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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Sat, 13 Jun 2026 17:55:03 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif BMW crosses across multiple lanes at once [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098474?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> BMW crosses across multiple lanes at once [Scary] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 16:02:55 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098474 Photoshop this empty view [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096766?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> Photoshop this empty view [Photoshop] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 16:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096766 Pop Quiz, Hotshot: Police chief who isn't a _____________ faces spending the next 280 years in Ohio for _____________ and happened to be arrested in _____________. I wish all Farkers luck on today's easy A. Not that you'll need it [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098438?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Pop Quiz, Hotshot: Police chief who isn't a _____________ faces spending the next 280 years in Ohio for _____________ and happened to be arrested in _____________. I wish all Farkers luck on today's easy A. Not that you'll need it [Sick] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 15:50:39 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098438 Pentagon goes potato with 72 new UFO files (possible nsfw content on page) [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098412?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [32 comments] ]]> Pentagon goes potato with 72 new UFO files (possible nsfw content on page) [Weird] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 15:14:49 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098412 "If I can't eat it, why would I put it on my skin' - what the f*** does that mean? Why is that relevant?" Warning: This article might make you facepalm so many times your skin could go as red as this idiot [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098398?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [40 comments] ]]> "If I can't eat it, why would I put it on my skin' - what the f*** does that mean? Why is that relevant?" Warning: This article might make you facepalm so many times your skin could go as red as this idiot [Stupid] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 14:50:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098398 It's not that you can't afford a vacation. It's that you get joy from staying home. Or, at least, here's how to pretend that [Unlikely] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098386?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [35 comments] ]]> It's not that you can't afford a vacation. It's that you get joy from staying home. Or, at least, here's how to pretend that [Unlikely] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 14:05:17 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098386 Underground bunkers, 90s TV, cell phone networks, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 5-11 Ocean Purse Edition [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097854?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> Underground bunkers, 90s TV, cell phone networks, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 5-11 Ocean Purse Edition [Weird] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 13:32:49 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097854 What to do when your plane in Spain is grounded on the plains [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098370?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [12 comments] ]]> What to do when your plane in Spain is grounded on the plains [Amusing] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 13:05:47 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098370 Gen X has turned 60. They are still tapping cash from their parents [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098310?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [108 comments] ]]> Gen X has turned 60. They are still tapping cash from their parents [Sad] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 12:38:39 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098310 Two acres on a creek, with bulletproof glass [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098216?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [75 comments] ]]> Two acres on a creek, with bulletproof glass [Interesting] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 11:02:32 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098216 Photoshop this tater-drivin' man [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096424?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Photoshop this tater-drivin' man [Photoshop] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 09:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096424 Yes [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098058?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [93 comments] ]]> Yes [Obvious] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 08:45:16 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098058 Day 1,571 of WW3: Ukraine is expanding international defense partnerships, signing almost 20 joint production agreements and targeting $55 billion in annual defense output. This is your Saturday Ukraine discussion [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098180?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [128 comments] ]]> Day 1,571 of WW3: Ukraine is expanding international defense partnerships, signing almost 20 joint production agreements and targeting $55 billion in annual defense output. This is your Saturday Ukraine discussion [News] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 08:15:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098180 Electronic music producer Deadmau5 donates $30,000 to help 27 rescue cats: "I got you." Welcome to Caturday [Caturday] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096620?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [357 comments] ]]> Electronic music producer Deadmau5 donates $30,000 to help 27 rescue cats: "I got you." Welcome to Caturday [Caturday] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096620 Mediocre rich guy is very upset when you refer to his blood money as blood money [Creepy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098046?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [85 comments] ]]> Mediocre rich guy is very upset when you refer to his blood money as blood money [Creepy] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 06:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098046 Passenger jet strikes antenna in aerial disaster [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098142?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> Passenger jet strikes antenna in aerial disaster [Scary] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 05:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098142 Floaters shocked when they run into electrical wire strung across river, escape injury due to low current [Plug] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098140?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [33 comments] ]]> Floaters shocked when they run into electrical wire strung across river, escape injury due to low current [Plug] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 04:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098140 Impaired kayaking...Oh Canada [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097951?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Impaired kayaking...Oh Canada [Amusing] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 03:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097951 Gas prices are up and international travel is down. It's a great time to celebrate the 100th birthday of Route 66 [Ironic] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098120?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> Gas prices are up and international travel is down. It's a great time to celebrate the 100th birthday of Route 66 [Ironic] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098120 NYS Craft Brewer's Festival - Canalside Buffalo, June 13, 1-6PM - Hey, It's Cheaper Than LA* [FarkParty] https://www.fark.com/comments/14027754?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [52 comments] ]]> NYS Craft Brewer's Festival - Canalside Buffalo, June 13, 1-6PM - Hey, It's Cheaper Than LA* [FarkParty] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 01:59:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14027754 Ten years ago an alligator ate a child at Disney World. Since then, 414 alligators have paid the price [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098130?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [51 comments] ]]> Ten years ago an alligator ate a child at Disney World. Since then, 414 alligators have paid the price [Followup] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 01:37:19 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098130 Sam Bankman fried. Well, that would explain his hair [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097890?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> Sam Bankman fried. Well, that would explain his hair [Followup] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 00:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097890 Blue gold has started a whole new industry in India, although subby has always maintained that thing was black and white [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097216?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> Blue gold has started a whole new industry in India, although subby has always maintained that thing was black and white [Interesting] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 23:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097216 Ford recalls Focus. Yeah, as you get older, you lose that [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097324?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> Ford recalls Focus. Yeah, as you get older, you lose that [Followup] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 22:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097324 Oh, that will frighten them. As it did Napoleon [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097150?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> Oh, that will frighten them. As it did Napoleon [Amusing] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 21:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097150 When real life imitates MST3K [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096400?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> When real life imitates MST3K [Photoshop] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 20:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096400 U.S. Army wastes 2 billion dollars trying to make war a video game [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097846?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [66 comments] ]]> U.S. Army wastes 2 billion dollars trying to make war a video game [Stupid] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 19:20:10 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097846 Al is take over the comics of Batman and Superman [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097778?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [59 comments] ]]> Al is take over the comics of Batman and Superman [Weird] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 18:20:10 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097778 Mysterious cold blob in the ocean mystifies scientists who've apparently not watched too many monster movies in their lives [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097228?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [28 comments] ]]> Mysterious cold blob in the ocean mystifies scientists who've apparently not watched too many monster movies in their lives [Scary] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 18:04:35 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097228 I thought this only happened in old episodes of Dragnet [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097584?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> I thought this only happened in old episodes of Dragnet [Fail] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 17:21:50 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097584 Pope Leo has a touching moment with a 7-year-old boy. No, not like that [Sappy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097612?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> Pope Leo has a touching moment with a 7-year-old boy. No, not like that [Sappy] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 16:50:10 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097612 Only 1.6 million gallons of oil are left in reserve before they hit the sludge [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097476?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [100 comments] ]]> Only 1.6 million gallons of oil are left in reserve before they hit the sludge [Followup] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 16:30:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097476 Photoshop this feat of feet [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096350?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Photoshop this feat of feet [Photoshop] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 16:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096350 Fark NotNewsletter: What's been weird about your week? [FarkBlog] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097768?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [44 comments] ]]> Fark NotNewsletter: What's been weird about your week? [FarkBlog] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 15:57:58 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097768 And I said, "There's a fire .... ain't nobody got time for this" [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096784?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [55 comments] ]]> And I said, "There's a fire .... ain't nobody got time for this" [News] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 15:37:11 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096784 There once was a man from Nantucket / Who needed a larger boat but said **** it [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096924?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> There once was a man from Nantucket / Who needed a larger boat but said **** it [Scary] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 15:14:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096924 Tree stand killer dies in prison, but you don't have to take my word for it [Misc] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097434?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> Tree stand killer dies in prison, but you don't have to take my word for it [Misc] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 14:51:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097434 WONDER WOMAN. ... .*spins around*. ... .*gets arrested on 95th St.* [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097388?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [43 comments] ]]> WONDER WOMAN. ... .*spins around*. ... .*gets arrested on 95th St.* [Awkward] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 14:28:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097388 On this day in history, in 1942 Anne Frank received a diary in which she later recorded her discovery of Radium [Vintage] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097366?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> On this day in history, in 1942 Anne Frank received a diary in which she later recorded her discovery of Radium [Vintage] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 14:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097366 Headline: "CDC and Florida at odds over hantavirus cruise ship passenger's quarantine". Subby DRTFA but thinks it's safe to assume they're both wrong [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096874?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Headline: "CDC and Florida at odds over hantavirus cruise ship passenger's quarantine". Subby DRTFA but thinks it's safe to assume they're both wrong [Followup] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 13:34:32 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096874 Timothee Chalamet goes full Milkshake Duck [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096902?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [38 comments] ]]> Timothee Chalamet goes full Milkshake Duck [Dumbass] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 12:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096902 Reset the clock as a mass shooting has been reported in Midland, Texas. One victim is dead, ten wounded. Police are in standoff with the shooter [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097540?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [92 comments] ]]> Reset the clock as a mass shooting has been reported in Midland, Texas. One victim is dead, ten wounded. Police are in standoff with the shooter [News] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 12:41:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097540 Oh look, the article is the same as the headline except it has a period at the end [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097472?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> Oh look, the article is the same as the headline except it has a period at the end [Facepalm] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 12:41:12 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097472 Bremerton couple pleads guilty to identity theft, bank fraud scheme that stole nearly $229K. I feel like Sir-Mix-a-Lot warned us about this [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097310?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> Bremerton couple pleads guilty to identity theft, bank fraud scheme that stole nearly $229K. I feel like Sir-Mix-a-Lot warned us about this [Sick] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 12:34:53 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097310 "I want you to meet my children Nevada, Montana, Indiana, Arizona, Missouri and Dakota [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097410?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [47 comments] ]]> "I want you to meet my children Nevada, Montana, Indiana, Arizona, Missouri and Dakota [Amusing] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 12:19:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097410 Over 100 firefighters battle massive Ballard warehouse fire. If you're wondering what a Ballard is, it's like a duck crossed with the Fark squirrel [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097302?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [25 comments] ]]> Over 100 firefighters battle massive Ballard warehouse fire. If you're wondering what a Ballard is, it's like a duck crossed with the Fark squirrel [Scary] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 12:03:19 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097302 The Merriam-Webster word of the day for June 12 is blandishment, as in "The doctor told me to cut out salt and strong spices which led to the blandishment of my diet" [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097254?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [2 comments] ]]> The Merriam-Webster word of the day for June 12 is blandishment, as in "The doctor told me to cut out salt and strong spices which led to the blandishment of my diet" [Amusing] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 11:48:19 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097254 If looks could kill this guy probably didn't really need a gun [Creepy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097166?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> If looks could kill this guy probably didn't really need a gun [Creepy] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 11:33:19 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097166 Breaking: Russia's army [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096862?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [113 comments] ]]> Breaking: Russia's army [Followup] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 11:19:12 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096862 How to handle that jackass who always wants to split the bill equally even though he drank twice as much as everyone else and ordered the most expensive entree on the menu and thinks running a news aggregator is a real job [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097208?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [63 comments] ]]> How to handle that jackass who always wants to split the bill equally even though he drank twice as much as everyone else and ordered the most expensive entree on the menu and thinks running a news aggregator is a real job [Dumbass] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 11:04:12 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097208