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Optical Illusions

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Optical Illusions

Decorate your Pc Screen

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Decorate your Pc Screen

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Decorate your Pc Screen

Krishna Kanahiya Lal Ki Jai

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Krishna Kanahiya Lal Ki Jai

SCOOTER KI TAKKAR

amolmaya — Wed, 13 May 2009 03:47:17 +0000

EK BAHUT MOTE AADAMI KO SCOOTER KI HALKI SI TAKKAR LAG GAI.

WAH SCOOTER CHALAK PAR BIGADKAR BOLA –

“KYO BE, THODA-SA BACHKAR NAHI CHAL SAKTA THA?”

“KYA KARU…. PETROL BAHUT MAHENGA HAI….

ITNA LAMBA CHAKKAR KAHA TAK KATATAA?”

SCOOTER CHALAK NE KAHA.

Do Dost

amolmaya — Wed, 13 May 2009 03:46:30 +0000

EK DOST DUSRE DOST SE APANI PATNI KI DHOKHE BAJI KE BARE ME BATATE HUE BOLA- ” MAI KUCHH DINO KE LIYE BAHAR GAYA THA - AUR JAB MAI GHAR AAYA TO MAINE APNI PATNI KO APNE HI DOST KE SATH BADROOM ME DEKHA,

JABKI MAINE USE APNE LAUTNE KA SMS BHI BHEJA THA, TUM HI BATAO, ISE KYA KAHENGE?”

DUSRA DOST BOLA- “YAHI KI SHAYAD USE TUMHARA SMS NAHI MILA.”

AGAR BILLI NE DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI MAJA AATA

amolmaya — Wed, 13 May 2009 03:45:28 +0000

SHERU ARPITA SE BOLA -

“BHAI AAJ TO CHAY PINE KA MAJA AA GAYA.”

ARPITA NE KAHA- “UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI

NE DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI MAJA AATA.”

MAI KHATA HU TO MUJE NIND AA JATI HAI

amolmaya — Wed, 13 May 2009 03:41:49 +0000

DOCTOR NE MARIJ SE PUCHHA-

“AAPKO KYA SHIKAYAT HAI?”

MARIJ NE BATAYA- “DOCTOR SAHAB,

MAI KHATA HU TO MUJE NIND AA JATI HAI.”

DOCTOR NE SUJAV DIYA- “TO AAP AISA KIYA KIJIYE,

PAHLE SO LIYA KIJIYE AUR PHIR KHANA KHAYA KIJIYE.”

only one job left

admin — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 13:53:35 +0000

An mexican man goes to the job centre looking for a job… ” We’ve only one job. It’s at Billy Smarts Circus as a lion tamer” woman said at the job centre.

“I can’t do that” says Paddy “It’s easy, just go down there and Billy will take you through it” woman replied…

So , the next day Paddy goes down to the circus, go in the cage and Billy will takes Paddy through step-by-step. Three enourmous lions come towards Paddy… “Crack the whip” Billy says “Crack the whip” So Paddy cracks it and they continue approaching. “Hurray ..what do I do” “Crack it twice, That always works” So he cracks it twice. Lions continue coming… Paddy instructs ” Go in the corner and pick up th sh*t” “Where, There is none” paddy replies “There will be” Replied Billy

Yeh Dekh Ki Usey Tujhse Pyar Kitna Hai

amolmaya — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 16:44:55 +0000

Mat Dekh Koi Insaan Kitna Gunhegaar Hai,

Ye Dekh Ki Woh Tere Saath Waffadar Kitna Hai.

Ye Mat Dekh Ki Usko Kisse Nafrat Kitni Hai,

Yeh Dekh Ki Usey Tujhse Pyar Kitna Hai