Dan Lacey, The Painter Of Pancakes

Bea Arthur Nude Painting Art Auction

2013-05-18T02:31:00.003-04:00

My painting of the late Maude and Golden Girls star Bea Arthur suggestively naked and sheltering two pancakes in the general vicinity of her breasts. This painting makes reference to the LGBT Ali Forney youth residency shelter to which Bea regularly donated. The center was destroyed last year by Hurricane Sandy and is currently located in Harlem. In the original publicity photo of Bea which I referenced for this painting she wore a blouse with white and blue featherish trim; in this image the feathers could be water, or energy, or angel wings. Or perhaps they are feathers.

I understand that a similarly nude painting of Bea Arthur recently auctioned for 2 million dollars, but that portrayal was inferior to my version as it did not have pancakes. As a courtesy, I would be happy to paint pancakes into the 2 million dollar topless Christie's auction Bea for the benefit of the anonymous purchaser.

Bea Arthur Nude Painting Art Auction - Ebay

Obama Unicorn Secret Coca Cola Recipe Painting, Ebay Art Auction

2013-05-15T07:15:00.001-04:00

A new painting in my continuing President Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn series; a painting of President Obama nude and asleep on Penelope The Unicorn who attempts to flee with a copy of the secret Coca Cola recipe currently up for auction on Ebay while pursued by classic representatives of the Coca Cola company-

This portrayal of President Barack Obama, the most recent image in my continuing series of paintings of the United States Democratic Party President riding nude upon a unicorn, utilizes a current Ebay auction of a previously secret Coca-Cola soft drink recipe to reference his current investigative tribulations. Obama rides nude and asleep, clutching close to his face ( his persona ) an original bottle of Coca-Cola ( his integrity ) which is open but not consumed. Obama is both upon and within Penelope, his body doubling for the digestive track of the transparent unicorn. At the mouth of the beast there is a suggested but surreal means of the scandal having initiated into The Presidential System; this track of entrance must be imagined. The Unknown Resolution ( evacuation) is represented by one of Obama's thighs extending off of the edge of the canvas as a convulsed spastic colon. Penelope The Unicorn holds the questioned truth in her teeth and flees in over reactive panic from the very presence of classic advertising representations of the Coca-Cola company. Santa is distinguished and wears a hat which is long and probing. He is being trampled. The Polar Bear gains first taste with his smooty black tongue. The face of Penelope is raw and anatomical, as if in the process of dissection. Rush Limbaugh is the face of a jowled and smoldering moon.

Secret Coca Cola Recipe Obama Nude Unicorn Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Minecraft Ferret Pancake Painting, Ebay Art Auction

2013-05-11T05:14:00.002-04:00

My Minecraft fan art - a painting of a ferret with a pixelated pancake on its head and holding a Minecraft style torch-

Minecraft Ferret Pancake Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Minnesota Gay Marriage Mature Moose Squirrel Couple Painting, Ebay Art Auction

2013-05-09T22:23:00.002-04:00

A painting of a mature moose and squirrel couple celebrating impending Minnesota Gay marriage in a converted circus acrobatic dive tub-

Minnesota Gay Marriage Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Ferret Head Pancake Painting

2013-05-09T03:03:00.001-04:00

A painting of a ferret with a pancake on its head.

A painting of the head of ferret with a pancake on it.

FERRET HEAD PANCAKE PAINTING - EBAY ART AUCTION

A New Painting Of Cleveland Hero Charles Ramsey, Free McDonald's French Fries For Life, Ebay Art Auction

2013-05-09T02:53:00.002-04:00

A new portrait of Cleveland Ohio hero Charles Ramsey, advocating that he should ( at the least ) receive free McDonalds french fries for life.

I will continue to paint portraits of Mr. Ramsey until McDonald's has indeed 'gotten back to him' as they had tweet-promised a few weeks ago.
This is a 16 by 20 inch acrylic painting on a stretched canvas.

Charles Ramsey The Hero McDonald's French Fries Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

My painting of Mr. Ramsey from the previous week-

You can still view the concluded auction of my first 'Ramsey'-

Cleveland Hero Charles Ramsey McDonalds Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Kanye West 6 18 Nude Unicorn & Pancakes Ebay Art Painting Auction

2013-05-03T05:43:00.001-04:00

A painting of rap artist Kanye West nude on a unicorn and referencing his mysterious 6 18 tweet. With unicorn and pancakes.

This painting contains 3 symbolic references to 6 18. Can you find them all?

Kanye West 6 18 Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Jason Collins Gay NBA Player Obama Unicorn Painting, Ebay Art Auction

2013-05-01T05:30:00.000-04:00

A painting of newly uncloseted Gay NBA player Jason Collins nude and scoring a spiritually symbolic basket with the assistance of President Barack Obama who is also nude and riding on a unicorn named Penelope.

Because this is a family friendly blog, a censored version is posted. You will need to click through to see the original image-

Larger Jason Collins Gay NBA painting image.

This is the latest painting my continuing Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn series, started in 2008.

Jason Collins Gay NBA Obama Unicorn Painting - Ebay Art Auction

George W. Bush, Painting

2013-04-27T01:06:00.000-04:00

A painting of former President and noted artist George W. Bush painting his beloved Scottish Terrier Barney back to life again-

Larger George Bush painting

I considered painting George painting former President Clinton nude, as the latter had slyly suggested at the opening of W's Presidential library, but decided on Barney instead. Perhaps another day.

This is a 12 by 16 inch acrylic painting on a sheet of canvas, currently for auction on Ebay. A preliminary version is posted as the lead image on the auction page (too late in the auction to update it ) click through to see the completed image above.

George Bush Painting With Barney - Ebay Art Auction

My Jimmy McMillan Rent Is Too Damn High Rap Video Paintings

2013-04-25T15:10:00.003-04:00

Reminded by Jimmy McMillan and his current popular Rent Is Too Damn High Rap Anthem YouTube video, here are my two Jimmy McMillan paintings-

Jimmy McMillan Rent Is Too Damn High Pancake-

Jimmy McMillan Snow Is Too Damn High Unicorn-

A Painting Of The Capture Of The Boston Marathon Bomber

2013-04-20T04:48:00.001-04:00

My painting of the capture of the White Hat Boston Marathon Bomber-

This painting was inspired by the epic thread at Something Awful, which followed the capture in real time and documented many misheard, garbled and heavily accented Boston police scanner transmissions.

Explosion At The Boston Marathon - Suspect In Custody

I currently have this painting listed on Etsy for $150.

Etsy - Capture Of The Marathon Bomber Painting

A Hillary Clinton Portrait Painting

2013-04-15T05:28:00.001-04:00

A 2 by 3 foot blue toned stretched acrylic canvas portrait painting of 2016 US first female President Hillary Rodham Clinton-

Hillary Clinton Portrait Painting - Ebay Art

Panda Bear With Hostess Bakery Products And A Pancake On Its Head

2013-04-11T21:58:00.000-04:00

A respite from the production of many many paintings of male nudes to paint by commission a panda bear lovingly cradling a number of defunct Hostess bakery products including Twinkies, Ho Hos, Ding Dongs, Wonder Bread, and Zingers. With pancake on head.

Roger Ebert Memorial Portrait Picture

2013-04-05T02:46:00.001-04:00

My memorial portrait of Chicago Tribune film critic Roger Ebert with a replacement chin made out of a theater sized Everlasting Gobstopper candy box-

Larger Roger Ebert Portrait

Roger Ebert Memorial Portrait Print - Ebay Art

Kenny Loggins Jesus Christ Jehovah's Witness Handout Easter Eggs Painting

2013-03-31T04:48:00.000-04:00

My second painting on printed material this week; a painting of Jesus Christ as the dyer of Easter eggs with Oolong The Bunny as God the Father supplying additional painting materials. Painted on a handout that a Jehovah's Witness recently brought to my door.

This is the same handout that was used to create the 'Kenny Loggins' Jesus, originator unknown.

Jesus Dyed For Your Sins Easter Handout - Ebay Art Auction

Male Nude Erotic Painting Ebay Art Auction

2013-03-31T04:39:00.002-04:00

Detail of a recent erotic male nude painting that I have posted for auction on Ebay. As with all of my male nudes, I am the model-

Thanks kindly to Toine Likes Art for the post of 'Male Nude With Legs Up' painting from a few years ago. This same painting also appeared recently on Augusto Fornasier and his Historian Of Art Blog-
'In spite of his questionable non-sense operation as the "pancake" illustrations, when he puts aside the illustrator he remains a good painter.'

Male Nude Crossed Legs Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Jim Carrey Photo With A Pancake Painted On His Head Ebay Art Auction Not For The Purpose Of Buying A Gun

2013-03-29T04:42:00.002-04:00

Larger Jim Carrey Ebay Auction Photo Not For The Purpose Of Purchasing A Gun

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS RETURNED TO EBAY TO BID ON THIS PHOTO EVEN THOUGH MY HANDS WERE UNCONTROLLABLY SHAKING WITH RAGE AS I ATTEMPTED TO LIST THE AUCTION AND AS A RESULT ENDING UP POSTING IT IN SOME UNGODLY EBAY CATEGORY THAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNEW EXISTED UNTIL NOW AND WON'T MENTION HERE AS IT IS TOO UPSETTING TO EVEN THINK ABOUT.

I AM SELLING THIS PHOTO FOR PERSONAL REASONS THAT I DARE NOT DISCUSS. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY, I SUGGEST THAT YOU CONTACT THE OCCUPANT AT THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS-

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
C/O THE WHITE HOUSE
1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE NW
WASHINGTON, DC 20500

OTHERWISE, THIS IS AN AUCTION OF A REPRINT OF AN ACTUAL SIGNED PHOTOGRAPH OF AN OVERPAID ELITIST HOLLYWOOD LIBERAL ACTOR NAMED JIM WHO-IS-NO-LONGER-POPULAR CARREY WITH A PANCAKE PAINTED ON HIS HEAD. SERVES HIM RIGHT I SAY EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT AT LIBERTY TO DISCUSS WHY I FEEL THAT WAY BUT I THINK YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT IF YOU ARE AMONG THE FEW THINKING AND TRULY FREE INDIVIDUALS IN WHAT USED TO BE RECOGNIZED AS A REPUBLIC BUT IS NOW ERRONEOUSLY REFERRED TO AS A DEMOCRACY.

I WILL NOT SAY WHAT I AM PLANNING TO DO WITH THE MONEY I MAY RAISE FROM THIS AUCTION BUT KATY BAR THE DOOR! AND I WOULD HAVE WRITTEN THAT IN ALL CAPS IF I HADN'T BEEN DOING SO FROM THE BEGINNING ALREADY.

Jim Carrey Ebay Photo Auction Not For The Purpose Of Purchasing A Gun - Ebay Art Auction

Christopher Hitchens With The Flying Spaghetti Monster On His Head Portrait Version #2

2013-03-28T02:12:00.001-04:00

A second version of my painting of the late author Christopher Hitchens with the flying spaghetti monster on his head.

Red Gay Marriage Equal Sign With Pancakes, Ebay Art Auction

2013-03-26T20:47:00.002-04:00

In celebration of today being the beginning of the the US Supreme Court deliberations on the legality of Gay Marriage, my rendition of the popular red Gay Marriage equality symbol, variations of which have appeared extensively throughout Facebook today-

Not quite so large Red Gay Marriage Equal Sign image

This is a 16 by 20 inch acrylic on stretched canvas. It would look darling in any household which promotes equality between breakfast items which are already the same. For as we are all made out of stars, so are pancakes made of the same celestial material, a quality which consumer and product share until the time of our mutual consumption.

Marriage Equality Symbol Meme Pancakes painting, warming itself besides the hearth.

Red Gay Marriage Equal Sign Pancake Painting - Ebay Art Auction

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Thanks to My Gay Friends Chat ( Gay Marriage Equality Symbol With Delicious Pancakes post )

robbiekush- Instagram

College Humor - When Activism Meets Internet: The 21 Best Marriage Equality Symbols

Scentscape - Support Gay Marriage

Henry Moore Old Flo Seated Draped Woman Pancake Statue, Ebay Art Auction

2013-03-25T04:49:00.003-04:00

A painting of a statue by British artist and sculptor Henry Moore called Old Flo or Draped Seated Woman, made of pancakes and sitting possibly for sale in a park-

If Henry Moore had the foresight to make Old Flo out of delicious pancakes there would be no question today regarding the propriety of her sale, as she would have been consumed long ago.

Henry Moore Old Flo Pancake Sculpture Painting For Sale - Ebay Art Auction

Joe Weider Dead With Pancake Hand Weights Painting, Ebay Art Auction

2013-03-25T04:37:00.000-04:00

A painting of bodybuilding classic personality Joe Weider dead and lifting pancake hand weights in Hell while strolling though a sea of flames, which part for his massive thighs-

Joe Weider Dead With Pancake Hand Weights Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Guy Boucher Former NHL Lightning Coach Pancake Painting Ebay Art Auction

2013-03-25T04:32:00.001-04:00

A painting of myself consoling fired Tampa Bay Lightning NHL hockey coach Guy Boucher with a delicious stack of pancakes in the Florida rain-

-while he holds himself up with a hockey stick. And he had that mysterious L shaped scar on his face. It rains, but there is no lightning.

Coach Guy Boucher Tampa Bay Lightning Pancake Consolation Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Karl Rove Gay Marriage Comments Pancake Painting Ebay Art Auction

2013-03-25T04:25:00.000-04:00

In response to GOP strategist Karl Rove and his Gay marriage comments regarding conservatives embracing this still volatile cultural position in time for the 2016 Presidential election, here is a painting of Karl getting married to a stack of delicious pancakes-

I think the two of them would make for a wonderful if short lived relationship.

Please note that Karl is neither getting Gay or Straight married to his stack of pancakes. Either would be impossible as pancakes are not gender specific, although they do enjoy dressing up.

Karl Rove Gay Marriage Pancake Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Papa Francis Retrato Pintura Da Católica Arte

2013-03-24T01:29:00.003-04:00

Um recém-eleito papa retrato de Francis, anteriormente conhecido como o Cardeal Jorge Bergoglio, da Argentina. Pintado diretamente de fotos de referência que tirei dos EUA EWTN cobertura Vaticano TV.

Papa imagem maior pintura Francis

Esta é uma pintura de 16 por 20 polegadas grande mão pintada na lona esticada. Parece arte pastel, mas as cores são de acrílico com uma boa quantidade de ouro e pintura cobre incorporados os tons de fundo e de pele. Esta é uma pintura original, muito semelhante à primeira versão desta pintura que eu postei e vendido na semana passada no Ebay.

PAINTING Papa Pope Francis Catholic Vatican Portrait Art Arte Church EWTN Lacey

Eu também postou um 8 em 10 de impressão tela desta mesma imagem por US $15 dólares-

IMPRIMIR O ex-cardeal Jorge Bergoglio De Argentina Arte - Ebay

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Gracias -

Christian Mindset - Study Shows US Challenge Facing Pope Francis

Possibly Gay Michelle Shocked Surprised By Nude Christ On Easter Morning Painting, Ebay Art Auction

2013-03-22T03:17:00.003-04:00

In honor of singer songwriter Michelle Shocked recent comments regarding Gay marriage and scripture, an Ebay art auction painting of Possibly Gay Michelle Shocked surprised by nude Christ with a female body on Easter morning. Because this is a pancake friendly blog, the caution tape version is posted-

A smaller uncensored version of my Michelle Shocked Nude Christ With Pancakes art.
A larger uncensored version of my Michelle Shocked Gay Christian Pancakes painting.

The original of this 16 by 20 inch acrylic painting on stretched canvas is currently listed on Ebay-

Michelle Shocked Gay Nude Christ Easter Painting - Ebay Art Auction