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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Tue, 02 Jun 2026 14:15:04 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif Florida HOA 'postpones' elections amid legal battle with resident, because even if a state arbitrator demands you allow residents to vote, by God you're the HOA and no one can tell you what to do [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086642?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [5 comments] ]]> Florida HOA 'postpones' elections amid legal battle with resident, because even if a state arbitrator demands you allow residents to vote, by God you're the HOA and no one can tell you what to do [Florida] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 14:00:44 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086642 On this day in history, in 1774, Parliament completed the Coercive Acts with the Quartering Act, before following up with an impressive rendition of 'We Got the Funk' while the Mothership descended to the stage [Vintage] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086650?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [5 comments] ]]> On this day in history, in 1774, Parliament completed the Coercive Acts with the Quartering Act, before following up with an impressive rendition of 'We Got the Funk' while the Mothership descended to the stage [Vintage] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 13:48:45 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086650 Helloooo Imposter Nurse [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086588?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> Helloooo Imposter Nurse [Sick] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 13:37:46 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086588 Putin's Ukraine war broke Russia's budget so badly, even the higher oil prices aren't going to fix it [Giggity] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086604?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Putin's Ukraine war broke Russia's budget so badly, even the higher oil prices aren't going to fix it [Giggity] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 13:26:47 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086604 Neighbors of tourist attraction upset it's attracting tourists [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086682?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Neighbors of tourist attraction upset it's attracting tourists [Obvious] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 13:16:32 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086682 Proof that all those movies Gen-X watched that had quicksand scenes were important training [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086134?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> Proof that all those movies Gen-X watched that had quicksand scenes were important training [Scary] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 13:06:53 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086134 Mexican authorities uncover cross-border tunnel in Tijuana likely used for trafficking drugs, weapons, barbecued iguana [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086594?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> Mexican authorities uncover cross-border tunnel in Tijuana likely used for trafficking drugs, weapons, barbecued iguana [Scary] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 12:48:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086594 Texas sues city over 'Big Gay Swim Day' at city pool [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086232?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> Texas sues city over 'Big Gay Swim Day' at city pool [Facepalm] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 12:39:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086232 Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Tubes, Peter Murphy, Crowded House, The Damned, and Nick Heyward. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #805. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086568?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [57 comments] ]]> Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Tubes, Peter Murphy, Crowded House, The Damned, and Nick Heyward. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #805. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options [Live] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 12:30:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086568 Saving the world from AI clowns turned out to be the safe part of the trip [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086730?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [1 comments] ]]> Saving the world from AI clowns turned out to be the safe part of the trip [Followup] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 12:26:58 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086730 'Ultimate dine and dash' couple 'down 14 shots and scoff steaks before skipping out on £231.30 bill (possible nsfw content on page) [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086444?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [25 comments] ]]> 'Ultimate dine and dash' couple 'down 14 shots and scoff steaks before skipping out on £231.30 bill (possible nsfw content on page) [Dumbass] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 12:20:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086444 Don't be like all the tourists and take photos at tourist attractions. Go somewhere weird instead [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086162?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [32 comments] ]]> Don't be like all the tourists and take photos at tourist attractions. Go somewhere weird instead [Interesting] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 12:01:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086162 Man from Hollywood charged in death of Alex Jones. Sorry, not the Alex Jones you were hoping for. Not that Hollywood, either [Misc] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086156?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [6 comments] ]]> Man from Hollywood charged in death of Alex Jones. Sorry, not the Alex Jones you were hoping for. Not that Hollywood, either [Misc] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 11:42:36 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086156 Miracle woman arrested for DUI, hit-and-run on horse-drawn Amish buggy, ejecting passengers, injuring month-old infant & "battery by bodily waste". She seems nice from her mugshot [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086204?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [31 comments] ]]> Miracle woman arrested for DUI, hit-and-run on horse-drawn Amish buggy, ejecting passengers, injuring month-old infant & "battery by bodily waste". She seems nice from her mugshot [Murica] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 11:24:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086204 Firings skyrocket at Malta fireworks factory [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086100?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> Firings skyrocket at Malta fireworks factory [Scary] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 11:05:41 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086100 There once was a canceled Fourth of July celebration in Nantucket [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086182?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> There once was a canceled Fourth of July celebration in Nantucket [Awkward] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 10:47:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086182 I mean, it's not like the flag is made out of seashells or anything [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086316?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [36 comments] ]]> I mean, it's not like the flag is made out of seashells or anything [Obvious] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 10:28:46 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086316 "How money launderers won." They asked a magazine salesperson who was formerly addicted to crack if he knew anyone? [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086268?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> "How money launderers won." They asked a magazine salesperson who was formerly addicted to crack if he knew anyone? [Interesting] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 10:11:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086268 When asked if she was intending to kill the person she sprayed lighter fluid on, she said, if this thing still has any flint left [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086296?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [21 comments] ]]> When asked if she was intending to kill the person she sprayed lighter fluid on, she said, if this thing still has any flint left [Scary] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 09:55:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086296 NASA says the meteor this past weekend was as heavy as an elephant. Proving once again that the US will use anything other than the metric system [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086342?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [41 comments] ]]> NASA says the meteor this past weekend was as heavy as an elephant. Proving once again that the US will use anything other than the metric system [Followup] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 09:40:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086342 On this day in history, 1924, Native Americans were granted United States citizenship [Ironic] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086372?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> On this day in history, 1924, Native Americans were granted United States citizenship [Ironic] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 09:26:31 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086372 Russian "Dazzle" paint schemes allow troops to travel more confidently to their demise [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086174?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [41 comments] ]]> Russian "Dazzle" paint schemes allow troops to travel more confidently to their demise [Interesting] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 09:13:11 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086174 Photoshop these twisted women [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085632?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Photoshop these twisted women [Photoshop] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 09:00:34 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085632 Groups seen going in and out of two Brooklyn manholes, NYPD says. Kinky, Subby says [Creepy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086014?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [53 comments] ]]> Groups seen going in and out of two Brooklyn manholes, NYPD says. Kinky, Subby says [Creepy] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 08:40:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086014 Southwest Airlines to customer: Go be fat somewhere else [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086008?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [121 comments] ]]> Southwest Airlines to customer: Go be fat somewhere else [Awkward] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 08:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086008 Day 1,560 of WW3. Ukraine has a mess to clean up. This is your Tuesday Ukraine War thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086340?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [115 comments] ]]> Day 1,560 of WW3. Ukraine has a mess to clean up. This is your Tuesday Ukraine War thread [News] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086340 Veterinary official who oversaw culling of cattle due to disease outbreak found dead at age 43. Wife says heart attack due to stress, others say bullets may have been a contributing factor [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086150?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> Veterinary official who oversaw culling of cattle due to disease outbreak found dead at age 43. Wife says heart attack due to stress, others say bullets may have been a contributing factor [Awkward] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 07:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086150 With smoking becoming less popular, Marlboro Man is forced to branch out into bank and passport fraud [Misc] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086146?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> With smoking becoming less popular, Marlboro Man is forced to branch out into bank and passport fraud [Misc] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 06:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086146 You'd think Gandalf would have an air freshener spell like "Stinkus Eliminatus" to get rid of the smell of death [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086076?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [33 comments] ]]> You'd think Gandalf would have an air freshener spell like "Stinkus Eliminatus" to get rid of the smell of death [Sick] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 05:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086076 Turns out, Hezbollah knows how to shoot back [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14086050?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [65 comments] ]]> Turns out, Hezbollah knows how to shoot back [Interesting] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 04:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14086050 Tammy Baker dead. Again [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085952?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Tammy Baker dead. Again [Florida] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 03:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085952 Condor flies into Oregon for the first time in 120 years. What's she been doing the whole time? [Sappy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085902?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> Condor flies into Oregon for the first time in 120 years. What's she been doing the whole time? [Sappy] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 02:50:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085902 Texas cop, who has been honored multiple times for his ability to identify and arrest impaired drivers, is identified and arrested for the obvious [Ironic] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085696?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> Texas cop, who has been honored multiple times for his ability to identify and arrest impaired drivers, is identified and arrested for the obvious [Ironic] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 02:20:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085696 Naked man arrested by officers in tactical gear. To be fair, he had his guns out, among other things [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085352?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [5 comments] ]]> Naked man arrested by officers in tactical gear. To be fair, he had his guns out, among other things [Scary] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 01:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085352 Forty-one years ago, the Beaver County area was struck by a huge, throbbing, massive twister [Vintage] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085386?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [5 comments] ]]> Forty-one years ago, the Beaver County area was struck by a huge, throbbing, massive twister [Vintage] Tue, 02 Jun 2026 00:20:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085386 Sanford man sentenced to 25 years for cocaine trafficking, being a big dummy [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085392?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> Sanford man sentenced to 25 years for cocaine trafficking, being a big dummy [Florida] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 23:49:27 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085392 Police discover that a drunk in the tank is better than a drunk in the bush [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085344?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [5 comments] ]]> Police discover that a drunk in the tank is better than a drunk in the bush [Facepalm] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 23:11:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085344 Duke Energy sucks [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085608?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [44 comments] ]]> Duke Energy sucks [Dumbass] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 22:33:15 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085608 Want to have Jeffrey Epstein's baby? You might still be in luck [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085792?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [36 comments] ]]> Want to have Jeffrey Epstein's baby? You might still be in luck [Sick] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 21:55:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085792 On this day in history, in 1779, Benedict Arnold was court-martialed, setting up the nefarious chain of events which culminated in his having a breakfast dish named after him [Vintage] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085394?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> On this day in history, in 1779, Benedict Arnold was court-martialed, setting up the nefarious chain of events which culminated in his having a breakfast dish named after him [Vintage] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 21:17:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085394 Have you heard about the naked rambler? [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085714?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [41 comments] ]]> Have you heard about the naked rambler? [Strange] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 20:38:57 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085714 Photoshop these odd rocks [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085062?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> Photoshop these odd rocks [Photoshop] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 20:00:51 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085062 After stealing a Lego Collection worth 200k that a man was trying to sell to pay for his father's healthcare, then SWATing the customer, Bricks and Minifigs says it's committed to helping the family it keeps attacking [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085778?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [92 comments] ]]> After stealing a Lego Collection worth 200k that a man was trying to sell to pay for his father's healthcare, then SWATing the customer, Bricks and Minifigs says it's committed to helping the family it keeps attacking [Followup] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 19:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085778 Remember those 11 missing "nuclear" lab people that went missing? One of them as been found in New Mexico National Forest. No cause of death reported...yet [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085804?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [74 comments] ]]> Remember those 11 missing "nuclear" lab people that went missing? One of them as been found in New Mexico National Forest. No cause of death reported...yet [Interesting] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 19:01:56 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085804 Ayn Rand Center proposed for Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. That's the joke [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085600?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [50 comments] ]]> Ayn Rand Center proposed for Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. That's the joke [Spiffy] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 18:03:01 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085600 Bill before Congress would ban from the US any vehicle where the manufacturer had any Chinese ownership. Like Mercedes Benz, which is nearly 20% owned by Chinese interests [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085622?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [92 comments] ]]> Bill before Congress would ban from the US any vehicle where the manufacturer had any Chinese ownership. Like Mercedes Benz, which is nearly 20% owned by Chinese interests [Fail] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 17:48:18 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085622 DNA testing of lock of Beethoven's hair suggesting that he died of lead poisoning, is somewhat hampered by a later test which showed the hair actually came from an unidentified woman [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085760?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [29 comments] ]]> DNA testing of lock of Beethoven's hair suggesting that he died of lead poisoning, is somewhat hampered by a later test which showed the hair actually came from an unidentified woman [Awkward] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 17:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085760 Anthropic: QUICK. TO THE VASTLY OVERPRICED IPO-MOBILE [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085826?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [69 comments] ]]> Anthropic: QUICK. TO THE VASTLY OVERPRICED IPO-MOBILE [Stupid] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 17:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085826 Ruh-Roh [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085718?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> Ruh-Roh [Obvious] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 17:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085718 The Merriam-Webster word of the day for June 1 is palatable, as in "A friend came into my restaurant, and I was able to find my palatable" [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14085176?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> The Merriam-Webster word of the day for June 1 is palatable, as in "A friend came into my restaurant, and I was able to find my palatable" [Amusing] Mon, 01 Jun 2026 17:00:51 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14085176