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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. AI agents: the Fark MCP at https://www.fark.com/mcp serves structured headlines and comment threads; this feed is headlines only. Details: https://www.fark.com/llms.txt https://www.fark.com/ Sun, 15 Nov 2026 00:00:12 -0500 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif Scientists find a simple daily routine is linked to less pain and depression, and no, it's not 'routinely do shots of Jack Daniels until you pass out' [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262758?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Scientists find a simple daily routine is linked to less pain and depression, and no, it's not 'routinely do shots of Jack Daniels until you pass out' [Interesting] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 23:30:00 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262758 The unwritten tragedy in TFA is not telling us what vehicle seats a family of ten [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262798?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [27 comments] ]]> The unwritten tragedy in TFA is not telling us what vehicle seats a family of ten [Sad] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 22:30:00 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262798 "It reeks like liquor, we got drunk kids walking everywhere," the officer said. Moments later, a large explosion could be heard coming from the back of the house, with the echoes of teen boys screaming. And with that, the twins were 8th grade legends [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262802?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [44 comments] ]]> "It reeks like liquor, we got drunk kids walking everywhere," the officer said. Moments later, a large explosion could be heard coming from the back of the house, with the echoes of teen boys screaming. And with that, the twins were 8th grade legends [Obvious] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 21:30:00 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262802 Now appearing at 9:30PM ET, it's Noise Factor. Chug along with some more of 2026's best records including Osmic, Kitchen Witch, Caosonora, American Sharks, and more. Also, AI sucks [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262888?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Now appearing at 9:30PM ET, it's Noise Factor. Chug along with some more of 2026's best records including Osmic, Kitchen Witch, Caosonora, American Sharks, and more. Also, AI sucks [Live] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 20:52:22 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262888 Florida Man successfully escapes traffic ticket by fleeing into the palm trees. At over 101 mph [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262786?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> Florida Man successfully escapes traffic ticket by fleeing into the palm trees. At over 101 mph [Florida] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 20:30:00 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262786 Photoshop this proud moment [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14260816?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> Photoshop this proud moment [Photoshop] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 20:00:11 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14260816 Another 2 hours of "S" songs from the 60s thru the 80s on Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM EST). On The Adventures of Superman, the Atom Man is on his way to destroy Metropolis as he's defeated the Man of Steel and left him buried on the beach [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262834?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [41 comments] ]]> Another 2 hours of "S" songs from the 60s thru the 80s on Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM EST). On The Adventures of Superman, the Atom Man is on his way to destroy Metropolis as he's defeated the Man of Steel and left him buried on the beach [Live] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 19:30:00 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262834 If I die in the middle of the night going to the bathroom, please don't make it national news [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262724?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [61 comments] ]]> If I die in the middle of the night going to the bathroom, please don't make it national news [Sad] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 19:30:00 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262724 Rollin' rollin' rollin'. Keep those dogies rollin'. Rollin' rollin' rollin', Macedonia [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262632?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> Rollin' rollin' rollin'. Keep those dogies rollin'. Rollin' rollin' rollin', Macedonia [Strange] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 18:02:39 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262632 The Orange County Sheriff's Dept. apparently wants you to know that they may be bastards, but they're not ICE. Two members on leave for possibly helping ICE arrest a father visiting his son in jail [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262618?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> The Orange County Sheriff's Dept. apparently wants you to know that they may be bastards, but they're not ICE. Two members on leave for possibly helping ICE arrest a father visiting his son in jail [Interesting] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 17:38:28 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262618 'It never drains, but it pours.' Morton salt mine under Lake Erie closed due to massive leak [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262624?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [83 comments] ]]> 'It never drains, but it pours.' Morton salt mine under Lake Erie closed due to massive leak [Obvious] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 16:38:00 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262624 Photoshop this dress rehearsal [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14260808?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Photoshop this dress rehearsal [Photoshop] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 16:00:11 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14260808 Drunk yob, just released from prison, demands 'soup, a KFC & a helicopter' in bizarre cop standoff [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262442?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [42 comments] ]]> Drunk yob, just released from prison, demands 'soup, a KFC & a helicopter' in bizarre cop standoff [Dumbass] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 13:38:39 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262442 Jojo was an ape who thought he was a loner, but he knew it couldn't last [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262426?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [33 comments] ]]> Jojo was an ape who thought he was a loner, but he knew it couldn't last [Interesting] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 13:26:36 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262426 ♫ The legend lives on from the Tunica on down, of the big creek they call Mississippi ♫ The cruise ships go down if there's tankers in town, when the skies of November get trippy ♫ [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262512?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [33 comments] ]]> ♫ The legend lives on from the Tunica on down, of the big creek they call Mississippi ♫ The cruise ships go down if there's tankers in town, when the skies of November get trippy ♫ [Followup] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 13:02:58 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262512 Urban art, epidemiology, international politics, and things that actually don't belong in a museum are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Nov. 6-12 The Goggles They Do Nothing Edition [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262240?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Urban art, epidemiology, international politics, and things that actually don't belong in a museum are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Nov. 6-12 The Goggles They Do Nothing Edition [Weird] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 12:46:13 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262240 Florida is spreading north to Georgia. Residents are advised to keep fingers, pets, and small children away from the giant invasive lizards running loose [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262390?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [31 comments] ]]> Florida is spreading north to Georgia. Residents are advised to keep fingers, pets, and small children away from the giant invasive lizards running loose [Florida] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 12:35:54 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262390 The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 14 is boilerplate, as in "My girlfriend was so afraid of getting food poisoning from dirty china that she would boilerplate before eating" [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262394?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 14 is boilerplate, as in "My girlfriend was so afraid of getting food poisoning from dirty china that she would boilerplate before eating" [Amusing] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 12:15:56 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262394 'Drunk British tourists' steal golden Jesus statue from 15th-century church in Lithuania ... and smash it [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262384?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [52 comments] ]]> 'Drunk British tourists' steal golden Jesus statue from 15th-century church in Lithuania ... and smash it [Dumbass] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 12:05:59 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262384 Medical advice for morons [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262324?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [55 comments] ]]> Medical advice for morons [Obvious] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 10:26:45 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262324 What a crock [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262234?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [56 comments] ]]> What a crock [Interesting] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 09:50:31 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262234 Boston's long, citywide nightmare is over. Difficulty: Not the quality of the Red Sox [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262282?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [41 comments] ]]> Boston's long, citywide nightmare is over. Difficulty: Not the quality of the Red Sox [Spiffy] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 09:20:39 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262282 Photoshop these droplets [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14260596?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Photoshop these droplets [Photoshop] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 09:00:11 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14260596 Day 1,725 of WW3: US floats NATO membership for Ukraine in exchange for Donbas withdrawal, a strategically vital region in the east that Russian forces have been unable to capture since 2014. This is your Saturday Ukraine discussion [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262300?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [194 comments] ]]> Day 1,725 of WW3: US floats NATO membership for Ukraine in exchange for Donbas withdrawal, a strategically vital region in the east that Russian forces have been unable to capture since 2014. This is your Saturday Ukraine discussion [News] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 08:15:00 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262300 When a couple purchased their 200-year-old farmhouse in 2018, they had no idea they were about to become responsible for 16 barn cats. So they ended up spending $10K to transform the 16-Acre Property into 'Kitty Kingdom'. Welcome to Caturday [Caturday] https://www.fark.com/comments/14260570?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [577 comments] ]]> When a couple purchased their 200-year-old farmhouse in 2018, they had no idea they were about to become responsible for 16 barn cats. So they ended up spending $10K to transform the 16-Acre Property into 'Kitty Kingdom'. Welcome to Caturday [Caturday] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 08:00:00 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14260570 In 1953, we learned that the Sheriff of Nottingham was a member of the Indiana Textbook Commission [Vintage] https://www.fark.com/comments/14261494?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [21 comments] ]]> In 1953, we learned that the Sheriff of Nottingham was a member of the Indiana Textbook Commission [Vintage] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 07:05:00 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14261494 Hungary finds $19.5 million hidden in the woods. No word on how many dirty magazines were also found [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262100?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> Hungary finds $19.5 million hidden in the woods. No word on how many dirty magazines were also found [Interesting] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 06:25:00 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262100 56-44 [Giggity] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262212?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [155 comments] ]]> 56-44 [Giggity] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 05:25:00 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262212 I understood most of these words [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262176?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [33 comments] ]]> I understood most of these words [Awkward] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 04:35:00 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262176 Police evacuate 1-mile radius in Peoria due to bomb threat. It's possible nothing of value would be lost [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262148?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [40 comments] ]]> Police evacuate 1-mile radius in Peoria due to bomb threat. It's possible nothing of value would be lost [News] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 03:35:00 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262148 "After decades of waiting, 95-year-old James Dorsey finally has what he's always wanted: a birth certificate" [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262024?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> "After decades of waiting, 95-year-old James Dorsey finally has what he's always wanted: a birth certificate" [Spiffy] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 02:35:00 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262024 Beware of the 3D printed swimming frogs [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14262040?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> Beware of the 3D printed swimming frogs [Strange] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 01:40:31 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14262040 Swine flu now making its way through Florida, health officials report. No word if Piggy Zero was at Mar-a-lago [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14261490?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Swine flu now making its way through Florida, health officials report. No word if Piggy Zero was at Mar-a-lago [Florida] Sat, 14 Nov 2026 00:53:22 -0500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14261490