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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Tue, 12 May 2026 09:40:05 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif This one time at band camp [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064940?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [2 comments] ]]> This one time at band camp [Interesting] Tue, 12 May 2026 09:39:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064940 And the bird at the back said, "Everyone, attack" / It's a Punta Marina blitz / And the bird in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya / It's a Punta Marina blitz" [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064876?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [4 comments] ]]> And the bird at the back said, "Everyone, attack" / It's a Punta Marina blitz / And the bird in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya / It's a Punta Marina blitz" [Strange] Tue, 12 May 2026 09:19:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064876 Great news on inflation When you exclude food and energy, which no one needs, inflation is only slightly bad [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064962?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> Great news on inflation When you exclude food and energy, which no one needs, inflation is only slightly bad [News] Tue, 12 May 2026 09:01:11 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064962 Photoshop this drone detector [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063240?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> Photoshop this drone detector [Photoshop] Tue, 12 May 2026 09:00:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063240 EBay: Go home, Gamestop, you're drunk [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064898?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> EBay: Go home, Gamestop, you're drunk [Obvious] Tue, 12 May 2026 08:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064898 It's amazing how Meta can't seem to do anything about fake scam accounts generating hundreds of millions of impressions and dollars [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064896?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> It's amazing how Meta can't seem to do anything about fake scam accounts generating hundreds of millions of impressions and dollars [Obvious] Tue, 12 May 2026 08:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064896 On the one hand, she's a reasonably attractive, fit 19-year-old woman. On the other, she plays a whole lot of pickleball. No idea where Fark will land on this [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064890?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [45 comments] ]]> On the one hand, she's a reasonably attractive, fit 19-year-old woman. On the other, she plays a whole lot of pickleball. No idea where Fark will land on this [Interesting] Tue, 12 May 2026 08:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064890 Texas teacher's aide arrested for pulling up 7 year old girl's shirt, compares her to porn star. Trump already working on pardon [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064520?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> Texas teacher's aide arrested for pulling up 7 year old girl's shirt, compares her to porn star. Trump already working on pardon [Sick] Tue, 12 May 2026 08:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064520 Remember when you called 911 and nobody showed up? That was bad. But now you call 911 and at least ICE will show up. Wait a minute, that's even worse [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064752?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> Remember when you called 911 and nobody showed up? That was bad. But now you call 911 and at least ICE will show up. Wait a minute, that's even worse [Asinine] Tue, 12 May 2026 08:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064752 Day 1,539 of WW3. Hungary's new government promises to stop abusing the EU's veto rights. Finland suggests avoiding any US involvement in negotiations with russia, and Moscow resumes terror-bombing Ukraine. This is your Tuesday Ukraine war thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064798?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [69 comments] ]]> Day 1,539 of WW3. Hungary's new government promises to stop abusing the EU's veto rights. Finland suggests avoiding any US involvement in negotiations with russia, and Moscow resumes terror-bombing Ukraine. This is your Tuesday Ukraine war thread [News] Tue, 12 May 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064798 Meet the video "clippers" who are helping AI ruin the internet [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064832?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [31 comments] ]]> Meet the video "clippers" who are helping AI ruin the internet [Stupid] Tue, 12 May 2026 07:45:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064832 Sorry folks, park's closed. The radioactive moose out front should've told ya [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064572?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Sorry folks, park's closed. The radioactive moose out front should've told ya [Interesting] Tue, 12 May 2026 07:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064572 Health care getting too expensive? Have we got a vending machine for you. We've got wound kits, Narcan, and an interactive touch screen to streamline the process [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064788?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> Health care getting too expensive? Have we got a vending machine for you. We've got wound kits, Narcan, and an interactive touch screen to streamline the process [Facepalm] Tue, 12 May 2026 07:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064788 The art of ragebait: How Japanese influencers do their voodoo at the expense of resident foreigners, explaining that their get-out-of-Japan messaging is just "a strategy to increase followers" [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064598?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> The art of ragebait: How Japanese influencers do their voodoo at the expense of resident foreigners, explaining that their get-out-of-Japan messaging is just "a strategy to increase followers" [Sick] Tue, 12 May 2026 05:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064598 Three ways to slow the brain's ageing. Step one: add unnecessary vowels to words [PSA] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064618?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> Three ways to slow the brain's ageing. Step one: add unnecessary vowels to words [PSA] Tue, 12 May 2026 04:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064618 Long time head of the Jewish Anti-Defamation League and sausage king of Chicago passes [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064612?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> Long time head of the Jewish Anti-Defamation League and sausage king of Chicago passes [Sad] Tue, 12 May 2026 03:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064612 Another senseless casualty of the right to bear arms [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064538?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> Another senseless casualty of the right to bear arms [Sad] Tue, 12 May 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064538 For today's "Is it a Beck lyric, or a tragic true story" competition, please vote on: I stood on a dog biscuit - it left me in a wheelchair [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063362?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> For today's "Is it a Beck lyric, or a tragic true story" competition, please vote on: I stood on a dog biscuit - it left me in a wheelchair [Scary] Tue, 12 May 2026 01:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063362 4 plex with 4 very different tenants. 2 of which might be farkers [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063978?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> 4 plex with 4 very different tenants. 2 of which might be farkers [Interesting] Tue, 12 May 2026 00:00:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063978 Gunman at large after five people shot at party in Marion County, proving that nothing good happens at 2 AM or in Florida any other time [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064036?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> Gunman at large after five people shot at party in Marion County, proving that nothing good happens at 2 AM or in Florida any other time [Florida] Mon, 11 May 2026 23:00:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064036 Incoming Hungarian Health Minister Zsolt Hegedűs continues his 2026 dance tour with a stop outside the Parliament building [Hero] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064254?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Incoming Hungarian Health Minister Zsolt Hegedűs continues his 2026 dance tour with a stop outside the Parliament building [Hero] Mon, 11 May 2026 22:00:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064254 Happy Mother's Day from Mr T [Sappy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063442?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> Happy Mother's Day from Mr T [Sappy] Mon, 11 May 2026 21:00:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063442 Photoshop this inspection [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14061880?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [12 comments] ]]> Photoshop this inspection [Photoshop] Mon, 11 May 2026 20:00:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14061880 Steve Hilton claims Del Taco is 'Authentic Mexican street food.' Also believes P.F. Chang's is the capital of China [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064412?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [110 comments] ]]> Steve Hilton claims Del Taco is 'Authentic Mexican street food.' Also believes P.F. Chang's is the capital of China [Dumbass] Mon, 11 May 2026 19:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064412 The real surprise isn't that three of the worst 20 commutes in the US are in NJ, squeezed between NYC and Philadelphia, it's that it is only three [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064198?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> The real surprise isn't that three of the worst 20 commutes in the US are in NJ, squeezed between NYC and Philadelphia, it's that it is only three [Obvious] Mon, 11 May 2026 18:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064198 When faced with the dilemma of stinky, nasty things on Florida beaches, experts recommend the 'just eat it' approach [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064034?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [38 comments] ]]> When faced with the dilemma of stinky, nasty things on Florida beaches, experts recommend the 'just eat it' approach [Florida] Mon, 11 May 2026 17:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064034 Pope dead at 91 [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064278?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [66 comments] ]]> Pope dead at 91 [News] Mon, 11 May 2026 17:31:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064278 When you fail to rake the Everglades properly [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064216?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> When you fail to rake the Everglades properly [Florida] Mon, 11 May 2026 17:09:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064216 Fark it, it's a rental [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064340?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> Fark it, it's a rental [Scary] Mon, 11 May 2026 16:50:39 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064340 As God is my witness, I thought Turkey airlines could fly (without catching fire) [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063754?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> As God is my witness, I thought Turkey airlines could fly (without catching fire) [Scary] Mon, 11 May 2026 16:33:23 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063754 Photoshop this urban observer [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14061872?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> Photoshop this urban observer [Photoshop] Mon, 11 May 2026 16:00:37 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14061872 Pfizer CEO discusses the impact on society of his company making life-saving drugs that nobody can afford. Nah, just kidding, CNN's doing another one of those "Look at how thoughtfully human billionaires are" fluff pieces [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063882?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> Pfizer CEO discusses the impact on society of his company making life-saving drugs that nobody can afford. Nah, just kidding, CNN's doing another one of those "Look at how thoughtfully human billionaires are" fluff pieces [Stupid] Mon, 11 May 2026 15:50:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063882 Four middle-aged goblins, a dragon, and an emotionally compromised bucket discover the real fairy gold was Schedule I substances all along [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064122?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [30 comments] ]]> Four middle-aged goblins, a dragon, and an emotionally compromised bucket discover the real fairy gold was Schedule I substances all along [Followup] Mon, 11 May 2026 15:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064122 Apparently, the remake of The People Under the Stairs is going to be a reality series [Creepy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063520?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [33 comments] ]]> Apparently, the remake of The People Under the Stairs is going to be a reality series [Creepy] Mon, 11 May 2026 14:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063520 You know you're really over the hill when you realize you have 'old person smell' [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064124?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [75 comments] ]]> You know you're really over the hill when you realize you have 'old person smell' [Awkward] Mon, 11 May 2026 14:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064124 Driver cited after being caught drinking 151 in McLaren on I-5. Sorry, I misread that - Driver cited after being caught *driving* 151 in McLaren on I-5 [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064116?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [66 comments] ]]> Driver cited after being caught drinking 151 in McLaren on I-5. Sorry, I misread that - Driver cited after being caught *driving* 151 in McLaren on I-5 [Murica] Mon, 11 May 2026 14:05:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064116 Beautiful old abandoned movie theaters that were turned into grocery or drug stores. Or parking lots [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064038?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [65 comments] ]]> Beautiful old abandoned movie theaters that were turned into grocery or drug stores. Or parking lots [Interesting] Mon, 11 May 2026 13:49:55 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064038 Gas station prices hate high has prices, too, mainly because they have to start stocking all that ARM/LEG/1STBORN signage [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064108?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [35 comments] ]]> Gas station prices hate high has prices, too, mainly because they have to start stocking all that ARM/LEG/1STBORN signage [Obvious] Mon, 11 May 2026 13:36:51 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064108 Descendants of a notorious Dutch SS collaborator have absolutely no idea how a masterpiece plundered from the Netherlands by Hermann Goering could have possibly ended up in their home [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064102?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [21 comments] ]]> Descendants of a notorious Dutch SS collaborator have absolutely no idea how a masterpiece plundered from the Netherlands by Hermann Goering could have possibly ended up in their home [Dumbass] Mon, 11 May 2026 13:23:47 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064102 Around one hundred hot dogs stolen in overnight burglary at Central Florida school. Police now relishing the chance to play ketchup as the offenders move their buns [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064032?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [31 comments] ]]> Around one hundred hot dogs stolen in overnight burglary at Central Florida school. Police now relishing the chance to play ketchup as the offenders move their buns [Florida] Mon, 11 May 2026 13:10:43 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064032 The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 11 is paragon, as in "I asked if the Doublemint Twins were still here, and she replied, 'Paragon'" [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063844?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 11 is paragon, as in "I asked if the Doublemint Twins were still here, and she replied, 'Paragon'" [Amusing] Mon, 11 May 2026 12:58:35 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063844 Sailor finds decomposing rat inside energy drink he's consuming, goes to ER for help, advised "with the chemicals that are in Monster, that it should be OK" [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063820?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [46 comments] ]]> Sailor finds decomposing rat inside energy drink he's consuming, goes to ER for help, advised "with the chemicals that are in Monster, that it should be OK" [Obvious] Mon, 11 May 2026 12:46:27 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063820 The size of his...wallet? [Giggity] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064056?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [49 comments] ]]> The size of his...wallet? [Giggity] Mon, 11 May 2026 12:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064056 Potato futures record dramatic surge of more than 700 percent in less than a month, with analysts observing that the potato futures are so bright, they gotta wear spuds [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064048?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [25 comments] ]]> Potato futures record dramatic surge of more than 700 percent in less than a month, with analysts observing that the potato futures are so bright, they gotta wear spuds [Interesting] Mon, 11 May 2026 12:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064048 People suddenly start to understand what "no more resupply ships" actually means. EVERYBODY PANIC [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064070?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [260 comments] ]]> People suddenly start to understand what "no more resupply ships" actually means. EVERYBODY PANIC [Obvious] Mon, 11 May 2026 12:35:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064070 Some guy wins $1100 in court after his family didn't wake up early enough to get sun loungers on vacation in Greece [Silly] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063716?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> Some guy wins $1100 in court after his family didn't wake up early enough to get sun loungers on vacation in Greece [Silly] Mon, 11 May 2026 12:31:47 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063716 If you're heading to the DC War Memorial, be sure to bring some quarters so you can play Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell the video game [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064022?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [25 comments] ]]> If you're heading to the DC War Memorial, be sure to bring some quarters so you can play Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell the video game [Interesting] Mon, 11 May 2026 12:19:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064022 Cruise ship with over 100 sick passengers arrives at Port Canaveral, Florida. Not the Hantavirus ship, this is just a regular Norovirus Cruise [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064040?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> Cruise ship with over 100 sick passengers arrives at Port Canaveral, Florida. Not the Hantavirus ship, this is just a regular Norovirus Cruise [Florida] Mon, 11 May 2026 12:06:31 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064040 I guess the moral of this story is, if you steal dildoes, don't sell them back to the dildo company [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14064014?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> I guess the moral of this story is, if you steal dildoes, don't sell them back to the dildo company [Interesting] Mon, 11 May 2026 11:53:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14064014 The Argentinian city of Ushuaia, located at the far southern tip of the country, has long been known as "The End of the World." And, as the probable birthplace of the Hantavirus outbreak, that name may be more appropriate than anyone guessed [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14063860?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> The Argentinian city of Ushuaia, located at the far southern tip of the country, has long been known as "The End of the World." And, as the probable birthplace of the Hantavirus outbreak, that name may be more appropriate than anyone guessed [Scary] Mon, 11 May 2026 11:41:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14063860