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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Thu, 23 Jul 2026 16:55:03 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif Sometimes winning the Powerball sucks [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140476?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [3 comments] ]]> Sometimes winning the Powerball sucks [Facepalm] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 16:51:29 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140476 The Native Americans in Arizona fought a long, hard, bitter battle to prevent shipments of uranium from crossing their territories. They said "there will be accidents." The corporations mining the uranium won that fight. Now the accidents begin [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139708?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> The Native Americans in Arizona fought a long, hard, bitter battle to prevent shipments of uranium from crossing their territories. They said "there will be accidents." The corporations mining the uranium won that fight. Now the accidents begin [Obvious] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 16:34:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139708 Listen, my children, and you shall hear / The midnight heist of the mascot from Sinclair / Unmoored from the pavement, ten miles he'd drift / A dinosaur bolted tight on a sheer mountain cliff [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139728?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> Listen, my children, and you shall hear / The midnight heist of the mascot from Sinclair / Unmoored from the pavement, ten miles he'd drift / A dinosaur bolted tight on a sheer mountain cliff [Weird] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 16:17:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139728 Photoshop this roof gator [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14137836?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [6 comments] ]]> Photoshop this roof gator [Photoshop] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 16:00:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14137836 You can take the man out of Florida, but you can't take Florida out of the man [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139734?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [6 comments] ]]> You can take the man out of Florida, but you can't take Florida out of the man [Florida] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 15:45:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139734 4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine and Lucky. Trump McConnell Misinformation edition [Live] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139514?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [3 comments] ]]> 4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine and Lucky. Trump McConnell Misinformation edition [Live] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 15:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139514 Pssst. Wanna see an orca ram a sunfish so hard that the sunfish literally explodes? Of course you do. Also what the hell is wrong with you [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139966?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [43 comments] ]]> Pssst. Wanna see an orca ram a sunfish so hard that the sunfish literally explodes? Of course you do. Also what the hell is wrong with you [Cool] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 14:53:22 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139966 Today is National Vanilla Ice Cream Day, because even if you enjoy every other possible position, depravity, roleplay, or fetish, sometimes vanilla can be enjoyable too [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140262?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> Today is National Vanilla Ice Cream Day, because even if you enjoy every other possible position, depravity, roleplay, or fetish, sometimes vanilla can be enjoyable too [Cool] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 14:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140262 Trump close to making a decision on 'massive attack' against Iran. Possibly involving EMPs from KMFDM [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140386?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [89 comments] ]]> Trump close to making a decision on 'massive attack' against Iran. Possibly involving EMPs from KMFDM [Facepalm] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 14:24:20 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140386 Suspected grenade found in Eagle Rock backyard, as their rivalry with their hated nemesis from nearby Fraggle Rock threatens to boil over [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140158?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> Suspected grenade found in Eagle Rock backyard, as their rivalry with their hated nemesis from nearby Fraggle Rock threatens to boil over [Scary] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 14:11:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140158 TikTok influencers are about to get the green light to shill the next fad [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140180?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> TikTok influencers are about to get the green light to shill the next fad [Asinine] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 13:58:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140180 Milk recalled after penicillin discovered in it. On the plus side your infections will clear right up [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140094?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> Milk recalled after penicillin discovered in it. On the plus side your infections will clear right up [Fail] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 13:42:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140094 Surfing can be a good way to stay in shape and cool off, but subway surfing can be painful, as in this girl's case, and in some cases deadly [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140060?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> Surfing can be a good way to stay in shape and cool off, but subway surfing can be painful, as in this girl's case, and in some cases deadly [Facepalm] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 13:30:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140060 Dreaming of melons? Go out and buy yourself some Dream Melons, offered this year in five varieties. Then go home and bury your face in them melons. Melons [Boobies] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139880?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [36 comments] ]]> Dreaming of melons? Go out and buy yourself some Dream Melons, offered this year in five varieties. Then go home and bury your face in them melons. Melons [Boobies] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 13:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139880 On this day in history, in 1914, Austria-Hungary issued a hardline ultimatum to Serbia over the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand. And everyone lived happily ever after [Vintage] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140236?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> On this day in history, in 1914, Austria-Hungary issued a hardline ultimatum to Serbia over the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand. And everyone lived happily ever after [Vintage] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 13:10:56 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140236 Caption this lookout [Caption] https://www.fark.com/comments/14138558?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Caption this lookout [Caption] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 13:01:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14138558 Resident forced to remove emotional support chickens by local government. Muppet Gonzo is heartbroken [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139836?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> Resident forced to remove emotional support chickens by local government. Muppet Gonzo is heartbroken [Interesting] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 12:50:15 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139836 "They're, ahhh...They're flocking this way" [Creepy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140012?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [35 comments] ]]> "They're, ahhh...They're flocking this way" [Creepy] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 12:39:30 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140012 The porn industry is getting into butt cracks [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140200?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [38 comments] ]]> The porn industry is getting into butt cracks [Asinine] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 12:28:45 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140200 New Washington law says landlords can't ban portable AC units. In worse news, landlords were previously banning portable AC units [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140098?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [48 comments] ]]> New Washington law says landlords can't ban portable AC units. In worse news, landlords were previously banning portable AC units [Cool] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 12:18:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140098 Well kids, the good news is the daycare now has a pool and you get to see firefighters today. The bad news is, the daycare IS the pool and you don't get to stay to swim [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139588?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [4 comments] ]]> Well kids, the good news is the daycare now has a pool and you get to see firefighters today. The bad news is, the daycare IS the pool and you don't get to stay to swim [Strange] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 11:56:31 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139588 Crude oil tops $100. Now pay up. Everyone who's not a moron knows that two straits beats a pair of jokers [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140154?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [72 comments] ]]> Crude oil tops $100. Now pay up. Everyone who's not a moron knows that two straits beats a pair of jokers [News] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 11:45:47 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140154 This guy did this at a Catholic cemetery. This was never covered at CCD. Bonus: This is subby's family cemetery [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139814?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> This guy did this at a Catholic cemetery. This was never covered at CCD. Bonus: This is subby's family cemetery [Murica] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 11:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139814 Meet the 100yo artist who flattened a Tesla with a tank. "I'm not a revolutionary, I'm a simple rebel" So say we all [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139802?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> Meet the 100yo artist who flattened a Tesla with a tank. "I'm not a revolutionary, I'm a simple rebel" So say we all [Followup] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 11:24:18 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139802 I-5 traffic near the Army and Air Force's Joint Base Lewis-McChord is blocked this morning by a bunch of colonels. Wait, I might have misspelled something [Misc] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140086?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> I-5 traffic near the Army and Air Force's Joint Base Lewis-McChord is blocked this morning by a bunch of colonels. Wait, I might have misspelled something [Misc] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 11:12:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140086 That which does not kill you plans the next attempt better [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139772?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [2 comments] ]]> That which does not kill you plans the next attempt better [Obvious] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 11:01:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139772 "Police said the dispute escalated into a fist fight involving a hammer and leaf blower." What is this, a cut scene from Disney's Fantasia? [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139782?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> "Police said the dispute escalated into a fist fight involving a hammer and leaf blower." What is this, a cut scene from Disney's Fantasia? [Scary] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 10:52:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139782 Bill Gates ignored repeated warnings about Epstein, independent Gates Foundation review finds, putting the judgement of the man who OK'd Windows ME and Clippy into question [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140102?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [63 comments] ]]> Bill Gates ignored repeated warnings about Epstein, independent Gates Foundation review finds, putting the judgement of the man who OK'd Windows ME and Clippy into question [Sick] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 10:42:57 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140102 Your kids suck and it's killing them. Possibly you, too [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14140024?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Your kids suck and it's killing them. Possibly you, too [Followup] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 10:34:20 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14140024 For the last time, AP, the answer to the question, "Is it a good idea?" when the original statement that caused the question is "Trump officials want it" will always, without exception, be "No" [Unlikely] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139960?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> For the last time, AP, the answer to the question, "Is it a good idea?" when the original statement that caused the question is "Trump officials want it" will always, without exception, be "No" [Unlikely] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 10:25:10 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139960 Woman takes gas-station kratom gummies for a week, very nearly cures all her ills [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139774?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [46 comments] ]]> Woman takes gas-station kratom gummies for a week, very nearly cures all her ills [Scary] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 10:16:01 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139774 Meet the Catholic nuns who have just one mission in life: To help clergy abuse survivors. Wait. They're not doing phrasing in that headline, are they? [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139928?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> Meet the Catholic nuns who have just one mission in life: To help clergy abuse survivors. Wait. They're not doing phrasing in that headline, are they? [Facepalm] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 10:07:20 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139928 What does it say about us? It says that we're a nation of vapid morons who absolutely deserve every bad thing that's happening to us [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139934?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> What does it say about us? It says that we're a nation of vapid morons who absolutely deserve every bad thing that's happening to us [Murica] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 09:58:40 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139934 Wait. Women get cooling bras but men don't? That doesn't seem fair [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139970?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [31 comments] ]]> Wait. Women get cooling bras but men don't? That doesn't seem fair [Interesting] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 09:50:23 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139970 Do you need relief from this dystopian hellscape? Do you enjoy sitting in small metal boxes? Well this is your lucky day [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139620?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [35 comments] ]]> Do you need relief from this dystopian hellscape? Do you enjoy sitting in small metal boxes? Well this is your lucky day [Spiffy] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 09:42:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139620 Gen Z is blaming their parents for their problems. Because no generation has ever done THAT before. But they have a point this time [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139766?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [52 comments] ]]> Gen Z is blaming their parents for their problems. Because no generation has ever done THAT before. But they have a point this time [Obvious] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 09:31:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139766 The St. Lawrence River Poker Run speed limit is 30 MPH, boys, so 157 MPH earns your whole team a ticket, 6 violations, one arrest, and you are banned for life [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139640?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [21 comments] ]]> The St. Lawrence River Poker Run speed limit is 30 MPH, boys, so 157 MPH earns your whole team a ticket, 6 violations, one arrest, and you are banned for life [Dumbass] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 09:20:34 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139640 Heads up - It's National Lemon Day. Who wants to party? [Silly] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139834?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [28 comments] ]]> Heads up - It's National Lemon Day. Who wants to party? [Silly] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 09:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139834 THiS MEANS WAR [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139874?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [29 comments] ]]> THiS MEANS WAR [Obvious] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 09:10:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139874 Photoshop this portrayer and portrayee [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14137028?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> Photoshop this portrayer and portrayee [Photoshop] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 09:00:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14137028 'Bucket filled with organs' found during search of funeral home. Some headlines don't need improvement. Can't say the same for some incidents [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139944?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [42 comments] ]]> 'Bucket filled with organs' found during search of funeral home. Some headlines don't need improvement. Can't say the same for some incidents [Awkward] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 08:47:34 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139944 Remember the scene from Terminator where the humans are hiding in the rubble, trying to avoid the flying hunter-killers? Welcome to the Ukraine "kill zone" [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139902?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [44 comments] ]]> Remember the scene from Terminator where the humans are hiding in the rubble, trying to avoid the flying hunter-killers? Welcome to the Ukraine "kill zone" [Scary] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 08:35:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139902 Protests in Madison, WI after police executed handcuffed black man [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139550?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [155 comments] ]]> Protests in Madison, WI after police executed handcuffed black man [News] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 08:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139550 Your call, fat or bald [PSA] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139648?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> Your call, fat or bald [PSA] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 08:17:31 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139648 Men-only gym aims to "protect Christian men from succumbing to lust." In related news, Grindr just found a new epicenter of hookups outside a GOP convention [Giggity] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139816?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [132 comments] ]]> Men-only gym aims to "protect Christian men from succumbing to lust." In related news, Grindr just found a new epicenter of hookups outside a GOP convention [Giggity] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 08:05:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139816 Day 1,611 of WW3. Lapdog Lavrov wants to meet Rubio in Manila in Moscow's never-ending quest to avoid talking to Kyiv. Orc mil-bloggers are panicking about Drapatyi's appointment as UAF Commander in Chief. This is your Thursday Ukraine war thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139800?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [200 comments] ]]> Day 1,611 of WW3. Lapdog Lavrov wants to meet Rubio in Manila in Moscow's never-ending quest to avoid talking to Kyiv. Orc mil-bloggers are panicking about Drapatyi's appointment as UAF Commander in Chief. This is your Thursday Ukraine war thread [News] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139800 As we all know because we're very intelligent, global sea-surface temps break record highs for fifty days in a row *every* summer [Creepy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139490?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> As we all know because we're very intelligent, global sea-surface temps break record highs for fifty days in a row *every* summer [Creepy] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 07:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139490 Anonymous sources report Iranian drone attacks struck and damaged at least two secret CIA facilities in Saudi Arabia and Iraq, prompting questions about who provided the required intel and technology. Was it Russia? China? Mossad? DEMOCRATS? [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139608?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [45 comments] ]]> Anonymous sources report Iranian drone attacks struck and damaged at least two secret CIA facilities in Saudi Arabia and Iraq, prompting questions about who provided the required intel and technology. Was it Russia? China? Mossad? DEMOCRATS? [Interesting] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 06:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139608 All those videos of creators claiming to win big on Polymarket? They're faked, using a simulated website. "18 videos showed creators celebrating nearly $900,000 in winnings, even though those same bets would have actually lost more than $166,000" [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139688?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [35 comments] ]]> All those videos of creators claiming to win big on Polymarket? They're faked, using a simulated website. "18 videos showed creators celebrating nearly $900,000 in winnings, even though those same bets would have actually lost more than $166,000" [Obvious] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 05:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139688 Pastor's wife and son arrested for following scripture [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14139488?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [62 comments] ]]> Pastor's wife and son arrested for following scripture [Sick] Thu, 23 Jul 2026 04:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14139488