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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Mon, 15 Jun 2026 10:10:05 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif What did you do at work today? I had to babysit the bot [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099830?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [1 comments] ]]> What did you do at work today? I had to babysit the bot [Fail] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 10:09:10 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099830 Company claims they own the concept of terrifying clown. John Wayne Gacy begs to differ [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099894?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Company claims they own the concept of terrifying clown. John Wayne Gacy begs to differ [Strange] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 09:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099894 Grenade straight outta Compton [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099352?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [5 comments] ]]> Grenade straight outta Compton [Scary] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 09:47:35 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099352 Use ya blinkah, and leave [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099394?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> Use ya blinkah, and leave [Obvious] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 09:31:28 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099394 England is banning under-16s from social media including Tik Tok, youtube and Reddit. Fark isn't in the list of banned sites. Weird, I now [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099780?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [42 comments] ]]> England is banning under-16s from social media including Tik Tok, youtube and Reddit. Fark isn't in the list of banned sites. Weird, I now [Obvious] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 09:16:30 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099780 Report on AI use in the business settings pulled due to AI hallucinations. You can't make this shiat up, unless you're AI [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099796?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> Report on AI use in the business settings pulled due to AI hallucinations. You can't make this shiat up, unless you're AI [Asinine] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 09:05:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099796 It's your Maker Monday thread, shrinking edition. Show off your downsizing, shop cleaning, simplifying, or just small (or any) projects you're working on. LGT review of an early desktop UV printer review [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099274?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [4 comments] ]]> It's your Maker Monday thread, shrinking edition. Show off your downsizing, shop cleaning, simplifying, or just small (or any) projects you're working on. LGT review of an early desktop UV printer review [Interesting] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 09:00:30 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099274 Photoshop this high-rise barn [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097478?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [6 comments] ]]> Photoshop this high-rise barn [Photoshop] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 09:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097478 Is it acceptable for "parents" to track their 18-25 year old kids through their smartphones? And why are we calling people aged 18-25 "kids," anyway? [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099828?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [52 comments] ]]> Is it acceptable for "parents" to track their 18-25 year old kids through their smartphones? And why are we calling people aged 18-25 "kids," anyway? [Stupid] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 08:50:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099828 Neighborhood HOA wants to gas over 220 Canadian geese residing in its lake, complaining they have no native predators. Maybe they should stock the lake with alligators [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099928?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [36 comments] ]]> Neighborhood HOA wants to gas over 220 Canadian geese residing in its lake, complaining they have no native predators. Maybe they should stock the lake with alligators [Asinine] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 08:45:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099928 Zohran Mamdani announces the Knicks' victory parade and City Hall ceremony will take place Thursday June 18 [PSA] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099602?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> Zohran Mamdani announces the Knicks' victory parade and City Hall ceremony will take place Thursday June 18 [PSA] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 08:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099602 Wait. They're still letting Piggy come to the G7? Bonus picture of what Trump arm wrestling Macron looks like [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099822?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> Wait. They're still letting Piggy come to the G7? Bonus picture of what Trump arm wrestling Macron looks like [Facepalm] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 08:20:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099822 Because they're assholes [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099776?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [44 comments] ]]> Because they're assholes [Asinine] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 08:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099776 Day 1,573 of WW3. Orc ballistic missiles hit a church older than Moscow last night. Orc drones attacked the Kharkiv art museum yesterday. Moscow must have a strange definition of "decision-making centers". This is your Monday Ukraine War thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099798?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [54 comments] ]]> Day 1,573 of WW3. Orc ballistic missiles hit a church older than Moscow last night. Orc drones attacked the Kharkiv art museum yesterday. Moscow must have a strange definition of "decision-making centers". This is your Monday Ukraine War thread [News] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099798 Bratwurst fry fundraiser helps Brillion veterans. That's a lot of veterans, which is not terrible [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099596?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [3 comments] ]]> Bratwurst fry fundraiser helps Brillion veterans. That's a lot of veterans, which is not terrible [Spiffy] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 07:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099596 Peace In Our Time, or something resembling that [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099556?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [101 comments] ]]> Peace In Our Time, or something resembling that [News] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 06:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099556 Shopworker says she was fired for tackling _____ thief. Which, honestly, any good person would have done, because _____ [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099452?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> Shopworker says she was fired for tackling _____ thief. Which, honestly, any good person would have done, because _____ [Obvious] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 05:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099452 UFC 250 went about as you'd expect. One fighter even gave a shout out to Michelle Obama [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099706?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [56 comments] ]]> UFC 250 went about as you'd expect. One fighter even gave a shout out to Michelle Obama [Dumbass] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 04:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099706 Just wait until their Mother Superior In Law starts interfering [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099710?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> Just wait until their Mother Superior In Law starts interfering [Cool] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 03:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099710 Famous guy you never heard of died [Misc] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099414?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> Famous guy you never heard of died [Misc] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099414 Daily Fail thinks aspirational homebuyers will happily trade California dreamin' for Topeka, Kansas [Unlikely] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099298?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> Daily Fail thinks aspirational homebuyers will happily trade California dreamin' for Topeka, Kansas [Unlikely] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 01:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099298 Those infernal newfangled horseless carriages have finally won, lads [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099400?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [21 comments] ]]> Those infernal newfangled horseless carriages have finally won, lads [Sad] Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099400 Lone star ticks, which harbor alpha-gal syndrome, are spreading, and researchers worry that other species may increasingly spread the condition. On the "plus" side, if you develop it, you won't have to worry about the rising cost of beef [PSA] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099360?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> Lone star ticks, which harbor alpha-gal syndrome, are spreading, and researchers worry that other species may increasingly spread the condition. On the "plus" side, if you develop it, you won't have to worry about the rising cost of beef [PSA] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 23:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099360 MAGATs: Lord Trump, Lake Powell is running out of water we're doomed please help us. Trump: I shall flood Lake Powell with water from Wyoming's Fleming Gorge Reservoir. MAGATs: Lord Trump, the Fleming Gorge Reservoir is running out of water [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099522?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [62 comments] ]]> MAGATs: Lord Trump, Lake Powell is running out of water we're doomed please help us. Trump: I shall flood Lake Powell with water from Wyoming's Fleming Gorge Reservoir. MAGATs: Lord Trump, the Fleming Gorge Reservoir is running out of water [Facepalm] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 22:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099522 The Irish: funnier dead than subby is alive [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099488?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> The Irish: funnier dead than subby is alive [Amusing] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 21:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099488 Trump's rolling coup Is already underway. How long before the wheels fall off [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099500?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [87 comments] ]]> Trump's rolling coup Is already underway. How long before the wheels fall off [Scary] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099500 Photoshop this crowned pose [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097054?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Photoshop this crowned pose [Photoshop] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 20:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097054 Turtle taken to veterinarian [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099486?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [155 comments] ]]> Turtle taken to veterinarian [News] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 19:42:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099486 12 dead as plane full of skydivers crashes near Kansas City. If only........ yeah, yeah, yeah [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099390?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [67 comments] ]]> 12 dead as plane full of skydivers crashes near Kansas City. If only........ yeah, yeah, yeah [Sad] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 18:50:43 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099390 A time capsule will be buried to be opened in another 250 years. What would you include to tell future generations what was important in 2026? [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099276?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [145 comments] ]]> A time capsule will be buried to be opened in another 250 years. What would you include to tell future generations what was important in 2026? [Interesting] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 16:50:15 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099276 Think you really are cleaning your house? These mistakes may actually make your house dirtier. Why are you so terrible? [Ironic] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099252?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [52 comments] ]]> Think you really are cleaning your house? These mistakes may actually make your house dirtier. Why are you so terrible? [Ironic] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 16:14:44 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099252 Photoshop this find [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096776?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Photoshop this find [Photoshop] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 16:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096776 How come our gas sales never match our gallons delivered? Brother, I have no idea but it always smells like gas around here too, no clue why [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099222?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [30 comments] ]]> How come our gas sales never match our gallons delivered? Brother, I have no idea but it always smells like gas around here too, no clue why [Fail] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 15:38:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099222 Who knew a pair of London enforcement employees who knew enough to turn off their bodycams, threaten to rip a rando's teeth out and/or sic bobbies on 'em can't recognize Google glasses at work? [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099206?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [33 comments] ]]> Who knew a pair of London enforcement employees who knew enough to turn off their bodycams, threaten to rip a rando's teeth out and/or sic bobbies on 'em can't recognize Google glasses at work? [Facepalm] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 15:14:53 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099206 Underground bunkers, 90s TV, cell phone networks, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 5-11 Ocean Purse Edition [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097854?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> Underground bunkers, 90s TV, cell phone networks, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 5-11 Ocean Purse Edition [Weird] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 14:20:17 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097854 Pit of Sarlacc found under highway in St. Louis [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099202?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> Pit of Sarlacc found under highway in St. Louis [Scary] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 13:26:58 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099202 He has a 'mythical unicorn job' as an Amazon weatherman. Most people don't know he even exists [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099204?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> He has a 'mythical unicorn job' as an Amazon weatherman. Most people don't know he even exists [Interesting] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 13:14:42 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099204 Farmer is reported to local SPCA for the heinous crime of herding escaped sheep. Technical term is sheep worrying [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099090?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [57 comments] ]]> Farmer is reported to local SPCA for the heinous crime of herding escaped sheep. Technical term is sheep worrying [Facepalm] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 11:50:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099090 Whoops [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098930?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [153 comments] ]]> Whoops [Sad] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 10:48:53 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098930 Only 25% of all F-35 aircraft are usable. Your tax dollars at work [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098936?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [159 comments] ]]> Only 25% of all F-35 aircraft are usable. Your tax dollars at work [Asinine] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 09:45:18 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098936 Need a job? "Claremont's city manager announced she was stepping down. The city also has a number of other vacancies, including library director, health inspector, building inspector, finance director, and director of parks and recreation" [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098896?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [27 comments] ]]> Need a job? "Claremont's city manager announced she was stepping down. The city also has a number of other vacancies, including library director, health inspector, building inspector, finance director, and director of parks and recreation" [Awkward] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 09:30:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098896 Florida stinks [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098840?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> Florida stinks [Florida] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 09:15:27 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098840 Photoshop this sculpture [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096770?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Photoshop this sculpture [Photoshop] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 09:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096770 CSB Sunday Morning: Thrift Shop Edition [CSB] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099058?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [76 comments] ]]> CSB Sunday Morning: Thrift Shop Edition [CSB] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 09:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099058 Grand Theft Auto 66 [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098742?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> Grand Theft Auto 66 [Murica] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 08:45:36 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098742 Today's clock reset is brought to you by the Haywood Mall in Greenville, South Carolina. The Jablowme Shopping Center across town still reported as safe [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098732?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [29 comments] ]]> Today's clock reset is brought to you by the Haywood Mall in Greenville, South Carolina. The Jablowme Shopping Center across town still reported as safe [Scary] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 08:15:19 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098732 Day 1,572 of WW3: Overnight precision strikes disrupted vital Russian military transit corridors in occupied Kherson, targeting a railway line, a newly built pontoon crossing, and bridges toward Chonhar. This is your Sunday Ukraine thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14099052?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [188 comments] ]]> Day 1,572 of WW3: Overnight precision strikes disrupted vital Russian military transit corridors in occupied Kherson, targeting a railway line, a newly built pontoon crossing, and bridges toward Chonhar. This is your Sunday Ukraine thread [News] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14099052 But they promised I would develop Ninja level skills if I made it to forty [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098668?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> But they promised I would develop Ninja level skills if I made it to forty [Florida] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 07:50:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098668 Potential mass shooting in Georgia stopped by armed citizens [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098802?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [49 comments] ]]> Potential mass shooting in Georgia stopped by armed citizens [Scary] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 07:05:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098802 Woman's homicide by hypothermia traced back to ICE [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098904?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> Woman's homicide by hypothermia traced back to ICE [Sad] Sun, 14 Jun 2026 06:25:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098904