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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Mon, 22 Jun 2026 19:25:03 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif If after going to the bathroom Law Enforcement and First Responders have to show up and decontaminate you, you are doing it wrong. Bonus: Not The White House [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107732?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> If after going to the bathroom Law Enforcement and First Responders have to show up and decontaminate you, you are doing it wrong. Bonus: Not The White House [Dumbass] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 19:02:44 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107732 Madonna's talk with Netflix to do a biopic fell apart due to creative differences. And Madonna's refusal to include her history with Weird Al Yankovic [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107772?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> Madonna's talk with Netflix to do a biopic fell apart due to creative differences. And Madonna's refusal to include her history with Weird Al Yankovic [Fail] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 18:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107772 'Devil' could use tech to destroy the world. As if we need The Devil to help with that, we're doing fine on our own already [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107512?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> 'Devil' could use tech to destroy the world. As if we need The Devil to help with that, we're doing fine on our own already [Scary] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 18:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107512 Today in Peak Murica: Last truck on the trailer is a rotten egg [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107468?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> Today in Peak Murica: Last truck on the trailer is a rotten egg [Amusing] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 18:00:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107468 Today is the 30th anniversary of Quake I would type more but I'm busy playing Quake [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107668?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> Today is the 30th anniversary of Quake I would type more but I'm busy playing Quake [Cool] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 17:54:36 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107668 Abergavenny Man approaches interdimensional travel with all the caution and scientific rigor of a man who has recently taken DMT on a private jet [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107364?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> Abergavenny Man approaches interdimensional travel with all the caution and scientific rigor of a man who has recently taken DMT on a private jet [Followup] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 17:30:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107364 "Snap up these deals quicker than a croc can catch a kid" [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107440?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> "Snap up these deals quicker than a croc can catch a kid" [Awkward] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 17:05:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107440 Protip: Putting your drugs in a bag labelled "Definitely Not Full of Drugs" does not prevent police from searching the bag [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107568?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [25 comments] ]]> Protip: Putting your drugs in a bag labelled "Definitely Not Full of Drugs" does not prevent police from searching the bag [Dumbass] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 16:44:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107568 Armed man killed in deputy shooting at Sanford block party, will no longer be a big dummy [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107236?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [2 comments] ]]> Armed man killed in deputy shooting at Sanford block party, will no longer be a big dummy [Florida] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 16:22:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107236 Photoshop these picture takers [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106436?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> Photoshop these picture takers [Photoshop] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 16:00:25 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106436 Bear seen roaming MA backfield causing New Englanders distressed flashbacks to Super Bowl XX [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107614?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [12 comments] ]]> Bear seen roaming MA backfield causing New Englanders distressed flashbacks to Super Bowl XX [Scary] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 15:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107614 A reason the US was going to invade Greenland was so "you could bring back all-you-can-eat shrimp at Red Lobster." Submitter would like to remind you that we once put a man on the moon and brought him back safely [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107632?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [123 comments] ]]> A reason the US was going to invade Greenland was so "you could bring back all-you-can-eat shrimp at Red Lobster." Submitter would like to remind you that we once put a man on the moon and brought him back safely [Stupid] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 15:32:44 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107632 If you've been taking Chlorthalidone for your high blood pressure, this news might not help much more than those pills [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107500?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> If you've been taking Chlorthalidone for your high blood pressure, this news might not help much more than those pills [Fail] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 15:05:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107500 It's amazing you rubes are still not convinced after all these confirmed fuzy Loch Ness Monster sightings in 2026 (possible nsfw content on page) [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106876?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> It's amazing you rubes are still not convinced after all these confirmed fuzy Loch Ness Monster sightings in 2026 (possible nsfw content on page) [Facepalm] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 15:05:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106876 France sizzles in a week of punishing heat that is already causing deaths, with some reports stating that it's so hot you could braise a Coq a Vin with lardons and mushrooms on the sidewalk. Or just fry an egg, if you're a philistine or something [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107204?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [45 comments] ]]> France sizzles in a week of punishing heat that is already causing deaths, with some reports stating that it's so hot you could braise a Coq a Vin with lardons and mushrooms on the sidewalk. Or just fry an egg, if you're a philistine or something [Scary] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 14:46:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107204 Today's reminder that people are out there still using Tesla's autopilot feature, which is neither auto nor pilot but is definitely all Tesla [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107488?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [66 comments] ]]> Today's reminder that people are out there still using Tesla's autopilot feature, which is neither auto nor pilot but is definitely all Tesla [Sad] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 14:35:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107488 Iceland: Nuke the whales. Because you gotta nuke something [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107398?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> Iceland: Nuke the whales. Because you gotta nuke something [Interesting] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 14:27:51 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107398 "If there is any sport where we haven't had a betting scandal yet, it's because we don't have the tools to detect it" [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107376?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [32 comments] ]]> "If there is any sport where we haven't had a betting scandal yet, it's because we don't have the tools to detect it" [Followup] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 14:12:26 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107376 On this day in history, in 1944, FDR signed the G.I. Bill, which was a follow-up to the lesser-known G.I. George and yet still less successful than G.I. Joe [Vintage] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107242?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [28 comments] ]]> On this day in history, in 1944, FDR signed the G.I. Bill, which was a follow-up to the lesser-known G.I. George and yet still less successful than G.I. Joe [Vintage] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 13:58:57 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107242 The potato store is becoming a strategic asset. Can the National Strategic Potato Reserve be far behind? [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107260?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> The potato store is becoming a strategic asset. Can the National Strategic Potato Reserve be far behind? [Interesting] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 13:46:49 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107260 The Supreme Court has reinstated Pedro Hernandez's murder conviction of 6-year Etan Patz, one of the first missing children to appear on milk cartons [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107432?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> The Supreme Court has reinstated Pedro Hernandez's murder conviction of 6-year Etan Patz, one of the first missing children to appear on milk cartons [Followup] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 13:35:42 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107432 You're 87. Which scratch ticket prize would you choose - $1.6 million now, or $10,000 a month for the rest of your life? [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107498?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [47 comments] ]]> You're 87. Which scratch ticket prize would you choose - $1.6 million now, or $10,000 a month for the rest of your life? [Interesting] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 13:35:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107498 Economists thought prediction markets would be a panacea. But shysters will corrupt and rig anything they can bet on, and the obvious ensued [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107430?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [47 comments] ]]> Economists thought prediction markets would be a panacea. But shysters will corrupt and rig anything they can bet on, and the obvious ensued [Followup] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 13:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107430 Not news: building a car out of Lego. News: building a life-size car our of Lego. Awesome: building a life-size, working replica of a Koenigsegg Sadair Spear out of Lego and getting it up to 69mph on the track [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107226?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> Not news: building a car out of Lego. News: building a life-size car our of Lego. Awesome: building a life-size, working replica of a Koenigsegg Sadair Spear out of Lego and getting it up to 69mph on the track [Spiffy] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 13:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107226 Andy Burnham knows how to get Britain's boozers on his side if he becomes Prime Minister: free beer. Not really free beer but it's in the same general direction [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107370?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> Andy Burnham knows how to get Britain's boozers on his side if he becomes Prime Minister: free beer. Not really free beer but it's in the same general direction [Spiffy] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 13:04:59 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107370 Ukraine has already demonstarted that cheap-ish drones are better than expensive tanks and missiles, now their basic sensors are doing a better job (right now) than Trump's planned Golden Shower I mean Dome [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107436?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [62 comments] ]]> Ukraine has already demonstarted that cheap-ish drones are better than expensive tanks and missiles, now their basic sensors are doing a better job (right now) than Trump's planned Golden Shower I mean Dome [Interesting] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 12:49:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107436 Not news: magician disappears. News; magician actually disappears. Fark: his last name is Hidden [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107022?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Not news: magician disappears. News; magician actually disappears. Fark: his last name is Hidden [Strange] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 12:34:17 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107022 Math question: If an Indiana man is facing 102 charges in Clark County after allegedly shooting deer from a vehicle, and 7 charges in Jefferson County, do you think it would be best if people in Indiana did not shoot deer from a vehicle? [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107294?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [27 comments] ]]> Math question: If an Indiana man is facing 102 charges in Clark County after allegedly shooting deer from a vehicle, and 7 charges in Jefferson County, do you think it would be best if people in Indiana did not shoot deer from a vehicle? [Facepalm] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 12:21:24 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107294 How to improve your agility. Subby just plays lots of dice games in KCD2 [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107348?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> How to improve your agility. Subby just plays lots of dice games in KCD2 [Interesting] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 12:20:07 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107348 Although it's not the anniversary, let us remember the most important battle of World War 2, where Australian troops valiantly fought against Americans. Lest We Forget. Wait, what? [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106708?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Although it's not the anniversary, let us remember the most important battle of World War 2, where Australian troops valiantly fought against Americans. Lest We Forget. Wait, what? [Interesting] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 12:08:32 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106708 So what they're saying is if you want a successful phishing campaign against a hospital, promise PTO [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107340?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [31 comments] ]]> So what they're saying is if you want a successful phishing campaign against a hospital, promise PTO [Fail] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 11:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107340 Young K-pop female girl group goes viral for honest dieting tips to fans who can't fit into their skirts. That's right: buy bigger skirts because "There's nothing wrong with you. The skirt is the problem" [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107012?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [92 comments] ]]> Young K-pop female girl group goes viral for honest dieting tips to fans who can't fit into their skirts. That's right: buy bigger skirts because "There's nothing wrong with you. The skirt is the problem" [Amusing] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 11:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107012 Sure, at one hundred million dollars it's a little pricey, but it has a walk in refrigerated vodak tasting room [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107350?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [75 comments] ]]> Sure, at one hundred million dollars it's a little pricey, but it has a walk in refrigerated vodak tasting room [Cool] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 11:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107350 Headline: could super El Nino trigger a global food crisis? Article: "It is misleading, though, to treat any resulting famine as a natural outcome." Editor: whatever, keep the headline [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107302?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [27 comments] ]]> Headline: could super El Nino trigger a global food crisis? Article: "It is misleading, though, to treat any resulting famine as a natural outcome." Editor: whatever, keep the headline [Scary] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 11:08:55 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107302 GLP-1s to solve climate change, you're free to install coal rollers on your Tesla now [Unlikely] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107194?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [28 comments] ]]> GLP-1s to solve climate change, you're free to install coal rollers on your Tesla now [Unlikely] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 10:54:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107194 Man killed in Puyallup crash involving semi-truck. Please, people, keep your Puyallups off the roads [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107172?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> Man killed in Puyallup crash involving semi-truck. Please, people, keep your Puyallups off the roads [Scary] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 10:36:21 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107172 If four new mothers delivered triplets at the same time, which one went home without a baby? Show your math [Sappy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107142?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> If four new mothers delivered triplets at the same time, which one went home without a baby? Show your math [Sappy] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 10:19:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107142 Rupert Grint wins bid to build eco-village; still waiting on that bid for a comb [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107150?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> Rupert Grint wins bid to build eco-village; still waiting on that bid for a comb [Cool] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 10:04:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107150 Want free healthcare in New York? Become a sex worker [Giggity] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106774?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [45 comments] ]]> Want free healthcare in New York? Become a sex worker [Giggity] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 09:50:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106774 "He allowed them to breed because he thought that's what they wanted to do" [Asinine] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107052?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [45 comments] ]]> "He allowed them to breed because he thought that's what they wanted to do" [Asinine] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 09:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107052 It's almost Amazon Prime Day, everybody. How are you going to celebrate your addiction to needless overconsumption? [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107122?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [101 comments] ]]> It's almost Amazon Prime Day, everybody. How are you going to celebrate your addiction to needless overconsumption? [Stupid] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 09:20:49 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107122 It's your Maker Monday thread, practical lasers edition. Show off your laser projects (or whatever else you have going on). LGT lasering your 3D prints for permanent marking [Plug] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106637?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> It's your Maker Monday thread, practical lasers edition. Show off your laser projects (or whatever else you have going on). LGT lasering your 3D prints for permanent marking [Plug] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 09:00:49 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106637 Photoshop this nighttime scene [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106128?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Photoshop this nighttime scene [Photoshop] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 09:00:25 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106128 Old man falls off stage after saying Taylor Swift is a psi op. So metal [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107028?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [96 comments] ]]> Old man falls off stage after saying Taylor Swift is a psi op. So metal [Dumbass] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 08:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107028 Waving an American flag at a protest? Deadly force authorized [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106848?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [29 comments] ]]> Waving an American flag at a protest? Deadly force authorized [Scary] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 08:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106848 Alan Deadspan [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107140?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [123 comments] ]]> Alan Deadspan [News] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 08:18:18 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107140 Day 1,580 of WW3. Orcistan resumes shooting at merchant vessels near Odesa. Orc ballistic missiles take advantage of Ukraine's Patriot missile shortage, and some rich guy in London resigns his government job. This is your Monday Ukraine War thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14107042?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [192 comments] ]]> Day 1,580 of WW3. Orcistan resumes shooting at merchant vessels near Odesa. Orc ballistic missiles take advantage of Ukraine's Patriot missile shortage, and some rich guy in London resigns his government job. This is your Monday Ukraine War thread [News] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14107042 Wait, whaaat? [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106884?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [52 comments] ]]> Wait, whaaat? [Spiffy] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 07:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106884 The Road Warrior: Crimea [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106956?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [28 comments] ]]> The Road Warrior: Crimea [Interesting] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 06:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106956 Well, that's just The Height of Stupidity [Cool] https://www.fark.com/comments/14106592?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> Well, that's just The Height of Stupidity [Cool] Mon, 22 Jun 2026 05:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14106592