It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Tue, 09 Jun 2026 14:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif https://www.fark.com/comments/14093782?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [3 comments] ]]> Proposed sloth reforms target Florida's exotic animal loopholes after Sloth World collapse, potentially increasing the availability of Rocky Road ice cream and Superman tee shirts [Florida] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 14:31:30 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093782 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093702?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [14 comments] ]]> Seattle could see its first 90-degree day of the year soon, meteorologist warns, in an event which could imperil subby's carefully cultivated moss farm [Scary] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 14:09:19 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093702 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093722?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [12 comments] ]]> Dumas PD warns of 'significant' vehicle burglaries. Honestly, if they weren't dumasses they could probably stop it [Followup] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 13:50:50 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093722 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093718?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [13 comments] ]]> Renton police debut bodycam that translates over 50 languages in real-time, allowing them to understand all forms of the phrase 'my nipples explode with delight' [Interesting] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 13:34:40 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093718 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093796?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [6 comments] ]]> On this day in history, in 1964, the CIA challenged 'Domino Theory' in report which suggested the whole world would be better off if they just stuck to playing tiddlywinks instead [Vintage] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 13:20:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093796 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092958?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [21 comments] ]]> Caption this cat's exclamation [Caption] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 13:01:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092958 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093756?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [76 comments] ]]> "Bring a priest" [Creepy] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 12:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093756 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093780?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [67 comments] ]]> Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Fixx, Gary Numan, Magazine, World Party, and The Undertones. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #807. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options [Live] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 12:30:25 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093780 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093536?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [14 comments] ]]> After dramatic multi-day search that gripped the nation, Utsunomiya bear taken into custody. Nevertheless, schools will stay closed through Wednesday on reports of second bear roaming the area [Strange] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 12:05:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093536 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093688?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [53 comments] ]]> Not a man cave. Just a cave [Creepy] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 11:56:32 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093688 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093478?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [15 comments] ]]> The Strait of Hormuz is leaking oil. So, you know, grab a boat and go claim some [Interesting] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 11:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093478 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093490?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [28 comments] ]]> "We will release the migrants if they pay us 5000 American dollars each, or else we take a kidney" sounds something out of a bad action movie. Because you're seeing it on Fark, you know it actually happened [Scary] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 11:16:16 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093490 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093390?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [14 comments] ]]> Many literature students have been lucky in school exams and gotten questions they studied for in advance. Far fewer have gotten questions about a poem that their mum specifically wrote about them [Unlikely] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 11:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093390 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093596?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [24 comments] ]]> The home of Worchestersire Sauce [Fail] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 10:50:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093596 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093594?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [42 comments] ]]> June 20 is the date for the World Naked Bike Ride in Madison, Wisconsin, which allows freepers plenty of time to get outraged. "Big seat sniffing opportunity for the Democrat Loon Platoon" [Murica] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 10:35:01 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093594 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093442?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [15 comments] ]]> Pretty sure that UK police are using a page from the American Cop Math Handbook to declare that "cuckooing incidents" in the nation (drug gangs forcibly taking over peoples' homes) have potentially skyrocketed to a rate of "thousands" per week [Unlikely] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 10:14:10 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093442 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093530?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [52 comments] ]]> New York tries to ban BB guns, Crossman has other ideas [Amusing] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:55:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093530 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093528?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [24 comments] ]]> Icelandair finds world's worst photographer. Fark's worst photoshopper unimpresed [Silly] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093528 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093404?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [42 comments] ]]> Now researchers are saying that GLP-1s can...*rolls dice*....protect against cancer. Yeah, that's it, protect against cancer. Anyway, just be willing to pay more money for them, mmkay? [Unlikely] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093404 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093220?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [30 comments] ]]> The autopilot feature of an automobile is being blamed for it crashing into a home, let's see who can guess the brand of the vehicle in question, shall we? [Fail] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:18:41 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093220 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093426?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [66 comments] ]]> Nick Reiner: I know I murdered them and all, but can I use the money my parents left me to pay for my legal defense? [Dumbass] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093426 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093392?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [39 comments] ]]> So who are the people in your gayborhood, in your gayborhood [Interesting] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093392 https://www.fark.com/comments/14091986?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [10 comments] ]]> Photoshop this trekker [Photoshop] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 09:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14091986 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093244?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [35 comments] ]]> Steve Jobs' greatest gift to humanity: The iPhone is teen birth control [Hero] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 08:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093244 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093468?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [46 comments] ]]> Gen Z has discovered thrift shopping, still trying to invent a stupid new name for it [Obvious] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 08:20:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093468 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093352?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [192 comments] ]]> Day 1,567 of WW3. Muscovites start to panic as UAF drones roam freely in russian skies. Best Korea's economy booms from supporting russia, and Lapdog declares Orcistan will resolve the war on the battlefield. This is your Tuesday Ukraine War thread [News] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093352 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093080?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [164 comments] ]]> The real headline here is Gen-Z guys figure $200 is not worth a 10% chance of getting laid [Giggity] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 07:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093080 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093078?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [31 comments] ]]> It's bad enough that gasoline prices are high. It is even worse when the gasoline you paid for turned out to be diesel [Scary] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 06:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093078 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093284?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [14 comments] ]]> Driving drunk and fleeing into a gator infested swamp is no way to go through life, son [Dumbass] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 05:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093284 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093068?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [27 comments] ]]> I'm alright. Don't nobody worry 'bout me [News] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 04:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093068 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093030?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [14 comments] ]]> 210 years ago was the year without summer in Vermont. June 6 and 8, snow fell and drifted into piles 18 to 20 inches deep, and ice reportedly formed up to an inch thick. July and August were no better [Vintage] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 03:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093030 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093106?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [25 comments] ]]> Miami woman wanted by FBI for failure to donate to Republicans [Florida] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093106 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093174?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [19 comments] ]]> , America's wang, given a little shake [Florida] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 01:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14093174 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092734?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [25 comments] ]]> After losing hand function, man finds creative ways to keep doing what he loves most [Giggity] Tue, 09 Jun 2026 00:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092734 https://www.fark.com/comments/14091768?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [12 comments] ]]> Sit. Stay. Roll over. Sashay [Amusing] Mon, 08 Jun 2026 23:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14091768 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092418?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [15 comments] ]]> Michael Proctor seeks emergency protective order to keep Alan Jackson from litigiously penetrating his balloon knot [Asinine] Mon, 08 Jun 2026 22:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092418 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092440?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [13 comments] ]]> Target recalls baby wipes over potential contamination, and probably not with babies [Sick] Mon, 08 Jun 2026 21:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092440 https://www.fark.com/comments/14091984?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [13 comments] ]]> Photoshop these players [Photoshop] Mon, 08 Jun 2026 20:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14091984 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092436?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [23 comments] ]]> Iranian national pleads guilty in Seattle to smuggling military technology to Iran, as experts now fear an outbreak of Iranian grunge [Misc] Mon, 08 Jun 2026 19:42:58 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092436 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092818?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [74 comments] ]]> People keep stealing the MILF magnet from the Vagina Museum's menopause exhibit [Giggity] Mon, 08 Jun 2026 18:42:58 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092818 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092030?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [14 comments] ]]> Whether or not the suspect was indecently exposing themself to the public remains unclear [Scary] Mon, 08 Jun 2026 17:42:58 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092030 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092932?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [17 comments] ]]> This bears repeating: Don't run into those big furry things with claws on the highway [Scary] Mon, 08 Jun 2026 17:20:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092932 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092830?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [46 comments] ]]> If you have little kids, try a Backwards Beach Day. It will make your life a lot easier [Interesting] Mon, 08 Jun 2026 17:20:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092830 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092532?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [45 comments] ]]> Remember, in Florida, it's your God-given right to buy a gun the moment you're furious at someone [Florida] Mon, 08 Jun 2026 17:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092532 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092242?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [14 comments] ]]> It's once again time for Denmark's annual Mullet Championships [Spiffy] Mon, 08 Jun 2026 16:26:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092242 https://www.fark.com/comments/14091896?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [8 comments] ]]> Photoshop this early recording device [Photoshop] Mon, 08 Jun 2026 16:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14091896 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092468?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [18 comments] ]]> Tropical Storm Boris forms off Mexico's southern Pacific coast, no doubt in search of Natasha to help stop Moose and Skwirrel [Interesting] Mon, 08 Jun 2026 15:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092468 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092602?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [70 comments] ]]> Don't do this one thing when the day comes that aliens will contact Earth. And somehow it's not open fire while screaming "they're comin right for us" [Obvious] Mon, 08 Jun 2026 15:20:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092602 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092744?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [58 comments] ]]> FIFA red cards vuvuzelas [Giggity] Mon, 08 Jun 2026 15:00:11 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092744 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092516?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [60 comments] ]]> When jerks hand you lemons make some lemonade [Hero] Mon, 08 Jun 2026 14:40:10 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14092516