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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Fri, 30 Oct 2026 09:35:03 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif Bugatti CEO hatches genius plan to stop people stealing his cars [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14244500?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [3 comments] ]]> Bugatti CEO hatches genius plan to stop people stealing his cars [Facepalm] Fri, 30 Oct 2026 09:31:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14244500 Go f*ck the globe all you c*nty sh*tty g*d d*mn*d m*th*rf*ck*ers. This is the m*th*erf*ck*ng way. Don't forget to click, like, and subscribe, all you f*cks [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14244636?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> Go f*ck the globe all you c*nty sh*tty g*d d*mn*d m*th*rf*ck*ers. This is the m*th*erf*ck*ng way. Don't forget to click, like, and subscribe, all you f*cks [Obvious] Fri, 30 Oct 2026 09:20:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14244636 Annnnnnd here's your Halloween Grinch [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14244674?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [28 comments] ]]> Annnnnnd here's your Halloween Grinch [Obvious] Fri, 30 Oct 2026 09:10:40 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14244674 Photoshop this approaching wave [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14241536?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> Photoshop this approaching wave [Photoshop] Fri, 30 Oct 2026 09:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14241536 To honor Sir Patrick Stewart, post your favorite Picard/Riker joke meme. Let us remember his sense of humor [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14244670?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [41 comments] ]]> To honor Sir Patrick Stewart, post your favorite Picard/Riker joke meme. Let us remember his sense of humor [Cool] Fri, 30 Oct 2026 08:45:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14244670 When the AI bubble bursts, not all AI companies will make it. And the bankrupt ones will sell all your data to the highest bidder [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14244240?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> When the AI bubble bursts, not all AI companies will make it. And the bankrupt ones will sell all your data to the highest bidder [Awkward] Fri, 30 Oct 2026 08:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14244240 Isn't this the plot of 'Return of the Living Dead'? [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14244470?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [12 comments] ]]> Isn't this the plot of 'Return of the Living Dead'? [Scary] Fri, 30 Oct 2026 08:20:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14244470 Day 1,710 of WW3. UAF takes out 2 Su-34 bombers at an orc airfield. Orc attack on a train station in Dnipro kills 15 people, and orcs use the local cease-fire in Oleshky to reinforce their positions in Kherson. This is your Friday Ukraine War thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14244506?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [60 comments] ]]> Day 1,710 of WW3. UAF takes out 2 Su-34 bombers at an orc airfield. Orc attack on a train station in Dnipro kills 15 people, and orcs use the local cease-fire in Oleshky to reinforce their positions in Kherson. This is your Friday Ukraine War thread [News] Fri, 30 Oct 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14244506 Guess who committed a bigger fraud in Minnesota than the Feeding Our Future scam [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14244198?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [35 comments] ]]> Guess who committed a bigger fraud in Minnesota than the Feeding Our Future scam [News] Fri, 30 Oct 2026 07:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14244198 Man found dead after fourteen days in a hospital bathroom and he still hadn't met his deductible [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14244458?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [27 comments] ]]> Man found dead after fourteen days in a hospital bathroom and he still hadn't met his deductible [Sick] Fri, 30 Oct 2026 06:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14244458 Operation Jade Helm 2026 will not be televised [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14244248?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [29 comments] ]]> Operation Jade Helm 2026 will not be televised [Scary] Fri, 30 Oct 2026 05:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14244248 A lone wolf attack on an 8-year-old girl in Germany [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14244438?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> A lone wolf attack on an 8-year-old girl in Germany [Scary] Fri, 30 Oct 2026 04:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14244438 Binance crypto exchange compromised. Billions transferred out of customer wallets. All my apes... gone (possible nsfw content on page) [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14244184?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [74 comments] ]]> Binance crypto exchange compromised. Billions transferred out of customer wallets. All my apes... gone (possible nsfw content on page) [Fail] Fri, 30 Oct 2026 03:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14244184 If you're a fan of Popemobiles, good news [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243252?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> If you're a fan of Popemobiles, good news [Cool] Fri, 30 Oct 2026 02:20:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243252 Award-winning psychic died after she fell down a flight of stairs. Obligatory "bet she didn't see that coming" comment inserted making subby feel bad for submitting it [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243852?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [35 comments] ]]> Award-winning psychic died after she fell down a flight of stairs. Obligatory "bet she didn't see that coming" comment inserted making subby feel bad for submitting it [Obvious] Fri, 30 Oct 2026 01:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243852 Fark PolTab to be enshrined in sculpture garden [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243026?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Fark PolTab to be enshrined in sculpture garden [Cool] Fri, 30 Oct 2026 00:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243026 Ass to mouth at the petting zoo puts nine kids in the hospital. Or is it lamb to mouth? Or both? [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243950?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> Ass to mouth at the petting zoo puts nine kids in the hospital. Or is it lamb to mouth? Or both? [Sick] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 23:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243950 Please do not flush tampons or cocaine baggies [Misc] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243918?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> Please do not flush tampons or cocaine baggies [Misc] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 22:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243918 Sexy costumes are officially over. Time for That's My Fetish costumes [Giggity] https://www.fark.com/comments/14244158?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [97 comments] ]]> Sexy costumes are officially over. Time for That's My Fetish costumes [Giggity] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 21:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14244158 Photoshop this pest seeker [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14241532?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Photoshop this pest seeker [Photoshop] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 20:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14241532 Guys, if a gal tries to kick you out of her bed at 4am, just take the L and go, without fighting or kicking her iPad [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14244076?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [25 comments] ]]> Guys, if a gal tries to kick you out of her bed at 4am, just take the L and go, without fighting or kicking her iPad [Murica] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 19:55:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14244076 Neighbors at odds with well hung neighbor [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243836?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> Neighbors at odds with well hung neighbor [Murica] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 18:55:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243836 So you wanna . . . go to prison on federal gun charges? [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243642?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> So you wanna . . . go to prison on federal gun charges? [Facepalm] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 17:55:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243642 A chain of Scottish pubs wants to let children as young as 12 enter. Six years later, they'll surely be Farkers [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243242?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [29 comments] ]]> A chain of Scottish pubs wants to let children as young as 12 enter. Six years later, they'll surely be Farkers [Awkward] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 17:35:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243242 Dressed like Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber in an orange tuxedo and drunkenly knockin' on the wrong door in your apartment building after a Halloween Party in Texas? That's a justified shootin' (with an assault rifle) [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243602?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [47 comments] ]]> Dressed like Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber in an orange tuxedo and drunkenly knockin' on the wrong door in your apartment building after a Halloween Party in Texas? That's a justified shootin' (with an assault rifle) [Murica] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 17:16:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243602 Mmmmmm...forbidden donut [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243528?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> Mmmmmm...forbidden donut [Scary] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 16:55:35 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243528 Florida announces statewide Halloween compliance checks, hopefully to find and arrest any of those bastards who hand out candy corn to innocent kids [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243752?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> Florida announces statewide Halloween compliance checks, hopefully to find and arrest any of those bastards who hand out candy corn to innocent kids [Florida] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 16:37:08 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243752 Frying pans... Who knew? [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243926?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [27 comments] ]]> Frying pans... Who knew? [Scary] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 16:18:41 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243926 Should you take travel advice from an influencer? Oh wait, you're serious? [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243326?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> Should you take travel advice from an influencer? Oh wait, you're serious? [Facepalm] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 16:05:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243326 Photoshop this spike [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14241530?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Photoshop this spike [Photoshop] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 16:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14241530 Sir Patrick Stewart heads into the final frontier. Godspeed good sir [NewsFlash] https://www.fark.com/comments/14244024?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [861 comments] ]]> Sir Patrick Stewart heads into the final frontier. Godspeed good sir [NewsFlash] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 15:49:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14244024 King tides along both US coasts despite multiple protests this year [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243096?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> King tides along both US coasts despite multiple protests this year [Scary] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 15:45:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243096 Fark NotNewsletter: Anyone know someone here who could fence 3,000lbs of crab legs? Asking for a friend [FarkBlog] https://www.fark.com/comments/14239758?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> Fark NotNewsletter: Anyone know someone here who could fence 3,000lbs of crab legs? Asking for a friend [FarkBlog] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 15:43:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14239758 If you wagered on an online prediction market that an online prediction market would be breached and its customers' wallets drained, you might have trouble collecting [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243988?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> If you wagered on an online prediction market that an online prediction market would be breached and its customers' wallets drained, you might have trouble collecting [Obvious] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 15:40:55 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243988 4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Dill and Lucky. Way Too Much, Politics edition [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14242856?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [2 comments] ]]> 4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Dill and Lucky. Way Too Much, Politics edition [Live] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 15:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14242856 Unexpected Spanish train collision found to be due to two trains traveling in the same direction until a computerized safety-system invented a solution to The Trolley Problem for as yet unknown reasons [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243138?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [32 comments] ]]> Unexpected Spanish train collision found to be due to two trains traveling in the same direction until a computerized safety-system invented a solution to The Trolley Problem for as yet unknown reasons [Followup] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 15:12:30 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243138 Mysterious military ghost boat, or possibly spaceship, sits abandoned [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243908?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [38 comments] ]]> Mysterious military ghost boat, or possibly spaceship, sits abandoned [Weird] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 14:55:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243908 Experts warn of wider spread as Ebola outbreak reaches plateau. Well, as long as it stays up there, I'll be safe down here by the river [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243680?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> Experts warn of wider spread as Ebola outbreak reaches plateau. Well, as long as it stays up there, I'll be safe down here by the river [Scary] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 14:37:30 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243680 Four pallets of beef stolen from tractor-trailer on Philadelphia to go along with the 3,000lbs of crab legs stolen two days ago [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243424?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [31 comments] ]]> Four pallets of beef stolen from tractor-trailer on Philadelphia to go along with the 3,000lbs of crab legs stolen two days ago [Interesting] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 14:20:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243424 First, we remove all the beds from the library [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243406?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> First, we remove all the beds from the library [Strange] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 14:02:31 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243406 Frozen potato antitrust lawsuit advances, as courts examine the shadowy underworld of organized potato crime [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243780?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [28 comments] ]]> Frozen potato antitrust lawsuit advances, as courts examine the shadowy underworld of organized potato crime [Interesting] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 13:45:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243780 "We're gonna need a bigger surfboard" [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243622?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> "We're gonna need a bigger surfboard" [Scary] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 13:31:55 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243622 On this day in history, in 1998, astronaut John Glenn returned to space, possibly because he heard a flat earther was hiding up there who needed to be punched [Vintage] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243768?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> On this day in history, in 1998, astronaut John Glenn returned to space, possibly because he heard a flat earther was hiding up there who needed to be punched [Vintage] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 13:20:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243768 On this day in history, in 1968, the first electronic message was sent via internet precursor ARPANET, in what was widely considered in retrospect to be a bad idea we shouldn't have done [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243776?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [61 comments] ]]> On this day in history, in 1968, the first electronic message was sent via internet precursor ARPANET, in what was widely considered in retrospect to be a bad idea we shouldn't have done [Followup] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 13:10:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243776 Far right protestors are rioting in Spain because immigrants cause train wrecks or something [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243294?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [48 comments] ]]> Far right protestors are rioting in Spain because immigrants cause train wrecks or something [Stupid] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 12:59:55 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243294 "Roy shooting leads to arrest after police pursuit." No word on his status, but we can assume Roy isn't moving too much right now [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243598?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> "Roy shooting leads to arrest after police pursuit." No word on his status, but we can assume Roy isn't moving too much right now [Scary] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 12:46:17 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243598 But you Fark one cow. And forty years later they won't forget it. "She was a looker. She was a good looking female cow" [Vintage] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243002?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> But you Fark one cow. And forty years later they won't forget it. "She was a looker. She was a good looking female cow" [Vintage] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 12:33:42 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243002 Sending unsolicited dick pics to women "exemplifies what it means to be a Christian"? You know, starting to think that maybe it does [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243544?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [148 comments] ]]> Sending unsolicited dick pics to women "exemplifies what it means to be a Christian"? You know, starting to think that maybe it does [Followup] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 12:21:57 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243544 Sorry, business majors, but you ackshually have a liberal arts degree. I'd like an extra shot of caramel in my frappacino this morning. And please try to spell my name right this time [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243232?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [50 comments] ]]> Sorry, business majors, but you ackshually have a liberal arts degree. I'd like an extra shot of caramel in my frappacino this morning. And please try to spell my name right this time [Obvious] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 12:10:12 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243232 Utah runs out of farks to give, decides to hit Kalshi with felony charges [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14243236?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [28 comments] ]]> Utah runs out of farks to give, decides to hit Kalshi with felony charges [Obvious] Thu, 29 Oct 2026 11:55:12 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14243236