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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Thu, 23 Jul 2026 23:35:03 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif Police shoot machete-wielding man outside Los Alamitos hospital, partly out of fear that at any moment he might break into a Technoviking dance [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140166?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Police shoot machete-wielding man outside Los Alamitos hospital, partly out of fear that at any moment he might break into a Technoviking dance [Scary] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 23:00:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140166 Tips on how to bike to work safely and arrive still looking presentable. For some reason, "Don't" isn't number one [Unlikely] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139946?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> Tips on how to bike to work safely and arrive still looking presentable. For some reason, "Don't" isn't number one [Unlikely] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 22:00:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139946 Canada's oldest person says that a comfortable chesterfield, staying off the darts and a daily shot of maple syrup are the keys to a long life [Sappy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140226?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> Canada's oldest person says that a comfortable chesterfield, staying off the darts and a daily shot of maple syrup are the keys to a long life [Sappy] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 21:00:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140226 Photoshop this lonely house [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14137840?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Photoshop this lonely house [Photoshop] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 20:00:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14137840 4 hour long Elon Musk documentary to premiere this fall. Elon promises an more authentic AI version shortly afterwards [Creepy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140502?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [72 comments] ]]> 4 hour long Elon Musk documentary to premiere this fall. Elon promises an more authentic AI version shortly afterwards [Creepy] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 19:43:56 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140502 Greece approves $3.4B deal for Achilles' Shield. Hephaestus pissed he didn't get the contract [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140634?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [58 comments] ]]> Greece approves $3.4B deal for Achilles' Shield. Hephaestus pissed he didn't get the contract [News] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 18:43:56 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140634 Duke Farts [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140140?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Duke Farts [Scary] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 17:43:56 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140140 When you look to Detroit for tips on improving your city...yikes [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139622?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [50 comments] ]]> When you look to Detroit for tips on improving your city...yikes [Interesting] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 17:24:29 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139622 Cocaine is a hell of a drug [Boobies] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140068?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> Cocaine is a hell of a drug [Boobies] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 17:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140068 Sometimes winning the Powerball sucks [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140476?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [91 comments] ]]> Sometimes winning the Powerball sucks [Facepalm] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 16:51:29 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140476 The Native Americans in Arizona fought a long, hard, bitter battle to prevent shipments of uranium from crossing their territories. They said "there will be accidents." The corporations mining the uranium won that fight. Now the accidents begin [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139708?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [38 comments] ]]> The Native Americans in Arizona fought a long, hard, bitter battle to prevent shipments of uranium from crossing their territories. They said "there will be accidents." The corporations mining the uranium won that fight. Now the accidents begin [Obvious] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 16:34:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139708 Listen, my children, and you shall hear / The midnight heist of the mascot from Sinclair / Unmoored from the pavement, ten miles he'd drift / A dinosaur bolted tight on a sheer mountain cliff [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139728?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [12 comments] ]]> Listen, my children, and you shall hear / The midnight heist of the mascot from Sinclair / Unmoored from the pavement, ten miles he'd drift / A dinosaur bolted tight on a sheer mountain cliff [Weird] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 16:17:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139728 Photoshop this roof gator [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14137836?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> Photoshop this roof gator [Photoshop] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 16:00:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14137836 You can take the man out of Florida, but you can't take Florida out of the man [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139734?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> You can take the man out of Florida, but you can't take Florida out of the man [Florida] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 15:45:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139734 4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine and Lucky. Trump McConnell Misinformation edition [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139514?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [5 comments] ]]> 4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine and Lucky. Trump McConnell Misinformation edition [Live] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 15:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139514 Pssst. Wanna see an orca ram a sunfish so hard that the sunfish literally explodes? Of course you do. Also what the hell is wrong with you [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139966?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [86 comments] ]]> Pssst. Wanna see an orca ram a sunfish so hard that the sunfish literally explodes? Of course you do. Also what the hell is wrong with you [Cool] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 14:53:22 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139966 Today is National Vanilla Ice Cream Day, because even if you enjoy every other possible position, depravity, roleplay, or fetish, sometimes vanilla can be enjoyable too [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140262?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [28 comments] ]]> Today is National Vanilla Ice Cream Day, because even if you enjoy every other possible position, depravity, roleplay, or fetish, sometimes vanilla can be enjoyable too [Cool] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 14:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140262 Trump close to making a decision on 'massive attack' against Iran. Possibly involving EMPs from KMFDM [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140386?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [116 comments] ]]> Trump close to making a decision on 'massive attack' against Iran. Possibly involving EMPs from KMFDM [Facepalm] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 14:24:20 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140386 Suspected grenade found in Eagle Rock backyard, as their rivalry with their hated nemesis from nearby Fraggle Rock threatens to boil over [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140158?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> Suspected grenade found in Eagle Rock backyard, as their rivalry with their hated nemesis from nearby Fraggle Rock threatens to boil over [Scary] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 14:11:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140158 TikTok influencers are about to get the green light to shill the next fad [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140180?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [21 comments] ]]> TikTok influencers are about to get the green light to shill the next fad [Asinine] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 13:58:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140180 Milk recalled after penicillin discovered in it. On the plus side your infections will clear right up [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140094?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [28 comments] ]]> Milk recalled after penicillin discovered in it. On the plus side your infections will clear right up [Fail] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 13:42:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140094 Surfing can be a good way to stay in shape and cool off, but subway surfing can be painful, as in this girl's case, and in some cases deadly [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140060?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> Surfing can be a good way to stay in shape and cool off, but subway surfing can be painful, as in this girl's case, and in some cases deadly [Facepalm] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 13:30:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140060 Dreaming of melons? Go out and buy yourself some Dream Melons, offered this year in five varieties. Then go home and bury your face in them melons. Melons [Boobies] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139880?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [43 comments] ]]> Dreaming of melons? Go out and buy yourself some Dream Melons, offered this year in five varieties. Then go home and bury your face in them melons. Melons [Boobies] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 13:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139880 On this day in history, in 1914, Austria-Hungary issued a hardline ultimatum to Serbia over the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand. And everyone lived happily ever after [Vintage] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140236?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> On this day in history, in 1914, Austria-Hungary issued a hardline ultimatum to Serbia over the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand. And everyone lived happily ever after [Vintage] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 13:10:56 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140236 Caption this lookout [Caption] https://www.fark.com/comments/14138558?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Caption this lookout [Caption] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 13:01:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14138558 Resident forced to remove emotional support chickens by local government. Muppet Gonzo is heartbroken [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139836?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> Resident forced to remove emotional support chickens by local government. Muppet Gonzo is heartbroken [Interesting] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 12:50:15 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139836 "They're, ahhh...They're flocking this way" [Creepy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140012?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> "They're, ahhh...They're flocking this way" [Creepy] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 12:39:30 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140012 The porn industry is getting into butt cracks [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140200?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [41 comments] ]]> The porn industry is getting into butt cracks [Asinine] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 12:28:45 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140200 New Washington law says landlords can't ban portable AC units. In worse news, landlords were previously banning portable AC units [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140098?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [54 comments] ]]> New Washington law says landlords can't ban portable AC units. In worse news, landlords were previously banning portable AC units [Cool] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 12:18:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140098 Well kids, the good news is the daycare now has a pool and you get to see firefighters today. The bad news is, the daycare IS the pool and you don't get to stay to swim [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139588?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [4 comments] ]]> Well kids, the good news is the daycare now has a pool and you get to see firefighters today. The bad news is, the daycare IS the pool and you don't get to stay to swim [Strange] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 11:56:31 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139588 Crude oil tops $100. Now pay up. Everyone who's not a moron knows that two straits beats a pair of jokers [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140154?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [76 comments] ]]> Crude oil tops $100. Now pay up. Everyone who's not a moron knows that two straits beats a pair of jokers [News] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 11:45:47 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140154 This guy did this at a Catholic cemetery. This was never covered at CCD. Bonus: This is subby's family cemetery [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139814?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [30 comments] ]]> This guy did this at a Catholic cemetery. This was never covered at CCD. Bonus: This is subby's family cemetery [Murica] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 11:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139814 Meet the 100yo artist who flattened a Tesla with a tank. "I'm not a revolutionary, I'm a simple rebel" So say we all [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139802?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [35 comments] ]]> Meet the 100yo artist who flattened a Tesla with a tank. "I'm not a revolutionary, I'm a simple rebel" So say we all [Followup] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 11:24:18 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139802 I-5 traffic near the Army and Air Force's Joint Base Lewis-McChord is blocked this morning by a bunch of colonels. Wait, I might have misspelled something [Misc] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140086?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> I-5 traffic near the Army and Air Force's Joint Base Lewis-McChord is blocked this morning by a bunch of colonels. Wait, I might have misspelled something [Misc] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 11:12:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140086 That which does not kill you plans the next attempt better [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139772?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [2 comments] ]]> That which does not kill you plans the next attempt better [Obvious] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 11:01:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139772 "Police said the dispute escalated into a fist fight involving a hammer and leaf blower." What is this, a cut scene from Disney's Fantasia? [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139782?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> "Police said the dispute escalated into a fist fight involving a hammer and leaf blower." What is this, a cut scene from Disney's Fantasia? [Scary] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 10:52:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139782 Bill Gates ignored repeated warnings about Epstein, independent Gates Foundation review finds, putting the judgement of the man who OK'd Windows ME and Clippy into question [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140102?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [71 comments] ]]> Bill Gates ignored repeated warnings about Epstein, independent Gates Foundation review finds, putting the judgement of the man who OK'd Windows ME and Clippy into question [Sick] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 10:42:57 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140102 Your kids suck and it's killing them. Possibly you, too [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140024?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Your kids suck and it's killing them. Possibly you, too [Followup] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 10:34:20 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140024 For the last time, AP, the answer to the question, "Is it a good idea?" when the original statement that caused the question is "Trump officials want it" will always, without exception, be "No" [Unlikely] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139960?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> For the last time, AP, the answer to the question, "Is it a good idea?" when the original statement that caused the question is "Trump officials want it" will always, without exception, be "No" [Unlikely] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 10:25:10 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139960 Woman takes gas-station kratom gummies for a week, very nearly cures all her ills [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139774?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [52 comments] ]]> Woman takes gas-station kratom gummies for a week, very nearly cures all her ills [Scary] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 10:16:01 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139774 Meet the Catholic nuns who have just one mission in life: To help clergy abuse survivors. Wait. They're not doing phrasing in that headline, are they? [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139928?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [28 comments] ]]> Meet the Catholic nuns who have just one mission in life: To help clergy abuse survivors. Wait. They're not doing phrasing in that headline, are they? [Facepalm] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 10:07:20 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139928 What does it say about us? It says that we're a nation of vapid morons who absolutely deserve every bad thing that's happening to us [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139934?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> What does it say about us? It says that we're a nation of vapid morons who absolutely deserve every bad thing that's happening to us [Murica] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 09:58:40 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139934 Wait. Women get cooling bras but men don't? That doesn't seem fair [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139970?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [32 comments] ]]> Wait. Women get cooling bras but men don't? That doesn't seem fair [Interesting] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 09:50:23 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139970 Do you need relief from this dystopian hellscape? Do you enjoy sitting in small metal boxes? Well this is your lucky day [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139620?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [36 comments] ]]> Do you need relief from this dystopian hellscape? Do you enjoy sitting in small metal boxes? Well this is your lucky day [Spiffy] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 09:42:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139620 Gen Z is blaming their parents for their problems. Because no generation has ever done THAT before. But they have a point this time [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139766?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [56 comments] ]]> Gen Z is blaming their parents for their problems. Because no generation has ever done THAT before. But they have a point this time [Obvious] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 09:31:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139766 The St. Lawrence River Poker Run speed limit is 30 MPH, boys, so 157 MPH earns your whole team a ticket, 6 violations, one arrest, and you are banned for life [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139640?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> The St. Lawrence River Poker Run speed limit is 30 MPH, boys, so 157 MPH earns your whole team a ticket, 6 violations, one arrest, and you are banned for life [Dumbass] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 09:20:34 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139640 Heads up - It's National Lemon Day. Who wants to party? [Silly] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139834?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [29 comments] ]]> Heads up - It's National Lemon Day. Who wants to party? [Silly] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 09:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139834 THiS MEANS WAR [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139874?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [30 comments] ]]> THiS MEANS WAR [Obvious] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 09:10:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139874 Photoshop this portrayer and portrayee [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14137028?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> Photoshop this portrayer and portrayee [Photoshop] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 09:00:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14137028 'Bucket filled with organs' found during search of funeral home. Some headlines don't need improvement. Can't say the same for some incidents [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139944?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [43 comments] ]]> 'Bucket filled with organs' found during search of funeral home. Some headlines don't need improvement. Can't say the same for some incidents [Awkward] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 08:47:34 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139944