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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Sat, 29 Aug 2026 00:15:05 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif UCSD Research Team mark 9/11 25th Anniversary by recreating tech from "X-Files" spinoff "Lone Gunman" where title characters foiled Evil Government Cabal remotely hijacking passenger jet into World Trade Center [Ironic] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179322?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [1 comments] ]]> UCSD Research Team mark 9/11 25th Anniversary by recreating tech from "X-Files" spinoff "Lone Gunman" where title characters foiled Evil Government Cabal remotely hijacking passenger jet into World Trade Center [Ironic] Sat, 29 Aug 2026 00:00:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179322 Dirt biker undergoes "near-death experience" when swept away by flash flood, leading to his spiritual awakening to start fundraiser to replace totaled dirt bike [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179108?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> Dirt biker undergoes "near-death experience" when swept away by flash flood, leading to his spiritual awakening to start fundraiser to replace totaled dirt bike [Dumbass] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 23:24:46 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179108 Thanks to the Internet, Tennessee Governor Bill Lee announces Nashville's airport will be renamed Dolly Parton International Airport. No word if the call sign will be changed from BNA to DPA, or DDD [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179802?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [36 comments] ]]> Thanks to the Internet, Tennessee Governor Bill Lee announces Nashville's airport will be renamed Dolly Parton International Airport. No word if the call sign will be changed from BNA to DPA, or DDD [Followup] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 22:48:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179802 And going into the river G. Reaper is holding two kings and two queens. Will he get a full house? [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179586?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [12 comments] ]]> And going into the river G. Reaper is holding two kings and two queens. Will he get a full house? [Sad] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 22:13:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179586 A few snips of gene DNA with CRISPR-Cas9, and we may be able to erase high cholesterol for life, at least that is what the data shows so far [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179812?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> A few snips of gene DNA with CRISPR-Cas9, and we may be able to erase high cholesterol for life, at least that is what the data shows so far [Cool] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 22:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179812 Is it really an "unknown liquid" when Florida Man comes in your store? [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179816?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> Is it really an "unknown liquid" when Florida Man comes in your store? [Florida] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 21:37:10 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179816 Russia's doomsday radio erupts with coded messages. DRINK MOAR OVALTINE [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179808?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [41 comments] ]]> Russia's doomsday radio erupts with coded messages. DRINK MOAR OVALTINE [Interesting] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 21:04:53 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179808 Michigan high school put on lockdown in fear of the "Cat In The Hat" TikTok Challenge. A plate of Green Eggs & Ham oughtta clear that up [Silly] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179922?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> Michigan high school put on lockdown in fear of the "Cat In The Hat" TikTok Challenge. A plate of Green Eggs & Ham oughtta clear that up [Silly] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 20:32:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179922 Photoshop this pour [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14175970?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Photoshop this pour [Photoshop] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 20:00:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14175970 Good news FBI applicants, a history of hiring prostitutes or stealing from your employer is no longer disqualifying [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179864?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [67 comments] ]]> Good news FBI applicants, a history of hiring prostitutes or stealing from your employer is no longer disqualifying [Spiffy] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 19:19:24 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179864 "Peace was never an option" [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179200?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [36 comments] ]]> "Peace was never an option" [Scary] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 18:38:28 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179200 Carmen Electra poses topless in front of someone using the same camera that photographed bigfoot. And you should have read the whole headline before clicking. Tag is for her boobs [Fake] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179822?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [105 comments] ]]> Carmen Electra poses topless in front of someone using the same camera that photographed bigfoot. And you should have read the whole headline before clicking. Tag is for her boobs [Fake] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 17:57:32 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179822 Woman in 80s attacked by bear; it's unclear which one of them had the time machine [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179756?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> Woman in 80s attacked by bear; it's unclear which one of them had the time machine [Scary] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 17:42:11 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179756 Astronaut Jonny Kim leaves NASA. Will need to try to make his way in the world using only his backup skills as Navy SEAL, helicopter pilot, and medical doctor [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179734?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [33 comments] ]]> Astronaut Jonny Kim leaves NASA. Will need to try to make his way in the world using only his backup skills as Navy SEAL, helicopter pilot, and medical doctor [Interesting] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 17:24:55 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179734 Olympia launching pilot program allowing people to live in their cars. Although honestly, wouldn't that be a 'driver' program instead? [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179206?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [29 comments] ]]> Olympia launching pilot program allowing people to live in their cars. Although honestly, wouldn't that be a 'driver' program instead? [Murica] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 17:05:30 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179206 It's like that Monkey Christ painting, or the Ronaldo statue, only it looks like a zombie and it's the size of a house. Artist: "I was gonna finish iat" [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179326?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [25 comments] ]]> It's like that Monkey Christ painting, or the Ronaldo statue, only it looks like a zombie and it's the size of a house. Artist: "I was gonna finish iat" [Amusing] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 16:46:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179326 Flora, fauna, architecture, and photography are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 22-27 Tight Shirt Edition [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179776?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> Flora, fauna, architecture, and photography are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, August 22-27 Tight Shirt Edition [Weird] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 16:28:26 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179776 Explosive Lettuce Diarrhea Outbreak simultaneously expands to three more states and becomes Subby's new grunge calliope band name [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179278?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> Explosive Lettuce Diarrhea Outbreak simultaneously expands to three more states and becomes Subby's new grunge calliope band name [Sick] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 16:20:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179278 Photoshop this swimmer [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14175964?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> Photoshop this swimmer [Photoshop] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 16:00:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14175964 It's only logical that London's Science Museum will attempt to set a Guinness World Record for the most people performing the Vulcan Salute to celebrate Star Trek day. Live long and prosper [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179442?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> It's only logical that London's Science Museum will attempt to set a Guinness World Record for the most people performing the Vulcan Salute to celebrate Star Trek day. Live long and prosper [Cool] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 15:36:56 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179442 Shout out to Lake America Family Physicians for finally defeating Lake Ontario Family Physicians [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179270?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Shout out to Lake America Family Physicians for finally defeating Lake Ontario Family Physicians [Obvious] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 15:13:31 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179270 Sure, turn your back on an apex predator for a selfie, that's how you win at the Yellowstone Touron League [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179622?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [58 comments] ]]> Sure, turn your back on an apex predator for a selfie, that's how you win at the Yellowstone Touron League [Stupid] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 14:50:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179622 Yesterday: Flock CEO, we all need to compromise on privacy. Today: No, not like that [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179418?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [69 comments] ]]> Yesterday: Flock CEO, we all need to compromise on privacy. Today: No, not like that [Amusing] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 14:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179418 Today, in "Not a Drag Queen" we bring you this Amarillo man, because child sex crimes are Amarillo uber alles [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179220?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> Today, in "Not a Drag Queen" we bring you this Amarillo man, because child sex crimes are Amarillo uber alles [Sick] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 14:16:24 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179220 Christians recieve sign from above [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179604?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [40 comments] ]]> Christians recieve sign from above [Fail] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 14:15:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179604 Shaaaarrrkks in the desert. Fire in the sky [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179240?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Shaaaarrrkks in the desert. Fire in the sky [Interesting] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 13:59:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179240 "How'd you get caught?" "Detectives tracked me down with fingerprints on the gun. You?" "Snitch turned me in for money. You?" "Automatic dog treat dispenser caught me." And they all moved away on the Group W Bench [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179292?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [36 comments] ]]> "How'd you get caught?" "Detectives tracked me down with fingerprints on the gun. You?" "Snitch turned me in for money. You?" "Automatic dog treat dispenser caught me." And they all moved away on the Group W Bench [Florida] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 13:41:45 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179292 Longer potato rotations are linked to improved tuber quality, study finds, so get out there and play Spin the Potato even more [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179298?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Longer potato rotations are linked to improved tuber quality, study finds, so get out there and play Spin the Potato even more [Interesting] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 13:26:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179298 Mistakes were made [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179032?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [35 comments] ]]> Mistakes were made [Scary] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 12:58:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179032 🎵 It's the most wonderful time of the year 🎵 as Allston Christmas begins in Boston [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179246?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> 🎵 It's the most wonderful time of the year 🎵 as Allston Christmas begins in Boston [Spiffy] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 12:45:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179246 On this day in history, in 1988, hundreds were injured and sixty-nine killed when pyrotechnics at a Ramstein show got out of control [Vintage] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179296?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [21 comments] ]]> On this day in history, in 1988, hundreds were injured and sixty-nine killed when pyrotechnics at a Ramstein show got out of control [Vintage] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 12:32:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179296 Hello officer. I'm afraid you'll have to let me go. Here is an order from myself, Chief Justice John Roberts [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179380?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> Hello officer. I'm afraid you'll have to let me go. Here is an order from myself, Chief Justice John Roberts [Strange] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 12:20:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179380 Man jailed for throwing drugs into prison... Bizarrely fat, jiggly, topless man, with minimal throwing ability [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14178640?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> Man jailed for throwing drugs into prison... Bizarrely fat, jiggly, topless man, with minimal throwing ability [Strange] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 12:01:43 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14178640 "That chemical tank is not fit for continued service." "Eh, what do you know, you're just an inspector." Later: screams [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179226?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [47 comments] ]]> "That chemical tank is not fit for continued service." "Eh, what do you know, you're just an inspector." Later: screams [Followup] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 11:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179226 Subby will be using this paper the next time he teaches his students why it is so important to read the conflict of interest statements: "paid contractor of openAI... OpenAI... Contributed during her... At openAI" [Fake] https://www.fark.com/comments/14178838?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> Subby will be using this paper the next time he teaches his students why it is so important to read the conflict of interest statements: "paid contractor of openAI... OpenAI... Contributed during her... At openAI" [Fake] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 11:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14178838 Wanted man finally arrested after police officers play the Orange Chicken Gambit [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179210?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [25 comments] ]]> Wanted man finally arrested after police officers play the Orange Chicken Gambit [Amusing] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 10:53:30 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179210 A medieval ship was discovered in the ceiling of a German house, which has to be a navigation mistake on par with the Exxon Valdez [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179196?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [25 comments] ]]> A medieval ship was discovered in the ceiling of a German house, which has to be a navigation mistake on par with the Exxon Valdez [Cool] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 10:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179196 Bad: AI is now writing most of the internet. Good: 63% rise in the use of Oxford commas [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179044?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [61 comments] ]]> Bad: AI is now writing most of the internet. Good: 63% rise in the use of Oxford commas [Interesting] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 10:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179044 LGBTQ+ policy changes drag Queen church into court. Methodists [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179050?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [70 comments] ]]> LGBTQ+ policy changes drag Queen church into court. Methodists [Stupid] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 10:20:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179050 The lions of Madison County [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14178836?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [21 comments] ]]> The lions of Madison County [Scary] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 09:59:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14178836 Ratcliffe to Russia FSB: Y'all kinda suck [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14178862?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [43 comments] ]]> Ratcliffe to Russia FSB: Y'all kinda suck [Fail] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 09:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14178862 Happy 6-month anniversary to Operation Epstein Shield [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179016?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [93 comments] ]]> Happy 6-month anniversary to Operation Epstein Shield [Stupid] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 09:20:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179016 Photoshop this arch [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14175960?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Photoshop this arch [Photoshop] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 09:00:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14175960 "Canada's nerds demand state funeral for Montreal-born voice of Optimus Prime" [Hero] https://www.fark.com/comments/14178910?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> "Canada's nerds demand state funeral for Montreal-born voice of Optimus Prime" [Hero] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 08:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14178910 The king is dead, long live the king [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14178902?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [71 comments] ]]> The king is dead, long live the king [Sad] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 08:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14178902 Day 1,647 of WW3: Two evergreen headlines: after Ukraine strikes military targets in russia, russia strikes civilian targets in Ukraine; and a russian officer is assassinated in [rolls dice] St. Petersburg. This is your Friday Ukraine war thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14178926?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [199 comments] ]]> Day 1,647 of WW3: Two evergreen headlines: after Ukraine strikes military targets in russia, russia strikes civilian targets in Ukraine; and a russian officer is assassinated in [rolls dice] St. Petersburg. This is your Friday Ukraine war thread [News] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14178926 London's burning, London's burning [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14179036?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [36 comments] ]]> London's burning, London's burning [Scary] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 07:50:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14179036 Ok, we hear you. College is too expensive. Let's give you less education to fix that [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14178664?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [82 comments] ]]> Ok, we hear you. College is too expensive. Let's give you less education to fix that [Dumbass] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 07:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14178664 Free research station, available October, new tenants must be willing to watch 10,000 baby seals die [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14178770?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> Free research station, available October, new tenants must be willing to watch 10,000 baby seals die [Sad] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 06:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14178770 Old and busted: Getting arrested for drunk driving. New hotness: Getting arrested for drunk breastfeeding [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14178652?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Old and busted: Getting arrested for drunk driving. New hotness: Getting arrested for drunk breastfeeding [Florida] Fri, 28 Aug 2026 05:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14178652