Questionable Art

"I'm Stuck On You"

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:46:00 +0000

I thought this only happened with dogs.

I can't decide if the heads look more like game pieces or kitchen cabinet knobs.
I like how the figures are non gender specific to appeal to
heterosexuals, homosexuals, gameosexuals and
homedecoreosexuals.

What does a zombie cow say?

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 04:22:00 +0000

Sunscreen is your friend.

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:31:00 +0000

These artists are Smooth Criminals

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 19:00:00 +0000

"I'm Bad"

The last one reminds me of a brain scan.

Giant jack rabbits need love too.

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:45:00 +0000

According to the artist's description,
they're both horses and running.

Damn seagulls!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:21:00 +0000

I don't usually link to the source, (to protect the guilty.)

But these are some of the creepiest painted people I've ever seen.

Here it is in it's full sized glory.

Maybe the artist is trying to only use organic materials.

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:35:00 +0000

It reminds me of the "art" my son created on the walls,
before he got potty trained.

Found on ebay

The artist must be a Republican.

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:43:00 +0000

I had to double check the artist's description, to make
sure this was actually supposed to be Obama.
I really hope it's intended to be a caricature.
But I have a bad feeling (judging from the artist's other work),
it's meant as a portrait.

Another questionable Obama.

It's like that "perfect woman" joke, only better.

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 04:30:00 +0000

This lady has all the attributes of the
"perfect woman" (just a torso, more or less),
with the added feature of ice scrapers instead of hands.

Found on Ebay

A Perfect Symbol of American Pride.....

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:01:00 +0000

The Majestic Furry Pigeon

Nothing says "I Love You", like a lovely bouquet of......

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:20:00 +0000

(:insert euphemism of choice:)

Submitted by Meg

"I'm just sitting here in this chair, holding this......."

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 22:28:00 +0000

Hatbox -
Roll of Cheese -
Giant Peach -
Dismembered Ass -
Backhoe Bucket -
Cushion -
Cat Bellybutton -
Fur Muff -
Corgi -
Dismembered Boobs -
The head of Alfred Garcia -
Pregnant Mandolin -
Cheesecake -
Giant Tinkertoy -
Baby Aspirin for Paul Bunion -
Guitar (the correct answer) -

The above suggestions were provided by the members of The Straight Dope Message Board

"Arrrrrr....... I be the son of God."

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:32:00 +0000

Somebody got a little heavy handed
with the shadowing.

Found on Yessy

Two wrongs don't make a right.

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 19:37:00 +0000

This artist painted the same scene,
from two different angles.

I'm confused by the location of the house in the second
painting. Is it in a hole? Or, under an ice bridge?
Where are the girl's ski poles?
Why is Matthew McConaughey smiling, although
his snowboard is spinning out of control, and he's going to fall in the house hole?

So many questions......

"Wheeeee.... Look what we have."

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:25:00 +0000

"Can you see 'em?"
"Let me raise my arms up, so you can get a
better view."
"Do you like them?"
"We like them."
"Wheeeeeeeeee......"
"Did you notice those giant ones on the wall, and the floor cushions?"
"Aren't they great?"
"Woo hoo......"

Found on Yessy

Cocka Doodle Don't

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:18:00 +0000

Found on Ebay

Michelle must be pleased...

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 18:20:00 +0000

I almost passed this by as just another homage
to Obama in the amateur art world. Until I noticed
his freakishly long finger.

Jesus H. Stallone

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 16:53:00 +0000

Found on Yessy.com

It's a good idea to keep a tampon handy.

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:11:00 +0000

Just in case.

Found on Etsy

"I think I'll wear red to accentuate my sunburned nose."

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:23:00 +0000

"And the gaping wound on the side of my head."

If she had eyes, she might have been able to steer clear of the [:insert sharp, pointy thing of choice:].

Tootsie Pops: Not Just For Kids Anymore...

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:20:00 +0000

The makers of Tootsie Pop,
decided to market to a different demographic.

Sales are through the roof!

Submitted by Meg

Surf's Up!

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:03:00 +0000

Except it's not a surfer dude.

This artist's ~~obsession~~ theme is nude, reclining women.

So, I'm going to strain my imagination, and assume that thing under her arm, is her bent leg.

Found on Ebay

Luckily, Fanny wore her boots that day.

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:47:00 +0000

The barefoot, knife wielding, stumpy legged, penis
was no match for her speed.

Yes! Love is dangerous.

So are paintbrushes.

Found on Etsy.com

The Ugly Side Effect of a Tootsie Pop Adiction...

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 19:02:00 +0000

Kid: "Mr. Owl, how many tootsie pops can you eat, before a torrent of rainbow colored goo explodes from your ass?"

Mr. Owl: "Let's find out. One.....Two....Three..."

Splat!!!

"Three."

found on Ebay

The Key to Racial Harmony is..............

noreply@blogger.com (Kathy) — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 06:46:00 +0000

getting naked!

As long as the black people don't mind if the orange people sit on their heads.

Found on Flickr