Feast of Fools : Mini Bites

Why Don’t You Marry A Dog

mail@feastoffools.net — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 09:59:22 +0000

Vocals & Music: Fausto Fernós, Lyrics: Marc Felion.

Our musical response to musician Rufus Wainwright’s odd and ambivalent statement about the current struggle for same-sex marriage.

In an interview with the New York Press the openly gay pop star said: “…if you want to marry a dog, why don’t you go ahead and marry a dog. I don’t care.”

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MINI - Puppies! - 08.07.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 20:00:51 +0000

From Episode #102- Amanda, Fausto and Marc try to rig an audio podcast feed reader by repeatedly saying the words “Terrorism” and “Puppies.”

Thanks to Rick for finding this gem!

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MINI - Andy sings the Theme - 08.03.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 06:10:35 +0000

Andy Shaw sings the Feast of Fools theme with Fausto Fernós.

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MINI - Keeping it Ronnie - 08.03.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 06:09:35 +0000

Brandon Toussant remixes Ronnie into a hot new dance track!

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MINI - Fancy Phone - 06.29.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:53:18 +0000

A ringtone inspired by and dedicated to the lovely new iPhone. Where is my fancy phone?

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MINI - Jim Sings - 05.11.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Fri, 11 May 2007 06:04:59 +0000

Jim Verraros can really sing! Listen to Jim sing “You are listening to the Feast of Fools. Makes a great ringtone.

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MINI - Hot News - 05.10.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Thu, 10 May 2007 06:37:12 +0000

American Idol finalist Jim Verraros (from season one), who has always been out, proud and fabulous drops the gay bomb on Mario Vasquez (from season four)

It seems Mario may soon to be officially coming out of the closet, as he was spotted Tuesday night drunk off his ass in a gay bar in Syracuse, New York.

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MINI - So Cute - 05.07.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Tue, 08 May 2007 05:02:22 +0000

James St. James says: “So cute.” Thanks to Rick in San Diego for editing this mp3.

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MINI - You Lie Like a Rug - 05.06.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Sun, 06 May 2007 06:01:47 +0000

Amanda says: “You Lie Like a Throw Rug.”

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MINI - Controlled Pizza - 05.05.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Sat, 05 May 2007 06:01:55 +0000

Amanda: “I have little fear of people controlled by pizza.”

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MINI - I’m Not Gay! - 05.04.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Fri, 04 May 2007 06:00:22 +0000

James St. James says “I’m Not Gay!” (of course you’re not…)

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MINI - La Ta Dee - 05.03.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Fri, 04 May 2007 04:26:49 +0000

Amanda sings and sings and sings…

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MINI - You Are Gay - 05.02.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Wed, 02 May 2007 06:57:46 +0000

Attention! Marc Felion says “you are gay.”

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MINI - It Could Be Important - 05.01.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Tue, 01 May 2007 07:35:09 +0000

Amanda Steinstein demands you pick up the phone!

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MINI - Shhh, Quiet! - 04.30.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:34:42 +0000

Amanda’s quiet ringtone. Yes, it’s possible!

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MINI - Pick Up the Phone - 04.29.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:31:30 +0000

Amanda sings a little phone jingle with some odd harmonies.

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MINI - I Want It My Way - 04.28.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 06:17:58 +0000

Ronnie wants it her way.

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MINI - Scary Circus - 04.27.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 04:59:01 +0000

Sal-E, Jo-Jo and Fausto do some scary circus music. Great to annoy your friends as a ringtone.

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MINI - Wha Happen? - 04.26.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:21:08 +0000

Sal-E notices that a lot of bilingual hispanic people say “Wha Happen?” a lot. (Stay tuned tomorrow for a FOF with Sal-E!)

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MINI - Little Dolls - 04.25.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:05:23 +0000

Jo-Jo plays with his dolls.

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MINI - Stop that Phone - 04.24.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:22:55 +0000

Please stop that phone from ringing!

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MINI - Flip That Sh*t #3 - 04.23.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 05:40:36 +0000

Getting called names? Never fear, just listen to this mini-bite and turn the beat around with Miss Ronnie.

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MINI - Flip That Sh*t #2 - 04.22.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:28:24 +0000

Don’t like your chrome dome? Miss Ronnie shows how to turn it around.

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MINI - Flip That Sh*t #1 - 04.21.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:57:47 +0000

Feeling fat? Don’t worry! Miss Ronnie shows how to turn that thoughtt around.

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MINI - Alone in the Dark - 04.20.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:00:14 +0000

The ever so adorable Smith and Grimm sing a little intro to the Feast of Fools podcast.

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MINI - Funny Bunny - 04.19.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:00:59 +0000

A famous drag queen accidentally calls Marc and Amanda to talk about her new line of personal care products.

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MINI - Babies, It’s Going to be All Right - 04.18.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:23:50 +0000

Need a little Miss Ronnie pick me up? Listen to our Chi-town diva reassure you with her catchphrase “Babies, it’s going to be all right.”

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MINI - Ya’ll I Saw His Balls - 04.17.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:00:10 +0000

The fabulous Smith & Grimm join sing a little song about a guys balls.
From FOF #440 - Broadway Broads - 12.06.06
Voices: Trista Smith and Jason Grimm.

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MINI - Gay Computer Date - 04.16.07

mail@feastoffools.net — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:15:31 +0000

Why do male computer voices sound so gay? Hal (from 2001 Space Odyssey) and Fred (Mac OS Speech Voice) go on a date.

From “FOF #379 - When Hal Met Fred.” Voices by Fausto Fernós and Marc Felion.

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