False Profit Labs

False Profit, LLC alive and well (False Profit Labs, LLC closed)

brett — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 20:51:11 +0000

False Profit’s tagline is “Better Living Through Better Corporations.” And as corporate entities are wont to do, they multiply and divide more often than a fourth grade math book. So, to clarify, False Profit Labs, LLC is one of several spinoff companies spawned from the mother holding company False Profit, LLC.

False Profit (not Labs), remains alive and well, delivering its standardized 0% guaranteed financial return as always. You, the investor, may continue to invest your time, energy and bootyshaking at all our fun-filled events, eg: Priceless, Spring Training, Equity, Burning Man, etc.

For further disclaimers or warranties, or to speak with a representative please see the main False Profit, site at: www.false-profit.com.

So Long and Thanks for the Explosions

brett — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 04:54:21 +0000

False Profit Labs closes its rollup doors for the last time. Wah wah wah. No seriously, it’s a good thing. But before we peer into the great beyond, first a little art history. Since 2003, False Profit Labs has made ‘Better Art Through Science’: from exploding hydrogen to heartbeat controlled flame effects, multi-colored fire plumes and carbon fiber art.

False Profit Labs has exhibited interactive fire sculptures at Burning Man, NASA, Fire Arts Festival, Coachella, Electric Daisy Carnival, and many other events around the Bay Area, Los Angeles, and beyond; receiving over 15 art grants from a wide range of commercial and non-commercial supporters. Our artistic focus has been interactivity and direct audience control of fire. Seemingly dangerous exploding things always fascinate, but we have strived to take that fascination to a deeper level, ‘From Wow To How.’

Many of us have ventured in new directions of art, engineering and commerce, including museum-quality pieces, special effects, new commercial ventures, and of course volunteer work.

Most of all, we would like to thank everyone for their support: the builders, donors, vendors, volunteers, crew, and everyone it takes to produce monumental sculptures that shoot fire with an audience. All those long nights in the shop sure paid off, and for us False Profit Labs has been an amazing opportunity to learn, grow and express ourselves. Thank you, and be well in art and life.

Carbon Fiber Flowers Are So In

brett — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 05:04:48 +0000

Carbon Garden makes its fashion shoot debut in 944 Magazine. Ok, so maybe the girls were a little hotter than the flowers, but hey we didn’t hook up the flame effects!

Check out the full story at the 944 Magazine Website.

A Desert Garden Grows

brett — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 05:09:58 +0000

Black Rock Desert, Northern Nevada - The question, What would grow on playa soil if anything could, was answered by a garden of carbon fiber flowers, dusty but glistening, simultaneously black and white by day, lit up in color and fire at night. Flowers whispering in fire, twisty and mysterious, some human height, some towering above, larger than our walkaday life.

The brutal desert forces, wind and dust, made their best exertions to push down these delicate sprouts, but could not match their strength or grace. When not an intense blustering whiteout, the blazing sun beat down on stem and bloom but were simply absorbed. And from that energy soaked up came night music. A blanket wash of sound, greeted desert comers of goggle, dread and blink. The swatches of showcase color and flicks of flame echoed gradients across black fabric petals stiffened to a form.

Photos by: JasonUnbound

People were people, evolving humans, humane to themselves, to each other, finding respite from the jungle, a patch of peace. Some were married in this place, some joked or at least smiled, some wanted to know how, some wanted to give gifts. We got the biggest gift of all. Thank you.

Off to the desert!

brett — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:14:08 +0000

Carbon Garden is ready to hit the road and get planted in its intended desert soil on the playa at Burning Man. Here’s a quick vid showing our crew hard at work. No idle hands round these parts the past few weeks. It’s been late nights, lots of pizza and chinese, a huge effort to get our new 12′ tall flowers standing tall. The tall flowers are made purely from carbon fiber, including the bloom, stamen, Flame Element holder, flanges, and stem. Thanks to everyone who helped make the project a reality!

Carbon Garden will be placed in the center of the playa, 700 feet from the Burning Man along the 4:30 axis. The Garden will be alight with fire and music each night from 9pm - 3am. There will also be two dawn sessions on Thursday and Saturday, with an acoustic concert on Saturday morning with surprise players.

Carbon Garden layout

brett — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 09:41:48 +0000

Here’s the layout for Carbon Garden as it will appear on the playa this year at Burning Man. The four gates will be each have two flaming carbon fiber towers, and infrared sensors to trigger music and flame behaviors as people enter and exit. We’ll be located 700 feet from the man along the invisible 4:30 line on your clock dial, pretty near to the Tea House, so it will indeed be quite a zen corner of the desert.

Oh, you’re the PDF type?

FPLabs Mobile Edition

brett — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:48:40 +0000

Because you want fire art delivered both to your desktop workstation and sent wirelessly to your handheld palm tricorder, False Profit Labs is here for you. Now, get FalseProfitLabs.com with dramatically different visual experience when delivered to an iPhone, Android or Blackberry Storm. Feeds and categories are more easily navigated, pages loaded faster.

Not good enough? Get a free download of False Profit and False Profit Labs mobile wallpapers here:
http://www.false-profit.com/fp-content/false-profit-mobile-backgrounds.zip

Look for our iLabs app that triggers your phone to burst into flames coming soon.

Live music acts wanted for Carbon Garden concert series

brett — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:57:34 +0000

Got a great live music act? Come perform in our Carbon Garden at Burning Man. We’ll be having at least one concert during the event some time Wed-Fri (tbd). Please send a video and song sampler to: brett [at] false-profit [dot] com.

Even larger carbon flower

brett — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:02:12 +0000

Our first 10′ tall carbon flower with a 42″ diameter bloom. Here’s a video showing what the flowers look like before trimming and stem attaching. This stem is also our first one made of pure carbon fiber. We used a biaxial twill sleeve from Soller Composites and laid it up over foam pool noodles. After applying epoxy the stretchy sleeve is folded to create a ribbing effect similar to bamboo.

Pool Noodles

Flashback: Burning Man 2003

brett — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 06:32:59 +0000

Back in 2003 my maniac friends and I thought it would be fun to start blowing bubbles with oxygen and acetylene and exploding them with a tiki torch. Who knew those were the early days of The Hydrogen Economy!