Urantian Sojourn

Wink, Whine, Don’t Quit.

Michael Hart — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:38:32 +0000

A mere two days after discovering she uses crib notes scribbled on her hands— a practice generally associated with high school cheating— Sarah Palin has again turned the tables on the "Lame Stream Media."

Miss Fortune Teller

Terry — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 22:04:40 +0000

Hypocrisy be damned, Miss Fortune Teller reads a teleprompter jab off her own fleshy-feely Telepalmer Deep in a Nashville fog, at the darkest time of night, A (Rogue) Miss Fortune Teller sat in a comfy chair As she engaged in an ancient ritual. The ones that had gathered did not see What the Fortune Teller was doing For she was bathed [...]

Palin’s Strange Teabagger Brew

Propagandee — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 19:30:52 +0000

I admit I just didn’t have the stomach to watch Sarah Baracuda’s speech to the Teabaggers last night. But from what I’ve gleaned from various commentators is that she struck to two basic themes: national security and the Obama Administration’s Keynesian attempts to salvage the US economy by spending (and lending) lots of money. Naturally, these are the [...]

Tarzan With A Parachute

Propagandee — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 20:33:02 +0000

Just for the hell of it… And what are you doing this wintry Saturday afternoon?

Shelby’s Ransom Demands

Propagandee — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:35:49 +0000

Where did it all go wrong? The great struggle in the evolution of government has concerned the concentration of power. The universe administrators have learned from experience that the evolutionary peoples on the inhabited worlds are best regulated by the representative type of civil government when there is maintained proper balance of power between the well-co-ordinated [...]

Satan On The Hill

Michael Hart — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:06:01 +0000

In a rare moment of demonic candor, characteristically angry and frustrated Christian icon, Satan, lashed out at a Fox news crew on Capital Hill today:

The Crown Jewel of Stupidism [sic]

Michael Hart — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 20:32:28 +0000

Decked out in full RWNJ regalia, Michele Bachmann riles up the Yakusa. The crown jewel of Michele Bachmann’s (R-Minn.) winger tea-ara is a GOPper sheep. Not surprisingly, then, at a health care forum on Monday at the Mayo Clinic, she suggested that health care reform in America would lead to a Yakusa-like “gangster government” that would [...]