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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Sat, 19 Sep 2026 04:25:03 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif I will totally get away with murdering my wife because no one will ever read these texts ha ha [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201912?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [3 comments] ]]> I will totally get away with murdering my wife because no one will ever read these texts ha ha [Dumbass] Sat, 19 Sep 2026 03:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201912 Let's see AI replace the lucrative occupation of dumpster diving [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14200764?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [2 comments] ]]> Let's see AI replace the lucrative occupation of dumpster diving [Interesting] Sat, 19 Sep 2026 02:35:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14200764 Former CEO of Dutch Royal Airlines can kill you with a tray [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201420?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [3 comments] ]]> Former CEO of Dutch Royal Airlines can kill you with a tray [Dumbass] Sat, 19 Sep 2026 01:48:47 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201420 Death Valley manages to get even hotter and deathier [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14200722?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Death Valley manages to get even hotter and deathier [Scary] Sat, 19 Sep 2026 00:48:47 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14200722 Anal Bum Covers no doubt saved for Final Jeopardy [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201808?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> Anal Bum Covers no doubt saved for Final Jeopardy [Amusing] Sat, 19 Sep 2026 00:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201808 Moss Landing Power Station catches fire forcing shelter in place order (again) [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201756?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> Moss Landing Power Station catches fire forcing shelter in place order (again) [News] Sat, 19 Sep 2026 00:01:29 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201756 Cops in Marysville bust and shut down 21 illicit massage parlor operations. "Slugs of Cascadia" apparently not one of them [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201624?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Cops in Marysville bust and shut down 21 illicit massage parlor operations. "Slugs of Cascadia" apparently not one of them [Obvious] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 23:25:47 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201624 When you have a social media farkup, now you can always blame AI instead of the overzealous intern [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201810?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [33 comments] ]]> When you have a social media farkup, now you can always blame AI instead of the overzealous intern [Obvious] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 22:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201810 Princess Di's "Revenge dress" to go up for auction and is now on display for viewing. No word on if it's been washed, if bromidrophilia's your thing, but estimates peg a hammer price around $300k [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201822?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [12 comments] ]]> Princess Di's "Revenge dress" to go up for auction and is now on display for viewing. No word on if it's been washed, if bromidrophilia's your thing, but estimates peg a hammer price around $300k [Sad] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 22:32:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201822 Silly restaurant promos, word definitions, dogs, and really rich people are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 11-17 T-shirt Edition [Weird] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201878?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [12 comments] ]]> Silly restaurant promos, word definitions, dogs, and really rich people are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, September 11-17 T-shirt Edition [Weird] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 21:59:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201878 Have you heard about the nationwide trucker strike October 1st? No one else has either except that one guy on TikTok shilling for people to pay for his newsletter subscription [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201740?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> Have you heard about the nationwide trucker strike October 1st? No one else has either except that one guy on TikTok shilling for people to pay for his newsletter subscription [Dumbass] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 21:45:24 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201740 Istanbul surpasses Heathrow as most connected airport, and that's nobody's business but the Turks [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201742?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> Istanbul surpasses Heathrow as most connected airport, and that's nobody's business but the Turks [Interesting] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 21:10:27 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201742 His girlfriend, cops say, "asked him to not fart in bed." Of course, jailarity ensued [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201392?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [32 comments] ]]> His girlfriend, cops say, "asked him to not fart in bed." Of course, jailarity ensued [Florida] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 20:35:30 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201392 Photoshop this crane carefully carrying a colorful cabin [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14199992?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Photoshop this crane carefully carrying a colorful cabin [Photoshop] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 20:00:33 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14199992 Police bust a bunch of people involved in a massive network of trafficking and selling cocaine. Wait, sorry, I got that wrong. Police were busted for being involved in a massive network of trafficking and selling cocaine. That's more accurate [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201726?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [18 comments] ]]> Police bust a bunch of people involved in a massive network of trafficking and selling cocaine. Wait, sorry, I got that wrong. Police were busted for being involved in a massive network of trafficking and selling cocaine. That's more accurate [Dumbass] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 19:03:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201726 Yeah, I tied him to a tree, hacked off his finger, and tattooed derogatory things on his forehead, but I'm the victim here [Unlikely] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201286?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [40 comments] ]]> Yeah, I tied him to a tree, hacked off his finger, and tattooed derogatory things on his forehead, but I'm the victim here [Unlikely] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 18:03:54 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201286 Detox IVs given at wellness clinics found to make people sicker. RFK Jr. unavailable for comment [Ironic] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201456?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> Detox IVs given at wellness clinics found to make people sicker. RFK Jr. unavailable for comment [Ironic] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 17:34:45 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201456 Bone Suckers takeover shopping center [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201504?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Bone Suckers takeover shopping center [Strange] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 17:10:27 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201504 Bellingham Bear encounter turns violent, raising fears for anyone planning to meet a cougar in Kirkland, a Queen in Queens, or a Twink in Tukwila [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201216?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> Bellingham Bear encounter turns violent, raising fears for anyone planning to meet a cougar in Kirkland, a Queen in Queens, or a Twink in Tukwila [Scary] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 16:46:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201216 You call it 'pheromone maxxing', we call it bad BO. Have a shower before you come to work for chrissakes [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201472?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [93 comments] ]]> You call it 'pheromone maxxing', we call it bad BO. Have a shower before you come to work for chrissakes [Followup] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 16:24:33 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201472 Photoshop these comfy chairs [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14199990?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> Photoshop these comfy chairs [Photoshop] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 16:00:33 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14199990 100 years ago today, the city of Miami got hit by a major and very deadly hurricane. That blows [Vintage] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201028?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> 100 years ago today, the city of Miami got hit by a major and very deadly hurricane. That blows [Vintage] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 15:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201028 Europe slowly comes to terms with the fact that they are at war with Russia [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201308?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [96 comments] ]]> Europe slowly comes to terms with the fact that they are at war with Russia [Followup] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 15:40:19 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201308 Man accused of killing his girlfriend in a tauntaun, held without bail. Sorry nevermind [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201476?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [29 comments] ]]> Man accused of killing his girlfriend in a tauntaun, held without bail. Sorry nevermind [Awkward] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 15:20:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201476 AI report hallucinated nuclear weapons components aboard a Chinese freighter, armed response nearly leading to a major international incident [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201480?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [86 comments] ]]> AI report hallucinated nuclear weapons components aboard a Chinese freighter, armed response nearly leading to a major international incident [Facepalm] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 15:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201480 Man upset about judgement regarding his small penis, plans to appeal, earn more publicity [Weeners] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201482?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [53 comments] ]]> Man upset about judgement regarding his small penis, plans to appeal, earn more publicity [Weeners] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 14:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201482 Police pose in greatest drug bust photo ever [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201502?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [43 comments] ]]> Police pose in greatest drug bust photo ever [Awkward] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 14:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201502 Where do I put the banana? [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201484?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [35 comments] ]]> Where do I put the banana? [Obvious] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 14:24:31 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201484 Where's New York City? It's in my basement. It took 20 years to build [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201448?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [32 comments] ]]> Where's New York City? It's in my basement. It took 20 years to build [Spiffy] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 14:10:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201448 Soulless corporate automatons decide to terminate a bunch of folks at a newspaper. And - I am not making this up - Dave Barry took that personally [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201092?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [23 comments] ]]> Soulless corporate automatons decide to terminate a bunch of folks at a newspaper. And - I am not making this up - Dave Barry took that personally [Sad] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 13:57:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201092 Hey let's hook Skynet up to military drones. What could go right? [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14200994?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [42 comments] ]]> Hey let's hook Skynet up to military drones. What could go right? [Scary] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 13:32:24 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14200994 Trio of 15-year olds from Kevin Costner's alma mater arrested for "Cat In The Hat" Challenge after posting an A.I. Mike Myers threatening their school. In subby's day that wasn't the Mike Myers who scared people [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201304?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> Trio of 15-year olds from Kevin Costner's alma mater arrested for "Cat In The Hat" Challenge after posting an A.I. Mike Myers threatening their school. In subby's day that wasn't the Mike Myers who scared people [Followup] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 13:11:15 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201304 Best not to use your kid as a human shield when the police come to investigate child abuse [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201292?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> Best not to use your kid as a human shield when the police come to investigate child abuse [Dumbass] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 12:50:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201292 Police shoot and kill man who lit K-9's neck on fire before setting himself ablaze inside adult video store, which raises many questions including 'Who buys porn videos any more?' [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201256?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [61 comments] ]]> Police shoot and kill man who lit K-9's neck on fire before setting himself ablaze inside adult video store, which raises many questions including 'Who buys porn videos any more?' [Scary] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 12:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201256 Start hoarding gas [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201174?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [239 comments] ]]> Start hoarding gas [Fail] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 12:27:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201174 That ain't no hose, lady [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201014?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> That ain't no hose, lady [Scary] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 12:09:19 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201014 Nothing much, just the usual brawl on a London-bound plane in mid-flight. Drunk Brits for the win [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14201088?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> Nothing much, just the usual brawl on a London-bound plane in mid-flight. Drunk Brits for the win [Dumbass] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 11:35:02 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14201088 Queens residents protest the construction of an Interborough Express train station in their neighborhood noting they already have too much traffic. You know what would reduce that traffic? A train [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14200924?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [49 comments] ]]> Queens residents protest the construction of an Interborough Express train station in their neighborhood noting they already have too much traffic. You know what would reduce that traffic? A train [Fail] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 11:16:45 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14200924 With absolutely no other pressing issues, UK members of parliament ask the burning question: Why are the UK's Eurovision songs all a load of rubbish? [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14200908?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [40 comments] ]]> With absolutely no other pressing issues, UK members of parliament ask the burning question: Why are the UK's Eurovision songs all a load of rubbish? [Stupid] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 10:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14200908 Anthropic CEO: The threat to humanity posed by AI systems learning how to act independently is existential and very real. Also Anthropic: WOO-HOO WE'RE LETTING CLAUDE BUILD THE NEXT VERSION OF ITSELF [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14200986?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [196 comments] ]]> Anthropic CEO: The threat to humanity posed by AI systems learning how to act independently is existential and very real. Also Anthropic: WOO-HOO WE'RE LETTING CLAUDE BUILD THE NEXT VERSION OF ITSELF [Facepalm] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 10:31:58 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14200986 Let's run this idea for dispute resolution up the flagpole [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14200920?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [20 comments] ]]> Let's run this idea for dispute resolution up the flagpole [Murica] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 10:10:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14200920 Measles exposure reported at a Walgreen's. If only there were some conveniently located retail outlet that offers vaccines [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14200906?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> Measles exposure reported at a Walgreen's. If only there were some conveniently located retail outlet that offers vaccines [Stupid] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 09:50:09 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14200906 Want to feel better about yourself? No problem, just make up a bunch of stuff about what really happened instead of accepting the truth. Er, sorry. I'm being informed it's called "reshape your memories" [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14200974?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [54 comments] ]]> Want to feel better about yourself? No problem, just make up a bunch of stuff about what really happened instead of accepting the truth. Er, sorry. I'm being informed it's called "reshape your memories" [Stupid] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 09:30:33 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14200974 Photoshop whatever the hell is going on here [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14199986?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> Photoshop whatever the hell is going on here [Photoshop] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 09:00:33 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14199986 Pope Leo receives Loc-Nar. Ask your dad [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14200942?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [101 comments] ]]> Pope Leo receives Loc-Nar. Ask your dad [Interesting] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 08:20:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14200942 It's like 19 Kids and Counting, but without money [Sick] https://www.fark.com/comments/14200730?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [88 comments] ]]> It's like 19 Kids and Counting, but without money [Sick] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 08:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14200730 Day 1,668 of WW3: Poland says russia planning "accidental" attacks on European countries supporting Ukraine to try to weaken resolve, and that russia doesn't want peace talks, it wants terms of surrender. This is your Friday Ukraine war thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14200914?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [256 comments] ]]> Day 1,668 of WW3: Poland says russia planning "accidental" attacks on European countries supporting Ukraine to try to weaken resolve, and that russia doesn't want peace talks, it wants terms of surrender. This is your Friday Ukraine war thread [News] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14200914 Warren Buffett retires to Margaritaville [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14200936?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [64 comments] ]]> Warren Buffett retires to Margaritaville [News] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 07:34:47 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14200936 I'm not shooting you, I'm shooting something else [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14200810?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [43 comments] ]]> I'm not shooting you, I'm shooting something else [Stupid] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 07:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14200810 Grand Teton park forced to kill black bear due to stupid humans [Stupid] https://www.fark.com/comments/14200742?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [21 comments] ]]> Grand Teton park forced to kill black bear due to stupid humans [Stupid] Fri, 18 Sep 2026 06:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14200742