Fly On.

For All Your Maximum Ride Needs

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Thu, 27 Jun 2013 19:34:00 +0000

Yo,

It's been a while, but if you want to keep up with me and the rest of The Flock, check out www.jamespattersonya.com and www.jpya.tumblr.com.

Fly on,

Fang

MAJOR NEWS

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:16:00 +0000

ADDENDUM: DON'T WORRY. I/WE'LL CONTINUE TO BLOG. IT'LL JUST LIVE ON MAX-DAN-WIZ.COM. (All this will stay up, it just won't be updated.)

Yo,

So, maybe you've noticed that we took our sweet time with the whole updating thing. Sorry. We'll make it up to you. How? Like this:

This blog is turning into so much more. And by that I mean this blog now ceases to exist. Well, it's not going anywhere, but I'm not going to update here anymore. Because I'm moving my blog and everything else to the bigger, badder Max-Dan-Wiz.com. It's a whole website you can join and chat on and do stuff.

Fly on,

Fang

GO TO MAX-DAX-WIZ.com

TRL Killed MTV Killed the Radio Star

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:43:00 +0000

Yo,

I mean, MTV, kinda whatever. But I'm not going to try to contain my exuberance. Think of all the videos that you never saw. That you were too young for. That you couldn't watch because your parents wouldn't let you/because you were in a cage. THEY'RE ALL THERE AND IT'S ONLY IN BETA.

I want my, I want my MTV music. I want it.

Let's go slamdance!

The Dead Milkmen |MTV Music

I'm so ugly. But that's okay, so are you.

Nirvana |MTV Music

Can't Fight the Seether!

Veruca Salt |MTV Music

Jerry Was a Race Car Driver The Age of 65

Primus |MTV Music

A-Ha! Pop Up Video!

a-ha |MTV Music

I could do this FOR DAYS.

Fly on,

Fang

I want to keep going. I'm going to keep going. I'm like Kramer with the car salesman & the gas tank.

Green Day |MTV Music

Now Don't (You) Go All Floaty On Me

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:29:00 +0000

Yo,

I think sometimes it wouldn't be so terrible to be your average suburban kid sitting at home on a Saturday night eating Cheetos and wishing you weren't, say 14, and your parents didn't give you the lamest 10:30 curfew on earth. Because then at least someday you would grow up and go to see bands play on a Saturday night and be pretty cool. And not worry about saving the world. Or having a secret expiration date.

Ra Ra Riot

The Aforementioned Rock Show

Ra Ra Riot MySpace

Fly on,

Fang

In a Mood

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:13:00 +0000

Yo,

Apparently I should "answer questions because they can be like funny or whatever so..." So, okay.

You know, I do wish I could answer everyone's questions. Cause even though I'm posting questions, finally. I know. I know. I sorta feel like a jerk because there are so many I DIDN'T answer. I just have to have time. And not be under threat of being eaten. Or blown up. Or netted and thrown in the back of a truck. Or, or, or....

So, a happy Monday to all of you sitting this morning in Algebra twirling your pencils and smelling of shampoo. Here goes.

Fang: Why dont you play the guitar its like an awesome instrument!

If I wasn't a mutant bird kid on the run. I would totally be in a band that wasn't lame.

Do you ever think about wearing a headband or something to pull back your hair?

I could always rock the hipster headband. Thoughts?

cold or hot?

Hot in the summer. Cold in the winter.

would you rather have a bottle on each finger or a bucket on each foot?

Bottlefingers! Woo! Bottlefingers!

what weights you down? (any answer will really work for this)

The guitar I'd like to carry around the friendly skies.

what is your catch fraze?

"Yo", "Whatever", et. al.

do you have one? If not make one up or ask someone to make one for you

"Whatever"

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Nah.

Are you good at climbing?Maple trees? Birch trees? and yes there is a difference!

Why climb when you can fly, man.

Do you wish you had a camera?

I would kill for a nice Nikon.

Do you have a camera?

Nope.

what would you take pictures of?

Everything.

Whats your favorite fruit?

Blackberries

Whats your favorite vegetable?

Carrot Sticks

Am i annoying?

Nah.

What has your favorite age been so far?

Any age in which I did not live in a cage.

Do you like the moon?

Totally.

Do you like the stars?

Totally.

Have you ever bit your lip really hard?

Yeah. I've been punched in the lip too. It's lame.

Did it hurt?

Yes.

Would you ever fall in love with a hawk?

Ow!

Would you love to have a best friend as a hawk?

Can I have one for a sidekick?

Describe your shoes

Black Vans. Dirty.

Did you tell max she's awesome for me? If not do it because you know she really is!

Uh, Max, you're awesome.

do you like ketchup or mustard on you hot dog? this is really important you could loose your whole social life on this question!

I like anything you could feasibly put on a hotdog on my hotdog. Like chili. Mmm, dude. Chili.

Do you snore?

No!

how loud?

The answer is no!

do you think i snore because i dont

Of course not.

have you ever played truth or dare?

No, but I think I'd be really good at it and you wouldn't want to play with me. I would get you with my laser eye!

Do you like bats?

Sure.

would you like them if they attacked your hair?

!^#$ no.

Do you like country music?

I like Lucinda Williams. And David Rawlings. And Willie Nelson. And yes, mostly.

do you spit? Would you if you had sunflower seeds with shells?

I spit if I have to.

Tell iggy He's a saint

Uh, Iggy, you're a saint. I love you man. Dude, your cheekbones.

(Iggy just hit me.)

Do you think iggy's a saint?

"Whatever"

Do you think Max is a saint?

"WHATEVER"

Do you believe that if you were brought up on a farm you hate chicken?

I have no idea.

Well i got more but seriously its not like your actually gonna answer these so i'll stop. It was fun to amke anyway. Julia .M.W!

And now you'll never know....

Fly on,

Fang

I Want Max to Race Them

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:26:00 +0000

Yo,

It would be so awesome, right? But the Blue Angels would totally win. Heh heh.

I wonder at what point teasing Max will cease to be fun?

Fly on,

Fang

*We did not take this picture. We are nowhere near California. Please disregard all evidence to the contrary.

Addicting, Smart!

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:34:00 +0000

http://urtak.com/

Fly on,

Fang

Nudge: Sartorialist Avec Les Ailes

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 14:39:00 +0000

Fang likes that. Nudge likes this.

And of course, credit where credit is due.

xoxoxox!

NuDgE

This Is Really Awesome & Really Real World

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:53:00 +0000

Did I mention I like this?

"Dispatches from that often contentious place where business, politics and sustainability meet."

Fly on & Happy Thursday,

Fang

Do Something

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 14:32:00 +0000

Hey guys,

Check out the final PSA or apply for a green grant at the Maximum Ride Do Something page.

Pretty sweet.

Fly on,

Fang

Shame(less)fully Entertained

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:54:00 +0000

Hahaha

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:54:00 +0000

Have you seen this?

Fly on,

Fang

Hey, Heyyyy Baby! (The Remix)

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:26:00 +0000

LOL: AWESOME.

NOT EVEN CLOSE TO JOKING.

FOR BOYZ

FOR GIRLZ

xoxoxoxoxo!

NuDgE

While You Were Sleeping

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:40:00 +0000

Elvis Perkins MySpace

Elvis Perkins Wiki: Did you know his mom died in one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center?

And is it just me, or does he look like John Lennon in this video?

Fly on,

Fang

Sold, at Christies, for Nine Bajillon Dollars

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 19:47:00 +0000

I think I could have written, this.

If only I could turn Nudge off....hmmm. Apparently we are flawed. Itex shoulda thought of that one.

That outfit is ridiculous and I would so win in a fight with Chuck Bass.

Fly on,

Fang

Skin Grafts, Needles and Cages

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:45:00 +0000

You say you want a revolution

Well you know

We all want to change the world

You tell me that it's evolution

Well you know

We all want to change the world

But when you talk about destruction

Don't you know you can count me out

Don't you know it's gonna be alright

Alright Alright

You say you got a real solution

Well you know

We'd all love to see the plan

You ask me for a contribution

Well you know

We're doing what we can

But when you want money for people with minds that hate

All I can tell you is brother you have to wait

Don't you know it's gonna be alright

Alright Alright

You say you'll change the constitution

Well you know

We all want to change your head

You tell me it's the institution

Well you know

You better free your mind instead

But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao

You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow

Don't you know know it's gonna be alright

Alright Alright.

Questions and Some Answers

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 18:32:00 +0000

Heya,

A note to The Girl Who Could Fly & others who were wondering about questions. Yes, I have some in the queue. Sorry it's been a while. Also, we have some cool fan fictions that we like and have seen mentioned around here. How about I post those? I think I will.

The Wings of Wrath

Ella's Secret

Iggy and Ella, sitting in a tree....

Ow. Frick. I just got punched. Remarkable aim for a blind dude.

Fly on,

Fang

The New Zealand Fist Pump Will Cut Off Your Hands and Indie Pop Your Head Off

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:43:00 +0000

CUT OFF YOUR HANDS

Fly on,

Fang

Yum!

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:09:00 +0000

Thanks, Sarallena!

Fly on,

Fang

We Always Wondered....

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 20:11:00 +0000

Hey dudes,

We flew by this house in Rhode Island once and always wondered about it. It just sits on this huge rock in the middle of the water. Cool, huh? Read about it, here, and see the sideshow, here.

-Ig

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 15:51:00 +0000

Better Than the Olympics

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 02:10:00 +0000

Just so you know, Iggy, Gazzy and I are not enjoying this whatsoever. We absolutely do not think this is hysterical. We are not watching Nudge chase Max around flailing her arms like Macauly Culkin in Home Alone. And Max is definitely not laughing so hard that she's almost peeing her pants.

So in case you were wondering. Not. Funny. At all.

NOT TRUE NOT TRUE OMG! SO NOT TRUE!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:59:00 +0000

MAX!!!!!

OH. MY. FREAK! THAT IS NOT EVEN 1/3 TRUE!!!!! WE HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN IN A DENNY'S!!!

OMG, I AM GOING TO.... I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO.

BUT O. M. G. MAXIMUM RIDE, I SWEAR ON MY WINGS YOU ARE SO DEAD-PANTS!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!

Payback

noreply@blogger.com (Max) — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:54:00 +0000

Nudge,

If you don't stop begging me for that t-shirt, I'm going to tell everyone about that time you ate all those honey roasted peanuts and got the "poots" so bad you got us thrown out of Denny's.

hahahaha!

Max

Manga News

noreply@blogger.com (Fang) — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:29:00 +0000

Yo,

I said we had manga news, and we do. The first installment of the new Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment manga is out now in Yen Plus Magazine. You can pick it up at your local bookstore in the magazine aisles. Sweetness. There's more information, here, too.

Fly on,

Fang