Actually, “bathing” and “pirates” are two things not often associated with one another, but if a infant pirate ever did feel like freshening up, he would certainly reach for this costume towel.

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It’s only an artist rendering on a shirt, but this is the most convincing evidence I’ve seen of a UFO conspiracy. Although, other evidence suggests that the alien forms we are so familiar with are just shadows.

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Apparently this gold chain scarf is crocheted, but it gives you a good idea of what they would look like if they were manufactured by Superpretzel.

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This appears to be a still from one episode of  The Brady Bunch that didn’t get to air. You know that Bobby was likely the instigator, he was always up to no good. Especially with Greg all wrapped up in his mother (off set of course). Freaky family there.

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Rather than sit around with a simple bit of foam rubber stuck between your toes, use these Bear Toe Spreaders to keep those freshly painted nails from smearing with something a little cuddlier, cuter and more bizarre.

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You too can beat the disease of chronic masturbation addiction. Beat it HARD.

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It’s been a long, long time. In fact, I only really used the library itself or twice during the entire time I was in college. Thanks internet!

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If you work in typesetting, calligraphy, or graffiti, now there’s a variation on the popular “I heart NY” logo just for you.

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This leather origami ring is perfect for letting people know that an invitation to pull or smell your finger is really a gift… To yourself.

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Telling people to keep their eyes where this shirt insists should not be too difficult. Trying to explain to other women why you are encouraging what they find to be boorish behavior will be tougher.

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