Mario is no different than any other driver out in the real world. He may have a blast flying around in his kart shooting at others, but you need to pay the piper if the law catches up with you. With a likely license suspension, he will need to go back to his running days.

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Next time you go to a social function, strap on this Blinky brooch and melt a retro nerd’s heart. You can also impress them with your engineering skills and kindness by picking up some Legos and making the other three Pac Man ghosts so Blinky won’t feel so lonely bouncing up and down on your breasts all by himself.

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Man, the whole “three (insert any creature) moon” craze is starting to get a bit out of hand. This time, it’s Brian from Family Guy.

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You can worry about invaders from space coming to attack the earth, but junk food seems to be doing a better job than the aliens probably ever could. Let the vegetables try taking out all the fast food before it takes over the world.

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The equipment needed to blow up opposing forces has changed a bit over the years. All three of those pictured on this shirt pack a punch, but only one will not do lasting damage if you need to jump on it to save others.

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The fact that you looked at this shirt and laughed is proof that the Beach Boys don’t have a shred of badass in them. But they sure can harmonize.

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I was rummaging through some boxes the other day and I found my old Game Boy, still in pristine condition, tucked away in a protective case. Really brings me back—kind of like this wallet might do for any fan of retro gaming.

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Yup, that’s a tie with an iPhone/twitter design alright. It’s the kind of tie that says “hey, I like to twitter…on my iPhone.” Zazzle also has a wide selection of twitter ties that can be customized with your actual twitter address.

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Doing anything but the work that needs to be done is a talent that many posses, but the ability to do a number of useless tasks while avoiding work takes a real master.

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It makes no difference whether you are called a Dungeon Master because you are the best D&D player or because you spend all your free time playing video games in your parent’s basement. Either way you are a geek.

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