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A Necklace That Chokes, Cuts Throats

Sean Fallon — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:30:48 +0000

This necklace is two…two kills in one. It chokes and cuts throats.

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Reminder: Enter To Win a Bacon Belt From Archie McPhee

Sean Fallon — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:21:47 +0000

Just a quick reminder that tomorrow is the last day to enter our Archie McPhee bacon belt contest. Check out our contest page for the full details on prizes and how to enter.

The “I’m a Mac” Shirt Still Get’s The Commercials Wrong

Sean Fallon — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:56:20 +0000

The sticker based on the popular “I’m a Mac” commercials is now available in t-shirt form, and I stand by my earlier statements. Seriously, PC’s nose totally looks like a Hitler mustache.

Product Page ($19)

Career Evolution: Something We Knew All Along

Jonathan Fallon — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 04:57:30 +0000

And there you have it… the pinnacle of career evolution is to become Hef. Let’s take about a trillionth of a second to figure out why…

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Mini Dashboard Cufflinks

Jeff Chenkus — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 04:10:32 +0000

Suits are old, stuffy and not all that relevant in today’s workplace. But if there were ever a product that would get me to want to wear a suit, these cufflinks are it. Nothing could beat a dashboard on each wrist complete with a speedometer, fuel and oil gauge.

Product Page (£14.99, about $24)

Composition Notebook Duffel Bag

Jeff Chenkus — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 04:00:38 +0000

Every duffel bag should remind you of school, and none will do that job better than this Composition Notebook Duffel Bag. Everyone recognizes that mottled black and white pattern, the biggest problem you will have is everyone asking where you got such a cool bag. You can even use the usual Name/Subject area to include your address in case you lose this somewhere.

Product Page ($24)

I Hate People That Play Games With Your Head

Sean Fallon — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:44:29 +0000

People that screw with your head are even worse.

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Silence of the Lambs Set In the 17th Century

Sean Fallon — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:25:02 +0000

Well, everyone dressed like a chick back then, so Buffalo Bill wouldn’t have seemed as messed up as he really was.

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The Dark Side’s Jolly Roger

Jonathan Fallon — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 06:23:22 +0000

This is either a display of pity for the underdog, or a feeble attempt by the dark side to make stormtroopers look more intimidating. Either way, everyone will know where your allegiance lies. Just don’t expect these guys to to a good job protecting you when the Rebel Alliance shows up, ’cause they suck in battle. A tie featuring the same design is pictured after the break.

Product Page: (T-Shirt $28.25)
Product Page: (Tie $38.50)

Herpes Roulette aka Beer Pong

Jeff Chenkus — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:10:50 +0000

Using cups for your beer pong game that have been used by a dozen people of questionable character before you is not hygienic. Nothing like an STD to remind you of what you did the night before, and this one doesn’t even include a random stranger to wake up with.

Product Page ($21.99)