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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Sat, 13 Jun 2026 23:10:05 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif Buyer sues seller for failing to disclose that the neighbor is an asshole [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098752?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> Buyer sues seller for failing to disclose that the neighbor is an asshole [Facepalm] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 22:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098752 Noise Factor roars in at 10:30PM ET with a new one from Fuzzrider. Your host is already thinking about the best record in 2026 and there's a number of contenders; Oreyeon, MuN, OVEN, Sunbearer, Temptress, OGWEI, and much, much more [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098878?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [4 comments] ]]> Noise Factor roars in at 10:30PM ET with a new one from Fuzzrider. Your host is already thinking about the best record in 2026 and there's a number of contenders; Oreyeon, MuN, OVEN, Sunbearer, Temptress, OGWEI, and much, much more [Live] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 22:00:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098878 But I thought you got arrested in Texas if you WEREN'T carrying a gun? [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098600?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> But I thought you got arrested in Texas if you WEREN'T carrying a gun? [Strange] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 21:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098600 First responder creates response scene responding to response scene [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098782?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> First responder creates response scene responding to response scene [Dumbass] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 20:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098782 Photoshop these disks [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096768?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Photoshop these disks [Photoshop] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 20:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096768 The Swing Through the Alphabet continues with the letter "C" songs on show #518 of Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT). "The Silver Arrow" concludes tonight on "The Adventures of Superman" and the 15 parter "The Pan-Am Highway" begins [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098842?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> The Swing Through the Alphabet continues with the letter "C" songs on show #518 of Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT). "The Silver Arrow" concludes tonight on "The Adventures of Superman" and the 15 parter "The Pan-Am Highway" begins [Live] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 19:30:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098842 Two men get into an argument inside a Dollar General store, decided to 2A each other. They won't be buying anything for a dollar now [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098790?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [47 comments] ]]> Two men get into an argument inside a Dollar General store, decided to 2A each other. They won't be buying anything for a dollar now [Murica] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 19:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098790 Marijuana: not even once [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098666?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [190 comments] ]]> Marijuana: not even once [Scary] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 18:50:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098666 "He had begun drinking early the day of his 39th birthday party" so of course he ended by shooting at a police helicopter and promising a judge he'd never do it again [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098654?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [32 comments] ]]> "He had begun drinking early the day of his 39th birthday party" so of course he ended by shooting at a police helicopter and promising a judge he'd never do it again [Dumbass] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 18:14:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098654 BMW crosses across multiple lanes at once [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098474?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [35 comments] ]]> BMW crosses across multiple lanes at once [Scary] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 16:02:55 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098474 Photoshop this empty view [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096766?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> Photoshop this empty view [Photoshop] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 16:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096766 Pop Quiz, Hotshot: Police chief who isn't a _____________ faces spending the next 280 years in Ohio for _____________ and happened to be arrested in _____________. I wish all Farkers luck on today's easy A. Not that you'll need it [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098438?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [27 comments] ]]> Pop Quiz, Hotshot: Police chief who isn't a _____________ faces spending the next 280 years in Ohio for _____________ and happened to be arrested in _____________. I wish all Farkers luck on today's easy A. Not that you'll need it [Sick] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 15:50:39 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098438 Pentagon goes potato with 72 new UFO files (possible nsfw content on page) [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098412?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [42 comments] ]]> Pentagon goes potato with 72 new UFO files (possible nsfw content on page) [Weird] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 15:14:49 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098412 "If I can't eat it, why would I put it on my skin' - what the f*** does that mean? Why is that relevant?" Warning: This article might make you facepalm so many times your skin could go as red as this idiot [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098398?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [51 comments] ]]> "If I can't eat it, why would I put it on my skin' - what the f*** does that mean? Why is that relevant?" Warning: This article might make you facepalm so many times your skin could go as red as this idiot [Stupid] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 14:50:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098398 It's not that you can't afford a vacation. It's that you get joy from staying home. Or, at least, here's how to pretend that [Unlikely] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098386?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [44 comments] ]]> It's not that you can't afford a vacation. It's that you get joy from staying home. Or, at least, here's how to pretend that [Unlikely] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 14:05:17 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098386 Underground bunkers, 90s TV, cell phone networks, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 5-11 Ocean Purse Edition [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097854?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> Underground bunkers, 90s TV, cell phone networks, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 5-11 Ocean Purse Edition [Weird] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 13:32:49 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097854 What to do when your plane in Spain is grounded on the plains [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098370?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> What to do when your plane in Spain is grounded on the plains [Amusing] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 13:05:47 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098370 Gen X has turned 60. They are still tapping cash from their parents [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098310?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [128 comments] ]]> Gen X has turned 60. They are still tapping cash from their parents [Sad] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 12:38:39 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098310 Two acres on a creek, with bulletproof glass [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098216?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [82 comments] ]]> Two acres on a creek, with bulletproof glass [Interesting] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 11:02:32 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098216 Photoshop this tater-drivin' man [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096424?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Photoshop this tater-drivin' man [Photoshop] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 09:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096424 Yes [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098058?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [96 comments] ]]> Yes [Obvious] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 08:45:16 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098058 Day 1,571 of WW3: Ukraine is expanding international defense partnerships, signing almost 20 joint production agreements and targeting $55 billion in annual defense output. This is your Saturday Ukraine discussion [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098180?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [153 comments] ]]> Day 1,571 of WW3: Ukraine is expanding international defense partnerships, signing almost 20 joint production agreements and targeting $55 billion in annual defense output. This is your Saturday Ukraine discussion [News] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 08:15:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098180 Electronic music producer Deadmau5 donates $30,000 to help 27 rescue cats: "I got you." Welcome to Caturday [Caturday] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096620?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [379 comments] ]]> Electronic music producer Deadmau5 donates $30,000 to help 27 rescue cats: "I got you." Welcome to Caturday [Caturday] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096620 Mediocre rich guy is very upset when you refer to his blood money as blood money [Creepy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098046?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [88 comments] ]]> Mediocre rich guy is very upset when you refer to his blood money as blood money [Creepy] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 06:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098046 Passenger jet strikes antenna in aerial disaster [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098142?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> Passenger jet strikes antenna in aerial disaster [Scary] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 05:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098142 Floaters shocked when they run into electrical wire strung across river, escape injury due to low current [Plug] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098140?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [33 comments] ]]> Floaters shocked when they run into electrical wire strung across river, escape injury due to low current [Plug] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 04:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098140 Impaired kayaking...Oh Canada [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097951?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Impaired kayaking...Oh Canada [Amusing] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 03:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097951 Gas prices are up and international travel is down. It's a great time to celebrate the 100th birthday of Route 66 [Ironic] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098120?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> Gas prices are up and international travel is down. It's a great time to celebrate the 100th birthday of Route 66 [Ironic] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098120 NYS Craft Brewer's Festival - Canalside Buffalo, June 13, 1-6PM - Hey, It's Cheaper Than LA* [FarkParty] https://www.fark.com/comments/14027754?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [55 comments] ]]> NYS Craft Brewer's Festival - Canalside Buffalo, June 13, 1-6PM - Hey, It's Cheaper Than LA* [FarkParty] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 01:59:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14027754 Ten years ago an alligator ate a child at Disney World. Since then, 414 alligators have paid the price [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14098130?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [56 comments] ]]> Ten years ago an alligator ate a child at Disney World. Since then, 414 alligators have paid the price [Followup] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 01:37:19 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14098130 Sam Bankman fried. Well, that would explain his hair [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097890?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> Sam Bankman fried. Well, that would explain his hair [Followup] Sat, 13 Jun 2026 00:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097890 Blue gold has started a whole new industry in India, although subby has always maintained that thing was black and white [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097216?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> Blue gold has started a whole new industry in India, although subby has always maintained that thing was black and white [Interesting] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 23:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097216 Ford recalls Focus. Yeah, as you get older, you lose that [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097324?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> Ford recalls Focus. Yeah, as you get older, you lose that [Followup] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 22:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097324 Oh, that will frighten them. As it did Napoleon [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097150?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> Oh, that will frighten them. As it did Napoleon [Amusing] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 21:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097150 When real life imitates MST3K [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096400?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> When real life imitates MST3K [Photoshop] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 20:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096400 U.S. Army wastes 2 billion dollars trying to make war a video game [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097846?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [66 comments] ]]> U.S. Army wastes 2 billion dollars trying to make war a video game [Stupid] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 19:20:10 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097846 Al is take over the comics of Batman and Superman [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097778?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [60 comments] ]]> Al is take over the comics of Batman and Superman [Weird] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 18:20:10 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097778 Mysterious cold blob in the ocean mystifies scientists who've apparently not watched too many monster movies in their lives [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097228?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [30 comments] ]]> Mysterious cold blob in the ocean mystifies scientists who've apparently not watched too many monster movies in their lives [Scary] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 18:04:35 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097228 I thought this only happened in old episodes of Dragnet [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097584?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> I thought this only happened in old episodes of Dragnet [Fail] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 17:21:50 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097584 Pope Leo has a touching moment with a 7-year-old boy. No, not like that [Sappy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097612?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> Pope Leo has a touching moment with a 7-year-old boy. No, not like that [Sappy] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 16:50:10 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097612 Only 1.6 million gallons of oil are left in reserve before they hit the sludge [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097476?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [102 comments] ]]> Only 1.6 million gallons of oil are left in reserve before they hit the sludge [Followup] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 16:30:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097476 Photoshop this feat of feet [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096350?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Photoshop this feat of feet [Photoshop] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 16:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096350 Fark NotNewsletter: What's been weird about your week? [FarkBlog] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097768?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [44 comments] ]]> Fark NotNewsletter: What's been weird about your week? [FarkBlog] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 15:57:58 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097768 And I said, "There's a fire .... ain't nobody got time for this" [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096784?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [55 comments] ]]> And I said, "There's a fire .... ain't nobody got time for this" [News] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 15:37:11 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096784 There once was a man from Nantucket / Who needed a larger boat but said **** it [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096924?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> There once was a man from Nantucket / Who needed a larger boat but said **** it [Scary] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 15:14:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096924 Tree stand killer dies in prison, but you don't have to take my word for it [Misc] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097434?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> Tree stand killer dies in prison, but you don't have to take my word for it [Misc] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 14:51:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097434 WONDER WOMAN. ... .*spins around*. ... .*gets arrested on 95th St.* [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097388?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [43 comments] ]]> WONDER WOMAN. ... .*spins around*. ... .*gets arrested on 95th St.* [Awkward] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 14:28:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097388 On this day in history, in 1942 Anne Frank received a diary in which she later recorded her discovery of Radium [Vintage] https://www.fark.com/comments/14097366?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> On this day in history, in 1942 Anne Frank received a diary in which she later recorded her discovery of Radium [Vintage] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 14:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14097366 Headline: "CDC and Florida at odds over hantavirus cruise ship passenger's quarantine". Subby DRTFA but thinks it's safe to assume they're both wrong [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096874?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Headline: "CDC and Florida at odds over hantavirus cruise ship passenger's quarantine". Subby DRTFA but thinks it's safe to assume they're both wrong [Followup] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 13:34:32 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096874 Timothee Chalamet goes full Milkshake Duck [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096902?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [38 comments] ]]> Timothee Chalamet goes full Milkshake Duck [Dumbass] Fri, 12 Jun 2026 12:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096902