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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Sun, 11 Oct 2026 03:50:05 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif Meanwhile, in San Diego, dog pee takes out a street light [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223648?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [4 comments] ]]> Meanwhile, in San Diego, dog pee takes out a street light [Amusing] Sun, 11 Oct 2026 03:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223648 K-9 unit, bomb squad and SWAT team called to Hilton Head neighborhood in response to person wearing pink shorts. These are the gritty streets of Nowhere, USA [Silly] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223458?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> K-9 unit, bomb squad and SWAT team called to Hilton Head neighborhood in response to person wearing pink shorts. These are the gritty streets of Nowhere, USA [Silly] Sun, 11 Oct 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223458 What happens to a priest who faces an adultery probe for cheating on his wife? You get promoted to bishop [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223598?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> What happens to a priest who faces an adultery probe for cheating on his wife? You get promoted to bishop [Facepalm] Sun, 11 Oct 2026 01:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223598 Man convicted of stealing millions of dollars' worth of Bitcoin. Fark: He used it to buy Pokémon and Magic the Gathering cards [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223534?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [12 comments] ]]> Man convicted of stealing millions of dollars' worth of Bitcoin. Fark: He used it to buy Pokémon and Magic the Gathering cards [Dumbass] Sun, 11 Oct 2026 00:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223534 Former Shaolin Abbot sentenced to 24 years. They tried to execute him but he kept catching the arrows in his hands [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223434?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [25 comments] ]]> Former Shaolin Abbot sentenced to 24 years. They tried to execute him but he kept catching the arrows in his hands [Sad] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 23:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223434 Boy, 15, gets a lucky break, survives bear attack after 'mobile phone explodes' as bear mauled him [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223564?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [33 comments] ]]> Boy, 15, gets a lucky break, survives bear attack after 'mobile phone explodes' as bear mauled him [Scary] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 22:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223564 At 10:30PM ET Noise Factor brings you Psychedelic Episode Part XV. Oceanlord, Brian Dejacker, Fanatism, Big Scenic Nowhere, and much more. Get in the frame of mind that seems right to you [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223672?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> At 10:30PM ET Noise Factor brings you Psychedelic Episode Part XV. Oceanlord, Brian Dejacker, Fanatism, Big Scenic Nowhere, and much more. Get in the frame of mind that seems right to you [Live] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 22:00:27 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223672 In a violent, unrelenting world of nature's creatures, only the fittest survive. Today we hunt mosquitoes [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223394?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> In a violent, unrelenting world of nature's creatures, only the fittest survive. Today we hunt mosquitoes [Scary] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 21:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223394 While everyone is arguing over the pronunciation of Hurricane Isaias, Tropical Storm Rachel is heading just south of San Diego/Tijuana. Surf's up [PSA] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223566?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [29 comments] ]]> While everyone is arguing over the pronunciation of Hurricane Isaias, Tropical Storm Rachel is heading just south of San Diego/Tijuana. Surf's up [PSA] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 20:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223566 Photoshop this smashing move [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14220662?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [12 comments] ]]> Photoshop this smashing move [Photoshop] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 20:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14220662 Pentagon raises official toll of troops who died to 21. Definitely not the real number but hey what do you want when a drunk is running it [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223438?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [31 comments] ]]> Pentagon raises official toll of troops who died to 21. Definitely not the real number but hey what do you want when a drunk is running it [Facepalm] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 19:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223438 Fark Tariff Party - October 24, 6 PM in Montreal at the Old Dublin [FarkParty] https://www.fark.com/comments/14211394?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [30 comments] ]]> Fark Tariff Party - October 24, 6 PM in Montreal at the Old Dublin [FarkParty] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 18:59:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14211394 OK, Boomers, you've got all the money, happy now? [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223468?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [106 comments] ]]> OK, Boomers, you've got all the money, happy now? [Obvious] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 18:26:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223468 Worse, they ignored her and rescued the $400 handcar [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223448?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> Worse, they ignored her and rescued the $400 handcar [Amusing] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 17:50:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223448 Man enters tiger enclosure and, well, you know the rest. And further stating the obvious, the tiger was uninjured [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223430?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [84 comments] ]]> Man enters tiger enclosure and, well, you know the rest. And further stating the obvious, the tiger was uninjured [Dumbass] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 17:38:25 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223430 Photoshop this apprehensive penguin [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14220658?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Photoshop this apprehensive penguin [Photoshop] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 16:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14220658 8,000 square feet of interesting choices [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223306?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [109 comments] ]]> 8,000 square feet of interesting choices [Strange] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 15:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223306 Reset the clock [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223326?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [79 comments] ]]> Reset the clock [Scary] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 15:05:36 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223326 Dinner in Vancouver. Stanley Park Brewery, December 10, 6:00 PM [FarkParty] https://www.fark.com/comments/14211252?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [56 comments] ]]> Dinner in Vancouver. Stanley Park Brewery, December 10, 6:00 PM [FarkParty] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 13:39:17 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14211252 No good deed goes unpunished: School bus driver terminated for 'act of kindness' after letting boy rescue kitten from the side of the road [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223114?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [107 comments] ]]> No good deed goes unpunished: School bus driver terminated for 'act of kindness' after letting boy rescue kitten from the side of the road [Asinine] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 12:50:58 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223114 Flight attendants describe seven traits of highly defective people [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223154?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [67 comments] ]]> Flight attendants describe seven traits of highly defective people [Interesting] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 12:26:44 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223154 Abandoned truck at airport leads to shutdown. ICE: Oops, my bad [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223134?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [27 comments] ]]> Abandoned truck at airport leads to shutdown. ICE: Oops, my bad [Dumbass] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 11:50:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223134 Great news if you were going as Mad Max for Halloween this year as sawed-off shotguns are now legal [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223044?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [115 comments] ]]> Great news if you were going as Mad Max for Halloween this year as sawed-off shotguns are now legal [Murica] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 10:50:58 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223044 Actors before they were famous, crime and punishment, sleepy babies, and art installations are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, October 2-8 Ice G Edition [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222752?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> Actors before they were famous, crime and punishment, sleepy babies, and art installations are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, October 2-8 Ice G Edition [Weird] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 10:14:15 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222752 The worst trend of the '90s is coming back. No, not that one [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223048?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [116 comments] ]]> The worst trend of the '90s is coming back. No, not that one [Stupid] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 10:02:31 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223048 Friday the Thirteenth in November, 2026 A. D. "On that date, or thereabouts, the human population will have expanded so far as to approach infinity and thus will automatically annihilate itself" [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222928?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [59 comments] ]]> Friday the Thirteenth in November, 2026 A. D. "On that date, or thereabouts, the human population will have expanded so far as to approach infinity and thus will automatically annihilate itself" [Scary] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 09:20:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222928 Photoshop this Lion's Mane mushroom [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14220656?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> Photoshop this Lion's Mane mushroom [Photoshop] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 09:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14220656 New ICE shooting involving a man named Gonzalez. Maybe he will be deported with a bullet still in him [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222874?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [53 comments] ]]> New ICE shooting involving a man named Gonzalez. Maybe he will be deported with a bullet still in him [Asinine] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 08:45:16 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222874 Day 1,690 of WW3: President Art of the (No) Deal shows his astute political acumen by getting told off by both Russia and Ukraine after ham-fisted attempt to pause the war just because he wants some diesel. This is your Saturday Ukraine war thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223082?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [265 comments] ]]> Day 1,690 of WW3: President Art of the (No) Deal shows his astute political acumen by getting told off by both Russia and Ukraine after ham-fisted attempt to pause the war just because he wants some diesel. This is your Saturday Ukraine war thread [News] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 08:15:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223082 "I love him. I would take care of him forever. All 26 cats of the colony I care for are neutered and vaccinated - by my effort, but I don't have money for veterinary care beyond that. Please be kind to this lovely boy." Welcome to Caturday, Merlin [Caturday] https://www.fark.com/comments/14221518?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [504 comments] ]]> "I love him. I would take care of him forever. All 26 cats of the colony I care for are neutered and vaccinated - by my effort, but I don't have money for veterinary care beyond that. Please be kind to this lovely boy." Welcome to Caturday, Merlin [Caturday] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14221518 "Hygiene poverty" is the name of subby's future GWAR cover band [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223046?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [50 comments] ]]> "Hygiene poverty" is the name of subby's future GWAR cover band [Sick] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 07:45:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223046 Building a Flock-style camera to watch the cops? Yeah, they're not gonna like that [Ironic] https://www.fark.com/comments/14223042?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [32 comments] ]]> Building a Flock-style camera to watch the cops? Yeah, they're not gonna like that [Ironic] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 07:15:49 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14223042 Bag o' Bones says rape victims should be flattered [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222888?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [100 comments] ]]> Bag o' Bones says rape victims should be flattered [Sick] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 06:25:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222888 Paula's Donuts, the greatest donut shop in Buffalo, didn't have a drive-thru...until today [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222950?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> Paula's Donuts, the greatest donut shop in Buffalo, didn't have a drive-thru...until today [Scary] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 05:25:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222950 You know those boring old Material Safety Data Sheets? Turns out, if you read them, you might not send 3 people to the hospital while create a hazmat incident in a dishwasher [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222936?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [36 comments] ]]> You know those boring old Material Safety Data Sheets? Turns out, if you read them, you might not send 3 people to the hospital while create a hazmat incident in a dishwasher [Fail] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 04:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222936 It's getting so you can't piledrive referees any more [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222986?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [28 comments] ]]> It's getting so you can't piledrive referees any more [Sad] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 03:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222986 Hello kids, I know you're first-grade students, but today I'm going to teach you about the effects of alcohol [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222870?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Hello kids, I know you're first-grade students, but today I'm going to teach you about the effects of alcohol [Dumbass] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 02:29:51 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222870 Well, that seems like a problem that will solve itself pretty quickly [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222940?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [12 comments] ]]> Well, that seems like a problem that will solve itself pretty quickly [Obvious] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 01:53:23 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222940 Now that everyone hates FLOCK cameras, and many cities are removing their cameras, they are LAYING OFF a lot of employees [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222892?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [52 comments] ]]> Now that everyone hates FLOCK cameras, and many cities are removing their cameras, they are LAYING OFF a lot of employees [Obvious] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 01:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222892