It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Wed, 22 Apr 2026 05:15:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif https://www.fark.com/comments/14044694?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [4 comments] ]]> Thanks to tourist in rental car, one West Yellowstone gift shop is very, very, very open for business [Scary] Wed, 22 Apr 2026 04:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044694 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044616?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [1 comments] ]]> Shooting at Dominos pizza has cops getting there in over thirty minutes so everyone is still free [Obvious] Wed, 22 Apr 2026 03:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044616 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043958?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [4 comments] ]]> D'oh, a deer, a Florida deer, crashing through the restaurant [Florida] Wed, 22 Apr 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043958 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044124?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [16 comments] ]]> Don't take legal advice from the Trailer Park Boys [Amusing] Wed, 22 Apr 2026 01:18:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044124 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044272?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [24 comments] ]]> Some headlines answer their self-imposed questions, but at what cost? [Silly] Wed, 22 Apr 2026 00:34:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044272 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044366?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [19 comments] ]]> 1000: meeting with operations. 1200: working lunch with clients. 1900: sweet, sweet lovin [Unlikely] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 23:34:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044366 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044440?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [21 comments] ]]> Now, you don't have to find a slot machine. The slot machine can find YOU [Creepy] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 22:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044440 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043950?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [18 comments] ]]> Beaver County home to new animal diagnostics center for region, so if you're having any furry problems in the Beaver region, there's help at hand [Interesting] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 21:34:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043950 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044404?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [28 comments] ]]> Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting to create a Dick & Balls pattern in the sky [Giggity] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:47:33 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044404 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043376?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [7 comments] ]]> Photoshop this wonky-eyed house [Photoshop] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:01:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043376 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044406?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [242 comments] ]]> Need another reason to avoid Ohio? Soon there will be a ban on bikinis [Stupid] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 19:00:56 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044406 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044246?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [26 comments] ]]> Yellowstone wolf steals sign warning tourists about grizzly bears. So it begins [Creepy] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 18:00:52 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044246 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043942?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [12 comments] ]]> Man accused of rolling woman's remains in stroller dies in jail. According to prison records, in between his quests he sequined vests and would impersonate Clark Gable, before announcing he had to push the pram a lot [Strange] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 17:30:50 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043942 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044296?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [12 comments] ]]> Not news: criminals try to sneak contraband grass into a prison. Fark: literally [Fail] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 17:00:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044296 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044002?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [45 comments] ]]> It is National Library Week. You should give your local librarian some love, or twenty bucks. Also enter to win a gift card by sharing your library joy [Spiffy] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 16:35:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044002 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044144?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [76 comments] ]]> Microsoft says you don't need extra anti-virus programs in Windows 11. So how come 3rd party anti-virus programs are in the Microsoft store (here's looking at you Avast) [Awkward] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 16:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044144 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043762?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [12 comments] ]]> Nothing good ever happens after 2 AM, overturned car edition [Awkward] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 16:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043762 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044342?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [227 comments] ]]> TACO Tuesday [News] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 16:16:46 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044342 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042044?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [14 comments] ]]> Photoshop this house of horrors [Photoshop] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 16:01:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042044 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043826?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [38 comments] ]]> Bobcat tries to bite Bender's shiny metalic ass [Amusing] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 15:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043826 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043978?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [55 comments] ]]> On this day in history, in 753 B.C., Rome was founded and did nothing for anyone apart from sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health [Vintage] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 15:20:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043978 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043982?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [30 comments] ]]> Tips on how to lighten your mental load. Heh. Load [Unlikely] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 14:50:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043982 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043896?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [52 comments] ]]> Experts aren't sure why San Francisco is getting ravaged by multiple viruses. This is not a repeat from the early 1980s [Scary] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 14:28:12 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043896 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043648?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [22 comments] ]]> 20-year employee at data brokerage firm Thomson Reuters, who also owns Westlaw and Reuters, raises concerns to her superiors that ICE agents are unlawfully using their company products to harm American citizens. So naturally her superiors fire her [Murica] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:45:41 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043648 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043954?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [50 comments] ]]> It's always a fun day in school when the substitute teacher starts twerking [Florida] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:28:47 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043954 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043984?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [39 comments] ]]> On this day in history, in 1986, Geraldo Rivera opened Al Capone's vault and found his legacy and professional reputation hiding inside [Vintage] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 13:13:34 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043984 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044056?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [45 comments] ]]> Global diplomacy takes a hard turn [Giggity] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 12:58:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044056 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043800?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [25 comments] ]]> High school principal's car struck by automatic gunfire. Authorities looking for someone with bad grades [Obvious] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 12:44:18 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043800 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044018?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [70 comments] ]]> Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The English Beat, The Bangles, Big Audio Dynamite, and HSR. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #794. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options [Live] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 12:30:16 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14044018 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043928?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [17 comments] ]]> Washington State DOT beginning work to remove beloved Bellingham Rock used as a message board for decades. If only there were some way to get the original picture of the rock [Interesting] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 12:11:51 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043928 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043742?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [22 comments] ]]> Baby gates are great for keeping babies out of places you don't want them to go, like inside your home. String several gates together with zip ties to form a barrier around the perimeter of your property [Satire] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 11:53:27 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043742 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043656?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [69 comments] ]]> Apparently, it took a small army of hard-working scientists this long to figure out that one of the main reasons young kids get addicted to cellphones so quickly is that techbros have basically turned every app into a highly addictive digital casino [Obvious] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 11:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043656 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043592?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [27 comments] ]]> Old and busted: Cocaine Bear. New hotness: Cocaine Salmon [Strange] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 10:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043592 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043556?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [45 comments] ]]> Customer states that the horn goes off while driving, giving mechanics the giggles [Amusing] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 10:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043556 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043474?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [35 comments] ]]> 22 years from now. A group of highschool girls are all going to stop their mothers right there when they start in on their own prom stories [Obvious] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 10:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043474 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043694?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [45 comments] ]]> Wait. China has an energy fortress? Which superhero lives there? Particle Man? Petroleum Kaiju? [Interesting] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 09:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043694 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043654?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [92 comments] ]]> NPR explores the mysterious hidden powers that are working to keep your wages so low. Wait, it's more complicated than "the billionaires don't want to pay their workers"? [Obvious] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 09:31:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043654 https://www.fark.com/comments/14041686?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [10 comments] ]]> Photoshop this zipper [Photoshop] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 09:01:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14041686 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043462?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [27 comments] ]]> It's April, so that means it's loaded gun time at Pittsburgh International Airport [Dumbass] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 08:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043462 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043674?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [28 comments] ]]> The humpbacks are organizing into super-groups and may soon be joining forces with the Orcas against us, possibly creating some Bad Company [Scary] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 08:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043674 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043516?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [27 comments] ]]> I used to get high on weed, now I get high on Jesus [Amusing] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 08:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043516 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043618?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [283 comments] ]]> Day 1,518 of WW3. Ukraine plans to develop ballistic-missile defenses within a year. NATO plans to ignore the Iran distraction to refocus on Ukraine, and France joins the War Crimes investigation committee. This is your Tuesday Ukraine war thread [News] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043618 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043404?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [69 comments] ]]> Rectum, damn near killed him (possible nsfw content on page) [Scary] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 07:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043404 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043416?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [16 comments] ]]> If they disrespect you dump chloroform in their shoes, if they don't follow lab protocols you poison their water bottle. It's the UW-Madison way [Scary] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 06:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043416 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043448?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [31 comments] ]]> If The Onion buys a website, is it making a mockery of the site, or is it being honest about it? [Followup] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 05:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043448 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043548?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [166 comments] ]]> Dispensary owners complain 4/20 isn't fun anymore with 'The Wal-Mart Of Pot' deep discounting & Gen Z "aren't super interested in smoking weed and drinking" [Sad] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 04:20:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043548 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043414?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [6 comments] ]]> Dollywood Eagle Sanctuary suffers storm damage, forces closure. Knocked their feathers clean off their heads, it did [Scary] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 03:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043414 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042884?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [12 comments] ]]> Japan warns of slightly increased risk of mega-quake after a 7.7-magnitude one. Chance of building-destroying Kaiju attacks still approximately zero [Followup] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 02:35:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042884 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042500?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [36 comments] ]]> Vegas mom wires her savings from Walmart to Mexico City suburb after A.I. imposter calls to say their Cartel kidnapped her daughter she just dropped off at school for witnessing drug deal. Chuck Norris would've confirmed with her school first [Stupid] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 01:35:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14042500 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043050?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark [link] [28 comments] ]]> Submitted for your consideration is that Pilates practitioners are easily two or three times as bad as your worst Cross Training lunatic [Obvious] Tue, 21 Apr 2026 00:35:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14043050