: ‘I hate loud noises’</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Families make it hard to find true peace and quiet.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Although every parent loves the tumultuous nature of their chaotic houses, relishing in the pitter-patter of little feet, while dreaming of a kitchen full of guests, every adult equally relishes silence. Ahh, the soul solace of unencumbered silence cannot be matched, but for many parents, whose lovable children, boisterous cousins, and close-knit aunties n' uncles are always around, silence is just as intangible as it is delightful. Alas, a balancing act is born in every household, especially when one family member can't stand the noise.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A dad cherished his chillness, but because his wife insisted they cheap out on their kitchen hardware, cupboard door slams made his post-work mood far from tranquil. Without the soft-closure hinges he dreamed of, each family member's culinary adventure was broadcast loud and clear to the whole house. And after a long day in a noisy workplace, this man was just looking for some quiet at home.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;When nobody respected his wishes, he took matters into his own hands with a few handy dad moments, some cleverly placed foam bumpers, and a specific goal in mind: a hushed household.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 04:15:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/44955141/dad-protects-his-peace-by-diying-noise-canceling-bumpers-on-the-kitchen-cabinets-when-his-family" /><a10:updated>2026-04-15T04:15:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/44955141/h69255464/to-the-kitchen-cabinets-after-his-family-disrespects-his-requests-to-stop-slamming-the-cupboards" /><dc:creator>Jesse Kessenheimer</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45039365/top-performing-star-technician-quiet-quits-and-begins-working-to-rule-weaponizing-company-policy</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45039365/top-performing-star-technician-quiet-quits-and-begins-working-to-rule-weaponizing-company-policy</link><a10:author><a10:name>Brad Dickson</a10:name></a10:author><category>workplace discussion</category><category>workplace-stories</category><category>jobs</category><category>employee</category><category>job</category><category>malicious compliance</category><category>work</category><category>workplace</category><category>workplace malicious compliance</category><category>employment</category><category>in the workplace</category><title>Top-performing star technician quiet quits and begins "working to rule," weaponizing company policy after being repeatedly passed up for promotion: 'Update: After 6 months, they've finally noticed that the quality of my work has dropped</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;A highly experienced, top-performing restoration technician grows increasingly frustrated after being repeatedly overlooked for promotion. Eventually, they give up and follow company policy to the letter, resulting in increased costs and delayed projects.&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;You might think that being good at your job, especially being the best at your job in your organization, would put you in a prime position for promotions as they become available in the organization. And, it often does, competency at a given level is often a good reason for moving up to the next one, with driven, motivated, and successful employees often, but not always, making great leaders.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;While motivated and driven workers often go on to be very successful at their new role, the inverse of this is a well-known concept called the Peter Principle. This is where workers who are promoted for their success and aptitude for their current role fail at the next level of management after being promoted and remain stuck here at this level, sometimes for the rest of their careers.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But there's another, third option still, When you're good at your job, and too good at your job, standing head and shoulders above your peers in terms of your production, you can oftentimes end up in a situation where your superiors simply will not promote you, as they know that they would never be able to replace you efficiently and cost effectively, and even if they hired two or three people to do your job they know that production and the quality of that production would still suffer.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;So instead of being rewarded, these high performers are quietly held in place. Not necessarily because of any malicious intent, but over a lack of courage and fear that KPIs might slip backward, and they'd have to explain to their superiors why their team is suddenly failing. Of course, the high performer will never be acknowledged for their success and may even be told to "mind their place," even though they should be much higher in the company's ranks.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Of course, eventually this will lead to a demotivated worker who will disengage from the work and probably end up leaving, then they'll have to deal with replacing them anyway, but with the added burden of having no star employee to train them.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;That's exactly what happened with this technician, who, despite carrying the company on their back for the 5 years they worked there, was repeatedly passed up for promotions. This led to them deciding to "quiet quit" and to work and think at the level they were being paid to.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 21:30:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45039365/top-performing-star-technician-quiet-quits-and-begins-working-to-rule-weaponizing-company-policy" /><a10:updated>2026-04-14T21:30:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/45039365/hE3290BE3/work-workplace-workplace-malicious-compliance-employment-in-the-workplace-employment-45039365" /><dc:creator>Brad Dickson</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45023237/roommates-girlfriend-moves-in-without-paying-rent-sparkling-debate-about-bills-and-household</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45023237/roommates-girlfriend-moves-in-without-paying-rent-sparkling-debate-about-bills-and-household</link><a10:author><a10:name>Inés Soubrie</a10:name></a10:author><category>bad roommates</category><category>reddit story</category><category>Reddit</category><category>roommates</category><category>money</category><category>entitled people</category><title>Roommate’s girlfriend moves in without paying rent, sparkling debate about bills and household boundaries: 'I never agreed to a third roommate'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Most roommates understand that relationships come with sleepovers, shared dinners, and the occasional extra toothbrush in the bathroom. But when a guest starts functioning like a full-time resident, boundaries and expectations matter.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;This tenant didn't mind his roommate's girlfriend staying over at first. The issue only started when occasional visits became constant presence, using utilities, taking up space, and effectively becoming a third person in a two-person lease. At that point, it may be less about drama and more about fairness.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 16:15:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45023237/roommates-girlfriend-moves-in-without-paying-rent-sparkling-debate-about-bills-and-household" /><a10:updated>2026-04-14T16:15:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/45023237/h9E23D05F/bad-roommates-reddit-story-reddit-roommates-money-entitled-people-entitled-people-45023237" /><dc:creator>Inés Soubrie</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45019653/7-years-of-loyalty-gone-couple-vows-never-to-fly-with-airline-again-after-getting-separated-and</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45019653/7-years-of-loyalty-gone-couple-vows-never-to-fly-with-airline-again-after-getting-separated-and</link><a10:author><a10:name>Remy Millisky</a10:name></a10:author><category>customers</category><category>flight</category><category>seats</category><category>flying</category><title>'7 years of loyalty gone': Couple vows never to fly with airline again after getting separated and placed in middle seats</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;This couple somehow both got the dreaded middle seat on their flight, but that's not the only reason they're vowing to never fly with this airline again.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;People are super picky about their seats on flights, and it's no surprise why that would be. If it's a 2 hour flight, who really cares where you sit, right?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But for a long haul flight, many people are happy to pay for the finer comforts in life. They love to relax next to their travel companions, so that they can talk, share snacks, and maybe even watch a movie together. Plus, if you can share the row with your partner, you can nap with your head on their shoulder, instead of trying to sleep without snoozing on the shoulder of some random stranger next to you. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;However, as this person learned, even if you pay for upgrades, if you pick the cheapest airline available, you still may wind up unhappy with your travel arrangements…&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 14:15:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45019653/7-years-of-loyalty-gone-couple-vows-never-to-fly-with-airline-again-after-getting-separated-and" /><a10:updated>2026-04-14T14:15:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/45019653/hA6E8D8E3/customers-flight-seats-flying-customer-service-45019653" /><dc:creator>Remy Millisky</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45022469/30-year-old-homeowner-uses-his-f-250-to-set-boundaries-on-his-property-line-after-the-neighbor-parks</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45022469/30-year-old-homeowner-uses-his-f-250-to-set-boundaries-on-his-property-line-after-the-neighbor-parks</link><a10:author><a10:name>Celeste Mello</a10:name></a10:author><category>neighbors</category><category>respect</category><category>parking space</category><category>parking spot</category><category>neighborhood</category><category>parking drama</category><category>neighborhood-drama</category><category>neighborhood-stories</category><category>parking stories</category><category>life lessons</category><category>lessons learned</category><title>30-year-old homeowner uses his F-250 to set boundaries on his property line after the neighbor parks 7 cars in front of his house: 'Now they show a little more respect'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Setting boundaries and earning respect in shared spaces can be quite challenging in any neighborhood. One dad chose to protect his property and his family in a calm, strategic way: he let actions speak.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sometimes, there's no need for &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/44956421/24-year-old-couple-move-out-of-household-with-close-friends-who-dont-pay-or-clean-sneakily-takes" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;confrontation&lt;/a&gt;. Some people say actions speak louder than words, and in some cases, that approach actually works. Confronting people can make things worse. You never know how personally they might take a fair request. No matter how reasonable your request is and how politely you approach the conversation, it doesn't always guarantee a positive outcome. It can even escalate the problem. Also, not everyone understands the difference between what's legal and what's respectful, and dealing with inconsiderate neighbors isn't always easy. Do we really need to have a conversation about basic decency? In situations like these, taking action feels like the smarter move.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Every neighborhood has its own parking drama. People tend to operate within the boundaries of what's legal and what they believe they can get away with socially in a community. So, in that sense, respect often follows the boundaries we're willing to set. Think of the old saying, 'good fences make good neighbors', but applied to &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/44975365/22-music-memes-capturing-car-karaoke-drivers-who-turn-the-volume-up-when-the-beat-drops" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;parking&lt;/a&gt; spaces. If you don't want to be walked over, you have to speak up for yourself, especially if it starts affecting your peace at home and your family's routine.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In today's story, one homeowner looked for a strategic solution. The front of his house was constantly taken over by his neighbors' vehicles, and their constant movement kept &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/44976901/21-work-memes-for-hardworking-people-who-need-coffee-before-they-can-function" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;waking his kids up&lt;/a&gt;. But instead of arguing or losing his temper, he simply set a boundary in the cleverest way possible. He put his neighbors in their place by parking his giant truck and blocking the space. Now that's one way to earn some respect. With a simple move, he ended up teaching them a lesson in consideration.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45022469/30-year-old-homeowner-uses-his-f-250-to-set-boundaries-on-his-property-line-after-the-neighbor-parks" /><a10:updated>2026-04-14T13:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/45022469/h442F0069/drama-neighborhood-stories-parking-stories-life-lessons-lessons-learned-neighbors-45022469" /><dc:creator>Celeste Mello</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45021445/customer-tries-to-report-cashier-because-they-didnt-make-conversation-while-20-customers-were-in</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45021445/customer-tries-to-report-cashier-because-they-didnt-make-conversation-while-20-customers-were-in</link><a10:author><a10:name>Remy Millisky</a10:name></a10:author><category>retail</category><category>customers</category><title>Customer tries to report cashier because they didn't make conversation while 20 customers were in line</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;You don't have to work in retail for long before discovering that customers will complain about any and everything&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;While many people go out shopping for some specific item, and others go just to window shop, some folks shop like it's their first day on Earth. It's as if they wake up in the morning and decide to make their existence everyone else's problem.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some customers can't be helped. For example, they'll show up to a clothing store and ask where they can find shoes. Then, when the employee explains that they don't sell shoes, the customer is aghast. They'll insist that they saw an ad for 50% off shoes! They'll insist, and double down, on the fact that they need shoes from &lt;i&gt;this &lt;/i&gt;store.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 12:15:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45021445/customer-tries-to-report-cashier-because-they-didnt-make-conversation-while-20-customers-were-in" /><a10:updated>2026-04-14T12:15:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/45021445/h4814813D/retail-customers-life-in-retail-45021445" /><dc:creator>Remy Millisky</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/44962053/32-year-old-confront-30-year-old-girlfriend-after-losing-access-to-their-shared-bank-account</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/44962053/32-year-old-confront-30-year-old-girlfriend-after-losing-access-to-their-shared-bank-account</link><a10:author><a10:name>Ben Weiss</a10:name></a10:author><category>Dating-Relationships</category><category>boyfriend</category><category>girlfriend</category><category>bank account</category><category>breakup</category><category>money</category><category>dating</category><title>32-year-old confront 30-year-old girlfriend after losing access to their shared bank account: 'Removing my access without even telling me wasn’t just a small change, it completely shifted control'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;What is the point of having a shared bank account if only one person can manage it?&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;For many couples, opening a joint account is one of the greatest signs of commitment you can demonstrate to one another. After all, it takes trust and vulnerability to feel comfortable sharing and managing one another's money. However, sometimes what might seem like a step forward in a couple's development could end up being a serious step back if one person exploits their newfound access to the other's resources.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This 32-year-old man thought that he and his 30-year-old girlfriend had reached this important stage in their relationship. Not only did they open a shared bank account together, but they also promised to contribute a set amount of their income to that account each month. It was quite literally an investment in their future as a couple… until one day, the boyfriend tried to log into the account and began suspecting that his girlfriend was plotting something nefarious.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 11:30:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/44962053/32-year-old-confront-30-year-old-girlfriend-after-losing-access-to-their-shared-bank-account" /><a10:updated>2026-04-14T11:30:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/44962053/h1A162604/dating-relationships-boyfriend-girlfriend-bank-account-breakup-money-dating-relationships-44962053" /><dc:creator>Ben Weiss</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45014789/worker-refuses-to-arrive-an-hour-early-to-shift-despite-coworkers-demands-insists-on-clocking-in-and</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45014789/worker-refuses-to-arrive-an-hour-early-to-shift-despite-coworkers-demands-insists-on-clocking-in-and</link><a10:author><a10:name>Bar Mor Hazut</a10:name></a10:author><category>shift</category><category>employee</category><category>manager</category><category>job</category><category>work</category><category>coworkers</category><category>clock out</category><category>morning</category><category>workplace</category><category>entitled coworker</category><category>team</category><category>clocking in</category><title>Worker refuses to arrive an hour early to shift despite coworkers' demands, insists on clocking in and out right on time: ‘They complain that I come in late’</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;If your shift starts at 8:00 AM, what time should you be at work, ready to clock in?&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Any time before 7:45 AM is the wrong answer, especially if you're not getting paid for being there earlier. The concept of dividing employees into shifts exists for a reason, and each workplace knows what they're doing when they set a time to clock in and clock out of every shift. It's all part of a well-oiled machine that you should not mess with.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The coworkers in the story below, however, are currently messing with the shift system, and they are trying to drag the entire team along with them.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Their workplace has two shifts in place: from 6 PM to 6 AM, and from 6 AM to 6 PM. Employees should arrive at work 15 minutes before their shift starts to allow a proper handoff, and to let the employees who worked before log off on time. That worked well enough until a few employees started showing up to work at 5 AM, a whole hour before their shift was supposed to start.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;According to these few employees, if everyone arrives at work an hour early to relieve the current shift before their shift ends, everyone can leave work earlier than intended, which makes everyone happy.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well, everyone except one employee, who doesn't &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/45007621/employee-ignores-coworkers-reminder-of-approaching-project-then-blames-coworker-when-she-submits" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;want to go on board&lt;/a&gt; this new system. This employee doesn't want their shifts to change to 5 PM to 5 AM, and they don't think they should be obliged to come an hour early to shift just because their coworkers do.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So, while everyone else arrives at work an hour earlier, this employee sticks to the original schedule, which makes the coworkers mad…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 10:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45014789/worker-refuses-to-arrive-an-hour-early-to-shift-despite-coworkers-demands-insists-on-clocking-in-and" /><a10:updated>2026-04-14T10:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45014789/h25527F56/early-to-shift-despite-coworkers-demands-insists-on-clocking-in-and-out-right-on-time-they-complain" /><dc:creator>Bar Mor Hazut</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45025029/manager-deletes-event-planners-spreadsheet-insists-on-doing-it-their-way-which-takes-more-time-their</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45025029/manager-deletes-event-planners-spreadsheet-insists-on-doing-it-their-way-which-takes-more-time-their</link><a10:author><a10:name>Brad Dickson</a10:name></a10:author><category>workplace discussion</category><category>workplace-stories</category><category>jobs</category><category>employee</category><category>job</category><category>malicious compliance</category><category>work</category><category>workplace</category><category>workplace malicious compliance</category><category>employment</category><category>in the workplace</category><title>Manager deletes event planner's spreadsheet, insists on doing it their way, which takes more time; their micromanagement predictably backfires: 'He insisted his way was better. Alright then'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;A micromanaging boss insists on a flawed system, only to regret it when it collapses into chaos.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;There are certain jobs that are basically invisible when they are done properly. Just like IT, and other break-fix types of systems jobs, where managers will scratch their heads, wondering, "There is never any server downtime! What do we pay them for anyway?" Yet, simultaneously, any time something does go wrong and there is an actual emergency, it's always, "Why is there a server outage? What do we pay you for anyway?"&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;No matter what, your work is never going to be fully appreciated, and you basically just can't win ever.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45025029/manager-deletes-event-planners-spreadsheet-insists-on-doing-it-their-way-which-takes-more-time-their" /><a10:updated>2026-04-14T09:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/45025029/hEA1697DD/work-workplace-workplace-malicious-compliance-employment-in-the-workplace-workplace-45025029" /><dc:creator>Brad Dickson</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45022725/female-software-engineer-stands-up-to-male-coworkers-refuses-to-play-office-mom-let-the-team-fall</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45022725/female-software-engineer-stands-up-to-male-coworkers-refuses-to-play-office-mom-let-the-team-fall</link><a10:author><a10:name>Remy Millisky</a10:name></a10:author><category>software</category><category>workplace</category><title>Female software engineer stands up to male coworkers, refuses to play Office Mom: 'Let the team fall apart'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Women aren't putting up with old-fashioned workplace expectations anymore&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;And thank goodness for that!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Workplace expectations are constantly evolving. There are your "official" tasks that you're expected to do for your job, there are the &lt;i&gt;actual &lt;/i&gt;tasks you perform each day, and then there are often a bunch of tertiary tasks that workers are expected to do. These can be small things, like being the person who goes out and buys a card for someone's birthday, and then walks around the office getting everyone to sign that card. When a coworker finds out they're expecting a baby, someone's got to plan them a baby shower, and it probably won't be the men of the office. Or maybe they're expected to organize a big lunch on the day that the boss comes in to visit.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 08:15:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45022725/female-software-engineer-stands-up-to-male-coworkers-refuses-to-play-office-mom-let-the-team-fall" /><a10:updated>2026-04-14T08:15:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/45022725/hFD7E0462/software-workplace-workplace-45022725" /><dc:creator>Remy Millisky</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45017349/30-year-old-quits-her-job-of-6-years-after-new-coworker-ben-keeps-stealing-her-work-and-credit-and</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45017349/30-year-old-quits-her-job-of-6-years-after-new-coworker-ben-keeps-stealing-her-work-and-credit-and</link><a10:author><a10:name>Etai Eshet</a10:name></a10:author><category>management</category><category>workplace discussion</category><category>employment issues</category><category>boss</category><category>workplace-stories</category><category>hr</category><category>coworkers</category><category>colleague</category><title>30-year-old quits her job of 6 years after new coworker, Ben, keeps stealing her work and credit, and faces zero consequences despite multiple complaints: ‘I addressed it with my manager, director, and HR. After a year I simply couldn’t take it anymore’</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Six years at a company, two performance awards, strong relationships across the board, and it all ends because one guy knew how to format a document&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;The credit stealer is a workplace archetype that does not get enough serious analysis. The move is almost elegant in how simple it is. You find someone competent and generous, you let them do the work and explain their thinking out loud, and then you take what they produced and put it in a nice template with clean fonts and consistent margins. Suddenly, the work looks like yours because the presentation is yours. The person who actually built the thing is standing in the room watching someone else get nodded at by managers who cannot tell the difference between substance and formatting.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 07:30:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45017349/30-year-old-quits-her-job-of-6-years-after-new-coworker-ben-keeps-stealing-her-work-and-credit-and" /><a10:updated>2026-04-14T07:30:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45017349/hB13BA5EC/workplace-discussion-employment-issues-boss-workplace-stories-hr-coworkers-colleague-45017349" /><dc:creator>Etai Eshet</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45020933/self-proclaimed-micro-influencer-with-only-5k-followers-tries-to-finagle-free-stay-at-small-bed-and</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45020933/self-proclaimed-micro-influencer-with-only-5k-followers-tries-to-finagle-free-stay-at-small-bed-and</link><a10:author><a10:name>Elna McHilderson</a10:name></a10:author><category>satisfying</category><category>small business</category><category>homeowner</category><category>bed and breakfast</category><category>influencer</category><category>Reality Check</category><title>Self-proclaimed ‘micro-influencer’ with only 5k followers tries to finagle free stay at small bed and breakfast, gets a reality check by the owner: ‘Oh, that’s okay. I have 215,000 followers…'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;"It felt so good!! I've never had the desire to flex numbers before, but this was the perfect occasion for it."&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whenever someone tells me they are an "influencer," I see them as Ken in the &lt;i&gt;Barbie&lt;/i&gt; movie when he explains his job. It's not saving lives as a lifeguard or doing necessary beach jobs, no. It's just &lt;i&gt;beach… &lt;/i&gt;Like, what does that even mean? Your job is to what? Look cool on the beach? That sounds like what an influencer does. I'm not saying all influencers are bad. There are some influencers out there with huge followings and for a good reason, because they are helping out the community. I'm not a big influencer follower, but there is that one guy who goes around the world to small mom &amp;amp; pop restaurants and has a lovely meal, PAYS FOR SAID MEAL, and then posts about it, gaining the struggling shop tons of new customers. He never demands a free meal; he always pays and encourages his followers to tip well when they come. He even ends up becoming friends with many of these restaurant owners.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;However, I would say that most influencers aren't trying to help humanity. They just want free stuff… And in &lt;i&gt;this&lt;/i&gt; economy, who can blame them? But like, come on, guys, don't be entitled and most definitely don't try to get free stuff from small businesses!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A self-proclaimed "micro influencer" recently&lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/44981509/husband-and-banker-team-up-to-get-back-at-dentist-who-demands-8321-from-his-wife-and-gets-hostile" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt; tried to get a free &lt;/a&gt;stay at a small bed and breakfast in a touristy beach town. What is a micro influencer? I have no idea, but I guess just… Someone with a normal amount of followers who is still posting like they have a huge following? I'm not 100% sure, but it sounds very cringe.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Since this was a beach town, there were tons of places that this person could have stayed at, but she wanted this quaint bed and breakfast. It is usually totally booked out for the summer due to its limited space, so it was a miracle that it was even free for that weekend. The couple who own and run it were excited for the break. But then they got the call from the influencer…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;She asked for a free night's stay in exchange for a short vlog she would do for them on her socials. Little did she know that the owners actually run a pretty successful YouTube page on the side as a fun little hobby. They don't make money off of it, they just like to have some fun. They have about 250,000 followers. This "micro influencer" only had 5k followers…&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sufficed to say, they did not give her a free stay, but they did give her a free reality check.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 06:45:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45020933/self-proclaimed-micro-influencer-with-only-5k-followers-tries-to-finagle-free-stay-at-small-bed-and" /><a10:updated>2026-04-14T06:45:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45020933/h1C1D1F41/bed-and-breakfast-influencer-vacation-home-reality-check-entitled-people-vacation-home-45020933" /><dc:creator>Elna McHilderson</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/44962565/absent-boss-gets-backlash-for-demanding-fully-remote-team-to-come-into-the-office-5-days-a-week-8-am</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/44962565/absent-boss-gets-backlash-for-demanding-fully-remote-team-to-come-into-the-office-5-days-a-week-8-am</link><a10:author><a10:name>Ben Weiss</a10:name></a10:author><category>salary</category><category>commute</category><category>return to office</category><category>remote work</category><category>upper management</category><category>employees</category><category>Office</category><category>Horrible Bosses</category><category>money</category><title>Absent boss gets backlash for demanding fully remote team to come into the office "5 days a week (8 AM - 5 PM)"</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;This employee's manager spends most of his working hours playing golf on the company's dime, while at the same time enforcing strict new in-person work policies. Make it make sense!&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ah yes, another employer has made it his mission to put a policy in place that he himself cannot even follow. We understand that several generations of workers were socialized into thinking that in-person work was the only proper way to get things done professionally.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Despite plentiful evidence to the contrary, not to mention various world events that had forced the occasional pivot to remote work, some folks even still refuse to admit that there are alternative ways to approach work.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This manager turned out to be one of those stubborn individuals, but the irony was that he was well-known for being absent during the work week. As you can imagine, it was laughable to watch this dude even try to enforce this new policy.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 05:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/44962565/absent-boss-gets-backlash-for-demanding-fully-remote-team-to-come-into-the-office-5-days-a-week-8-am" /><a10:updated>2026-04-14T05:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/44962565/h29286233/to-office-remote-work-upper-management-employees-office-horrible-bosses-money-bad-bosses-44962565" /><dc:creator>Ben Weiss</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45024261/rambunctious-5-and-7-year-old-nephews-break-everything-so-uncle-only-agrees-to-watch-his-sweet-4</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45024261/rambunctious-5-and-7-year-old-nephews-break-everything-so-uncle-only-agrees-to-watch-his-sweet-4</link><a10:author><a10:name>Elna McHilderson</a10:name></a10:author><title>Rambunctious 5 and 7-year-old nephews break everything, so uncle only agrees to watch his sweet 4-year-old niece, their mom throws a fit but uncle stands his ground: ‘[They’re] little walking tornados!'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;"I reminded her that everything in their house is broken because of the boys, and they don't even take them to movies themselves because they know they can't sit down and shut up for more than 90 seconds, let alone 90 minutes."&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;When it comes to be the fun uncle, aka the "funckle," you gotta be mentally and physically prepared. You didn't sign up to be a babysitter, but the universe kind of made you one. Not obligated to babysit, of course! We're not talking about entitled family members who demand free childcare. We mean, if you want a bond with your nieces and nephews, you should spend some quality time together.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now, &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/45020933/self-proclaimed-micro-influencer-with-only-5k-followers-tries-to-finagle-free-stay-at-small-bed-and" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;that can be difficult,&lt;/a&gt; because for someone who was not preparing to have a kid, now you have to figure out how to care for a kid, even if it's just for the day. And not all kids are easy peasy lemon squeezey to take care of. Some kids are rambunctious and out of control, or as this uncle put it, "a walking tornado."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This uncle has both kids of kiddos as a niece and nephews. The niece is a sweet angel little girl who is civil at the library and enjoys a calm walk through the museum. His nephews are wild children who jump on everything, break everything, and scream weird inside jokes only 6 or 7-year-olds understand. That is perfectly normal for boys their age, but that's a lot to handle, especially for someone who isn't even their parent.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So, when the sister-in-law found out that he was babysitting his niece on a regular basis and not her rambunctious boys, she threw a fit. She tried to spin it as if he is playing favorites and didn't want to spend time with his nephews. In actuality, he just doesn't want the responsibility of having to care for two boys who will most likely break something the second they get their hands on it…&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well, he told her that, and things did not turn out well… The grandma had to come in and separate the two from the conversation. Who is in the right here, though?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 04:15:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45024261/rambunctious-5-and-7-year-old-nephews-break-everything-so-uncle-only-agrees-to-watch-his-sweet-4" /><a10:updated>2026-04-14T04:15:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45024261/h3EAED7FB/cheezburger-image-45024261" /><dc:creator>Elna McHilderson</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45023493/friend-sends-out-a-detailed-birthday-wishlist-expecting-her-financially-struggling-friend-to-play</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45023493/friend-sends-out-a-detailed-birthday-wishlist-expecting-her-financially-struggling-friend-to-play</link><a10:author><a10:name>Celeste Mello</a10:name></a10:author><category>friendship</category><category>friendship drama</category><category>friendship advice</category><category>best friends</category><category>absurd</category><category>friends</category><category>true story</category><category>entitled</category><category>karen story</category><category>entitled people</category><title>Friend sends out a detailed birthday wishlist, expecting her financially struggling friend to play fairy godmother, sparking debate about friendship obligations: '[It's not] about money'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Thoughtful gestures don't always need money. Financial struggles shouldn't create &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/45022469/30-year-old-homeowner-uses-his-f-250-to-set-boundaries-on-his-property-line-after-the-neighbor-parks" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;tension &lt;/a&gt;in friendships, but for some people, birthday gifts can become an exception.&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Birthdays are a nice opportunity to make someone feel special, and it's great to feel noticed by your loved ones and know that a friend is listening and really cares about your wishes. There's no need to buy something expensive to make someone happy. Sometimes, the smallest details are the most meaningful ones. Just showing that you care and being there for your friend can be enough. But what happens when your friend's gift expectations are a bit over-the-top?&amp;nbsp;I mean, almost materialistic or superficial.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;That's what happened to a 24-year-old woman who &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/45008645/27-bieberchella-memes-bringing-back-bieber-fever" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;recently&lt;/a&gt; lost her job and is now struggling financially, which made it impossible for her to afford items on her friend's expensive wishlist. Now I'm just asking for common sense here. How could you expect gifts from someone you know can't afford it? And then, after your expectations aren't met, you even feel entitled to GET MAD at her? It isn't really reasonable to take offense; it's absurd and ungrateful. Your friend tried to do something nice for you, and you're acting like an entitled Karen for creating conflict out of this.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What's worse, her entitled friend didn't even get her anything for her birthday a week earlier. And yes, you can do better if you truly value your friendship; there's no need to pay evil for evil. &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/44994821/21-situationship-memes-figuring-love-out-one-text-at-a-time" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;Friendships&lt;/a&gt; aren't about 'paying back' or keeping score; they're about mutual understanding, being there for each other, and both people putting in effort to make it work, because you enjoy having them as friends, and you choose them.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 03:30:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45023493/friend-sends-out-a-detailed-birthday-wishlist-expecting-her-financially-struggling-friend-to-play" /><a10:updated>2026-04-14T03:30:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45023493/h4183770B/advice-friends-best-friends-absurd-friends-true-story-entitled-karen-story-entitled-people-45023493" /><dc:creator>Celeste Mello</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/44985861/750-for-a-satellite-dish-homeowner-challenges-hoas-750-fine-for-their-satellite-dish-that-has-been</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/44985861/750-for-a-satellite-dish-homeowner-challenges-hoas-750-fine-for-their-satellite-dish-that-has-been</link><a10:author><a10:name>Brad Dickson</a10:name></a10:author><category>hoa</category><category>neighbors</category><category>neighborhood</category><category>homeowner</category><category>neighborhood-drama</category><category>bad neighbors</category><category>neighborhood-stories</category><category>terrible neighbors</category><category>Bad Neighbor</category><category>neighbor</category><title>'$750??? for a satellite dish??': Homeowner challenges HOA's $750 fine for their satellite dish that has been on their roof for 2 years, force the HOA to back down by quoting the actual federal law</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;There's always a bigger fish, and in this case, an HOA's overzealous enforcement of their own made-up rules over a homeowner's ability to put a satellite dish on their own roof came into direct conflict with actual FCC guidelines.&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;This homeowner received a $750 fine from their HOA for an "unauthorized exterior modification." This was specifically referring to a satellite dish that they had had sitting on their roof for two years without issue. It was almost as if some busybody HOA board member had just been out for a walk and decided to take issue with a sight that they had likely witnessed dozens of times.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The homeowner initially intended to pay the fine and move on, just to avoid the hassle of dealing with it. But they decided to quickly research the situation and discovered that there was an actual FCC rule that protected satellite dishes under one meter in diameter from HOA restrictions. Score! Brimming with confidence and motivation from the fact that this quick bit of research was going to save them a serious bit of coin, they decided to dig deeper.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 21:30:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/44985861/750-for-a-satellite-dish-homeowner-challenges-hoas-750-fine-for-their-satellite-dish-that-has-been" /><a10:updated>2026-04-13T21:30:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/44985861/h36CE682F/drama-bad-neighbors-neighborhood-stories-terrible-neighbors-bad-neighbor-neighbor-hoa-44985861" /><dc:creator>Brad Dickson</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45013253/landlord-turns-a-tenants-apartment-into-a-3-month-long-renovation-experiment-then-raises-rent</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45013253/landlord-turns-a-tenants-apartment-into-a-3-month-long-renovation-experiment-then-raises-rent</link><a10:author><a10:name>Etai Eshet</a10:name></a10:author><category>landlord</category><category>lease</category><category>tenant</category><category>home renovation</category><category>bills</category><title>Landlord turns a tenant’s apartment into a 3-month-long renovation experiment, then raises rent because the unit is now considered upgraded</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;This landlord ran a months-long construction experiment through someone's home, complete with unannounced water shutoffs, a sink in the hallway for four days, workers showing up on their own unpredictable schedule, and dust on every surface, and collected full rent the whole time. Then, as a bonus, kept texting the tenant to ask if things looked finished yet. Unpaid quality control on top of the inconvenience. The audacity has a certain completeness to it.&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;h3&gt;The beta tester framing is accurate and also kind of incredible when you sit with it. Tech companies at least give beta testers the product for free. You know what they say about landlords. Can't live with 'em, absolutely. 100%, no question about it, CAN live without them.&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45013253/landlord-turns-a-tenants-apartment-into-a-3-month-long-renovation-experiment-then-raises-rent" /><a10:updated>2026-04-13T17:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45013253/h0D75DF18/landlord-lease-tenant-home-renovation-bills-landlords-45013253" /><dc:creator>Etai Eshet</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45007621/employee-ignores-coworkers-reminder-of-approaching-project-then-blames-coworker-when-she-submits</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45007621/employee-ignores-coworkers-reminder-of-approaching-project-then-blames-coworker-when-she-submits</link><a10:author><a10:name>Bar Mor Hazut</a10:name></a10:author><category>boss</category><category>worker</category><category>deadline</category><category>employee</category><category>manager</category><category>job</category><category>work</category><category>coworkers</category><category>Office</category><category>project</category><category>workplace</category><category>entitled people</category><title>Employee ignores coworker's reminder of approaching project, then blames coworker when she submits project with missing data: ‘Why didn't you remind me again?’</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;A workplace is nothing like school, and you don't have to remind your coworker when the "homework" is due tomorrow.&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;When we were in school, we felt a sense of camaraderie and responsibility for our friends. We enjoyed doing homework together and studying for exams in groups. If your best friend were bad at math, you would stay up all night with them to study for the test they were dreading, and they would have done the same thing for you for history, or whatever subject you struggled with.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;At the end of the day, it was a common goal for all of you to get through school with the highest GPA, and you were willing to help each other along the way so that everyone would get to the finish line.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In the office, things don't work the same way. Sure, you have a team and coworkers, and it &lt;a href="https://cheezburger.com/45000965/19-year-old-employee-gets-called-to-bosss-office-and-told-off-for-refusing-to-come-in-on-a-day-off" target="_blank" rel="noopener"&gt;is in the best interest of everyone&lt;/a&gt; involved that work gets done as fast and as well as possible. But it is not one's responsibility that their coworker gets their tasks done, and there is not really any sense of camaraderie between everyone in the office.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Adults should be able to get their job done without the help of their coworkers, and each is responsible for their own tasks and deadlines.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Still, the employee below wanted to give their coworker a heads up when they noticed that she still hadn't completed one of the tasks in the project. But the coworker didn't appreciate the help and insisted that she got it covered. So, the employee let it go, and when it was time to submit the project, it was clear that the coworker did not complete the task she insisted she didn't need to be reminded of.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;After handling the aftermath of the missed deadline, this coworker decided to blame the employee for not reminding her of the tasks &lt;i&gt;again&lt;/i&gt;. Suddenly, this coworker thinks "teamwork" is all that matters, and is mad that she was basically left behind.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45007621/employee-ignores-coworkers-reminder-of-approaching-project-then-blames-coworker-when-she-submits" /><a10:updated>2026-04-13T13:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45007621/hBC8EEF23/then-blames-coworker-when-she-submits-project-with-missing-data-why-didnt-you-remind-me-again" /><dc:creator>Bar Mor Hazut</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/44995589/clever-homeowner-gets-back-at-neighbor-who-always-drives-over-his-lawn-watches-neighbor-damage-his</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/44995589/clever-homeowner-gets-back-at-neighbor-who-always-drives-over-his-lawn-watches-neighbor-damage-his</link><a10:author><a10:name>Remy Millisky</a10:name></a10:author><category>neighbors</category><category>lawn</category><category>driver</category><title>Clever homeowner gets back at neighbor who always drives over his lawn, watches neighbor damage his car: 'I added cinderblocks to the corner of my yard'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;This homeowner had a bright idea for getting his neighbor to stop driving all over his lawn… but the neighbor took things way too far&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Irritating when someone routinely drives on your grass, isn't it? Once is an accident, twice is forgivable, but when a neighbor uses your lawn as their driveway every day, that's a pattern. When they're intentionally digging up your lawn, making it look less nice, they're not giving you the respect you deserve. Over time, it'll leave the lawn with a big tire-shaped stripe.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It was bothering this guy that his neighbor was doing this, so he conjured up a very simple solution&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 12:15:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/44995589/clever-homeowner-gets-back-at-neighbor-who-always-drives-over-his-lawn-watches-neighbor-damage-his" /><a10:updated>2026-04-13T12:15:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/44995589/h06C32DD9/neighbors-lawn-driver-neighbors-44995589" /><dc:creator>Remy Millisky</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/44961285/neighbor-pours-bacon-grease-onto-homeowners-property-after-disapproving-of-the-forsythia-on-their</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/44961285/neighbor-pours-bacon-grease-onto-homeowners-property-after-disapproving-of-the-forsythia-on-their</link><a10:author><a10:name>Ben Weiss</a10:name></a10:author><category>hoa</category><category>neighborhood drama</category><category>plants</category><category>homeowner</category><category>bad neighbors</category><category>petty revenge</category><category>property line</category><title>Neighbor pours bacon grease onto homeowner's property after disapproving of the forsythia on their property line: 'I was picking up leaves, felt something greasy, smelled it and sure enough…'</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;A lot of people don't know the best way to get rid of bacon grease, but this entitled curmudgeon decided to pour some over the fence and into the backyard of the guy next door. What exactly was the message he was sending?&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well, it turns out that much of the conflict between these two neighbors began over the rather large forsythia growing on one homeowner's property line. The resident who shared this story online acknowledges that he likes the plant, although it existed long before he purchased the property and moved there. Still, he had no plans to cut it down any time soon… that is, until the neighbor started stirring up a fuss over it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;After a heated exchange between the two residents, the curmudgeon next door began showing signs of pettiness, and none of them were subtle. He threw the remains of his dog's outings (if you know what I mean) over the homeowner's fence and into his backyard. That was certainly a nuisance for the homeowner but nothing he hadn't dealt with before. The discovery of bacon grease, however, ended up being a bridge too far for him.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 11:30:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/44961285/neighbor-pours-bacon-grease-onto-homeowners-property-after-disapproving-of-the-forsythia-on-their" /><a10:updated>2026-04-13T11:30:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/44961285/h2803109C/hoa-neighborhood-drama-plants-homeowner-bad-neighbors-petty-revenge-property-line-neighbors-44961285" /><dc:creator>Ben Weiss</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45000709/landlord-charges-every-tenant-a-flat-500-move-out-cleaning-fee-for-years-hits-3-families-at-once</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45000709/landlord-charges-every-tenant-a-flat-500-move-out-cleaning-fee-for-years-hits-3-families-at-once</link><a10:author><a10:name>Etai Eshet</a10:name></a10:author><category>landlord</category><category>winning</category><category>property</category><title>Landlord charges every tenant a flat $500 move-out cleaning fee for years, hits 3 families at once, they group, sue together, and win every cent back plus legal fees: ‘We stood our ground. We filed a collective action, and yesterday we won’</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Charging every single tenant a flat $500 cleaning fee on the way out, no matter what condition the apartment is in, is not a policy. It is a hustle with a paper trail.&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now I know a personal story doesn't exactly count as good news, but with how rare good news is today. Why don't we just agree that it wouldn't hurt to hear a story of tenants receiving(!) money from property managers and landlords. Thank you very much. This day already feels a little better now.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This whole thing works because moving is already a nightmare. You are coordinating a truck, a new deposit, overlapping leases, a change of address on seventeen different accounts, and somewhere in the middle of all that, a landlord slides in a charge that feels wrong but not wrong enough to blow up your entire schedule over. Five hundred dollars is a lot of money. It is also a lot of money to spend lawyering up to get five hundred dollars back. Corporate property managers know this math better than anyone. The fee exists because the fee works.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 10:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45000709/landlord-charges-every-tenant-a-flat-500-move-out-cleaning-fee-for-years-hits-3-families-at-once" /><a10:updated>2026-04-13T10:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45000709/hFA44B850/landlord-winning-property-neighbors-45000709" /><dc:creator>Etai Eshet</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/44974597/portland-resident-returns-home-to-find-the-developer-next-door-trying-to-remove-their-100-year-old</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/44974597/portland-resident-returns-home-to-find-the-developer-next-door-trying-to-remove-their-100-year-old</link><a10:author><a10:name>Brad Dickson</a10:name></a10:author><category>hoa</category><category>neighbors</category><category>trees</category><category>tree law</category><category>neighborhood</category><category>homeowner</category><category>neighborhood-drama</category><category>bad neighbors</category><category>neighborhood-stories</category><category>terrible neighbors</category><category>Bad Neighbor</category><category>neighbor</category><title>Portland resident returns home to find the developer next door trying to remove their 100 year old tree</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;A homeowner battles a developer and utility company attempting to remove century-old trees from their property for cheaper overhead power line installation.&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;While having mature trees is a bonus to any property, casting cool shade that can be enjoyed and offering solace and screening from neighbors' prying eyes into your backyard, they can quickly become massive problems for a land owner and their neighbors.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;One thing you learn quickly about having trees on your property is that trimming and pruning are not quite as simple as cutting a few branches off every now and again. It takes some serious know-how and a calculated approach to ensure the long-term health of the tree, and a tree that has been poorly maintained represents a troublesome issue at best and a potentially dangerous hazard at worst.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Still, trees, and mature trees especially, are one of those features of a property that simply can't be replaced. It's not as if you're going to wait around for 50 to 100 years for another one to grow. Even if you were to plant one today, chances are you're not going to be there to see it reach maturity.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/44974597/portland-resident-returns-home-to-find-the-developer-next-door-trying-to-remove-their-100-year-old" /><a10:updated>2026-04-13T09:00:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/44974597/h01239A18/bad-neighbors-neighborhood-stories-terrible-neighbors-bad-neighbor-neighbor-neighbors-44974597" /><dc:creator>Brad Dickson</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/44992005/clever-homeowner-gets-even-with-mean-neighbor-makes-the-entire-neighborhood-more-accessible-while</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/44992005/clever-homeowner-gets-even-with-mean-neighbor-makes-the-entire-neighborhood-more-accessible-while</link><a10:author><a10:name>Remy Millisky</a10:name></a10:author><category>neighbors</category><category>lawn</category><title>Clever homeowner gets even with mean neighbor, makes the entire neighborhood more accessible while neighbor loses 42 inches of lawn space</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;This guy doesn't want &lt;i&gt;anyone &lt;/i&gt;on his lawn, no matter what!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some people are way overprotective of their precious lawn. They spend a lot of time, effort, and money keeping their grassy space green and thriving. Then, they demand that no one enjoy it. Heaven forbid you step foot onto a warm, grassy lawn in your bare feet and enjoy the feeling of being a human on planet Earth.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;People like this cranky neighbor would put their lawn in a museum case if they could.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But since he can't do that, he's got another way of keeping folks off his property&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 08:15:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/44992005/clever-homeowner-gets-even-with-mean-neighbor-makes-the-entire-neighborhood-more-accessible-while" /><a10:updated>2026-04-13T08:15:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/original/44992005/h85B99FB4/neighbors-lawn-neighbors-44992005" /><dc:creator>Remy Millisky</dc:creator></item><item><guid isPermaLink="true">https://cheezburger.com/45000197/guy-warns-his-friend-not-to-sign-a-sketchy-contract-gets-mocked-and-ignored-so-when-the-prediction</guid><link>https://cheezburger.com/45000197/guy-warns-his-friend-not-to-sign-a-sketchy-contract-gets-mocked-and-ignored-so-when-the-prediction</link><a10:author><a10:name>Etai Eshet</a10:name></a10:author><category>friendship</category><category>friends</category><category>advice</category><category>contract</category><category>entitled people</category><title>Guy warns his friend not to sign a sketchy contract, gets mocked and ignored, so when the prediction comes true, he refuses to help the friend who comes back begging for advice</title><description>&lt;div class="ck-content"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;"I told him to slow down, get things clarified in writing, and, at a minimum, not sign that version. He laughed and signed it anyway… &lt;strong&gt;I'm not spending my weekend cleaning up something he mocked me for warning him about&lt;/strong&gt;"&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;h3&gt;I always thought everyone needs a dentist friend, an accountant friend and a lawyer friend. Not in order to take advantage of them but just to feel safe and informed with some of the curveballs life throws at us sometimes, and also, to have a sparkling smile, which is also important.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;h3&gt;I'm 1 in 3 by the way, so if you're an accountant and/or dentist reading this, let's grab a drink.&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;h3&gt;&lt;br&gt;The guy sharing this story is none of the above, but what he is is the one and only person in his friend group who actually has the mental capacity to read the documents. Not a lawyer, not a paralegal, just someone who has spent enough time around contracts to know that the fine print is where the whole story lives. Everyone else treats him like a human notary service until the moment his advice becomes inconvenient, at which point they become the fun police.&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 06:45:00 -0700</pubDate><a10:link href="https://cheezburger.com/45000197/guy-warns-his-friend-not-to-sign-a-sketchy-contract-gets-mocked-and-ignored-so-when-the-prediction" /><a10:updated>2026-04-13T06:45:00-07:00</a10:updated><media:thumbnail url="https://i.chzbgr.com/thumb1200/45000197/h59487F03/friendship-friends-advice-contract-entitled-people-entitled-people-45000197" /><dc:creator>Etai Eshet</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>