Fark.com RSS It's not news, it's Fark. http://www.fark.com/ Sun, 27 May 2012 19:35:52 EDT Fark.com RSS http://www.fark.com/ http://img.fark.net/pub/fark.gif The Lord is just in all his ways: redlight runner who hit nun has iPhone stolen by passerby offering to phone police [Amusing] http://fk.cm/7129802 Amusing [link] [22 comments] ]]> The Lord is just in all his ways: redlight runner who hit nun has iPhone stolen by passerby offering to phone police [Amusing] Sun, 27 May 2012 19:02:48 EDT http://fk.cm/7129802 Can you order top shelf hookers at the Travelodge? It's more likely than you think. (Not safe for workish) [Amusing] http://fk.cm/7129713 Amusing [link] [44 comments] ]]> Can you order top shelf hookers at the Travelodge? It's more likely than you think. (Not safe for workish) [Amusing] Sun, 27 May 2012 18:26:46 EDT http://fk.cm/7129713 70 years ago today Czech partisans made Hitler very angry [Hero] http://fk.cm/7129809 Hero [link] [32 comments] ]]> 70 years ago today Czech partisans made Hitler very angry [Hero] Sun, 27 May 2012 18:10:49 EDT http://fk.cm/7129809 Newly upgraded to a tropical storm and now Beryling in on Southeast coast [Interesting] http://fk.cm/7129784 Interesting [link] [53 comments] ]]> Newly upgraded to a tropical storm and now Beryling in on Southeast coast [Interesting] Sun, 27 May 2012 17:06:47 EDT http://fk.cm/7129784 Man tries, fails to buy meal at Denny's with $1 and bag of pot. You'd think if there was anywhere this offer would have been successful, it would have been Denny's [Amusing] http://fk.cm/7129590 Amusing [link] [57 comments] ]]> Man tries, fails to buy meal at Denny's with $1 and bag of pot. You'd think if there was anywhere this offer would have been successful, it would have been Denny's [Amusing] Sun, 27 May 2012 16:41:30 EDT http://fk.cm/7129590 Photoshop this multicolored specimen having a snack [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/7118233 Photoshop [link] [21 comments] ]]> Photoshop this multicolored specimen having a snack [Photoshop] Sun, 27 May 2012 16:00:01 EDT http://fk.cm/7118233 Couple married for 65 years reveals secret of marital bliss: wearing matching outfits wherever they go [Weird] http://fk.cm/7129608 Weird [link] [68 comments] ]]> Couple married for 65 years reveals secret of marital bliss: wearing matching outfits wherever they go [Weird] Sun, 27 May 2012 15:47:32 EDT http://fk.cm/7129608 Behold a pale horse [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/7129570 Spiffy [link] [77 comments] ]]> Behold a pale horse [Spiffy] Sun, 27 May 2012 14:56:29 EDT http://fk.cm/7129570 Maine soft-shell lobsters are in early this year. Marine biologists require more clarified butter to determine why [Strange] http://fk.cm/7129529 Strange [link] [61 comments] ]]> Maine soft-shell lobsters are in early this year. Marine biologists require more clarified butter to determine why [Strange] Sun, 27 May 2012 14:36:28 EDT http://fk.cm/7129529 The Death List: Cars that aren't coming back for 2013. Subby will sob for Saab, the rest shall not be missed [Obvious] http://fk.cm/7129637 Obvious [link] [185 comments] ]]> The Death List: Cars that aren't coming back for 2013. Subby will sob for Saab, the rest shall not be missed [Obvious] Sun, 27 May 2012 14:15:34 EDT http://fk.cm/7129637 Come listen to a story about a man named John / A poor farmer, barely kept his family fed / Then one day he was growin' up some food / And up from the ground came a bubblin' crude / Oil that is, black gold, Kansas tea [Interesting] http://fk.cm/7129600 Interesting [link] [29 comments] ]]> Come listen to a story about a man named John / A poor farmer, barely kept his family fed / Then one day he was growin' up some food / And up from the ground came a bubblin' crude / Oil that is, black gold, Kansas tea [Interesting] Sun, 27 May 2012 14:04:32 EDT http://fk.cm/7129600 Reporter shows up too late to cover a sandstorm, tries to recreate it [Dumbass] http://fk.cm/7129423 Dumbass [link] [27 comments] ]]> Reporter shows up too late to cover a sandstorm, tries to recreate it [Dumbass] Sun, 27 May 2012 13:53:30 EDT http://fk.cm/7129423 How to be #1 SUPER-PATRIOT. USA USA USA USA [Hero] http://fk.cm/7129356 Hero [link] [110 comments] ]]> How to be #1 SUPER-PATRIOT. USA USA USA USA [Hero] Sun, 27 May 2012 13:10:28 EDT http://fk.cm/7129356 If you don't like these amusing examples of passive aggressive behavior, than you can kindly piss off [Amusing] http://fk.cm/7129463 Amusing [link] [75 comments] ]]> If you don't like these amusing examples of passive aggressive behavior, than you can kindly piss off [Amusing] Sun, 27 May 2012 13:04:31 EDT http://fk.cm/7129463 128 drivers fined for driving below speed limit. Obviously not in Florida [Cool] http://fk.cm/7129408 Cool [link] [34 comments] ]]> 128 drivers fined for driving below speed limit. Obviously not in Florida [Cool] Sun, 27 May 2012 12:46:30 EDT http://fk.cm/7129408 Hey dude, it's a holiday. I'm just going to sit around getting sconed [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/7129363 Spiffy [link] [20 comments] ]]> Hey dude, it's a holiday. I'm just going to sit around getting sconed [Spiffy] Sun, 27 May 2012 12:07:29 EDT http://fk.cm/7129363 The paperclip was invented in 1899 and has never been improved upon since. It is, quite possibly, the perfect invention [Cool] http://fk.cm/7129494 Cool [link] [89 comments] ]]> The paperclip was invented in 1899 and has never been improved upon since. It is, quite possibly, the perfect invention [Cool] Sun, 27 May 2012 11:35:33 EDT http://fk.cm/7129494 All whiskey tastes the same, just get the $5 bottle. There, THAT'S how you troll a whiskey thread. Or spell it whisky [Cool] http://fk.cm/7129337 Cool [link] [250 comments] ]]> All whiskey tastes the same, just get the $5 bottle. There, THAT'S how you troll a whiskey thread. Or spell it whisky [Cool] Sun, 27 May 2012 10:34:50 EDT http://fk.cm/7129337 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * [Hero] http://fk.cm/7129191 Hero [link] [151 comments] ]]> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * [Hero] Sun, 27 May 2012 09:28:36 EDT http://fk.cm/7129191 Brazilians seek to lay NYC bare. Giggity [Interesting] http://fk.cm/7129343 Interesting [link] [16 comments] ]]> Brazilians seek to lay NYC bare. Giggity [Interesting] Sun, 27 May 2012 09:26:52 EDT http://fk.cm/7129343 You're welcome, Class of 2012: Top 10 things no one tells high school graduates [Amusing] http://fk.cm/7129205 Amusing [link] [227 comments] ]]> You're welcome, Class of 2012: Top 10 things no one tells high school graduates [Amusing] Sun, 27 May 2012 09:23:37 EDT http://fk.cm/7129205 Photoshop this corpulent crimefighter [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/7117704 Photoshop [link] [24 comments] ]]> Photoshop this corpulent crimefighter [Photoshop] Sun, 27 May 2012 09:00:01 EDT http://fk.cm/7117704 "One dolla bid, now two, now two, will ya' give me two? Two dolla bid, now three, now three, will ya' give me three? Threedollathreedolla, going once...going twice...SOLD - to the evil banker scum in the plaid jacket" [Sad] http://fk.cm/7129303 Sad [link] [72 comments] ]]> "One dolla bid, now two, now two, will ya' give me two? Two dolla bid, now three, now three, will ya' give me three? Threedollathreedolla, going once...going twice...SOLD - to the evil banker scum in the plaid jacket" [Sad] Sun, 27 May 2012 08:31:45 EDT http://fk.cm/7129303 More and more members of Generation Y are discovering that instead of having mom and dad pay for their rent each month, it makes more sense to have mom and dad buy them a house [Obvious] http://fk.cm/7129232 Obvious [link] [114 comments] ]]> More and more members of Generation Y are discovering that instead of having mom and dad pay for their rent each month, it makes more sense to have mom and dad buy them a house [Obvious] Sun, 27 May 2012 08:01:39 EDT http://fk.cm/7129232 The $77 million cow pasture: "They were going to build a city. There should have been roads. There should have been homes. What do you see? A broken-down barn and a head of cattle" [Florida] http://fk.cm/7129248 Florida [link] [61 comments] ]]> The $77 million cow pasture: "They were going to build a city. There should have been roads. There should have been homes. What do you see? A broken-down barn and a head of cattle" [Florida] Sun, 27 May 2012 07:35:40 EDT http://fk.cm/7129248 Police officer breaks into neighbor's home to do laundry. Fails to make a clean getaway [Strange] http://fk.cm/7129071 Strange [link] [30 comments] ]]> Police officer breaks into neighbor's home to do laundry. Fails to make a clean getaway [Strange] Sun, 27 May 2012 05:37:24 EDT http://fk.cm/7129071 Florida saved 61 children from death by abuse and neglect.... by narrowing its definitions of abuse and neglect [Florida] http://fk.cm/7129059 Florida [link] [32 comments] ]]> Florida saved 61 children from death by abuse and neglect.... by narrowing its definitions of abuse and neglect [Florida] Sun, 27 May 2012 04:16:21 EDT http://fk.cm/7129059 I have no idea what you're talking about, here's a senior citizen in a chair floating above the ground [Strange] http://fk.cm/7129023 Strange [link] [25 comments] ]]> I have no idea what you're talking about, here's a senior citizen in a chair floating above the ground [Strange] Sun, 27 May 2012 03:29:20 EDT http://fk.cm/7129023 Memorial Day: how it's changed, and why some people think it should not be part of a three-day weekend [Interesting] http://fk.cm/7129009 Interesting [link] [260 comments] ]]> Memorial Day: how it's changed, and why some people think it should not be part of a three-day weekend [Interesting] Sun, 27 May 2012 01:22:55 EDT http://fk.cm/7129009 Born in Malaysia in 1923, after 3 years as a Japanese POW during WWII, 3 years fighting for the US Army in Korea, and an act of Congress to become a US citizen, he still says "every day is a holiday." He's also submitter's dad [Hero] http://fk.cm/7129105 Hero [link] [161 comments] ]]> Born in Malaysia in 1923, after 3 years as a Japanese POW during WWII, 3 years fighting for the US Army in Korea, and an act of Congress to become a US citizen, he still says "every day is a holiday." He's also submitter's dad [Hero] Sun, 27 May 2012 00:57:18 EDT http://fk.cm/7129105 The eyes, the giant EYES..... GAAAAH [Amusing] http://fk.cm/7128884 Amusing [link] [71 comments] ]]> The eyes, the giant EYES..... GAAAAH [Amusing] Sat, 26 May 2012 23:39:05 EDT http://fk.cm/7128884 Delta Airlines begins testing flights with even crappier service [Stupid] http://fk.cm/7128880 Stupid [link] [174 comments] ]]> Delta Airlines begins testing flights with even crappier service [Stupid] Sat, 26 May 2012 22:38:03 EDT http://fk.cm/7128880 Only in Miami: Police shoot, kill naked man who was EATING A MAN'S FACE [Florida] http://fk.cm/7128947 Florida [link] [255 comments] ]]> Only in Miami: Police shoot, kill naked man who was EATING A MAN'S FACE [Florida] Sat, 26 May 2012 21:31:15 EDT http://fk.cm/7128947 You can get just about anything you want at Afghan markets, including lots of stolen American military goods [Asinine] http://fk.cm/7128913 Asinine [link] [63 comments] ]]> You can get just about anything you want at Afghan markets, including lots of stolen American military goods [Asinine] Sat, 26 May 2012 21:20:13 EDT http://fk.cm/7128913 Chicago Fark Party - 9 June - New bat time, new bat channel [FarkParty] http://fk.cm/7087849 FarkParty [link] [99 comments] ]]> Chicago Fark Party - 9 June - New bat time, new bat channel [FarkParty] Sat, 26 May 2012 20:59:01 EDT http://fk.cm/7087849 Apparently one of the 11 secret herbs and spices KFC uses is wood harvested from Indonesia's endangered rain forest [Interesting] http://fk.cm/7128729 Interesting [link] [79 comments] ]]> Apparently one of the 11 secret herbs and spices KFC uses is wood harvested from Indonesia's endangered rain forest [Interesting] Sat, 26 May 2012 20:24:50 EDT http://fk.cm/7128729 New York Times jumps on goofy trend piece bandwagon, explores hot trend of 16-year-old "young cougars" going to prom with 14-year-old boys [Silly] http://fk.cm/7128809 Silly [link] [84 comments] ]]> New York Times jumps on goofy trend piece bandwagon, explores hot trend of 16-year-old "young cougars" going to prom with 14-year-old boys [Silly] Sat, 26 May 2012 20:05:54 EDT http://fk.cm/7128809 Body found floating in Nova Scotia river stuffed in hockey bag. If this story was any more Canadian, it would be leaking maple syrup [Sick] http://fk.cm/7128783 Sick [link] [47 comments] ]]> Body found floating in Nova Scotia river stuffed in hockey bag. If this story was any more Canadian, it would be leaking maple syrup [Sick] Sat, 26 May 2012 20:05:53 EDT http://fk.cm/7128783 Photoshop this gripping girl [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/7117687 Photoshop [link] [15 comments] ]]> Photoshop this gripping girl [Photoshop] Sat, 26 May 2012 20:00:01 EDT http://fk.cm/7117687 Jail in South Carolina to allow alcohol, but only if you believe in Jesus [Asinine] http://fk.cm/7128770 Asinine [link] [76 comments] ]]> Jail in South Carolina to allow alcohol, but only if you believe in Jesus [Asinine] Sat, 26 May 2012 19:45:52 EDT http://fk.cm/7128770 Arizona spends $125 million per year on 13,000 K-12 students who don't exist. Can I haz Arizona tag now, plz? [Asinine] http://fk.cm/7128815 Asinine [link] [84 comments] ]]> Arizona spends $125 million per year on 13,000 K-12 students who don't exist. Can I haz Arizona tag now, plz? [Asinine] Sat, 26 May 2012 19:15:54 EDT http://fk.cm/7128815 You'd probably squawk, too, if some government busybody named your kids "Archie" and "Juliette" [Silly] http://fk.cm/7128829 Silly [link] [17 comments] ]]> You'd probably squawk, too, if some government busybody named your kids "Archie" and "Juliette" [Silly] Sat, 26 May 2012 18:18:55 EDT http://fk.cm/7128829 SeaWorld's new Manta Rollercoaster stalled on its second day of operation; SeaWorld said not to worry, they'd call in a manta fix it [Obvious] http://fk.cm/7128609 Obvious [link] [39 comments] ]]> SeaWorld's new Manta Rollercoaster stalled on its second day of operation; SeaWorld said not to worry, they'd call in a manta fix it [Obvious] Sat, 26 May 2012 17:34:12 EDT http://fk.cm/7128609 For first time in 14 years, ugly assed baby meerkat born at Tulsa zoo. w/vid [Spiffy] http://fk.cm/7128610 Spiffy [link] [18 comments] ]]> For first time in 14 years, ugly assed baby meerkat born at Tulsa zoo. w/vid [Spiffy] Sat, 26 May 2012 17:12:12 EDT http://fk.cm/7128610 Meanwhile in North Carolina... With bonus irony for the town name [Scary] http://fk.cm/7128597 Scary [link] [238 comments] ]]> Meanwhile in North Carolina... With bonus irony for the town name [Scary] Sat, 26 May 2012 16:51:11 EDT http://fk.cm/7128597 Happy 75th birthday to the Golden Gate Bridge, the most beautiful bridge in the world [Cool] http://fk.cm/7128652 Cool [link] [115 comments] ]]> Happy 75th birthday to the Golden Gate Bridge, the most beautiful bridge in the world [Cool] Sat, 26 May 2012 16:26:14 EDT http://fk.cm/7128652 Photoshop this frog jumping coach [Photoshop] http://fk.cm/7117621 Photoshop [link] [26 comments] ]]> Photoshop this frog jumping coach [Photoshop] Sat, 26 May 2012 16:00:01 EDT http://fk.cm/7117621 China criticizes the U.S. on its "dismal" human rights record, citing police brutality, arresting protesters, and strict restrictions on the internet [Ironic] http://fk.cm/7128550 Ironic [link] [264 comments] ]]> China criticizes the U.S. on its "dismal" human rights record, citing police brutality, arresting protesters, and strict restrictions on the internet [Ironic] Sat, 26 May 2012 15:46:08 EDT http://fk.cm/7128550 Hey, why don't we have a gardening thread? BRING ON THE ORGANIC TROLLS [Interesting] http://fk.cm/7128589 Interesting [link] [138 comments] ]]> Hey, why don't we have a gardening thread? BRING ON THE ORGANIC TROLLS [Interesting] Sat, 26 May 2012 15:21:11 EDT http://fk.cm/7128589 What happens when a precious little snowflake get his JD and goes to work on Wall Street? He sues his health spa for $500k for not receiving his "full complimentary breakfast" [Asinine] http://fk.cm/7128664 Asinine [link] [85 comments] ]]> What happens when a precious little snowflake get his JD and goes to work on Wall Street? He sues his health spa for $500k for not receiving his "full complimentary breakfast" [Asinine] Sat, 26 May 2012 15:20:16 EDT http://fk.cm/7128664