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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Sat, 10 Oct 2026 03:25:03 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif Hello kids, I know you're first-grade students, but today I'm going to teach you about the effects of alcohol [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222870?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [3 comments] ]]> Hello kids, I know you're first-grade students, but today I'm going to teach you about the effects of alcohol [Dumbass] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 02:29:51 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222870 Well, that seems like a problem that will solve itself pretty quickly [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222940?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [2 comments] ]]> Well, that seems like a problem that will solve itself pretty quickly [Obvious] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 01:53:23 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222940 Now that everyone hates FLOCK cameras, and many cities are removing their cameras, they are LAYING OFF a lot of employees [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222892?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> Now that everyone hates FLOCK cameras, and many cities are removing their cameras, they are LAYING OFF a lot of employees [Obvious] Sat, 10 Oct 2026 01:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222892 Well done but why did it take so many police? [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222818?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> Well done but why did it take so many police? [Cool] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 22:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222818 Not to be outdone by waterworks in Florida, Kelvin hobbles Newport Beach by flooding. Also by playing imaginary games with stuffed tiger [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222710?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> Not to be outdone by waterworks in Florida, Kelvin hobbles Newport Beach by flooding. Also by playing imaginary games with stuffed tiger [Interesting] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 21:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222710 Photoshop this cyclist [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14220654?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Photoshop this cyclist [Photoshop] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 20:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14220654 Lorryload of 41,000 bottles of Irn-Bru, Scotland's sugary orange soda pop, stolen from depot. Police seek a group of criminals with bad teeth. This may take some time [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222716?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [55 comments] ]]> Lorryload of 41,000 bottles of Irn-Bru, Scotland's sugary orange soda pop, stolen from depot. Police seek a group of criminals with bad teeth. This may take some time [News] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 19:07:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222716 I feel the earth move under my feet - Panama Edition. Currently in Panama City 125 miles away and seen no damage so far [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222718?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [56 comments] ]]> I feel the earth move under my feet - Panama Edition. Currently in Panama City 125 miles away and seen no damage so far [News] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 18:07:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222718 There are apparently enough functioning staff left at NOAA to release a report declaring that the U.S. just experienced its warmest September in recorded history SO FAR [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222010?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [56 comments] ]]> There are apparently enough functioning staff left at NOAA to release a report declaring that the U.S. just experienced its warmest September in recorded history SO FAR [Obvious] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 18:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222010 Actors before they were famous, crime and punishment, sleepy babies, and art installations are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, October 2-8 Ice G Edition [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222752?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> Actors before they were famous, crime and punishment, sleepy babies, and art installations are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, October 2-8 Ice G Edition [Weird] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 17:10:15 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222752 Suddenly, Methvocados [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222324?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Suddenly, Methvocados [Strange] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 17:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222324 Photoshop Eddie Murphy [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14220650?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Photoshop Eddie Murphy [Photoshop] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 16:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14220650 Apparently a two-holer in the sky is unacceptable [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222510?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> Apparently a two-holer in the sky is unacceptable [Scary] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 15:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222510 ICE agents just shot a man right in the Bronx. That's gotta hurt [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14221736?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [208 comments] ]]> ICE agents just shot a man right in the Bronx. That's gotta hurt [Followup] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 15:20:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14221736 Hurricane Isaias just erased the Florida tag, so Live has to stand in. No word if Jim Cantore was sent packing along with the tag. View is from Panama City Beach [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222586?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [67 comments] ]]> Hurricane Isaias just erased the Florida tag, so Live has to stand in. No word if Jim Cantore was sent packing along with the tag. View is from Panama City Beach [Live] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 14:52:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222586 Isaias has strengthened to Cat 3 and will make landfall around 2PM. Stay safe and don't do anything that earns you a Florida tag on Fark. Let us know you're ok in this thread [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222116?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [38 comments] ]]> Isaias has strengthened to Cat 3 and will make landfall around 2PM. Stay safe and don't do anything that earns you a Florida tag on Fark. Let us know you're ok in this thread [Live] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 14:49:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222116 Look, let me go back in there and face the peril [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222206?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> Look, let me go back in there and face the peril [Scary] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 14:13:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222206 Farker Vicejay's no-frills hurricane-imagery page, going strong for 25+ years. Sending good thoughts to everyone in the path of Hurricane Isaias [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222526?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [50 comments] ]]> Farker Vicejay's no-frills hurricane-imagery page, going strong for 25+ years. Sending good thoughts to everyone in the path of Hurricane Isaias [Florida] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 13:46:58 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222526 'Boy Meets World' star hospitalized for 'badly peeing blood' as opposed to peeing blood well [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222452?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [68 comments] ]]> 'Boy Meets World' star hospitalized for 'badly peeing blood' as opposed to peeing blood well [Sick] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 13:13:52 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222452 World's 'most expensive' road is now the world's most expensive bus lane [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14221938?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> World's 'most expensive' road is now the world's most expensive bus lane [Awkward] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 12:50:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14221938 Your doctor is being bribed like everyone else in this cesspool of corruption [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14221948?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [51 comments] ]]> Your doctor is being bribed like everyone else in this cesspool of corruption [Murica] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 12:28:35 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14221948 In a good sign of how well AI companies are going to handle policing themselves, it turns out that basically none of the "special safeguards" built into ChatGPT for Teens actually work [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14221976?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [35 comments] ]]> In a good sign of how well AI companies are going to handle policing themselves, it turns out that basically none of the "special safeguards" built into ChatGPT for Teens actually work [Obvious] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 12:05:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14221976 Superfans finally get that Ditka vs. God matchup [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222334?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [116 comments] ]]> Superfans finally get that Ditka vs. God matchup [News] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 11:55:26 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222334 Target: Call the police, we caught a shoplifter. Wait, the shoplifter is the police. Bonus: In uniform and on duty. Double bonus: He shoplifted at another Target later the same day. Triple bonus: You can't fire me, I retire. Murica [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222244?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [47 comments] ]]> Target: Call the police, we caught a shoplifter. Wait, the shoplifter is the police. Bonus: In uniform and on duty. Double bonus: He shoplifted at another Target later the same day. Triple bonus: You can't fire me, I retire. Murica [Dumbass] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 11:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222244 Winking shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14221886?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> Winking shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo [Scary] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 11:20:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14221886 So that's how it is in Dayton [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14221662?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> So that's how it is in Dayton [Asinine] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 10:52:34 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14221662 You've probably been thinking to yourself, "Sure, Prince Andrew is a rapist and all-around terrible human being. But is it fair that he had to give up his lease in Windsor and didn't get any compensation for it?" Well, fret no longer [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14221992?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [27 comments] ]]> You've probably been thinking to yourself, "Sure, Prince Andrew is a rapist and all-around terrible human being. But is it fair that he had to give up his lease in Windsor and didn't get any compensation for it?" Well, fret no longer [Stupid] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 10:25:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14221992 It appears that the Catholic Church is beginning to shift its stance on suicide, moving from "that person is in our make-believe hell" to "that person is with our make-believe God" [PSA] https://www.fark.com/comments/14221998?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [81 comments] ]]> It appears that the Catholic Church is beginning to shift its stance on suicide, moving from "that person is in our make-believe hell" to "that person is with our make-believe God" [PSA] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 10:01:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14221998 That's a lot of cock [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222062?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [31 comments] ]]> That's a lot of cock [Florida] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 09:40:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222062 You might be a redneck if you flee your bank robbery job on an ATV [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14222022?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [27 comments] ]]> You might be a redneck if you flee your bank robbery job on an ATV [Dumbass] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 09:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14222022 Photoshop this dog [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14220648?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Photoshop this dog [Photoshop] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 09:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14220648 One of the Cornell 7, who is clearly used to getting his way no matter what, demands Letitia James be removed as prosecutor in his case because she expressed sympathy for the victim. Doesn't seem to realize prosecutors are ALLOWED to dislike criminals [Unlikely] https://www.fark.com/comments/14221776?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [162 comments] ]]> One of the Cornell 7, who is clearly used to getting his way no matter what, demands Letitia James be removed as prosecutor in his case because she expressed sympathy for the victim. Doesn't seem to realize prosecutors are ALLOWED to dislike criminals [Unlikely] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 08:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14221776 Day 1,689 of WW3: Yandex data centre's firewall proves insufficient against Ukrainian drone; U.K. to provide Ukraine with £54M winter aid package; and Ganon furious after Nobel Peace Prize announcement. This is your Friday Russo-Ukrainian war thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14221922?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [231 comments] ]]> Day 1,689 of WW3: Yandex data centre's firewall proves insufficient against Ukrainian drone; U.K. to provide Ukraine with £54M winter aid package; and Ganon furious after Nobel Peace Prize announcement. This is your Friday Russo-Ukrainian war thread [News] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14221922 Product name checks out [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14221796?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> Product name checks out [Fail] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 07:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14221796 Now there's a serial killer to spice up your daily routine [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14221772?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [31 comments] ]]> Now there's a serial killer to spice up your daily routine [Scary] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 06:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14221772 Please don't treat the new AI with cruelty just in case it really is conscious [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14221722?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [118 comments] ]]> Please don't treat the new AI with cruelty just in case it really is conscious [Scary] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 05:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14221722 Well here we are. Pismo Beach, and all the clams you can poach [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14221702?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> Well here we are. Pismo Beach, and all the clams you can poach [Asinine] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 04:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14221702 Is today a slow news day? It is? Good. Here's some slow news [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14221682?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> Is today a slow news day? It is? Good. Here's some slow news [Cool] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 03:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14221682 If you're going to donate something to a charity shop, don't make it a live bomb from WW2 [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14221348?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> If you're going to donate something to a charity shop, don't make it a live bomb from WW2 [Scary] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14221348 Safe to assume he was lying about something [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14221486?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Safe to assume he was lying about something [Scary] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 01:43:40 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14221486 Gambling with stupidity. I was told there would be no meth [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14220824?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [5 comments] ]]> Gambling with stupidity. I was told there would be no meth [Dumbass] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 01:05:30 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14220824 The added challenge of robbing the seller during a gun sale seems kind of obvious? [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14221420?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> The added challenge of robbing the seller during a gun sale seems kind of obvious? [Dumbass] Fri, 09 Oct 2026 00:27:20 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14221420