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Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. https://www.fark.com/ Thu, 11 Jun 2026 23:00:10 -0400 Fark.com RSS https://www.fark.com/ https://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif Southern Baptists vote to advance a formal ban on churches with women pastors, will now move to studying whether exorcisms should be performed on left-handed people [Repeat] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096122?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [5 comments] ]]> Southern Baptists vote to advance a formal ban on churches with women pastors, will now move to studying whether exorcisms should be performed on left-handed people [Repeat] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 22:52:42 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096122 At the heart of the Bible Belt is America's Chapter 11 Jockstrap [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096326?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> At the heart of the Bible Belt is America's Chapter 11 Jockstrap [Fail] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 21:52:42 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096326 2022: kinky wife-swapping. 2026: gorilla infant-swapping [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096044?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [4 comments] ]]> 2022: kinky wife-swapping. 2026: gorilla infant-swapping [Interesting] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 20:52:42 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096044 Photoshop these planters [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095784?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Photoshop these planters [Photoshop] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 20:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095784 Under new state law, veterinarians must advise customers they can buy their ivermectin at traditional pharmacies [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096488?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [44 comments] ]]> Under new state law, veterinarians must advise customers they can buy their ivermectin at traditional pharmacies [Florida] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 19:02:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096488 On this day in history, in 1509, Henry VIII married his first wife Catherine of Aragon without realizing that most people called her 'Strider' [Vintage] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096176?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> On this day in history, in 1509, Henry VIII married his first wife Catherine of Aragon without realizing that most people called her 'Strider' [Vintage] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 18:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096176 Farmers lost $1 Billion to Gannon solar storm, will ask Link to recover the Triforce [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096000?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [33 comments] ]]> Farmers lost $1 Billion to Gannon solar storm, will ask Link to recover the Triforce [Interesting] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 17:45:52 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096000 Gas prices might suck, but at least you're not in Crimea [Spiffy] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096236?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> Gas prices might suck, but at least you're not in Crimea [Spiffy] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 17:26:41 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096236 It blowed up, it blowed up real good [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096628?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [29 comments] ]]> It blowed up, it blowed up real good [Scary] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 17:09:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096628 Do you know what Crashing Out means? A good example is about to occur [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096576?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [46 comments] ]]> Do you know what Crashing Out means? A good example is about to occur [Obvious] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 16:54:08 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096576 If you're traveling through Crossville TN be sure and stop and see Piss Jug Man while getting gas [Amusing] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096520?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [21 comments] ]]> If you're traveling through Crossville TN be sure and stop and see Piss Jug Man while getting gas [Amusing] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 16:38:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096520 Why do the F and J keys on a computer keyboard have small tactile ridges at the bottom? [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096516?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [141 comments] ]]> Why do the F and J keys on a computer keyboard have small tactile ridges at the bottom? [Interesting] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 16:35:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096516 It's nearly summer, everything's blooming, and a highway from Montana to Wyoming is closed due to heavy snow [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096066?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [10 comments] ]]> It's nearly summer, everything's blooming, and a highway from Montana to Wyoming is closed due to heavy snow [Murica] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 16:24:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096066 Photoshop these two hockey players [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095338?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Photoshop these two hockey players [Photoshop] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 16:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095338 Texas couple accused of stealing $2.5M from WA victims in 'psychic services' scheme, now face a long sentence for medium services in a short while [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096052?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [26 comments] ]]> Texas couple accused of stealing $2.5M from WA victims in 'psychic services' scheme, now face a long sentence for medium services in a short while [Followup] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 15:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096052 Not waiting until you are in the exam room to take off your clothes [Obvious] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096254?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [38 comments] ]]> Not waiting until you are in the exam room to take off your clothes [Obvious] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 15:31:45 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096254 Ladies and gentleman, the top story at Indianapolis's ABC affiliate. Wait til they find out how many combined years of experience the average kindergarten class has [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096064?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [16 comments] ]]> Ladies and gentleman, the top story at Indianapolis's ABC affiliate. Wait til they find out how many combined years of experience the average kindergarten class has [Facepalm] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 14:44:18 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096064 On Big Sky roads, the poppies blow, among the big rigs, row on row. Our hearts do race; and and brains do fry, until the law lets warrants fly, and slaps the cuffs on all who know. On Big Sky roads [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096150?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [8 comments] ]]> On Big Sky roads, the poppies blow, among the big rigs, row on row. Our hearts do race; and and brains do fry, until the law lets warrants fly, and slaps the cuffs on all who know. On Big Sky roads [Strange] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 14:25:19 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096150 Is getting convicted of your 8th DUI in this state really newsworthy? [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095766?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [49 comments] ]]> Is getting convicted of your 8th DUI in this state really newsworthy? [Florida] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 14:09:30 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095766 On this day in history, in 323 B.C., Alexander the Great became Alexander the Formerly Great [Vintage] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096178?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [21 comments] ]]> On this day in history, in 323 B.C., Alexander the Great became Alexander the Formerly Great [Vintage] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 13:55:40 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096178 "Operation Bad Habits" nets fifty-eight arrests in the largest child predator sting in Marion County's history, and surprisingly no nuns were involved [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096164?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [37 comments] ]]> "Operation Bad Habits" nets fifty-eight arrests in the largest child predator sting in Marion County's history, and surprisingly no nuns were involved [Florida] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 13:43:13 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096164 Man pronounced dead after water rescue near Seattle ferry dock, which probably means it should have been called more of a 'retrieval' than a 'rescue' [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096076?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [5 comments] ]]> Man pronounced dead after water rescue near Seattle ferry dock, which probably means it should have been called more of a 'retrieval' than a 'rescue' [Scary] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 13:31:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096076 The U.S. follows Japan's lead and declares that El Niño (Spanish for 'The Niño') has arrived [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096054?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> The U.S. follows Japan's lead and declares that El Niño (Spanish for 'The Niño') has arrived [Followup] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 13:21:12 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096054 Pasadena police officer accidentally shot by fellow cop in 'horseplay' incident, no doubt as the Bulletproof Cup prank goes awry [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096092?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [27 comments] ]]> Pasadena police officer accidentally shot by fellow cop in 'horseplay' incident, no doubt as the Bulletproof Cup prank goes awry [Facepalm] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 13:10:36 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096092 Army recruiter stole identities of recruits to apply for loans and credit cards, surprising everyone who thought that recruiters were such honest people who would never lie about anything [Misc] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095598?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [13 comments] ]]> Army recruiter stole identities of recruits to apply for loans and credit cards, surprising everyone who thought that recruiters were such honest people who would never lie about anything [Misc] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 13:00:38 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095598 Trump promises to deport this Al Nino guy as soon as they find him [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096210?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> Trump promises to deport this Al Nino guy as soon as they find him [Strange] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 12:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096210 The screwworm outbreak traces back to organised crime and money laundering [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096152?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [36 comments] ]]> The screwworm outbreak traces back to organised crime and money laundering [Followup] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 12:45:17 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096152 That's Shrek's penis (possible nsfw content on page) [Silly] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095856?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [22 comments] ]]> That's Shrek's penis (possible nsfw content on page) [Silly] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 12:35:32 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095856 Today is Yarn Bombing Day, so spend a moment in silence honoring the victims of the arch-terrorist MacraMayhem [Misc] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096182?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [9 comments] ]]> Today is Yarn Bombing Day, so spend a moment in silence honoring the victims of the arch-terrorist MacraMayhem [Misc] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 12:25:48 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096182 I'm stuck to my chair and very scared [Awkward] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096216?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [29 comments] ]]> I'm stuck to my chair and very scared [Awkward] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 12:20:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096216 AI battledrones kill human soldiers for the first time. You mean the first of many [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096200?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [41 comments] ]]> AI battledrones kill human soldiers for the first time. You mean the first of many [Scary] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 12:20:06 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096200 Any other state would have to invest heavily in idiot proof warnings. But in Vermont, those cones means we're gonna fix it. A stick in a pothole means we haven't got the cones out yet [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095888?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [7 comments] ]]> Any other state would have to invest heavily in idiot proof warnings. But in Vermont, those cones means we're gonna fix it. A stick in a pothole means we haven't got the cones out yet [Interesting] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 12:16:29 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095888 The Pentagon is currently under partial lockdown due to hazardous material; Subby is not sure if Dollar General spilled Absinthe, Everclear, or Jeppson's Malört [Strange] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096174?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [59 comments] ]]> The Pentagon is currently under partial lockdown due to hazardous material; Subby is not sure if Dollar General spilled Absinthe, Everclear, or Jeppson's Malört [Strange] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 12:05:59 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096174 Southern Baptists decide those dirty papists are onto something [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095624?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [30 comments] ]]> Southern Baptists decide those dirty papists are onto something [Facepalm] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 12:03:20 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095624 "The birds stopped, the wind seemed to die down, and it got oddly quiet. A strong, earthy smell hung in the air." A shot rang out. A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a 'squatch appeared on the horizon. Or not [Unlikely] https://www.fark.com/comments/14096138?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> "The birds stopped, the wind seemed to die down, and it got oddly quiet. A strong, earthy smell hung in the air." A shot rang out. A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a 'squatch appeared on the horizon. Or not [Unlikely] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 11:51:20 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14096138 So, either $8000 is 3 months of emergency salary, or we are all farked [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095670?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [61 comments] ]]> So, either $8000 is 3 months of emergency salary, or we are all farked [Scary] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 11:39:20 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095670 "It commits these crimes in an unsigned, blithely dismissive order that lacks any substantive reasoning, as it pretends to be honoring some jurisprudential lodestar it celebrates as 'our colorblind Constitution.'" [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095884?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [27 comments] ]]> "It commits these crimes in an unsigned, blithely dismissive order that lacks any substantive reasoning, as it pretends to be honoring some jurisprudential lodestar it celebrates as 'our colorblind Constitution.'" [Murica] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 11:05:03 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095884 Finally, an actual reason to hate Iran: They're the ones who gave us the word "algorithm" [Interesting] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095818?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [39 comments] ]]> Finally, an actual reason to hate Iran: They're the ones who gave us the word "algorithm" [Interesting] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 10:40:44 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095818 Veeeeeeeery slow news day in UK: Snail racing event cancelled [Silly] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095904?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [14 comments] ]]> Veeeeeeeery slow news day in UK: Snail racing event cancelled [Silly] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 10:14:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095904 Well, we live in hell now so I guess "Matt Damon raps to fight the global water crisis" is just par for the course at this point [Facepalm] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095836?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [24 comments] ]]> Well, we live in hell now so I guess "Matt Damon raps to fight the global water crisis" is just par for the course at this point [Facepalm] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 09:50:04 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095836 Austin Metcalf was killed with a "tacticool" knife with flashlight from Walmart adding insult to fatal injury [Followup] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095742?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [108 comments] ]]> Austin Metcalf was killed with a "tacticool" knife with flashlight from Walmart adding insult to fatal injury [Followup] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 09:18:41 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095742 Photoshop this rock finder [Photoshop] https://www.fark.com/comments/14094464?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [11 comments] ]]> Photoshop this rock finder [Photoshop] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 09:00:14 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14094464 Civilian employee of US Naval Weapons Base takes his lunch break to snorkel in base marina, just when shark takes his. Fark, leaving his arm; "it's there...but it's not" [Florida] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095590?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [17 comments] ]]> Civilian employee of US Naval Weapons Base takes his lunch break to snorkel in base marina, just when shark takes his. Fark, leaving his arm; "it's there...but it's not" [Florida] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 08:50:05 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095590 Popular joint supplement glucosamine linked to faster Alzheimer's progression, which at least means you won't remember why your joints hurt [Scary] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095584?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [34 comments] ]]> Popular joint supplement glucosamine linked to faster Alzheimer's progression, which at least means you won't remember why your joints hurt [Scary] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 08:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095584 Day 1,569 of WW3. UAF makes the port of orcupied Mariupol unusable without destroying the city in the process. Chonhar bridge gets double-tapped, and the Kremlin can seize assets from russians living abroad. This is your Thursday Ukraine War thread [News] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095750?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [166 comments] ]]> Day 1,569 of WW3. UAF makes the port of orcupied Mariupol unusable without destroying the city in the process. Chonhar bridge gets double-tapped, and the Kremlin can seize assets from russians living abroad. This is your Thursday Ukraine War thread [News] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 08:00:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095750 New Hampshire covered bridge damaged by Colorado asshat instead of customary Masshat [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095718?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [35 comments] ]]> New Hampshire covered bridge damaged by Colorado asshat instead of customary Masshat [Dumbass] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 07:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095718 Rapidly growing revulsion toward AI slop has tech bros injecting weapons grade copium [Dumbass] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095586?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [116 comments] ]]> Rapidly growing revulsion toward AI slop has tech bros injecting weapons grade copium [Dumbass] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 06:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095586 Ladles and gentle bugs, I give you a new 11'8 can-opener bridge (well it's not new but has been busy thanks to nearby road construction and impatient idiots [Fail] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095606?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [15 comments] ]]> Ladles and gentle bugs, I give you a new 11'8 can-opener bridge (well it's not new but has been busy thanks to nearby road construction and impatient idiots [Fail] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 05:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095606 A decade ago, Ohio granted 40 year tax breaks to data centers that now cost it over $1.5B revenue annually [Murica] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095480?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [47 comments] ]]> A decade ago, Ohio granted 40 year tax breaks to data centers that now cost it over $1.5B revenue annually [Murica] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 04:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095480 Anaconda don't got funds so they axed their press run [Sad] https://www.fark.com/comments/14095676?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark

[link] [19 comments] ]]> Anaconda don't got funds so they axed their press run [Sad] Thu, 11 Jun 2026 03:30:00 -0400 https://www.fark.com/comments/14095676