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JetBlue Flight Attendant Arrested After Argument With Passenger At JFK Airport In New York

Mon, 09 Aug 2010 20:15:57 PST

A JetBlue flight attendant was arrested on Monday after he got into an argument with a passenger on a flight arriving at John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York. Steven Slater, 39, was a flight attendant on JetBlue Flight 1052 from Pittsburgh to New York City. Just before landing, a passenger accidentally struck Slater in the head with a piece of luggage as he was trying to remove it from the overhead bin. All passengers were suppose to be seated for landing. When Slater asked for an apology, the passenger refused and swore at Slater.As the plane was landing, Slater got on the public address system and began to swear at the passenger. After the plane landed, strangely, Slater grabbed a beer, activated the evacuation slide, slid down it, and ran to his vehicle parked in an employee parking lot. He then drove home without incident.Port Authority police were not notified about the incident until almost a half hour later. Steven Slater was arrested later at his home in Queens and is being charged with criminal mischief, reckless endangerment and trespassing.Any flight attendant who grabs a beer, slides down the evacuation chute of a plane that just landed, and drives away is alright in my book. What makes it even better is that he was able to go from the plane, straight to his car, and drive away without anyone noticing for half an hour.Even though the flight attendant went a little overboard with his reaction to the situation, the passenger is at fault. There are reasons why passengers are to remain seated when a plane is landing. The rules are not there to inconvenience the passengers but to keep them and the crew safe. Next time, apologize, sit down, and enjoy your New York vacation.Well, at least he got to drink a beer before he was arrested.

Woman Disguised As Clown Robs Northeastern Pennsylvania KNBT Bank

Sat, 07 Aug 2010 09:43:35 PST

A woman in northeastern Pennsylvania has been arrested after she attempted to rob a bank while disguised as a clown. The woman, 43 year old Carolyn A. Williams, entered a KNBT Bank in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, about an hour north of Philadelphia. Williams, dressed in a clown costume, demanded money and claimed that she has a bomb. She then fled on foot with an undisclosed amount of cash.When police arrived, they found the suspect trying to change out of the clown costume in parked car at a nearby park. Williams was taken into custody and is sitting in prison awaiting her court hearing. Her bail has been set at $500,000. No one was hurt during the incident, and no explosives were found on the suspect or at the bank.The desperation of some people. I am sure that this latest bank robber has seen all the recent news stories of strange bank robberies, including a man who dressed up as Darth Vader and robbed a New York bank. I guess they are not smart enough to realize that most people who dress up in strange costumes and rob banks almost always get caught. I guess they don't realize how much attention it brings, something that you don't want when robbing a bank.

Video Of The Day - Dancing In The Rain, Oakland Style

Fri, 06 Aug 2010 10:30:39 PST

Not what I was expecting, but nice moves. Hopefully one day they can put their amazing talents to good use.

Hiroshima Toyo Carp Outfielder Masato Akamatsu Scales Wall And Makes Incredible Spider-Man Catch

Thu, 05 Aug 2010 21:53:13 PST

Masato Akamatsu, outfielder for the Hiroshima Toyo Carp baseball team, made incredible catch that has been dubbed the Spider-Man catch. During the game, Shuichi Murata hit a fly ball to deep left field. Akamatsu can be seen running as fast as he can towards the left field wall. The ball looks like it is going to be an easy home run, or so everyone thought.Out of nowhere, Akamatsu jumps up the fence, places his left food on the top of the wall, and snags the ball out of midair, robbing Murata of a home run. Sports media has dubbed the play the Spider-Man catch, as Akamatsu scaled the wall just like something the comic book hero would do.The skill required to run full speed at a ball, jump up the wall, not fall over, and make the catch is just amazing. Japanese baseball is exciting to watch. Seems like most professional players would just give up and let the ball go over the fence.

Two Women Arrested For Fighting During Kindergarten Graduation Ceremony

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 22:43:41 PST

Two women have been arrested after they started a fight, which led to a brawl, during a kindergarten graduation ceremony. The ceremony took place at Puesta del Sol Elementary in Victorville, California. Two women, Queiona Burt, 31, and Marina Ruth Vargas, 29, became physical with each other after exchanging a few words. Several other men got involved and the incident turned into a brawl.School officials decided to place the school on lockdown until police arrived to bring the situation under control. No one was hurt according to police.Police arrested the two women and they now face up to six months in jail for interfering with a school function, a misdemeanor.This has to be a first. I have read of fights at high school functions and sports games, but not at a kindergarten graduation ceremony where the kids are only 5 years old. What on earth made them so mad that they had to start a brawl. I can only assume that they have been arrested for fighting in the past.Those who fought are setting a great example for their children. Have fun in detention for six months.

News Reporter Ruins Ice Sculpture Live On Television At 2010 Orange County Fair

Tue, 03 Aug 2010 13:51:22 PST

A news reporter, doing an interview with an ice sculptor at the Orange County fair, got a little too close to the ice as he knocked over and destroyed the work of art. While live on television, the reporter decided to touch the ice sculpture, which caused it to fall to the ground and break into pieces. The ice sculptor told the reporter that he spent 8 hours on the piece of ice and that it was his most prized possession. All of it destroyed in seconds.The sculptor ended the interview, threw his tool in disgust, asked what would happen if he broke the video camera, and walked away. The reporter, obviously embarrassed, tried to apologize to no avail and promised to do something about it.I like how the reporter says he will talk to management and get it taken care of. Not sure what they will do to help. I am surprised the sculptor did not use his ice picking tools on the reporter. I am sure management would be fine with that.This video seems to get better after each viewing.

Florida Marlins Outfielder Chris Coghlan Injures Knee During Pie In Face Celebration

Sun, 01 Aug 2010 16:17:31 PST

Chris Coghlan, outfielder for the Florida Marlins, was added to the disabled list last week after he injured his knee during a post game pin in face celebration. Coghlan celebrated his teams win by planting a shaving cream filled pie to the face of teammate Wes Helms, who hit a game winning single against the Atlanta Braves last Sunday.It was all fun and games until reigning NL rookie of the year Coghlan twisted his knee awkwardly. An MRI on Monday revealed that the injury was a torn meniscus in the left knee and he could be out of to eight weeks if surgery is needed.This freak injury comes a couple months after Angels first baseman Kendry Morales broke his leg after leaping onto home plate celebrating his walk off grand slam. Not surprisingly, Marlins' manager Edwin Rodriguez has decided to ban future pie celebrations.I am an Angels fan and it was so tough and embarrassing to watch Morales break his leg in such a stupid way. Now he is probably out for the whole season. Coghlan is lucky to be out only weeks at most, but his injury was more embarrassing. I am not a fan of the pie in face in celebration. I will be glad to see it go.And who is that yelling at the end of the interview?

Paris Rosen Crashes Attempting Front Flip During Moto X Best Trick Contest At X Games 16

Sat, 31 Jul 2010 00:53:27 PST

Paris Rosen crashed hard after attempting a front flip during the Moto X Best Trick contest at the X Games 16 in Los Angeles. Before his practice session, Paris Rosen, 29, had problems with the carburettor on his bike and had to stop to fix his bike. Because of this, Rosen was unable to practice and lost confidence in his bike and his ability to land the front flip.During the attempt, everything seemed to go wrong. The bike only flipped about halfway as Rosen land hard on his back with the bike nearly falling on him. Rosen lied motionless for several minutes in front of thousands of shocked and silent fans. Medical personnel loaded Rosen onto a stretcher where paramedics rushed him to the hospital.Doctors reported that Rosen was able to move his arms and legs and should fully recover.When I was young, it took me weeks, if not months to learn how to do a kickflip on a skateboard. Each time I fell, I always thought I was tough and would dust myself off and try again. Only now do I realize what a pansy I was.Other than Travis Pastrana's double backflip a few years ago, this has to be one of the most insane tricks I have ever seen attempted, successfully or not.

New Zealand Teen Survives Fall From 16th Floor Balcony With Only Minor Injuries

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:45:06 PST

A 15 year old boy is extremely lucky to be alive and not seriously injured after he fell from his 16th floor apartment balcony in New Zealand. The teenager fell about 165 feet from the top floor of an apartment building in Monaco, New Zealand. He then crashed through the roof of a parking garage before landing on concrete. A neighbor on a lower floor contacted police when he saw the teen fall past his window. Other neighbors described the sound of impact as similar to that of a car crash.When paramedics arrived, they were stunned to find the boy alive and conscious. He only suffered a broken wrist, ribs, and minor internal injuries while avoiding hitting his head. Authorities believe the steel, wire, and mesh parking garage roof cushioned the fall and saved his life. The building railings were higher than required and structurally sound according to investigators. The circumstances that led to the fall have yet to be announced. The boy is now recovering in a hospital for his injuries and is scheduled to be released soon.Wow, lucky just plain lucky. If he was trying to end his life, then he failed miserably. Either way, without jumping to conclusions, pun intended, he should have a new perspective on life and how lucky he is to live another day.

Fail Of The Day - Skateboard And Basketball To The Face Fail

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:22:40 PST

That had to hurt. I am not sure where that kid was trying to aim the basketball, except straight into his face. By the way, is that Justin Bieber?

New York Chase Bank Robbed By Man Disguised As Star Wars Character Darth Vader

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:44:20 PST

Looks like tough times have hit the Empire, as a man disguised as Darth Vader robbed a Chase bank in New York on Thursday. An unidentified man dressed as the Star Wars character Darth Vader, entered a Chase bank branch on Long Island, New York, around noon last Thursday. He pointed a gun at workers and demanded cash. He made off with an undisclosed amount of money.The costume included the iconic Darth Vader face mask, a blue cape, and oddly enough, camouflage pants.At first, customers in the bank thought the robbery was a joke, but that quickly changed when one customer was shoved to the ground when he tried to approach.The suspect, only described as being about 6-foot-2, escaped from the bank and was last seen running across a nearby parking lot.I find this comical that this guy dressed up as Darth Vader. I would think that if you wanted to rob a bank successfully, you would want to do it with as little attention as possible. He did escape, so I guess my thinking is wrong, but now there is so much national attention on this robbery that he would probably be caught easily if he ever tried to do it again. Most bank robbers hit again and again until they are caught, so it will be interesting to see if he does indeed try it again.Hopefully next time he uses a light saber instead of a handgun as his weapon of choice.

Buffalo Attack Leaves Woman Injured At Yellowstone National Park

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 15:30:17 PST

A Utah tourist is luckily to be alive after she was charged at and trampled on by a wild buffalo while she was on vacation at Yellowstone National Park. Cathy Hayes, 49, was on vacation with her family and an unidentified 61 year old man. The world famous park, on the border of Montana and Wyoming, is well known for its wildlife and Old Faithful Geyser.The buffalo can at first be seen roaming in a parking lot while Hayes films from a safe distance. The man decided that he was not close enough and started to walk closer and closer to the buffalo as Hayes followed behind.Sensing danger, the buffalo began to charge at the couple as they were just feet away. Trying to escape, the man fell and broke his shoulder. The buffalo then continued to charge at Hayes and trampled her. Luckily, Hayes only suffered minor leg injuries.Probably not the best idea to get within feet of a wild animal that can weigh 2,000 pounds, run 30 miles per hour, and is well known for charging at people when it feels threatened. Darwinism at its finest I guess.

Long Boarding The Bombay Hills Expressway In New Zealand At 60 Miles Per Hour

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 12:25:49 PST

A group of long borders risk life and limb as they barrel down an expressway in New Zealand at speeds of over 60 miles per hour. The group of daredevils from New Zealand and Canada, use long boards to travel downhill at highway speeds. These long boards are similar to surfboards but with wheels and reach speeds of 100 kilometers per hour or about 60 miles per hour.The footage shows Canadian Andrew Chapman and a group of five others as they race down the Bombay Hills Expressway, passing cars and trucks. One of the riders can be seen as he is riding barefoot.In New Zealand, pedestrians and long boarders are legally allowed to access highways, therefore no crime was committed.The skill required to ride that fast, with cars and trucks around you, is insane. You have no brakes, either crash or slow down when the slope of the highway ends.That guy with no shoes on and wearing just shorts and a helmet is crazy. Why would you want to do this with no shoes on? Luckily, this time, no one fell. With no shoes and a helmet, I am pretty sure that falling on asphalt going that fast would really hurt. Either way, so awesome.

What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas, Except The Pain Caused By A Cop Taking You Down By The Neck

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 13:32:37 PST

This is why you listen to a cop when he tells you what to do. I bet next time, this ginger won't keep his hands in his pockets. Nice take down, looks like it hurt in slow motion.

Man Tries To Smuggle 18 Exotic Monkeys Hidden In His Belt Through Mexico Airport

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 13:55:17 PST

A man entering Mexico on a flight from Lima, Peru, was caught by authorities at the Mexico City airport after he attempted to smuggle 18 titi monkeys into the country that he had hidden under his clothes. The man, Roberto Sol Cabrera Zavaleta, 38, flew into Mexico City International Airport on a flight from Lima, Peru. As he tried to pass through customs, he was quickly stopped by Mexican authorities. Authorities questioned Zavaleta when he was seen with a large bulge under his clothes. They became even more suspicious when he became nervous after being asked what he was transporting.When Zavaleta was searched, authorities were shocked to find 18 small titi monkeys in bags tied to his belt. Two of the monkeys were found dead. Titi monkeys are small, exotic animals from South and Central America and require a permit to be transported as they are a protected species.Zavaleta claimed that bought the monkeys for $30 each to bring back to Mexico as pets. He at first tried to hide them in his suitcase, but was worried that the x-ray machine would harm them.I am still trying to understand how he sat on a flight for hours with all those monkeys under is clothes. How did he manage to sit in a small airplane seat and how was it that the other passengers did not hear any noise from the monkeys?The bulge from 18 monkeys under his clothes must have been huge. I can't imagine how he thought he would be able to make it through security without being stopped. Even trying to sneak in one monkey would have been tough, let alone 18 of them.

Police Arrest Drunk Man Who Just Wanted A Hug

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 13:09:41 PST

A man was arrested after he reportedly punched another man who refused to hug him. The intoxicated man, Dominique J. Conway, 23, approached another man and attempted to give him a hug. When he was refused, the suspect became irritated.Conway then punched the other man in the face for refusing his hug, then proceeded to punch and dent surrounding vehicles in the area.When police arrived, they found the drunk man and arrested him for simple assault and criminal mischief. His blood alcohol was later measured at .086.All he wanted was hug, just one hug. I hope that it was worth being punched in the face instead of just giving the drunk guy a hug. Ok, I guess I would have been punched in the face also since I wouldn't give some random, drunk guy a hug either. And only .086? Come on, you can do better than that. Makes me think that he had other reasons for asking for a hug.

Pennsylvania Teacher Faked Brain Tumor Story For Years In Order To Take Sick Time Off From Work

Sat, 17 Jul 2010 11:14:49 PST

A Pennsylvania teacher has been accused of lying to school officials and students for years about having a brain tumor so she could take time off from work. Leslie Herneisey, 59, worked as a teacher at Middletown Middle School in Middletown, Pennsylvania. For many years, she claimed to have an inoperable brain tumor. Herneisey took sick days off of work over the years, claiming she was at chemotherapy.Lack of symptoms made school officials suspicious of her sickness. After investigating, police uncovered the truth that Herneisey had been forging documents claiming that she was sick and that her story was all a lie.After Herneisey resigned from her teaching job, she admitted she had made the whole story up. She now faces 12 counts of forgery and claims to be battling depression.Now who is really going to believe she is battling depression? Seems to me she is making that story up also so the judge will have some compassion on her.I have heard of similar stories like this in the past, but none of those involved a teacher who people trust, respect, and learn from. I hope a couple days off of work watching Oprah or shopping at Walmart was worth ruining the rest of your life.

Man Arrested After Using Counterfeit Money To Pay His $400 Bail

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 23:22:59 PST

A man, arrested for shoplifting, decided to use counterfeit cash to pay his $400 bail so he could be released from jail. Authorities said the man was arrested on July 7th after he attempted to steal items at a clothing store. He was sent to jail after police noticed that the man had two warrants out for his arrest.The man paid his $400 bail and was released from jail. It was not until later that police noticed that the cash used to pay the bail was counterfeit.Unexpectedly, the man returned to the jail to argue that he paid $400 when his bail should have been $200. He asked for $200 back and instead was arrested on the spot for using counterfeit money. He is now sitting in the Burlington County Jail with his bail now set at $5,000.This is one of the better stupid criminal stories that I have heard of. For most criminals, and non criminals, they know that you never return to the scene of the crime when you get away with it, especially in a situation when you are using counterfeit money and you are using it to pay your bail. How stupid can you be?Like they say, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Video Of The Day - False Killer Whale Dolphin Jumps Out Of Aquarium Tank In Japan

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 22:24:44 PST

A false killer whale, which is actually a type of dolphin, suddenly jumped out of its holding tank during a show at Okinawa Churaumi Aquarium in Japan. The dolphin, a female named Kuru, was saved by workers as they used a crane to place the her back in the water with only a few bumps and bruises.

Drunk Australian Man Bitten By Fatso The Crocodile After Trying To Sit On Its Back

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 22:28:17 PST

A man who was kicked out of a bar in Perth, Australia, jumped the fence of a zoo and decided to take a joyride on the back of a 1,800 pound crocodile named Fatso. The unidentified 36 year old male was kicked out of a pub for being too drunk. Instead of stumbling home or taking a taxi, the man decided to scale the barbed wire fence of nearby Broome Crocodile Park, so he could pet Fatso, a saltwater crocodile.When the man approached the 1,800 pound, 16 foot crocodile, he decided jump on its back and ride it like a horse. Sensing danger, the crocodile spun around and bit the man on the right leg, causing deep lacerations. Eventually, the animal released its hold, and the man was able to escape back over the fence. The injured man somehow made his way back to the pub where he was able to get help for his injures.The parks owner, Malcolm Douglas, decided not to press charges on the man as he recovers at Broome Regional Hospital for severe lacerations on his right leg.It's amazing how this guy jumped a bared wire fence and then tried to ride the back one of the biggest and deadliest reptiles all while extremely intoxicated. It is truly amazing. This guy is lucky to have made it out alive. Saltwater crocodiles are one of the largest reptiles and could crush a man with one bite.

Fan, Nicknamed Jimmy Jump, Attempts To Steal World Cup Trophy Displayed On Field

Sun, 11 Jul 2010 19:51:48 PST

A fan was taken down by security prior to the World Cup match between Spain and the Netherlands as he attempted to steal the golden trophy that was on display for all to see. The fan, nicknamed Jimmy Jump, jumped onto the field and ran straight for the trophy which is awarded to the winner of the World Cup every four years.Security reached the intruder and knocked him to the ground just seconds before he would have been able to grab the trophy. Security then dragged the man off the field right in front of a group of photographers.Jimmy Jump, who also ran on the field during the 2004 final game, wore a red hat and a shirt with an anti-racism message reading Salta Salta Jimmy Jump Against racism.Looks like someone on the security team was sleeping. How can they allow someone to jump on the field and make it all the way to the trophy before being caught? With almost a billion people watching this event, you would think they would step up security as there are a lot of bad people out there who would like to cause havoc. Luckily, Jimmy Jump didn't cause any damage or harm.With that aside, that takes some nerves of steel to run on the field and try to grab one of the most sought after trophies in the world. I wish he made it to the trophy and ran off with it just to see what would happen next.Little did we know this would be the most exciting part of the game to follow.

Video Of The Day - Girl Tries To Backflip On Live Television News Show, Fails Twice

Sat, 10 Jul 2010 22:54:03 PST

If at first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again, unless it is on live television and you face plant, twice. Even the news lady tries to avoid the situation by waling away and talking about the design of the yard when the girl is still laying face first on the ground. I can only imagine what she will have to put up with from all her friends and classmates. I wish she tried a third time.

Fail Of The Day - Escalator Fail

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 22:09:49 PST

This guy has it all wrong. Escalators are for standing or walking down, not for flying over. This is quite possibly the worst face plant I have ever seen, and at the same time, one of the best.

Fight Occurs During Tour de France Between Cyclists Rui Costa And Raul Barredo

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 19:53:29 PST

An unusual fight broke out between two cyclists, Rui Costa and Raul Barredo, after finishing stage 6 of the Tour de France. Cyclist Raul Barredo approached Rui Costa at the conclusion of stage 6 of the Tour de France, and for unknown reasons, the two started exchanging punches, while security tried to hold the two back.After a few swings, the fight ended as quickly as it started. Neither cyclists were injured, but both were fined about $350 for their immature behavior.Cycling is a strange sport. It is one of those sports that no one really watches on television and also a sport that most people do not participate in. Even golf is more exciting to watch.I do admit that this fight is pretty entertaining and brings some sort of excitement to a boring sport but come on, watching guys punch each other while wearing helmets and spandex, not for me.

Huggies Jeans Baby Commercial Makes Me Want To Go Out And Buy Them

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 18:51:23 PST

This Huggies baby jeans commercial is one of the best commercials I have ever seen. I am pretty sure that this baby is cooler and has more game than me. I don't have a baby now, but when I do, I will be sure to buy these.

Video Of The Day - Man Gets His Head Stuck In Subway Doors

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 14:48:30 PST

This is what happens when you ignore the warnings like mind the gap and stand clear of the closing doors please. He tries to play it off by laughing, but he knows he is a total idiot and lucky the train did not move before someone realized he was stuck.

Man Arrested After Riding Lawn Mower On Iowa Highway While Under The Influence

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 01:27:49 PST

A man has been arrested in Iowa after he was pulled over while driving a lawn mower on a highway while under the influence of alcohol. On Wednesday night, reports came in that a man was driving a lawn mower all over the road with no headlights on. Officers caught up with the man on Highway 17 near Madrid, Iowa, outside of Des Moines.Robert Grimstad, 38, was arrested by police for driving under the influence of alcohol after his blood alcohol level was tested at .190, more than double the .08 limit. Grimstad told police that he was out picking up cans.The Des Moines Register reported that the lawn mower was a six-speed Bolens model with a top speed of 5 miles per hour.I guess this is what happens with people who live and drink a little too much in Iowa. Not something you hear about everyday in California. But what a great story to tell over his next beer.

Video Of The Day - The Vuvuzela, Will It Blend?

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 14:39:16 PST

I can't figure which is more annoying. The sound of the vuvuzela, or this video showing a wuvuzela being blended. Either way, good riddance vuvuzela.

Texas Rangers Fan Falls From Second Deck During Game While Reaching For Foul Ball

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 22:50:11 PST

A Texas Rangers fan has been seriously hurt after he fell from the second deck at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington while leaning for a foul ball during a game against the Cleveland Indians. The unidentified man lost his balance as he was attempting to catch a Nelson Cruz foul ball. He fell about 30 feet from the second deck to the field level seats below. Four other fans were also injured.Several players on the field, along with the umpire, were shook up as they saw what had happened. Play was then suspended for 16 minutes and the field was cleared while paramedics helped the injured fan.The man was taken to John Peter Smith in Fort Worth where he is stable and responsive and able to move his arms and legs.At first thought this sounded funny. After seeing the reactions by the umpire and the players, I now feel horrible for the fan, coming from a fellow baseball fan. The good news is that he is stable and responsive and should recover. I hope he somehow gets the foul ball he was reaching for and maybe a few tickets to a future Rangers game.

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced To 90 Days In Jail For Violating Probation

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 14:53:28 PST

Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating her probation. Lohan was arrested twice in 2007 for driving under the influence of alcohol and also charged with reckless driving. She was required to attend classes for her addiction but failed to complete them. She was often seen partying in such places as Europe instead of attending her court ordered classes.Not sure why I am posting this, but I think it is pretty funny. She tried to get her way out of trouble again, but not this time. Crying didn't help either. Have fun in jail!

Police Respond To Driver Brandishing Squirt Guns

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 13:39:19 PST

Police in Duluth, Minnesota pulled over a vehicle after they received reports that the driver was brandishing a weapon, which turned out to be a squirt gun. After police pulled over the car, they searched it for weapons and found multiple Super Soaker squirt guns in the back seat.The Duluth News Tribune reported that no arrests were made and no one was hurt.Must be a slow day at the Duluth police station. Must be a slow day for Fail Pick also. Luckily, this didn't turn into a shootout.

Fail Of The Day - Bowling Fail Turns Into Bowling Win

Mon, 05 Jul 2010 23:02:29 PST

Is it a bowling fail or a win or both?

Video Of The Day - Pennsylvania Fireworks Display Goes Very Wrong

Mon, 05 Jul 2010 18:56:11 PST

Just wait for it. The ending of this fireworks show reminds me of the show Band of Brothers.

Former Hot Dog Eating Champ Takeru Kobayashi Arrested After Contract Dispute

Mon, 05 Jul 2010 14:08:51 PST

Takeru Kobayashi, former hot dog eating champion, was arrested Sunday at the Nathan's International Hot Dog Eating Contest at Coney Island after he tried to make his way on the stage after fans chanted his name. Kobayashi has won the hot dog eating contest six years in a row from 2001 to 2006. He did not compete this year and watched from the stands due to a contract dispute over money with Major League Eating.During the annual contest on Saturday, Joey Chestnut won the competition by eating 54 hot dugs in just ten minutes for his fourth straight win.During all the excitement, Kobayashi decided to rush the stage after his fans chanted his name. New York police were not as excited as they arrested and charged him with two misdemeanors including resisting arrest and interfering with police. He was released on Monday after spending the night in jail.Kobayashi has not won since 2006. Sorry to say, but it looks like the end of the road for him. Like every other fan, you have to follow the rules and can't just jump on the stage whenever you want, especially in a city like New York. I wonder if his jail food included hot dogs.I thought it was a joke but there really is a Major League Eating.

Fail Of The Day - Backflip Fail

Sat, 03 Jul 2010 13:17:14 PST

Take note, if you are going to attempt to do a backflip, make sure you 1) know how to do one 2) practice on a soft surface first 3) don't land on your neck.

Russian Guy Gets Too Close To Fire And Burns His Pants Off

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 21:51:09 PST

A Russian guy decided to get a little too close to the flame and paid the price by having his pants burned off. It seems like this guy maybe had a little too much vodka to drink and he got too close to a fire to keep warm while listening to the song Dying in your Arms Tonight by Chicago.Boom! Next thing he notices is that his pants are on fire. In Russia, they must not be taught to stop, drop, and roll. Otherwise, he might still have some of his pants left.I guess he is lucky to not have been burned worse.

Video Of The Day - David Attenborough Sprayed In Face By Spitting Cobra Venom

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 21:15:00 PST

Here is naturalist David Attenborough being sprayed in the face with the venom of a spitting cobra. He is wearing a plastic shield for protection, but still, if he messes up or something goes wrong, then he would be blinded by the venom.

FAA Clears Way For Production Of Street Legal Terrafugia Flying Car

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 15:23:20 PST

The days of flying cars, like those seen on such cartoons as The Jetsons, might be closer than you think. Affordable flying cars are now a reality after the FAA gave clearance for the production of a car and plane hybrid. The two passenger flying car will be produced by Terrafugia. It will be fully street legal and good for the environment as it gets 30 miles per gallon and runs on regular unleaded automobile fuel. The price will be set at $200,000, which is fairly cheap considering the prices of some high end spots cars.The flying car drives like a normal car. When ready to take flight, all the driver has to do is unfold the wings which takes only 30 seconds.This will be pretty cool and interesting. If successful, I would only imagine that the $200,000 price tag will come down and be more affordable to the general public.This could also be very bad. Think about all the times you encounter horrible drivers on the road. Now imagine those same drivers flying a plane next to you and at high speeds. Hopefully a parachute will be included with purchase.I am still waiting on the hoverboard. According to Back to the Future, we only have about 5 years to go before it is invented. One can only hope. Also, I now can say that my truck gets worse gas mileage than a plane.

Video Of The Day - Two Packs A Day Smoking Indonesian Baby

Thu, 01 Jul 2010 22:35:50 PST

This two year old kid is addicted to smoking. Yes, two years old. He has been smoking since he was 18 months old and smokes 40 cigarettes a day. If he doesn't get his two packs a day, he screams and slams his head on the ground. His father believes his son is healthy. I believe his father is the one that needs some help.

Man Arrested After Breaking Into Home And Using Shower

Thu, 01 Jul 2010 12:09:49 PST

A man, who claims he was the Duke of Germany, has been arrested after he reportedly broke into a home and decided to take a shower. The unidentified man broke into an empty home last Wednesday in Roswell, Georgia. Neighbors saw the man and called police.The homeowner returned, entered the home, and found the intruder in the shower. When the police arrived, they found the man still in the shower and arrested him.The unidentified man claimed to the arresting officers that he was the Duke of Germany.I have never hear of the Duke of Germany. The homeowner should be very honored to have a duke inside their home. When I first read the headline, I thought to myself, who in their right mind would break into a house just to use the shower? Saying he is the "Duke of Germany" pretty much answered that.I could only imagine what I would be thinking if I returned home and found someone in my shower who I did not know. I guess if it was an attractive female, I wouldn't care as much.

Video Of The Day - Yankees Fan Using Cell Phone Hit In The Face By Baseball

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 22:45:58 PST

Watch as the Yankees fan on his cell phone gets hit in the face by a ground rule double baseball. As the announcer says, you got to use a hands free device.

Fail Of The Day - Parkour Fail

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 22:48:45 PST

I am pretty sure that parkour is about as cool as MMA.

Video Of The Day - General Electric Executive Jim Campbell Faints During Speech

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 17:57:22 PST

Look out below! GE Executive and CEO Jim Campbell recently fainted and collapsed off the stage during a speech by Vice President Joe Biden. Campbell was fine after the fall and blamed it on the recent heat.

Couple Tries To Sell Their Baby For $25 At Walmart

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 16:49:39 PST

A couple from Northern California have been arrested and charged with child endangerment after they reportedly tried to sell their baby at a local Walmart store for $25. The father, Patrick Fousek, 38, approached two women outside of a Walmart in Salinas, south of San Francisco. He asked the two women if they would like to purchase his 6 month old child for $25. Unable to sell the baby, Fousek went back to his vehicle where the mother, Samantha Tomasini, 20, was waiting.The two women were able to get the license plate number of the vehicle and notified police, who found the couple and arrested them. The couple faces charges of child endangerment and other drug charges.Wow, that is a great price. Walmart always has such great deals. I paid way more at Target just a week ago.

Video Of The Day - Paul The Octopus Makes World Cup Soccer Predictions

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 19:00:34 PST

Paul, recently known as the oracle octopus, has gained worldwide recognition for predicting the outcome of 2010 FIFA World Cup matches. His latest prediction was Germany over England, which was correct. They should use the octopus to replace the horrible World Cup referees.

Marilyn Monroe X-rays Sold At Las Vegas Auction for $45,000

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 15:56:59 PST

A set of X-rays of Marilyn Monroe have been sold at the Hollywood Legends auction in Las Vegas for $45,000. The set of three X-rays of the bombshell's body were taken at Cedars of Lebanon Hospital hospital in November 1954, around the same time she divorced Joe DiMaggio.The auction took place in Las Vegas at the Planet Hollywood Resort. Original estimates for all three x-rays were valued at about $3,000.Other Marilyn Monroe memorabilia was sold at the auction including a $35,000 chair that was used during her last photo shoot.$45,000 for a set of x-rays? This is getting a little ridiculous. What exactly is this person going to do with these x-rays. I know Marilyn Monroe memorabilia is special and rare, but in this situation, I would chose a $45,000 car instead.

Fail Of The Day - Soccer Fail

Sun, 27 Jun 2010 23:24:39 PST

Here is a clip of Italian soccer player Daniele De Rossi in the 2010 FIFA World Cup as he fakes a fall. This is why soccer sucks.

Man Breaks Into House, Falls Asleep On Couch

Sun, 27 Jun 2010 16:20:05 PST

A man has been arrested for vandalism and aggravated burglary after he broke into a home and fell asleep on the couch. Craig Allen Thurmond, 22, broke into a home in Dyersburg, Tennessee. He entered by breaking a window and kicking in a door. For one reason or another, he got tired and fell asleep on the couch. No one was home at the time of the break in.When the residents of the home returned, they found the intruder sleeping and notified the police who awoke the man and took him into custody.It's funny to see these types of stories. Are these criminals really that stupid? It's like they want to get arrested on purpose.He probably had enough time to steal the couch and then sleep on it somewhere else without worrying about being arrested.

Video Of The Day - Dancing Lady Gaga Grandpa

Sun, 27 Jun 2010 11:02:28 PST

Check out the impressive moves of this grandpa dancing to Lady Gaga Poker Face. Not bad.

Australian Surfer Punches Great White Shark During Attack

Sat, 26 Jun 2010 23:42:00 PST

An Australian man, who was surfing, fought off a great white shark attack by punching the shark and then surfing to safety. Michael Bedford was surfing off the coast of Albany, on the west coast of Australia, south of Perth, when he was attacked by a shark that was believed to be a great white.According to witnesses, Bedford was knocked off his board by the shark. When the shark came in for a second attack, he used his bare fists to punch and fight off the shark. After the attack, Bedford surfed to safety on a passing wave.Bedford is in stable condition after surgery for wounds on his leg.This guy now has one great story to tell for the rest of his life, for those who believe him. His proof will be in his scars. I am amazed by his decision to fight the shark in a life or death situation. Most people in the same situation would panic.I hope the shark learned a really valuable lesson.

Fail Of The Day - Driving Fail

Sat, 26 Jun 2010 12:10:50 PST

Time to buy some new tires, maybe a new car.

Video Of The Day - Orangina Cat Commercial Banned In France

Sat, 26 Jun 2010 11:22:20 PST

I guess this Orangina commercial has been banned in France. It shows a man like cat shaving and then using aftershave for fresher skin. Then at the end of the commercial, I am just confused. I guess I am confused about the whole commercial.

Anger Counselor Sentenced To Prison After Pulling Gun Out During Traffic Stop

Fri, 25 Jun 2010 18:15:37 PST

A former priest, who was also an anger management counselor, has been sentenced to a year in prison after he decided to pull a gun on two men during a traffic dispute. Jose Luis Avila of Annandale, Virginia, was driving his vehicle when he encountered two men who he believed were standing in the middle of the road and making obscene gestures.Avila, an anger management counselor, decided to pull out his loaded handgun and point it at the men in the street. These two men turned out to be U.S. Marshals.Avila pleaded guilty to his charge of assaulting a federal officer, and was sentenced to twelve months in prison and ordered to take anger management courses.Nothing greater than reading a story about an anger management counselor who himself gets angry, pulls a gun out during a dispute, and then gets ordered to take anger management courses.Makes you kind of wonder how many other people out there are just driving around with a loaded handgun.

Video Of The Day - California Earthquake Warning For September 2010

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 22:46:25 PST

Attention citizens of California, Oregon, Washington, and Vancouver. Frankie has issued an earthquake warning for September 2010. It is going to be greater than 9.0, which is as powerful as the Indian Ocean earthquake of 2004. Be prepared. Have a nice day and good luck.This guy is awesome.

Unfinished Orlando Mansion Can Be Yours For Just 75 Million

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 06:59:24 PST

If you have been on the market for the biggest home for sale in the United States, then you are in luck. The only problem is, the mansion cost 75 million dollars and is unfinished as it needs carpets, titles, and walls. Nicknamed Versailles, the 90,000 square foot mansion was built by timeshare tycoon David Siegel and is down the street from Tiger Woods' home outside of Orlando, Florida.It has twenty three bathrooms, ten kitchens, twenty car garage, three pools, bowling alley, roller rink, movie theater, arcade, fitness center, baseball field, and two tennis courts. It is twice the size of the White House.Construction was halted early because of the recession. Therefore, the mansion is without walls, carpet, and tiles. For another 25 million or a total of 100 million, construction will be completed for you.With a house this big, I sure would not want to lose my car keys. I could only imagine having to look through each and every room trying to find them. This thing is seriously the size of a hotel.

Fail Of The Day - Snowboard Fail

Tue, 22 Jun 2010 13:35:15 PST

Maybe next time he is snowboarding, if there is a next time, he might have think about investing in a helmet. Also, nice skinny jeans.

Conchita The Chihuahua Dog Inherits Millions From Late Owner

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 20:48:26 PST

An eccentric Miami heiress, who recently passed away, left her pet chihuahua dog with millions of dollars while leaving only a small amount with her estranged son. The owner, Gail Posner, left Conchita, a small chihuahua, with a three million dollar trust fund. It did not end there. Another 27 million was set aside to the staff of her Miami mansion, so they can take care of the pooch rent free.Her son, Bret Carr, was left with one million dollars, or almost nothing compared to what the dog and the caretakers received. He is currently in court contesting the 30 million inheritance. He believes he is entitled to more money as his late mother was delusional and suffered from mental problems. The court will make the final decision.Looks like the dog now owns the son. Her son should be happy he got a million. He is not entitled to her money. It was her decision, crazy or not.

Video Of The Day - Bus Almost Rolls Over Onto Unsuspecting Man

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 11:33:40 PST

That is one lucky guy. He barely escaped from being crushed by a rolling bus all while live on a television newscast. The best part is the news anchor. I like how she finds it so funny.

British Hotel Chain, Premier Inn, Says No To Vuvuzela Horns

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 00:04:11 PST

It's not just World Cup fans that hate the annoying, monotone sounds of the vuvuzela horn. The vuvuzela horn is a plastic horn around two feet in length that produces an annoying, monotone sound when air is blown into it.Recently, the vuvuzela horn has gained international attention after its use in the 2010 FIFA World Cup. Many claim that the horn is dangerous, loud, and ruins the game for both spectators and players. Others say its just part of the South African football culture.Controversy has even spread outside of South Africa. Premier Inn, a British hotel, banned the use of the vuvuzela horn after the hotel manager was kept up all night by English fans using the horn after a match.The vuvuzela is amazingly annoying, but I admit if I attended a World Cup match, I would probably be using it just like everyone else. Let them use it during the 2010 FIFA World Cup, then ban them outside South Africa.I don't want to see them being used in other sports. Could you imagine someone using the horn just as Tiger Woods is about to swing.Acutally, that would be great.

Fail Of The Day - Vending Machine Fail

Sun, 20 Jun 2010 22:04:30 PST

This it what happens when you mix karate kicking a vending machine and stupidity. I don't know, just seems like more trouble than its worth for a $1.50 bag of Doritos chips. I think I saw something like this in the new karate kid trailer.

Video Of The Day - The Transformer Owl

Sun, 20 Jun 2010 17:32:30 PST

This is one great owl. Watch the owl as it transforms into different modes when faced against an enemy.

Woman Arrested For DUI After Passing Out In Taco Bell Drive Through

Sat, 19 Jun 2010 13:22:06 PST

Police arrested a drunk women after she was found passed out in her running car in the drive through lane of a Tennessee Taco Bell. Police responded to reports of a possible DUI last Tuesday at around 11 at night. What they found was a 34 year old woman passed out at the wheel of her car in the drive through lane. The keys were still in the ignition and the car was running.Several open cases of beer were found in the vehicle along with several bottles of pills. Two other passengers in the car were arrested for possession of the pills without a prescription.I bet she was so happy to eat greasy, fast food after having a few drinks at the local bar. She orders her food then next thing she knows, she is being put in handcuffs, without her Taco Bell fast food. That is how to turn something really good into something really bad. If the other passengers were not passed out themselves, then I wonder what they were doing.I am guessing they don't serve tortadas and chicken quesadillas in jail.

Video Of The Day - Brazilian Dancing Samba Baby Luiz Otavio

Sat, 19 Jun 2010 09:51:53 PST

Here is Luiz Otavio, the Brazilian baby who sure knows how to dance the samba. Just look at those moves. I can learn a thing or two from these baby dance moves.

Fail Of The Day - Dog Fail

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 23:26:29 PST

Not everyday you see a dog jump out of a moving car. He rolls and rolls. Poor dog, I hope he was ok.

Video Of The Day - Ron Artest 2010 Finals Postgame Interview

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 17:33:26 PST

Congratulations to the 2010 NBA Champion Los Angeles Lakers. Ron Artest loves Wheaties. Queensbridge!

Fail Of The Day - Stretcher Fail

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 01:35:11 PST

Operating a stretcher is not rocket science. When you have only one simple job to do, make sure you know how to do it.

Woman Sets Goal To Be World's Fattest At 1,000 Pounds

Fri, 18 Jun 2010 07:56:15 PST

A New Jersey woman has set out to achieve her goal of weighing over 1000 pounds, which will make her the world's heaviest living woman. Donna Simpson, 42, of Old Bridge, New Jersey, currently weighs over 600 pounds.To achieve her goal of 1,000 pounds, she consumes over 12,000 calories a day and spends upwards of $750 a week on just food. Her clothing is size XXXXXL, which she must buy online. Everyday basic tasks such as cooking, cleaning, and bathing are nearly impossible for her, and she suffers from Type 2 diabetes.Simpson has submitted her claim to Guinness World Records. They are currently reviewing the claim and verifying it against other reports of women weighing 1,800 pounds and 1,200 at the time of their deaths.When asked about the health risks associated with her goal, Simpson said that what she is doing is not unhealthy, as she goes to the doctor every three months and that her fate is set.A book deal and a reality show might be in the works.This is just plain stupid. The only reason this women set the goal is because she has probably failed at everything else in life. She has been teased her whole life about her weight and now she wants to prove to the world that she can succeed at something. The only thing that she is going to succeed at is setting a bad example for her kids while killing herself at the same time. Her husband supports her goal, so he also supports her death.With a book deal and a reality show in the works, it proves that she wants her 15 minutes of fame. Sad that she is cashing in on her own death.Finally, she claims that she is healthy and goes to the doctor every three months. Healthy people do not go to the doctor every three months. Healthy people do not have Type 2 diabetes. I go to the doctor every few years and I am considered healthy.I wonder how many starving people she could feed with her budget of $750 a week.

Video Of The Day - Coward Bullfighter Arrested

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 16:39:11 PST

22-year-old Mexican matador Christian Hernandez has been arrested for breach of contract after being a coward and fleeing from the ring at the start of a bullfight.

Man Claims To Have Face To Face Encounter With Bigfoot

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 12:37:35 PST

A man calling coyotes near his North Carolina home came face to face with something he never imagined, the mythic beast Bigfoot, or so he claims. Self proclaimed mountain man, Tim Peeler, was calling coyotes when the 10 foot tall, hairy man looking person with beautiful hair came walking out of the woods. Peeler rough talked the creature and got him to leave without incident.Peeler called 911 and notified authorities that he had a face to face encounter with Bigfoot. Before the police arrived, the creature returned, this time creeping closer to Peeler's dogs. Sensing danger to his dogs, Peeler grabbed a stick and told the creature to get away from here, get. The creature walked up a path back into the woods not to be seen again. Deputies filed a suspicious person report.I am glad to know that Bigfoot has beautiful hair. I can't imagine how hard it is for Bigfoot to take care of his hair, as it covers his entire body. Tim Peeler should have found out what type of conditioner he uses.I have always wondered what a mountain man in North Carolina looks like. Now I know.The legend continues.

Video Of The Day - Man Vs Shark

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 09:56:02 PST

Looks like the man isn't so manly after he catches a small shark and tries to remove the fishing hook. Just wait until the end. Shark wins.

Woman Faces Her Fear Of Chickens On Television Show

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 09:47:34 PST

A woman appeared on the Maury Povich show to face her fear of chickens. If you have never seen the Maury Povich show, think Jerry Springer but with less violence. In this episode, Maury tries to get the woman, Amanda, to face her fear of chickens.The fear includes raw chickens, dead chickens, alive chickens, and even chicken noises. Her fear of is so great that she believes that a raw chicken can come alive and kill her, she doesn't cook eggs for her children, and does not celebrate Easter.The most amazing part of the video is when the guys come out dressed as chickens. I think I have watched that part about ten times already. I hope this is real because this is awesomely great.You know Maury thinks this girl is insane. He is great at not laughing in this situation.

Drunk Man Breaks Into Bank In Search Of Place To Sleep

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 13:13:28 PST

Police have arrested a man who decided to break into the basement of a bank in order to sleep off his intoxication. Surveillance video caught a drunk man breaking into the basement of a Washington state bank.The unidentified 21 year old entered the bank basement by breaking a window on Saturday morning around 3 a.m. and leaving through the same window at 8 a.m.It took police until Tuesday to identify, track down, and arrest the intruder. He has been charged with second-degree burglary and malicious mischief.Police said that the intoxicated man had no idea how or why he broke into the bank.What kind of bank has windows where anyone can break in and not be found for over two days? And was there no alarm that alerted police? Seems amusing to me. I think if I had my money at this bank, I would be the first to transfer it to another bank.He might as well of just found his way to the vault to sleep.

Maybe They Should Have Invested In A Trailer

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 12:02:59 PST

Trailers can be expensive but you really need one if you want to own a jet ski, especially if you are stupid enough to sink your van. On paper, this idea sounds great. Just back up your van near the water, and ride the jet ski straight into the back of the van. No trailer needed.Sounds easy enough, until the stupid driver of the van drives out a little too far. After the jet ski is driven into the van, of course, the van starts to sink.I wonder what the jet ski rider was thinking when he was fully submerged in water and saw that the van door was closing. I was wondering if he would appear again.Time to invest in a trailer, or maybe a new engine.On a side note, I would suggest to mute your audio, otherwise you will be annoyed by the person laughing while filming.

Jesus Arrested

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 12:50:57 PST

Police arrested a man who who caused a five vehicle accident on a Connecticut highway after he claimed he was Jesus. Officers responded to a disturbance on Interstate 95 in Darien, Connecticut. An unidentified man was naked and yelling to drivers passing by that he was Jesus.When police approached, the naked man jumped into a vehicle and drove off. Shortly after, police were able to pull the car over.During the commotion, a big rig jackknifed after it tried to avoid the police and pulled over vehicle with the naked man inside. The big rig flipped and crashed into four other cars.Police have not released information about the naked man or if he faces charges.Seems like everyday there is a new story online or on the television about police officers crucifying everyday normal citizens just trying to get by in life.

Drunk Woman Jailed For Calling 911 To Find A Husband

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 09:35:47 PST

A drunk Ohio woman was arrested and sentenced to three days in jail after looking for love in all the wrong places or more specifically, the 911 emergency system. 57 year old Audrey Scott, of Alliance, Ohio, called the 911 emergency system at least five times in an hour. When the operator answered, Scott asked the operator to find her a husband.The operator warned that misusing 911 can result in an arrest, which Scott replied "absolutely."Scott was convicted of misusing 911, and was sentenced to three days in jail. When asked why she did it, Scott replied that it was because of alcohol.Time to drop that bottle of Jack. If she likes to drink a lot and wants to find a husband or at least some action, then just send her to the nearest bar. I am sure she will have no trouble there. Get me that husband!

Video Shows Child Drinking From Beer Bottle During Phillies Game

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 09:23:39 PST

A child was caught drinking from a beer bottle live on television during a Philadelphia Phillies baseball game on Sunday. During the game between the Phillies and Padres, a child is seen grabbing a beer bottle, placing it to his lips, and taking a swig of it. Nearby fans do not seem to notice the child and the beer bottle.Phillies spokeswoman Bonnie Clark can only speculate that the bottle was empty, but it will never be known as the child has not been identified. Police are not launching an investigation.This incident adds to the list of other unwanted publicity moments for Phillies fans. In April, fan who was drunk, intentionally vomited on an 11 year old girl. In May, a fan who ran on the field was brought down by a police officer using a Taser.I think it is pretty funny to see this kid drinking out of a beer bottle. That is, I think it is funny to see a random child who I do not know drinking out of a beer bottle. I don't have kids, but I would be ashamed if it was my child in this video even though I don't think it is that big of a deal. Looks like they are starting early though.But what is up with all these stories about Phillies fans for better or for worse. Mostly for worse. At least I have more stuff to write about. Can't wait for the next fan incident, so check back often.

The Fried Chicken Rap Song

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:20:37 PST

This guy loves fried chicken. He loves the sweet aroma of fried chicken so much he wrote a song about it. But don't worry, he's taking your chicken not your car and he doesn't care how hungry you are.I truly hope this video because a viral internet hit.Got to have my chicken. Amazing, please enjoy.

How Not To Fly A Hang Glider

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:32:21 PST

Ever want to try hang gliding? Then maybe you don't watch to watch this video then. Or maybe you do want to watch it so you know what not to do. The video shows two men taking to the skies near Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on a hang glider. Take off looks fine but then its all down hill from there.The hang glider turns to the left and crashes into the trees. I am guessing the men will be fine but still looks like it will leave a mark. I can only imagine the looks on their faces as they were about to crash into the trees. Fail.

Armed Gang Steals Ice Cream, Not Money, From Convenience Store

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 09:45:17 PST

A group of armed men robbed a convenience store and it was all caught on tape while they stole a lot of ice cream. The video shows a group of five armed men entering the store while it was closed or being cleaned. Instead of stealing money, they fit as much ice cream as they could in their bags while leaving the money in the cash register alone.I bet they were thinking good thing we have five in our group so we can steal as much ice cream as possibly. Ice cream is pretty good, but really? Is it worth it to risk your life and jail time for ice cream?

Man Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Balls With Handgun

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 11:23:51 PST

An unidentified Seattle man has become the victim of a gunshot wound to his testicles, caused by himself. Police report that the man entered a department store in Lynnwood, WA, with a handgun strapped to his waistband. Around noon, the gun accidentally went off, injuring his testicles, leg, and foot.Luckily, no one else was hurt in the incident. The man was rushed to the hospital and his condition is unknown at this time.I am sure that his condition is not good, even though he is probably going to survive. This is why you do not keep guns next to your junk. It's not like what you see in the movies, you don't just put a gun into your waistband and cover it up. All it takes is one accident like this and goodbye balls. And why did he have a concealed weapon while entering a department store? One can only speculate, but if he was going to rob the store, he learned a very valuable lesson.

Men Use Bud Light Beer Case As Weapon During Heist

Tue, 18 May 2010 10:06:04 PST

Two men have been arrested after using an 18 pack of beer as a weapon during a convenience store heist. Two unidentified men entered a Loaf 'N Jug convenience store in Pueblo, Colorado, south of Denver. Their plan was to steal three 18 pack cases of Bud Light and make a quick escape on foot.As they made their way out of the store, one of the men took a case of beer and used it to hit the store cleark. The clerk was not injured.The beer thieves then ran out of the store. Police chased after the suspects by foot and found them hiding at a nearby house with two cases of beer.I am hoping these guys were already drunk when they came up with this brilliant idea to steal beer. If you are going to go through the trouble of stealing beer, why would you want Bud Light? I know most convenience stores have only a few types of beer for sale (or to steal), but there has to be something better than Bud light.And probably not the best idea to use a case of beer as a weapon. Now you turn simple shoplifting into an assault charge which means jail time all for a pack of beer that cost less than $20.True men of genius.

Man Robs Convenience Store While Wrapped In Toilet Paper

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 11:55:45 PST

A man successfully robbed a convenience store with his face concealed entirely in toilet paper. Lincoln, Nebraska police say a man armed with a knife entered a convenience store last Saturday night around 10:30 at night.His head and face were fully concealed with toilet paper as he committed the crime. He successfully escaped on foot with an undisclosed amount of money.Looks like the economy is even affecting criminals these days. Gone are the days of elaborate masks and plans.These days you can just go into your bathroom, grab a roll of toilet paper, cover your face, and rob a store.If I worked at the store where this robbery occurred, and I saw the suspect only had a knife and could probably barely see, I am sure a kick in the balls would do just fine to end the situation peacefully.Otherwise, just get someone with a lighter or match. Toilet paper burns fast as seen below.

Man Arrested For Stealing, Selling Fire Hydrants

Sat, 24 Apr 2010 09:51:39 PST

A Riverside County man has been arrested after he reportedly stole multiple fire hydrants in order to sell them for scrap. According to police, the unidentified 45 year old man stole as many as 45 fire hydrants in San Bernardino County and Riverside County in Southern California.The man, who posed as a repairman, stole the fire hydrants in broad daylight. He simply unbolted the hydrants from the ground and took them away. They hydrants weigh anywhere from 80 to 100 pounds.The man sold the fire hydrants for scrap at a rate of $1.60 a pound. Authorities said the fire hydrants cost nearly $2000 each to replace.The man was not caught until a water district employee noticed him acting suspiciously and notified San Bernardino police.I mean, why not? You steal one, you get a way with out, you steal two, you get away with it, you steal 44 and you get away with it and then caught on the 45th. And all of this done in broad daylight. Seems pretty easy to me and I am guessing that is why he kept stealing them.So if you want to steal something, go to San Bernardino or Riverside Counties, because obviously there must be a lack of police on duty, or they are just not smart enough to catch a thief who is lifting 100 pounds of bright yellow metal in broad daylight.

Cost Cutter Employee Punched In Face By Customer With Body Odor

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 15:46:27 PST

A store employee was punched in the face and mouth after he confronted a customer about his body odor. The incident occurred at a Cost Cutter store in Bellingham, Washington, north of Seattle. According to police reports, customers complained to a store employee about the body odor of another customer.When the employee approached and notified the man about the complaints of his strong odor, the man became outraged as he grabbed a package of batteries and threw them at the store employee. Next, he started throwing punches, landing shots to the face and mouth of the employee.When the employee was asked if he was going to ask the customer to leave the store, he stated that he was only going to notify him of the complaints of his body odor from other customers.This is an easy ordeal to fix. Just send the customer with the body odor to the deodorant aisle. And who throws packages of batteries at other people?

Ride A Bike, Generate Power, Get A Free Meal

Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:01:50 PST

A hotel in Europe is testing out a new idea that gives hotel guests a free meal if they can generate enough electricity by pedaling a bike hooked up to generators. The Crowne Plaza Copenhagen Towers near Copenhagen, Denmark has been encouraging hotel guests to use exercise bikes located at the hotel and hooked up to generators. If the guests can generate 10 watt hours of electricity, then they will receive a free meal, which costs around $44 USD.The goal of the hotel is to save money, save electricity, and get hotel guests in shape while giving them a free meal.The test is scheduled for a year, and if successful, could possibly be used to power other hotels.I am pretty cheap, so I would take up this offer for a free meal, especially a meal that costs $44. I am not exactly sure how much effort it would take to achieve 10 watt hours of electricity, but I am guessing it is not entirely difficult to achieve that much for someone not too old. I could just imagine old people trying to do it.In Europe, people tend to walk more and weigh less. Therefore, this would be such a great idea in the United States where lots of people are over weight and tend to rely on cars, and not feet, to get around.I would really like to see these installed at fast food restaurants.

Phillies Fan Intentionally Vomits On Young Girl During Game

Sat, 17 Apr 2010 15:56:55 PST

A 21 year old Phillies fan decided to intentionally vomit on two other fans at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia last Wednesday after his friend was ejected from the stadium for unruly behavior. Matthew Clemmens, 21, of Cherry Hill, New Jersey, and an unidentified friend, attended the baseball game between the Phillies and the Nationals. The incident began when the friend was ejected from the stadium for unruly behavior including swearing, spitting, and spilling beer.Sitting in the seats in front of the trouble makers were an 11 year old girl and her father, who was an off duty police officer.Clemmens, in a display of unimaginable stupidity, put two of his fingers down his throat, and purposely projectile vomited on the father and daughter. Clemens then punched the father in the head multiple times. The father managed to land a punch straight into Clemmens' eye, giving him a black eye.Clemmens was arrested for aggravated and simple assault, harassment, resisting arrest, and other charges.I don't really have much to say about this. I am pretty sure what I would write about this incident is exactly what you are thinking about this incident. Let it be a lesson to him for the rest of his life as he will be known as the fan who purposely vomited on an 11 year old girl. Good luck trying to go to another Phillies game for the rest of your life.I still hate Red Sox fans more.

Man Arrested After Calling 911 18 Times

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 16:38:00 PST

A Florida man has been arrested and charged with misuse of 911 system after he called over 18 times in a two month period. David G. Bouchard, 55, of Bradenton, Florida, was arrested by the Manatee County Sheriff after he reportedly called 911 at least 18 times in a two month period to report non emergency situations.Bouchard called 911 last Tuesday to report that his neighbors front and back doors had been left open. When sheriff's arrived to check on the situation, Bouchard called 911 yet again and reported that the responding deputy was making out with his female neighbor. In total, Bouchard called 911 three times just that day.When sheriff's realized that Bouchard had been misusing the 911 system, they arrested and charged him with a crime. Bouchard told the officers arresting him that his calls will still continue and the arrest means nothing.They just need to ignore and cut this guy off from being able to call 911. His calls are a waste of time that could mean the difference between life and death, money, and resources. Sound harsh? What happens if you tried calling in and it was busy cause this guy needs to report that house doors are open. It is already hard enough to get through during a real emergency.I say block this guys phone number from the 911 system completely. Then when he needs to report a real emergency, he can think about it while help is not on the way. Maybe they can force him to read The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

Man Uses A Python Snake As Weapon During A Fight

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 09:50:54 PST

An argument at a South Carolina motel got out of control as one of the guests decided to use a snake as a weapon against the other guest. The argument began last Tuesday at a motel in the city of Rock Hill, just south of Charolette.The victim, an unidentified male, told police that he confronted the suspect, 29 year old Tony Smith, when the music coming from Smith's room was too loud.The confrontation was not eventful and appeared to be over. Or that is what they thought.A few hours later, Smith saw and attacked the victim outside of his room and hit him in the head with nothing other than a four foot python snake. Police were called, and Smith was arrested for assault and battery. The snake was released to family members.Well, there are pros and cons of using a python snake as a weapon. Pros : Doesn't make a lot of noise, people usually don't like snakes, pythons are big and strong, you can disable a person without mortally injuring them, think taser but four feet long. Cons : Most people do not have snakes just lying around, especially at motels, the snake could be heavy which doesn't allow for great mobility, and a snake doesn't usually cause a lot of injury, if that is what you want to do.I am guessing that alcohol was involved.

Boeing Denies Ryanair Request For Fewer Toliets On Planes

Tue, 13 Apr 2010 15:55:21 PST

Boeing has denied a request by European budget airline Ryanair for fewer toilets on airplanes. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Ryanair, they are a no-frills, budget airline that operates primarily in Europe. They charge for everything and have horrible to zero customer service. They claim it keeps costs down.Ryanair has recently been in the spotlight for their decision to begin charging passengers to use the toilet on short haul flights. Forgot that euro or pound? Sorry, you will have to hold it. Just hope your flight isn't delayed.Ryanair had asked Boeing to replace two toilets with six seats on the future planes ordered. Boeing denied this request, stating that it would jeopardize passenger safety. Ryanair is horrible. If you ever need to travel by plane in Europe, avoid Ryanair at all costs.I am proud of Boeing for denying this request.

Deputy Uses Taser On Female Colleague

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 20:15:13 PST

A Collier County, Florida deputy is in trouble over a video showing him using his taser on the behind of a fellow female colleague. This strange story began when a female deputy walked over to Cpl. Wilmer A. Arencibia, and showed him something on her iPod. For one reason or another, Arencibia decided to pull out his taser, chase after the female deputy, and tase her on her behind. All of this played out in front of jailed inmates and other deputies and colleagues who were obviously stunned and confused as to what just happened.Arencibia claims that the incident was horseplay and a joke that went too far. His punishment was only a letter of reprimand, a warning, and he was ordered to retake taser training.A warning and a letter? That punishment seems pretty weak to me. And he will get to learn how to use his taser again during training, which he will most likely enjoy and get paid for.If I worked with this guy, I would be worried that he would take out his gun and shoot me as a joke, and then explain that it was a joke that went too far after.So does that mean it is ok for me to taze that officer as a joke?

Tiger Woods, You Suck

Sun, 11 Apr 2010 20:15:44 PST

Seems like it is not just the media that thinks negatively of Tiger Woods. Sometimes Tiger Woods does not like Tiger Woods. Here is a small clip from the Masters. It shows Woods trying to hit his golf ball onto the green, but he makes a mistake with his shot, which appears to be routine for him. He then lets himself know how he feels by speaking to himself in third person.I think it is now time that the media leaves him alone. Everyone swears and loses their cool, especially during golf and other sports. He has gone through enough.With that now out of the way, what is up with the talking in third person. It is strange and makes people want to hate him even more. The ironic part is that his worst golf shot is better than everyones best shot. Lastly, I enjoy the announcer who is not sure what to say other than he doesn't think Tiger is pleased. I am pretty sure we can all figure that one out. Anyways, this clip is pretty funny. It gets better with each viewing.I think I will go watch Happy Gilmore now.

How Not To Dunk And Get Stuck

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 10:05:56 PST

If you want to try to show off in front of people with a nice slam dunk, then try not to get stuck in the rim after. This guy looks to be in some type of dunk competition. The actual dunk isn't too bad, he catches the ball in mid air and slams it down. But I am not sure what is going on after the dunk.After the dunk, the guy pulls his whole body up to the rim and points to the crowd showing off his skills. He then tries to come down, but his shoe get stuck in the netting of the rim. It really looks uncomfortable and I was waiting for him to fall, but luckily someone had a ladder nearby and came to the rescue.My favorite part of this video has to be the guy that comes up close and takes a picture or video on his cell phone and then falls in laughter on the ground instead of trying to help is friend who is in trouble.I would probably be doing the same.

Two Women Try To Smuggle Corpse On Flight

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 10:36:47 PST

Two women have been arrested in Liverpool, England after they reportedly attempted to smuggle a dead corpse onto a flight. This bizarre story took place last Tuesday at John Lennon Airport in Liverpool, England. The women place a relative who had recently passed away in a wheelchair, then used sunglasses to cover his face, and tried to roll him through security and on to a flight to Berlin.It didn't take security long to figure out what was going on. The women were taken into custody for failing to notify the airline or security of their intentions.This is one strange story. But honestly, I am not sure why these women were trying to fly with a corpse. I am guessing they tried it because it was cheaper to purchase a seat on the plane then to ship the body properly.Weekend at Bernie's anyone?

Lin Yu Chun Sings Whitney Houston

Tue, 06 Apr 2010 21:13:36 PST

I am lost for words with this video of Lin Yu Chun singing Whitney Houston's song "I Will Always Love You" on Taiwan's "Super Star Avenue." Looks like we have another Susan Boyle to deal with now. Think American Idol but in Taiwan, and you have the show "Super Star Avenue." I like how the video begins. It shows two singers battling out like something straight out of Mortal Kombat.Now the hair. I guess in Taiwan it could be hard to get your hair cut by a professional, so just use what you have lying around, scissors and a bowl. Awesome though. This has to be one of the best bowl cuts I have ever seen, and seeing it on this kid makes it that much better. It seriously looks like he has a black bowl on his head or if not that, then a wig. His outfit is pretty classic too, love the red bow tie.I hate to admit it, but Lin Yu Chun can sing. Look out Susan Boyle, this kid is going to be better than you, and more famous. You never would expect that voice to come out of his mouth. But why on Earth is he singing this horrible song? Also, he is a little too much into it. He is just too good at it.I want to see him sing it again after puberty, now that should be good.

Carjackers Foiled By Manual Transmission Vehicle

Sun, 04 Apr 2010 08:11:37 PST

Two men in Fountain Hill, Pennsylvania tried to carjack and rob a pizza delivery driver, but they had one problem. Neither knew how to drive a vehicle with a manual transmission. Police report that a female pizza delivery driver was stopped at a red light when two attackers surrounded her vehicle. One of the men grabbed her by the throat and shirt and demanded money, while the second man attempted to enter the vehicle.When one of the men noticed the car was a manual transmission, they fled the scene realizing they had no way to steal the vehicle as neither knew how to drive a manual transmission vehicle.Police did not reveal if the men fled with any money.Once again, it shows that to be a criminal, such as a carjacker, that you must have some bit of intelligence. If you are going to claim to be a carjacker and steal cars, learn to drive a freaking manual transmission car. How hard can it be? Odds are you will encounter one if you live a life of stealing cars.I feel good for the driver. Her and her manual transmission car outsmarted a couple of criminal idiots. Next time they should use YouTube or something to learn.Just don't learn from this guy below.

Kenyon Martin Doesn't Like Buttered Popcorn

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 22:14:06 PST

Denver Nuggets power forward Kenyon Martin was the target of an April Fools' Day joke gone horribly wrong, at least for him anyways. During a game against the Portland Trail Blazers on Thursday, former Nuggets ball boy Laquan Johnson took Martin's car keys from the team locker room, which he had access to.With the keys in hand, Johnson opened Martin's Range Rover and filled the car with popcorn. To make matters worse, the popcorn was buttered and the interior of the car was white.When Kenyon Martin found out what happened, he was not too happy about someone taking his keys without his permission and damaging his Range Rover. He also threatened the team with claims that he would not play again this season or in the playoffs until he found out who did it.Laquan Johnson apologized to Kenyon Martin and offered to pay for the damage caused.I like the effort that went into this prank. As a Lakers fan, this is pretty funny. I can only imagine how much popcorn the ball boy put in his car, and thinking how it was buttered makes it even better. Think about all the jokes that Martin will have to put up for the rest of the season.I do wish that the prank was played on Chris "Birdman" Andersen. That guy is a real tool.

Police Use Giant Bunny To Catch Bad Drivers

Fri, 02 Apr 2010 12:06:49 PST

If you were driving in Glendale, California last Wednesday, you might have seen a large bunny on the sidewalk watching you drive. A police officer, dressed in a bunny costume, conducted a undercover sting in an attempt to catch bad drivers who did not yield for pedestrians in a crosswalk. If the driver did not yield for the bunny, then they were given a ticket.The sting was short lived though as the Glendale city council did not approve of the use of the bunny costume. City Councilman John Drayman criticized the sting for being dangerous and wasting city resources and money. The sting now continues, without the bunny, with an officer in plainclothes.This is a pretty funny idea, especially for cops. I disagree that this method is a waste of city resources but I guess it could be dangerous. If I were driving and saw this large bunny on the sidewalk, I would probably first take my eyes off the road, causing me not to pay attention to driving. I would then probably laugh and then try to watch the bunny as it attempted to catch violators. Finally, I would probably get my cell phone and take a picture of the bunny. After all that, I would be lucky if I were not one of the violators caught and ticketed for not yielding to pedestrians, using a cell phone while driving, and not paying attention to the road.Please enjoy the urban bunny below.

Impatient Customer Slaps Worker Over McDonald's Filet-O-Fish

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 13:48:44 PST

An impatient customer decided to take matters into his own hands, literally, after he had to wait too long for his order. A unidentified man visited a South Brunswick, New Jersey Mcdonald's restaurant on Sunday and ordered a Filet-O-Fish sandwich. As he waited in the drive-thru, he became increasingly impatient and agitated as his sandwich wasn't ready yet.Police and surveillance video confirmed that the man, who was not driving, exited the vehicle from a back window, where he climbed through the pick up window. The man then told a worker to "give him the fish" and then slapped an employee in the face, and walked out of the restaurant, through the door I presume.This guy must really like fish sandwiches to go through all that trouble. What is wrong with people these days. Can you not just wait another minute for your greasy sandwich? I guess he forgot that Mcdonald's have doors to get inside. I am surprised that he even fit through the pickup window.I always thought that Mcdonald's food was bad anyways. I better be careful what I write though, because there might be someone waiting outside to slap me in the face.

Somali Pirates Involved In Attack On U.S. Navy Ship

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 11:45:46 PST

A group of five Somali pirates have been taken into custody after a skirmish with a U.S. Navy Ship off the coast of Africa According to a U.S. Sixth Fleet statement, five Somali pirates in a small boat began firing at the USS Nicholas off the coast of Seychelles, an island nation north of Madagascar in Indian Ocean.The U.S. Navy ship began pursuit and returned fire, which eventually disabled and sunk the small boat. Ammunition and fuel was found on the small boat.Five Somali pirates were taken into custody on board the USS Nicholas where they will most likely be tried for piracy in a Kenyan court.I don't get why there is all this fear of pirates in the oceans around Africa when they are stupid enough to attempt to attack a U.S. Navy warship with a dingy and a few guns. You would think that one of the pirates would say, hey we are in a small little boat and the ship we want to attack has missiles and powerful guns.Even Eric Cartman knows that the Somali Pirates are a disgrace with beat up boats and water in Dixie cups. Somalian pirates we!

Hockey Coach Jim Playfair Goes Insane Over Bad Call

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 12:56:51 PST

Jim Playfair, who is the coach of the Abbotsford Heat ice hockey team located near Vancouver, Canada, didn't like a bad call, and he was sure to let everyone know how he felt about it The Abbotsford Heat and the Hamilton Bulldogs of were facing off in an ice hockey game last Saturday night. Both teams are part of the American Hockey League.During a play, Heat player J.D. Watt got tangled up with the Bulldogs goalie. The referees decided to eject Watt from the game instead of just giving him a penalty. This did not sit well with the coach who has to stand up for his players and bad calls.After receiving his own separate pentaly, Playfair first picks up a hockey stick and destroys it on the wall and throws it on the ice. Then out of nowhere, he rips off his jacket like he is ready to fight the referees. Then to make matters worse, he picks up yet another hockey stick and again hits it on the wall and throws it on the ice. I like the guy in the back who is clapping. I would have done the same.I am not a huge hockey fan, but I admit I like the playoff games and when fights occur. When I do watch hockey, this is exactly what i want to see. This coach is awesome. I now want to watch all the games he coaches, just hoping for a repeat performance. After watching the video, the part with actually ice hockey, it is clear that the call was bad and the coach was right. Hopefully next time though, everyone can "play fair".

Dog On Probation After It Rips Bumper Off Police Car

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 15:19:24 PST

Looks like the police have another enemy besides criminals to worry about, and that would be dogs Winston, a pit bull mix, didn't take too kindly that a Chattannooga, Tennesses police officer was trying to catch speeders on his turf.Winston then took matters into his own paws by repeatedly attempting to rip off the bumper of the police cruiser while it was all caught on tape by another officer. After a struggle and almost getting ran over, Winston managed to rip off a large chunk of the bumper to add to his toys collection.I like the other dogs in the video who look like they are encouraging Winston to keep trying to get that bumper off. Luckily the police do not run over the dogs because they think that their lives are in danger, which is how things like this usually end.Winston has been sentenced to two weeks in puppy jail for the incident. Reportedly he also flattened the tires on three other vehicles by chewing on them. Maybe Winston is just against global warming and is trying to keep people from driving their cars.Good puppy.

Ice, Snow, Cars, and Stupidity Do Not Mix Well In Portland

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 10:53:55 PST

I know it does not snow too often in Portland, but it does, and drivers should be prepared or have some knowledge of what to do or not to do in certain driving conditions. In this video, on a snowy and icy day in Portland, Oregon, different cars are filmed trying to navigate their way down a road. These cars don't appear to have snow tires, chains, four wheel drive, or a driver with any common sense. Only one of the above is needed in this situation.The best part of the video is the first driver, who is also a complete idiot. He is in what appears to be a silver SUV or similar, and if he is purposely trying to hit every car and everything else, then he succeeds. After he hits the first group of cars, you can hear him trying to accelerate. Probably not the best idea in this situation. I know that pressing the breaks can make you continue sliding, but honestly after hitting a bunch of cars already, probably best to take your chance with the brakes and not accelerate even faster. He then goes on to hit walls and poles and another group of cars like something out of a video game. Hope he has good car insurance.The other cars that lose control and crash can be best explained as a snowboard with four tires and an engine. One of the cars keeps going and going, even after hitting another car. You can't even see where it stops.I guess I am glad that I live in Southern California and rarely have to deal with snow. But I am better prepared then these idiots.

Gingers Do Have Souls

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:03:19 PST

Meet CopperCab, a ginger that does not like to be called a ginger. He wants to tell the world that gingers do have souls. I have read that his real name is Michael and he is 18 years old.The term ginger, a person with red hair, has been popularized through an episode of South Park. On this episode, it is explained that gingers do not have souls, which is of course true. It has also been revealed that there will be another episode about CopperCab and gingers on this season of South Park. There has been a short clip of the episode released which shows Eric Cartman mocking this CopperCab video. I can't wait for the episode, which is going to be amazing and hopefully make CopperCab more upset and cause him to release more videos.It appears that because of this episode of South Park, everyone at school is now calling CopperCab a fat ginger with no soul. He goes to church, he is a Christian, we don't know him, we aren't God. It pisses him off and he is tired of it. Everyday someone calls him a ginger and puts him down.I think the best part of his video, other than when he screams, is the part where he claims that black people, white people, and Mexicans get respect and gingers do not. I find his reasoning hilarious and makes me start to like him, even though he is a ginger.He is ginger and proud, but you still don't have a soul.

Speeding Motorcyclist Gets Surprise Around Corner

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 20:42:36 PST

This is the fastest response time you will ever see for a cop. Not sure what is worse, speeding in front of a cop, or a cop surprising you around a corner, causing you to panic and lose control of your motorcycle and fall, while all of it takes place right in front of a California Highway Patrol, who also knows you are speeding.Whoever filmed this video hit the jackpot, being at the right place at the right time while filming a motorcyclist who is at the wrong place at the wrong time. I can't help but laugh every time I watch this guy fall. It seems to get better and better after each view. I guess he should be happy that he did not get injured, except for maybe his ego.If that cop was not there, would the motorcyclist still have fallen?

Drunk Man Arrested For Trying To Revive Dead Opossum

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:20:03 PST

A Pennsylvania man has been arrested for public drunkenness after he attempted to resuscitate a dead opossum on the side of a highway about an hour outside of Pittsburgh. According to eyewitnesses, the man, 55 year old Donald Wolfe, was seen trying to revive the long dead opossum by mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.Police stepped in and realized that Wolfe was intoxicated and charged him with public drunkenness.The police are probably pretty happy that this man was drunk. If he wasn't drunk, what would they charge him with? Is there a crime with making out with a dead opossum? This story takes place near Punxsutawney. Maybe he thought he was trying to save Punxsutawney Phil.He will probably claim in court that he was was a hero who acted with bravery in a time of despair. I just hope that in his mind he believed he was saving a beautiful girl, and not a dead, flattened, marsupial.

Mad Dash As Armored Truck Spills 100,000 Dollars

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 18:56:45 PST

An armored truck spilled over 100,000 dollars in cash onto a street in Whitehill, Ohio starting a mad dash as people tried to get their hands on the money. According to reports, a bag containing the money fell off the Garda armored truck and split in half. The driver of the armored truck did not notice what happened and drove off as hundreds of people ran into the street, and even went as far as jumping out of their vehicles, to try get their hands on the cash that spilled into the street.Eyewitnesses described the scene as surreal, as people were trying to get a hold of as much money as they could while others, including police, tried to retrieve the money.Police are reviewing security cameras and cell phone photos to help aid in the recovery, but only $10,500 was recovered, leaving another $90,000 uncounted for.I would seriously pay to watch this scene. I would get a lawn chair and sit on the sidewalk just to watch all these people. I imagine this scene to be something like a pack of hungry wolves hunting for prey. People jumping out of cars, pushing and shoving, just to get their hands on the money.I think this would also be a great reality show idea. I would watch the show. Each week unknowing people would have the opportunity to pick up as much cash as they could in ten minutes. Then after, they find out that they don't get to keep the money and it was all filmed for our enjoyment.I would pay to see this scene by using some of the money I would pick up on the ground.

Robbers Called Bank, Told Them To Get Money Ready

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 09:20:28 PST

Two would be bank robbers, Albert Bailey, 27, and an unidentified minor, 16, called a People's United Bank in Fairfield, Connecticut on Tuesday and told them to get money ready, as they would be in soon to rob the bank. The bank robbers showed up ten minutes later, as they told the bank workers, giving police enough time to be there when the not to bright suspects showed up and were taken into custody.The not to bright robber, Albert Bailey.This has to be one of the best crime stories, if that is what you want to call it, I have ever heard of. I always use to think that everyone could be a criminal, but this case proves me wrong. You have to have at least some intelligence to commit a crime. If the cops were not there yet, do you think the criminals would use the drive through bank window to rob the bank? That will make me wonder.On a side note, this would be such a great prank to play on friends. All you would have to do is call the bank before like in this story, then tell a few of your friends that you need to pick up a new ATM card or there is a check waiting for you at the bank. Then your friends show up at the bank having no idea what you did and everyone will think they are robbers. I am just joking, thats pretty mean and I would never to do that to anyone, except these two guys in this story.

Man Sentenced To 15 Years For Trying To Break Into Jail

Tue, 23 Mar 2010 12:11:46 PST

An Orlando man has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for trying to break into the Brevard County jail where he was an inmate for two years The story began when the suspect, Sylvester Jiles, was involved in the shooting death of another man. Jiles claimed that he acted in self defense as he sat in jail for two years awaiting trial. Jiles was charged only with manslaughter, and not murder, because the prosecutors did not have enough evidence. He was then released from jail after time served, which outraged the family of the dead man.Two days later, Jiles came back to the same Brevard County jail demanding to be let back in, and when he was denied, he attemped to break into the jail by scaling the 12 foot fence where he fell and encountered three layers of barbed wire, cutting himself so bad that he almost died.What an idiot. If you really want to stay in jail, just say you killed the guy, not that it was done in self defense, and enjoy your life in jail. If your life is really in danger from the family of the dead man after you are released, then call the police on them or hide or move away. Or better yet, maybe you should have thought about your actions before you shot a man to death. You have to live with the consequences of your actions.If you really have to go to jail, which you don't, then surely there has to be other ways to get back into jail without physically breaking back in by jumping a 12 foot fence and three layers of razor sharp wire. Maybe go shoot someone else since you seem like you are better at that than breaking into places.I just can't wait for the story of him trying to break out of jail.

Man Uses Jumper Cables To Steal Electricity

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 16:17:02 PST

A man who was stealing electricity with jumper cables, because he could not pay his electrical bill, was arrested at his home and charged with theft of services. James Bozeman of Marion County, Florida, confessed to the bizarre crime. Bozeman used jumper cables to connect an electrical pole near his garage to his breaker box, bypassing the power meter, which allowed for free electricity. In total, he stole $3,000 worth of electricity since 2005.The first person that needs to be charged with a crime here is the meter reader. I mean come on, since 2005 you come to this house and not once do you think to yourself that someone is living in the home, yet the meter reads zero. Seems pretty obvious to me, how hard can it be to read a meter. If Bozeman needs more money to pay his bill, then he should get a job as a meter reader, which obviously a two year old could do.I understand the dilemma Bozeman has to face. I hate paying my electrical bill too. Every year they get more and more expensive. But come on, five years? One year maybe, but five years is way too long. If he is smart enough to figure out how to steal electricity, then he is smart enough to get another job or figure out how to pay the bill like most normal people.Ironic how he bonded out of jail, I guess he can afford that.

Underage Fugitive Found At Bar Wearing A Hospital Gown

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 06:38:59 PST

Seems like someone really needed a drink. A 20 year old originally wanted for armed robbery was arrested after trying to flee the scene of a traffic stop in Vandergrift, outside of Pittsburgh. The suspect, Elbert Lewis Thompson II, was then hospitalized after he complained that he was not feeling well, had shortness of breath, and was going in and out of consciousness.It was here that Thompson, while still in police custody, simply walked out of Allegheny General Hospital in Pittsburgh, and into nearby JR's Bar, with his hospital gown still on and even with his intravenous needle in his arm. The bar owner then called the police, and he was taken into custody, again.Is it just me or are these cops just plain stupid for two reasons. First, how many times do you think the police encounter a suspect who claims that he does not feel well. With dealing with these types of people every single day, wouldn't you think that they should know that people who are arrested will try to do anything they can not to go to jail. And this brings me into the second reason. If a suspect claims to not feel well, and he is taken to a hospital, wouldn't you think that the police would watch him extra carefully until he is securely behind bars? Seems to me, that in this case, the Pittsburgh police are a bunch of idiots. I applaud the suspect Thompson his escaping skills. Not only did he just walk out of a hospital while in police custody, he did it with a hospital gown on, with a intravenous needle still attached to his arm, and decided not to make a run for it, but go to a bar for a drink.Just let him enjoy one drink, but keep the tab open because he will probably be back soon.

This Psychic Has One Dirty Mind

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 14:15:05 PST

Other than pretending to read people's minds, what is it that psychics really do? I have never met one so I don't know, but it appears that they like to draw crappy art on public television shows.In this video, this psychic lady is drawing a picture of a man, who she is looking straight at and apparently this qualifies her as a psychic. She claims she has no idea what is going to come out when she draws. So if you can look at a person, attempt to draw a picture of that person, and have no idea what is going to come out, then you too can be a psychic.I love the expression on the face of the man when he realizes what the she is drawing with her amazing psychic intuition.I think we can all read her mind and realize she has one dirty mind, and is a phony too.

Burglar Uses Store Computer To Log Into MySpace

Sat, 20 Mar 2010 08:22:52 PST

Police have arrested a teen accused of breaking into Bella Office Furniture store in the city of Kennewick in southeast Washington state. Authorities reported that the teen used one of the computers inside the store for five hours to log into his MySpace, browse adult websites, and sell stolen goods.A 17 year old, who confessed to the crime, was caught by police after they used clues left on the computer to find the suspect.This kid deserved to get caught. First thought that comes to my mind is why is a 17 year old breaking into a furniture store? I am pretty sure he was not looking for a free sofa or couch. Also, when you are breaking into a place, I am pretty sure you would want to get out as fast as possible, so using the computer for five hours is probably not the best idea.Next time you need to use a computer, go to the library or better yet, since you like to break into places, go break into a computer store and steal a computer so you don't have to break into furniture stores just to use the computer.And who uses MySpace anymore?

Man In Leprechaun Costume Robs Bank, Dies In Shootout

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 07:08:21 PST

A man disguised as a Leprechaun robbed a First State Bank in the Nashville, Tennessee suburb of Gallatin on Saint Patrick's Day. The Leprechaun, identified as David Christopher Cotton, and his getaway driver, Jonathan Skinner, attempted to flee by car, but were spotted by police officers and a pursuit began.The pair, after shooting at another police car, decided to ditch their getaway car and run into a field where they were shot and killed by police during a shootout. Cotton has also been linked to a bank robbery in December while dressed as Santa Claus.Now I know people are desperate with the economy and with losing their homes and jobs, but really, robbing a bank on Saint Patrick's Day and dressed as a Leprechaun? Could you bring anymore attention to you, other than robbing another bank dressed as Santa Claus near Christmas?Probably not the best idea to be dressed in all green and with a big Leprechaun hat on during a police shootout.I guess the cops did find Leprechaun's pot of gold after all.

Drunk Man Breaks Into House And Gets Into Bed With Owner

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 00:38:11 PST

Seems like someone had a little too much to drink and needed a quick place to rest. Frank Fontana, a Pittsburgh resident, awoke in the middle of the night to find an unknown person laying next to him in bed and even touching his leg. The intruder turned out to be a 33 year old man who broke into the house because he was drunk and cold following a rap concert.This is one strange story. Who gets drunk and breaks down two doors just to get in bed with another man just because it is cold? Makes me wonder, are you telling the truth Frank or did your sleepover buddy make you upset enough to call the police and make up a story?Either way, I hope the intruder was out of jail in time to enjoy St. Patrick's Day, but this time bring a warmer jacket.

Burrito The Golfing Dog And Annoying Owner

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:06:46 PST

Meet Burrito, a poor dog who has to dress up in a ridiculous outfit and hit a golf ball. I really hate the owner of this video for two reasons. First, she has a really annoying voice, especially every time she says swing. Second, she makes this poor dog dress up in a ridiculous outfit and hit a golf ball. The show hosts appear to feel the same way by trying to ignore her by walking away. But seriously, where do you even find a dog outfit like that, complete with hat, bow tie, and golf club bag?While watching the video, I was just waiting to see if her cat appeared as the caddy. Was throwing a ball and playing fetch with the dog not good enough?If only Burrito knew how to swing and hit his owner, now I would love to watch that.

Child Directs Air Traffic At Busy JFK Airport

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:20:42 PST

Take your child to work day is a great learning experience for both child and parent. Problem is, the parent is an air traffic controller at New York's JFK airport It appears the young boy made radio contact with at least five pilots awaiting take off. The FAA, which was not amused, decided to suspend the air traffic controller and his supervisor.Like the pilots, I think the child actually did a great job, but what an idiot the parent is. What do you expect is going to happen if you let your child direct airplanes at one of the world's busiest airports.After second thought, keep the kid at the controls, anything to keep the idiot parent away.

Chimp Sent To Rehab For Drinking And Smoking Problem

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:47:23 PST

Seems like everyone in Russia has a drinking problem, including chimpanzees. Yes, a chimp Zhora, a circus chimp, became aggressive towards handlers and was transfered to a zoo in Rostov, Russia, where he became a father chimp, learned to draw, and became hooked on drinking and smoking. The zookeepers decided that Zhora's last hope was rehab for his problems.Zhora's zookeepers must have a drinking problem also.

You Are In My Way, Hidden Glass Door

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 15:21:10 PST

That glass door must have been really clean for this smart guy to walk straight into it. To make matters worse, he spills his coffee all over himself and the glass door. To make matters worse, he spills his coffee all over himself and the glass door.I love the look he gives after he hits the the door. It looks like he wants to physically fight the door because it got in his way. He probably is upset at first, but then realizes that he is an idiot and hopes that nobody saw him.At least now the next guy that walks through the door won't make the same mistake.

How To Make A Truck Disappear

Sat, 27 Feb 2010 20:08:12 PST

Truck is there one second, gone the next. Seems that someone not too smart decided to tie a rope to the trailer hitch of a truck. One problem,the truck is on a moving ferry. As the ferry starts to move, the truck reverses and takes a nice dive into the water to the amusement of all the nearby seagulls.I just hope that the truck owner has insurance. Can you imaging having to describe what happened to your insurance company?

The Cool Teacher Dance

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 13:49:23 PST

Two teachers in Winnepeg, Canada have been fired for performing an inappropriate dance in front of students during a school function. The video, which has outraged parents, shows a male teacher grind himself on a female physical education teacher sitting in a chair. He even goes as far as to give fake money to the female teacher.Oh those Canadians. I guess when with all the snow outside, it can be tough to make it to the "adult" club, so hey, why not just do it here at school. Your a girl, I'm a guy, there is a chair. Lets show these students how its done.I must have gone to a boring school, because stuff like this never happened. These teachers are great role models and show the students how they can be anything they want in life, even a lap dancer.

I'm Becoming Trapped In The Balloon, Darn It

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:59:05 PST

Where to start with this guy. Best way to describe it is being born backwards. For some reason or another, this guy decides to try to get inside a large balloon. What he is trying to prove I am not sure, but everything seems to go wrong, which in turn is hilarious. After he gets his head and arms inside, the big white balloon deflates tightly around his body, so tight that it appears that his oxygen could be running out. He finally forcefully wrestles the balloon of his body. Sweet whitie tighties by the way. Still can't figure out why he would wanted to do this.His comments make the video more exciting including his repetitive use of darn it, letting us know the balloon is American made, informing us that he can still breathe, and my favorite when he says "Oh great, I'm becoming trapped in the ballon, trapped. I hate this. Oh darn it."Next time, remember to use that spotter.

Ninja From Above

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 14:17:10 PST

I guess it's not everyday that you see a heavy person fall through the ceiling of a convenience store. I am at a loss for words with this video. At first it appears that there is a leak in the ceiling. When I watched the video, I was expecting to see the roof collapse because of water, as it appeared there was a leak in the roof. Little did I know there was something or someone above. I guess it's not everyday that you see a heavy person fall through the ceiling of a convenience store. I wonder what the other guy walking around was thinking. As funny as it is, why was he up there? I have three explanations. One, he was a thief waiting for the perfect time to steal. Two, he was hungry and wanted some Twinkies. Three, he is a ninja waiting for the perfect time to attack. He needs to work on his silent entry ninja skills.

Snowboarding Halfpipe Basketball

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:35:16 PST

What an amazing idea. If you like snowboarding or basketball or both, then you will be entertained greatly by this video. I want to start a petition for halfpipe basketball to be in the next Winter Olympics in Russia 2014. My favorite part of the video, other than that sweet back to back to back slams, is at the beginning with the Lebron style powder in the air. That definitely takes some skills to be able to snowboard up a halfpipe while doing spins and flips and slam down a basketball made of snow. Amazing.

How To Fix A Broken Headlight

Sun, 21 Feb 2010 12:00:00 PST

Have you ever wondered how you can fix the headlight on your car for free without doing a thing? It's simple. Just allow another vehicle to hit your car head on and look, as good as new. Saves you time, money, and the hassle of going to an auto body shop to have it fixed.Last week, I went to the auto shop to have my oil changed and little did I know I would have to have my brake rotors replaced, costing $145 each. After all was done, my bill came out to $833. Awesome.Now just if I could fix my car like this. Think about all that money I would save.

Raptor Eats Cheerleader

Sun, 21 Feb 2010 12:00:00 PST

It appears that the mascot of the Toronto Raptors has eaten a cheerleader whole. By the way, what a creepy and awesome mascot at the same time. I always thought that team mascots were suppose to be friendly and something that would not give nightmares to 5 year old kids. My favorite part is not when the mascot eats the cheerleader, but when it is moving back and forth really fast. Makes me wonder what exactly he is doing in there. But how awesome would this costume be for Halloween? I need to find out if they are available for purchase. Actually, I think I would just wear the costume and walk down the street and see if I can scare or eat a few people of my own.

Cats Are Man's Best Friend

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 12:00:00 PST

At first I really feel bad for this guy. All he wants to do is work out by doing some sit ups, until his cat interrupts. Watch with joy as his cat drops a flat panel television right on his face, ouch. Next, you realize that the television might be broken, which isn't cheap. Finally, his guitar falls over, which looks ok. All along, the cat just sits there like nothing happened. After analyzing the video some more, I ask myself, why is this guy filming himself doing sit ups and what is up with the music in the background? Who does that? I now believe the fat cat did what it needed to do. Good kitty.

Human Trailer Hitch

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 12:00:00 PST

Looks like someone was out of duct tape today. This video makes me wonder why I ever paid for a trailer hitch. I could have just asked my friend to hold the trailer also. The best part about it is how the guy holding the trailer hitch is trying to remain hidden in the trunk like no one will notice his arm reaching out to hold the trailer. I guess they think it is a great idea until they realize they need to stop. I hope they were filming that too.

Gary Coleman Does Not Like Waffles

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:00:00 PST

It appears Gary Coleman does not like waffles, or attorney Lisa Bloom. Gary Coleman recently appeared on the Insider television show after a domestic abuse arrest. Gary Coleman became upset after being asked questions about assaulting his wife.Gary's answer? He does not waffle.Gary Coleman does not like waffles and as the interview goes on, it appears he does not like attorney Lisa Bloom either, telling her to walk off a plank and drown herself, assuming that she owns a boat. After more arguing, Gary walks away from the interview.I was just waiting for Gary to punch someone but I forgot he is only 4 feet tall. Probably not the best idea to come on a national show and be abusive to a woman. Just saying.

How To Make The Olympics More Exciting

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:00:00 PST

If you are like me, you probably agree that the biathlon is not the most exciting sport to watch in the Olympics, even curling is more enjoyable to watch. Ok, maybe not. Add a few guns and an RPG, and now we got a great Olympic sport to watch. I still wonder how medals would be given out as the gold medalist might be the only competitor still alive. I would definitely rate this performance a 10. but watch out for those sneaky Germans.