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Jil Sander Pre-Fall 2012 Collection

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 03:20:00 +0000

I don’t know what is it about this photo, but there’s something that freaks me out. I mean, it’s technically a very nice photo (by photographer Ben Weller), and all the young ladies in it are beautiful (according to my imaginary girlfriend). The sweaters and skirts and coats all look nice, so I don’t know what is out of place here.

Maybe it is the coldness of the scene. Maybe that coldness reminds me of the body snatchers, like empty impostors that replace the original human being and are slowly taking over the world. Maybe that’s what freaks me out. Even with all the beauty in that scene, I’d be really scared about being in that room surrounded by all of them.

Or maybe I’m just imagining things, ~~because I’m bored~~.

Anyway, if you like Jil Sander’s style, go buy some dresses and shirts and tops, and skirts and coats, and some jackets, maybe some shoes or some trousers. It’s the perfect time to buy all that stuff for your imaginary girlfriend. I think she’d be really happy. Oh, I forgot to tell you, the place to buy all of that is at jillsander.com

And if you’re curious about the models, they are Katie Fogarty, Hanne Gaby Odiele, Karolina Mrozkova, Tilda Lindstam, Katya Konstantinova and Janice Seinen Alida

Thanks for the tip, melty

Flower dress

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 20:58:00 +0000

I have to say: I don’t know what’s that. Would you wear that? Or, if you are a man, would you let your imaginary girlfriend wear that?

This one comes from the Jil Sander’s Fall 2011 collection, and I think it’s freaking ugly. It looks like she stole the wallpaper from the bathroom of her grandma’s house.

The rest of the collection is actually not bad (see more photos at fashion gone rogue), but this one, I don’t know.

But what do I know about women’s fashion anyway. I’m of the idea that women should wear bikinis and lingerie all the time (if they have the body for that), so maybe I’m mistaken, and most women will think this dress is gorgeous.

That’s it. I’m going to go have a beer and enjoy the nice sunny day. Take care silent readers, all three of you.

Thanks for the tip, grandma

All of us

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Thu, 24 Feb 2011 20:27:00 +0000

That’s Anja Rubik, and those are her eyes. This photo was taken by the talented Victor Demcarchelier for Viva! Moda Magazine, February 2011.

I don’t have anything silly to say today. It’s just a photo. A cool photo of a pretty model I happened to find somewhere in the labyrinth of the interwebs. And because I liked it, I share it. I do think it’s a great photo. Her eyes and her look incredible.

So, that’s it. Now go out and play!

Thanks for the tip, Alicia.

Retro punk post-modernist clothing

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 19:12:00 +0000

I know the title doesn’t really make sense, but I don’t know how else to describe the photo in this post.

I was just browsing and browsing, and discover the site of Iron Fist Clothing. I have to say I immediately fell in love. Their clothes, for men and women, have a lot of energy.

For Example, the t-shirt with virgin Mary as a Lucha Libre fighter is simply awesome. For the girls, this cute blue t-shirt with pink flowers is also pretty cool.

Thanks for the tip, lucha libre.

why not?

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 01:53:00 +0000

Really, why not? Give me one good reason!

Paradise, where she won’t wait

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 01:35:00 +0000

Lets get this out of the way: if you think that bra would look good on you or your imaginary girlfriend, go buy it at Bravissimo. That Rhea bra by Masquerade is only $53.23, so don’t think twice. Buy it. I suggest you don’t buy the panties. Why? Don’t you think you or your imaginary girlfriend would look better with a pretty bra and no panties? As long as the hairdo is perfect, that’s all that matters.

I don’t have anything else to say today. I’ll just stay here, contemplating the photo and smiling. It’s such a nice scene. The bra is nice, but everything else is just perfect.

By the way, I’m getting tired of this blog. I wonder if I should delete it…

Thanks for the tip, Clarissa

A corset?

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 18:24:00 +0000

You know what I was thinking about today? I hope you don’t. How would you know what I was thinking? Anyway, bunnies are completely unrelated to this post, so lets forget about it.

Corsets. Yes, today’s all about corsets. Why not, right? I thought it’d be a good idea to make your imaginary girlfriend wear one, and do some sexy dancing for us. I’ll bring the camera; we can post the photos on facebook. I’m sure a lot of people would like that (the same people that liked the photos of your sister in that sexy snow white halloween costume).

I don’t have any money to spend on corsets (I spent all my money in socks), so this is up to you. Go to corset heaven and get the corset shown above. Hey, it’s only $386.46.

Also, I love the description in that page: “Play the 'vamp' in this seductive black satin and lace corset”. Sure, why not….why not…

Thanks for the tip, seductive vampire.

Yellow hair, yellow bikini

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 05:19:00 +0000

That is how Elisha Cuthbert used to look a couple of years ago. Dude, she was the hotness! (question: do young people still speak like that?).

I haven’t seen her in a while. She was in The Forgotten last year (a series that wasn’t renewed), and it looks like she’ll appear in a new series called “Happy Endings!”. I won’t tell any jokes about the name, but I know you’re already thinking about them.

While you think about them, I’ll keep thinking about the photo. It’s a great photo. She looks great in it. That’s the only reason I’m posting this tonight. Just look at the photo and try denying that she looks awesome in that photo. Great hair, great expression, great…bikini. Viva los yellow bikinis!

Anyway, dude, get out of here and go tell your girlfriend that I’ll want her to wear a bikini just like that the next time we meet…

Thanks for the tip, Avril

Remember remember

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 19:27:00 +0000

That is Raquel Welch. And that’s how all women dressed back in the 1970’s. Really. All women went out dressed like that. I know you don’t believe, but whatever, you weren’t there.

Imagine going out, and every single girl had an amazing body, and all of them were wearing boots, gloves, bikinis and swimsuits with the american flag pattern, and cowboy hats. It might sound ridiculous, but it wasn’t. That’s fashion. Real fashion.

We’ve lost all that nowadays, with women trying to always look sexy and elegant, and keep a nice and cool style. Oh my, how I miss the 70’s (not really, I wasn’t even born then).

Thanks for the tip, Spacegirl

You want to have a nice day, don’t you?

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 15:52:00 +0000

Valentine’s day is dangerously close. It might be a commercial holiday; some people say they don’t care about it; are you one of those people?

Lets be realistic, whether you like Valentine’s Day or not, you have to admit it is always an opportunity to make your girlfriend happy, and make yourself happy. Just imagine how happy she’d be if you gave her some cool, cute, and sexy lingerie as a gift. Imagine how happy you’ll be when she wears that lingerie for you. If you can’t imagine that, please refer to the picture to the left. Your girlfriend might not look like that gorgeous model, but you could imagine she does.

Anyway, what do you say? Do we agree now? Valentine’s Day is the perfect day for your imaginary girlfriend to wear some nice lingerie, and for both of you to spend a very romantic evening trapped in your bed. It doesn’t have to be a bad an expensive holiday. You just have to spend £46 on a bra, and £32.50 on the Red and White Polka Dot Silk Bow Thong. Actually, that isn’t too cheap either, but I’m sure you won’t mind, and your imaginary girlfriend won’t mind.

You have to admit, that bra and thong do look great on the model, so maybe they look great on your girlfriend, too. Who knows, they might look great on you, too…there’s always a chance to try new things; you never know if you’re going to like that.

Hug yourself

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 16:40:00 +0000

First, let me tell you that Cazar has stuff for sale, so go there, and buy stuff. You can save up to 70%. For example, go get a wonderful baby doll for just 83.30 euros. That one used to be 119 euros, so as you can see, you’re practivally stealing the thing. I know you prefer spending that money in candy and alcohol, but I’m also 100% sure you won’t regret buying it once you see your girlfriend wearing it. Maybe you could buy a triangle bra made from fine satin. It’d be a nice topic of conversation, trying to find out why exactly its name is triangle.

So, now that we’re done with the sales pitch (and I’m not really sure why I keep trying to make you buy stuff, because I don’t earn a cent from whatever you buy), let me give you a piece of advice. Hug yourself. Feel the love. Every time you do something good, hug yourself. Like the girl in the photo accompanying this post. See how confident and satisfied she looks. It’s not because she’s wearing lingerie, and it’s not because she’s a model and she’s a beautiful girl. It’s because she’s hugging herself. So, it doesn’t matter if you are a man, because men have feelings, too. Remember, in those moments when you think the world is against you: hug yourself, and you’ll feel different. You might also feel different by wearing women’s clothes, but that’s another story.

By the way, tell your girlfriend she was amazing last night!

Thanks for the tip, Vuvuzela

Hot milk

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 22:30:00 +0000

Your girlfriend is pregnant (I really hope you knew that already, if you didn’t, don’t blame me!). Does that mean she has to stop trying to look hot for you? Maybe…if you’re not the father.

However, if you are the father, and are still in love with the pregnant girl, and still want to see her look good, buy her some lingerie. Lingerie is good for the soul and mind, and keeps relationships strong.

Ah, maybe that’s not true, but whatever. Still, buy some lingerie for her, and enjoy looking at her huge belly, and her huge breasts with that awesome and sexy bra.

Convinced? if you are, then go to Hot Milk, nursing lingerie, where you can get some beautifully designed briefs in black (with a sexy keyhole and delicate ruching at centre back for added shape) for just $14.10, and the nursing bra for just $35.30. Maybe you think that’s not money well spent, but wait, just wait until you look at her wearing her new panties and bra and I’m 100% sure you’ll change your mind.

Thanks for the tip, pregnant

If you could, you can

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 21:44:00 +0000

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Talking about fashion, and clothes, and looking great, and feeling good. Whatever. The truth is, the only way to look good is if you are Megan Fox. I mean, look at her. It doesn’t matter what she’s wearing, and it doesn’t matter if she’s trying, because she’ll still look great.

Maybe it’s the toothpaste she uses, or maybe it’s the water she drinks. I don’t know. I honestly don’t know. I don’t know. Why should I know. More importantly, why do you want to know?

If you can be like Megan Fox, then be like her. Find out what toothpaste she uses, and what water she drinks, and then go buy those things. Then buy a shirt like that, and tight pants like those, and a cap like that, and stop trying. Maybe then, and only then, you’ll look better, and you’ll feel nicer.

All you need to know is, that if you can, you will, and if you will, you can. So…stop trying, and start doing it. Be. Megan. Think. Megan. Breathe. Megan.

And that’s the last post for today, because I think I’m not making sense anymore. This blog never made sense, and I never tried to be serious, but I think now I really lost it.

And finally, before I go, tell me something…do you miss the Megan Fox photo overdose we suffered a few months ago? I honestly would like to see her in Transformers 3 (although I think she won’t be in that movie). Or I would like to see her in any movie, as long as it has explosions, and lots of actions, and they make her wear short shorts and t-shirts that show her nice assets.

Ok. That’s it. I’m gone.

Thanks for the tip, intimate moments.

Summer time with Alessandra and Candice

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 20:56:00 +0000

Yes, it’s winter time, and yes, it’s probably snowing wherever you are, but you always have to remember that always, somewhere in the world there’s a supermodel wearing a bikini. And that supermodel could be you (although the probability of you being a supermodel is 0.02%).

But maybe you still want to dream. Maybe you want to feel like a supermodel. What better way to be a supermodel than buying a tiny bikini and wear it like there’s no tomorrow. It won’t matter if it’s cold and snowing outside. Even better. Jump in that nice yellow bikini like Alessandra and go outside, and jump and smile, and move and dance in the snow (be sure to have your cellphone at hand, because you might need to call 911 before you freeze to death). Or, if you prefer, get a colorful little bikini like Candice and just be. Candice. Because there's nothing better than being Candice.

Most people will think you’re crazy, but who cares. If you feel pretty, feel it, live it. Be pretty. Be a supermodel. Go out and feel like a supermodel. Your girlfriend will love you for that (but don’t let her see you in a bikini…she might find it pretty weird to see a man wearing girl’s clothes).

Thanks for the tip, punch me in the face

PS. It’s raining outside. The weather is horrible. How I wish I was at some sunny beach right now, with Alessandra and Candice.

Walk a tiger or stay in bed

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 00:38:00 +0000

Tumblr’s been down since yesterday. If you’re a girl, specially a trendy girl, you must be addicted to Tumblr, don’t you. If you’re a boy, but like wearing women’s clothes, then you must have a freaking weird tumblr site, but hey, who am I to judge…you go boy! keep on doing your thing, if that makes you happy!

Anyway, back to topic (as if there’s a topic in this post). If you’re a girl, and you haven’t had access to your tumblr page for so long, you must be pretty bored. I wonder what you’ve been doing. I can only think of to reasonable options right now:

1. You went out in some golden boots to walk your tiger (because every trendy girl owns a tiger) and showing your legs while looking all tough and sexy, just as Sienna Miller (photographed by the talented Yu Tsai)

2. You stay all day in bed, being all sexy and comfortable, wearing a cute tshirt and your awesome Hello Kitty panties , as shown in the photo above, taken by the talented Maren kathleen, although I don’t think that girl is wearing Hello Kitty panties, is she?

Whatever you were doing, I don’t really care, but I’m sure I’ll read all about it the moment your tumblr comes back up. Actually, I do care. I do care if what you were doing was something naughty and you have photos to prove it.

So, back to topic. What have you been doing?

Thanks for the tip, Tigger

Four Victoria’s Secret models

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 18:00:00 +0000

It’s sunday, you wake up after the wild party you had last night. What’s the first thing you see? Not four Victoria’s secret models. Not even four women. Not even a woman that looks like one of the models in this photo. You just see your imaginary girlfriend. Isn’t that sad? So at least imagine her wearing the same panties and bra from one of these four beautiful models. That’s less sad, but it’s still sad, very sad.

Anyway, if you could choose, from the four there, which of them would you like to see when you wake up?

Here’s another suggestion: buy V2, the book, I know you'll like it. It's a book with tons of photos of beautiful supermodels by photographer Russell James.

Short Kimono?

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 00:27:00 +0000

I was thinking we talked a lot about lingerie over here, so why not talking about something else just this time. What about suggesting something cool for you to give to your girlfriend or gay brother. The first thing that came to mind was a sexy short kimono. And here we are, suggesting you buy a short kimono for your girlfriend.

I mean, why not, right? It looks cute, it might look sexy with your girlfriend wearing it, and it might end up in some sexy role playing. And best of all, it’s easy to take off.

The one I’m showing here is from lionella, and you can buy it over here for $58. I know, I know, you could buy a lot of other things for 58 dollars, but think about it…just imagine your girlfriend wearing it…I know, I know! you want to buy it now, don’t you?

Anyway, why not buy something for yourself as well. I was thinking an rc helicopter goes well with that sexy kimono your girlfriend will wear tomorrow.

The ballsy way she scored

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 21:46:00 +0000

Ok, the full title should be: “Ashley Greene, the ballsy way she scored Twilight and a new love”. Whatever. I just thought Ashley Greene look amazingly cute and somewhat hot in the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine for January 2011.

I love the covers of these magazines, and not because they are good, because usually they are not. But if you read it, it’s like they promise to tell you stuff you’ve never ever could’ve imagined really existed.

Actually, I’m a bit curious about one of the articles they announce: Orgasm Virgins, how they went from “um, not yet” to “OMG, YES!”….most probably, those girls found another man who was able to do the job right. Or, they bought themselves some new vibrating toys for christmas. Talking about toys, will you buy the awesome kinect for christmas? I might, but the problem is, I don't own an xbox.

Miranda Kerr’s belly appears in Vogue

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 21:50:00 +0000

Miranda Kerr looks so freaking beautiful and radiant carrying that baby of hers in her belly. I’d even say that she’s the most beautiful pregnant supermodel I’ve ever seen (but I won’t say it).

This is just one photo of the photoshoot she did for Vogue Australia, shot by Carlotta Moye. The entire photoshoot is amazing, so go check it out over here.

If you’re planning to get your girlfriend pregnant, make sure she looks just as cute as Miranda (ha, yeah right!).

That’s it, and I’m still drooling. That photo is awesome! :)

“I am so excited about meeting our baby for the first time and looking into our baby’s eyes. Beyond that I plan to take life day by day”

Where are you going?

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 20:47:00 +0000

I really don’t get this picture. He’s holding a remote, so it’s clear that he’s watching TV, and he looks nervous, even a little bothered but the beautiful blonde in the room with that lovely cleavage, and than sexy little pink outfit ready to have some fun. This is just wrong. It’s an awful photo. It makes me angry.

Anyway, I know what you’re thinking about: it’d be fun to reenact this scene. First step: you’ll need to buy a nice pink babydoll for your girlfriend.

Enjoy!

Thanks for the tip: baby doll

A red dress like that

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 17:54:00 +0000

Still looking for a christmass gift for your imaginary girlfriend? Here’s another suggestion: a red dress just like the one in the photo accompanying this post. Modeled by Gwen Loos, this dress is part of the new Evening Collection by Zara.

Let me explain: your girlfriend will feel fresh all day wearing this dress; just look at the shape, it was designed by the same group of engineers that designed the latest Ferrari F1 car, thinking in airflow and comfort for the person wearing it.

But, above all, the best thing of this dress is that you’ll have easy access to whatever it is your girlfriend is hiding in there.

4 steps to buying lingerie for your girlfriend

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 00:53:00 +0000

This guide also works if you want to buy lingerie for your sister (althought that’s a bit creepy) or your brother (hey, he might like wearing women’s panties).

It’s almost Christmas in this part of the world, and that means your girlfriend will be buying you an ipod, or an ipad, or a new camera. And you’ll need to buy something for her, too.

Why not buy her something that you could take advantage of as well? What would be better than buying some cool and sexy lingerie for her to wear on the weekends, when you and her stay in bed for the entire day?

Cool, I knew you’d like the idea. Lingerie is a cool gift, as long as your girlfriend has a nice, slim and fit body, otherwise, just buy her a book or socks. All girls like socks.

Let me give you four easy steps that’ll help you buy the perfect bra and panties for your lovely and cute girlfriend:

Step 1: Learn about it

That’s right, if you want to give the gift of awesome lingerie, you have to learn about lingerie itself. You need to spend hours and hours in the internet researching, and specially looking at photos of girls in lingerie. It’s a tough job, but you have to do it. You have to go find sites that display photos of lovely models that look like your girlfriend, and carefully look at their bodies and what they’re wearing. Learn to know what you like and what you don’t like. But remember, I’m talking about the lingerie, not about the models.

Step 2: Your girlfriend's size

The only way you’ll be able to make the right choice when you’re buying lingerie is to know what size of panties and bras you must get. AND, you can’t ask your girlfriend directly, or else she’d think you’re trying to tell her that she’s fat. Maybe she is fat, but we don’t want her to think that you think that she’s fat. So forget about asking her.

What you need to do is: take photos of her. It’s best if you manage to take photos of her in several states of undress, or when she’s not wearing any clothes. Why? because that’ll show her real dimensions, and will help you choose the right size of pieces for her to wear.

Once you’ve taken the photos (either with a polaroid camera or with one of those fancy digital cameras the kids use nowadays), study them, observe them, memorize them, become one with them. AND don’t throw them away or delete them. You’ll need them.

Step 3: Buy the lingerie

There are thousands and thousands of lingerie stores in the internet. So, my best suggestion is for you to go to a shopping mall, and buy it there. But if you're stubborn or a bit shy, your best option is still the internet. If that's the case, let me tell you the best place to buy lingerie online is walmart.com (we've also mentioned different stores in the blog, so be sure to read the rest of our posts). Just do whatever is best for you.

If you're buying lingerie at your nearest mall, the salesperson will hopefully be able to help you choose the rigt size, which is why you need to bring the photos of your girlfriend with you, so you can show them to whoever is at the store. It's important.

On the other side, if you're buying lingerie online, your best option is to show the photos to your girlfriend's mom and ask her what size she wears. She'll know, afterall, she knows your girlfriend since she was an egg cell.

Step 4: Wear it

That’s right. After buying the lingerie, you need to wear it. It’s an absolute must. I know it sounds like a weird suggestion, and it is, but it’s worked for millions and millions of men out there buying lingerie for their girlfriends, mothers, sisters, brothers, lovers or wives.

You need to try on the new panties and the new bras and everything else you bought. You have to check if you feel comfortable with it. If you do, then it’s 100% sure that your girlfriend will feel comfortable with it, too.

This is optional, but you might want to do it: look at yourself in the mirror, wearing that sexy lingerie you bought for your girlfriend, and smile, because you’re beautiful. You are a beautiful man in lingerie. Your girlfriend will love you for that.

And so I conclude my guide to help you buy some sexy lingerie for your imaginary girlfriend. I hope it was helpful.

Myriam Girard new stuff for you

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 17:25:00 +0000

Hello there, are you looking for some new exquisite silk and french lace lingerie for your girlfriend? or your boyfriend (if for some reason he likes wearing bras and panties)? if so, you’re a lucky bastard, because Myriam Girard’s new collection is finally available on her site, which happens to be an online store!

Let me tell you about the suspenders featured on the photo on the left, as I know you’re looking at them, and I know they’d look good on your girlfriend. Those luxurious suspenders are a French classic, pink silk satin with beautiful black leavers lace. Sounds good, right? and you’d only need to pay £85.00 for them, which is a bargain considering the way you’ll react when you see your lovely girlfriend wearing them, so go get them now!

Via: Petite Coquette

Thanks for the tip, Sandra

10 years of Myla

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 19:26:00 +0000

It’s Myla’s 10th anniversary. They are celebrating a decade of luxury lingerie with an exclusive limited edition collection. That is, you have the chance to buy some limited edition lingerie for your imaginary girlfriend, so she can look amazing and seductive in it. Isn’t that great? I suggest you buy the black Grace Open Back Knicker. It’s a bargain, only £59.00

The collection is made of pure silk satin, chiffon, lace, feathers, pearls, Swarovski crystals, and lots and lots of magical fairy dust.

Via: the lingerie post

Thanks for the tip, Tyra

Campaign: Nichole de Carle

noreply@blogger.com (azrasta) — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 15:08:00 +0000

You wake up, go outside, and notice it’s a beautiful sunny day. It’s warm, and there are two girls right there, in lingerie. What do you do?

If you decide to talk to them, turn to page 48. If you decide to go have break fast alone, turn to page 30.

Anyway, this one comes from a campaign from the innovative luxury lingerie label: Nichole de Carle. Would you let your girlfriend wear something like that? She was wearing that last night, you know?

See the rest of the photos here.